Random...Abstract Thoughts...

Yeah I know you came to my page first thing this morning looking for this. Which is exactly why I waited to post. That'll teach you to take ol King for granted. Jerks. And don't get slick out of the mouth because I only do two things well, kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm fresh out of bubble gum. Smell me?

Today marks a new era. Are my thoughts random? Absolutely but they are more than that. They are also not always practical and difficult to understand. They have an intellectual and affective artistic content that depends solely on intrinsic form rather than on narrative content or pictorial representation. Yeah I've been reading the dictionary again. So at any rate Random Thought Friday is now Abstract Thought Friday. You like it. I like it. And now there's one less person on the internet using the word random. Let's see how many ATF's pop up in the coming months. I love setting trends.

Ok my little pretties I've toyed with your emotions for long enough. Let's go where Captain Kirk and Jean Luc Picard were to scared to go, my mind, and see what the heck is going on. If this is your first time here or your first time reading my Random...re...Abstract Thoughts then please take note of the notice below.




I've really found some good new blogs out there. I've got to update my links.

Couldn't you spare like 10 million dollars Warren Buffet? I mean giving away 31 billion to charity is cool but you wouldn't even miss 10 million of that. I'd appreciate it so much more than those selfis African kids always complaining about "running water" and "computers" and "doctors". Do you hear me crying about the fact that I don't have a Bentley with TVs in the muffler? No. So stop your whining. Call me Warren!

That was a long thought wasn't it.

I don't ask God for much so you'd think he'd grant me that one wish of being in control of who lives and dies. Oh well I guess he has his "reasons".

I got two words for you. Superman. Tonight.

I seriously feel like everyone should feel like it is a priveledge to talk to me.

I'm glad the blogger comments are back although I like the haloscan too. I wish we could combine the two.








I would whoop mama's ass for a bag of these things. Ok not my mama but definitely your mama.





I think I've posted about those potato skins before. Does anybody remember? Oh well I don't care.

Internet gangsters are funny and pitiful but internet racists are just plain sad.

The real reason I'm posting these is because Kang came over to my desk and demanded a Random Thought Friday. He's a funny little African man.


I just read that they changed Superman's motto from "Truth, Justice, and the American Way" to "Truth, Justice...and all that stuff." Who wrote this movie, Kim Jung il?

Why is it that when Star Jones got the boot from The View I went from hating her and anyone who looked like her to actually feeling sorry for her? Beats me. But she still needs to stop lying about losing all that weight.

I can't believe that the Supreme Court went against Bush and his cronies yesterday. Expect to hear about one of them dying over the weekend. From natural causes of course.

My boss has been on vacation all week and I haven't done one ounce of work. I kid you not. Nothing. Come to think of it I guess I've been on vacation too.

My pimp hand is way strong.

I changed my mind. I still hate Star Jones.

This is a lyric from an Outkast song th has been in my head all week so it still qualifies for Random...dang!...Abstract thought Friday.
Operatin under the crooked American system too long
OutKast, pronounced out cast
Adjective meaning homeless, or unaccepted in society
But let's look deeper than that
Are you an OutKast?
If you understand and feel the basic principles andfundamental truths contained within this muzik, you probably are
If you think it's all about pimpin hoes and slammin cadillac do's
You probably a cracker, or a nigga that think he a cracker
Or maybe just don't understand
An OutKast is someone who is not considered to be part of the normal world
He is looked at differently
He is not accepted because of his clothes, his hair
His occupation, his beliefs or his skin color
Now look at yourself, are you an OutKast? I know I am
As a matter of fact, fuck being anything else
It's only so much time left in this crazy world
Wake up niggaz and realize what's goin on around you
Poisonin of the food and water
Tamperin of ciggarettes
Disease engineering control over your life
Take back your existance or die like a punk
This is Big Rube, sayin right on to the real, and death to the fakers
Peace out

I love that shit.

Ok I gotta cut this short I think we're having a water baloon fight in a few minutes. Sorry for gipping you guys. Wow i've never saw the word "gipping" in print. It doesn't even look right. Maybe it's "jipping". Nah. I don't know which one it is but yall know what I meant. Have a great weekend and remember to use protection your horny toads! One.