Getting to Know Me...

Yall can thank Nikki for this. I don't normally do these but I also like to constantly surprise you so let's get to know Ddot a little better, shall we?!


1. If you could be doing what you really want to be doing for a living, what would it be? An actor. But not just any actor. I want Chris Tucker's career. I'll make one movie every 5 or 6 years for 25 million a pop and then just chill and raise my kids and get fat until the next movie.
2. If you could slap the shit out of any famous person, alive or dead, who would it be? That's easy, Eve. I get more than one slap right? Can I talk to her while I slap? "You had everything you could ask for including something women today would kill for, a PERFECT HUSBAND! SLAP! But your monkey ass wasn't satisfied were you?! SLAP! Answer me! SLAP! Shut up! You had to go and ruin it for everybody didn't you, you silly bitch?! SLAP! Now go get your weak ass husband Adam, I got some for him too!
3. What's the dumbest decision you've made in the past 5 years?
I chose D.C. over Atlanta. Let me explain this one. People in the D.C/Maryland are obsessed with not being perceived as "country" while I'm as country as they come. I think I would've fit in good down in the dirty.
4. Give up one for a year: (good) sex or (good) music.
I can hum to myself while I'm up in some guts!!!
5. Dudes, would you rather have a big dick or a great sense of humor? Ladies, nice tits & azz or common sense?
Let's see I could have a small penis but women would love to be around me because I'm so funny OR women would think I'm boring and only call or come by when they want some sex. Hmmm..let me think(I hope you read that whole thing in your most sarcastic voice.)
6. So you've been invited to an all expense paid Blogger Prom in The Bahamas. You're sitting at the bar on the beach. Which blogger do you want to join you for hours of good convo? Just conversation, right? That list is quite long. I think Leesa would be rather interesting, so would Nikki. I know Chele would hold my attention. I think TTD and I would hit it off pretty good. Andrea and I would be tripping with N1S and Kween's crazy ass. Fuck it. The whole Dynasty and Commission! The first 5 rounds are on me!
7. Which blogger would you most like to cuddle with on the beach? (and don't defer to your current signif other either. Infidelity won't count against you. Duh.) I don't cuddle. I smash and go to sleep.
8. You're going on a 5 hour road trip...which 5 CDs do you bring?
#1 Tupac's Me Against the World
#2 Lauryn Hill's The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
#3 Outkast's Southerplayalisticcadillacmuzik
#4 My mixtape of Jay-Z's greatest hits(I think outside the box)
#5 Kelly Clarkson's Breakaway(I love that little white girl!)
9. Would you rather bury your children young or have your children bury you young?
Don't get me started on kids. I can't wait to have a little prince and or princess. I would definitely rather have them bury me young and live long and prosperous lives and tell tales of their crazy pops.
10. What's your biggest insecurity?
Umm what does this word, insecurity, mean?
11.What's the first blog you read every day...or however often you read them? (And I swear to God, don't be saying mine just cuz I'm the one asking...unless of course you really mean it. lol)
You mean I'm supposed to visit other blogs?
12. When's the last time you peed your pants?
You can't be serious.
13. Which was better, your first kiss or your first pay check?
My first kiss! That little baby ass check Hardee's gave me was a waste of everybody's time. The teller at the bank cashed my check out of her own pocket.
14. Do you have kids? Want kids?
Nope I don't have any kids. Yeah I guess I'll allow some fortunate female to carry my seed someday.
15. You get dropped off at home after the office holiday party by your bitch azz boss that you can't effing stand...you exit the car and he peels out, runs a red light at your corner and rolls up an unsuspecting midget. The next day the midget watch groups are on TV outraged at the heartless hit and run, and are calling for any witnesses to please come fwd...that half dead midget has a family at home waiting on C-mas presents. Would you take $1000 hush money? $500? $100? A six pack? Midgets scare me. The less we have walking around the better. Give me 4 more weeks of vacation and I won't say a word.
16. Live the rest of your life without your eyebrows or your fingernails?
I think the logical answer would be eybrows but any changes to my face could possibly stop the Earth from spinning.
17. What makes you angry?
Really neat well dressed people with dirty ass kids. Oh and half of the office calling out today because it's 6/06/06. Corny ass, scary ass motherfuckers.
18. What makes you horny?
You!
19. What makes you nervous?
The dude at the porn store. He's just way too talkative to be working in a porn store. I check the paper everyday fully expecting to see his creepy ass on the front page accused of murdering his parents and then eating them and saying that his dog told him to do it.
20. What makes you smile?
Baby's laughter, seeing my mom happy, sunny and cool saturday mornings, 3 day weekends, and ridiculously big butts.

If you're reading this then you are now tagged. I'll be checking to see who does it and if you don't let me forewarn you that I will be putting you ON MY LIST!!!!