Uh huh yeah you know what it is! Possibly the most popular blog post in blogging history and is often imitated, never duplicated is back! It's Friday and it's time for me to confuse the crap out of you by allowing you to peek into my cranium and seeing how truly odd I am. This is the first RTF in the new digs and so let's make it a special one shall we?!
Ok without further ado, ladies, gentleman, loyal subjects, I give you.....RANDOM THOUGHT FRIDAY!
I went out and bought a sympathy card for Abu al-Zarkawi's family and I plan on passing it around the office to collect a few bucks that should finance part of my weekend entertainment. Office folk love to sign a card!
I watched Cam'ron's new movie Killa Season the other night and I can only assume the reason it's called Killa Season is because anybody that watches it attempts suicide. Fortunately I'm stronger than the average and so I'm still here with you but I do have a large rock sitting inside my flat screen. Damn you Cam'ron, damn you.
I had a debate with myself this morning as I sat on the edge of the bed about whether it was Thursday or Friday.
If you believe anything a guy named Creflo Dollar says then you deserved to get taken. There I said it.
I need a manicure.
If you're reading this line stop and go put the weirdest message you can think of in my chat box.
Since I've started eating healthier I've received phone calls from Burger King's and Quiznos' corporate offices to make sure everything was ok with me because apparently they've been losing thousands of dollars. That's right my former eating habits made the economy of the country grow!!! They've built Wendy's franchises because of me!
The electricity in our office went out for about 2 minutes the other day. Everybody just kind of sat here and waited for them to come back on. I, on the other hand, was already at the stop light about a mile up the road.
I've been trying to drink 5 20oz bottles of water a day and it's excruciating! It's like taking medicine! I miss you Dr. Pepper.
The lady that sits next to me takes the most odd days off and it irritates the crap out of me. She says she doesn't like to take more than one day off at a time and always loses vacation time at the end of the year. Fine but take a Friday or a Monday not Tuesday! It makes my skin crawl.
I don't dance.
The Mavericks will sweep the Heat. If for no other reason they are the team with the Carolina player.
I want to write something as a guest on somebody's blog. Email me if you wanna trade off one day.
I've been wearing Giorgio Armani's GIO lately and I think it's my ne favorite. Feel free to buy me a bottle.
Hey in my endeavor to be positive I've just realized that me throwing a rock through my t.v. does have an advantage! I don't have to see anything about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! Oh but wait, the NBA Finals are on. Damn you Cam'ron. Damn you straigh to hell!
Have a great weekend everybody!!!!
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