So the call went out last week for you to ask me any and all questions that you wanted to know about The King. Since I couldn't think of anything to write about today I thought I'd just answer a few of them. These are actual questions that I received. Let's go.
Will you marry me?
No and I would appreciate it if you'd stop coming to my blog because you're scaring me.
How can I get to GeorgiaPeach's status on your blog?
You can't.
Is GeorgiaPeach your girlfriend or do you just have a huge crush on her?
Neither. GP is the original Loyal Subject so that's why she gets away with everything. STOP HATING!
Are you a jerk in real life?
No. I can be quite arrogant but most people like me. Some people even say I'm funny. Can you believe that?!
Can you kick Kween & TTD off of your blog?
I would but they are from Baltimore and those people are crazy. They might show up outside my house with a bunch of dudes with one gold tooth and want me to "take a ride".
So what do I have to do to get a date?
Pay me.
Don't you think you take your blog too seriously?
Absolutely. You don't think I should take it seriously? Why? You got something against my blog?! I will beat you down!!! Don't nobody talk about my blog like that!!!
I can't see your face, can you change your profile picture?
No. Just imagine the most beautiful man you've ever seen then multiply that by 74. That's me.
Your posts used to be more political when was the last time you had an intellectual conversation?
The only time I truly get an intellectual conversation is when I talk to myself. HA!
What is Arson's problem?
I don't know. I thought he got all his frustrations out after shooting up those daycare centers. Go figure.
What's your phone number?
202-438-5678
I think you and Chance are the same person, am I right?
To idiot,
Yes you busted me. You are wise beyond your years. I hope the sun will shine brightly in your life forever. In fact I hope that it shines so brightly that it burns your brain and you live the rest of your days as a vegetable.
Chance
Dude how can I get this many women on my blog?
First thing you have to do is ask my parents to have sex and create you. That's going to be the toughest part because lightning rarely strikes twice.
There a lot more but I gotta roll. Yall have fun!
215 comments:
1 – 200 of 215 Newer› Newest»I like the new pic.. and I'm absolutely dead at them questions!!! LOL
HIFUCKINLARIOUS!!!!
1) funny this is
"Will you marry me?
No and I would appreciate it if you'd stop coming to my blog because you're scaring me."
Now I'm bummed. :p
Oh, so you do take heed to our suggestions...you changed your profile pic!
I thought you were going to answer some other questions too.
2) ummm you have one more time to say something a bmore...
3) koolbreeze tell him again...geez man
4) have some yoda in me i do breezekool
nice pic i guess... thought there is a big SHADOW one one side of your face. can we get a pic with some decent lighting? DAMN
kween you got some Yoda in you
Alright, ddot, another question.
How did you ever find my blog?
LOL
Man, I've been lurking on your site for days and thing is crazy fast man.
It's definately interesting.
Duck
they are just jealous
5) i got a question, who in da hell wants you to kick us off?...so that we can show up at there door
6)there=their
7) just for that i am going for 50 comments today...y'all gotta help me...by commenting also
8) where's Chance? oh wait cali time...
maybe swimming
9) the only thing it proves is that he could be the phanthom of the opera
10) love you KING...now how much does it cost to take you out? but do know, after I pay you, you are paying for your own movie, meal and whatever else...
LOL, Kween when I first read you last comment I thought you meant taking him out as in taking the negro out. I guess I'm still having flashbacks from The Wedding Part 9.
11) LaaLaa...I really need to start a new story so you can kill some folk
:-)
You ask for a new pic and then you complain about it. I guess I need to do a post about women never being satisfied!!
Welcome to the madhouse SlimDuck!!
I like the pic D...I'm glad you did what WE told you to do.
12) u r probably the King of leaving women unsatisfied...
Now that was a harsh thing to say Kween. Hate will get you nowhere!
13) as well as being unsatisfying King
14) so can you answer my question...how much?
15) and plus I thought it was funny King, not harsh, unless it's true????
16) 35 more to go...nope make that 34
Honestly J I didn't think anybody would get it.
Kween we can negotiate a price but never in public. Terms of the deals are always undisclosed. :)
17) bump that, the people wanna know too...so $20
d got dimples??? whodathunkit!
18) maybe if you use 7 instead of 1 it would've been a bit clearer
Clue me in Julissa
What do you mean people want to know too? You're assuming that they aren't bidding on my services as well!! And that's a bad assumption. I won't even wink at you for 20 bucks.
19) but I did block my number and call it to see if it was the dc reject line, but instead it was some guy named charles
i FRIGGIN HATE U THAT POST HAD ME DYING
You know I'm a geek when I GOOGLED that phone number to figure it out.
20) ok, didn't mean to sell a cheap person cheap...$24.99???
oH YEAH ABOUT THE PIC...omg U got that APPRENTICE thing going on I likes it ..I likes it alot.....:)
Wow you called it for real Kween?! Hilarious! And they say you can't make a difference in someones life over the internet. Hogwash.
And Slim you googled it? What results did you get?
Tell them what you think it is J.
I was gonna say that but didn't want to sound like the steriotypical white jerk.
what happened with the number :)
21) yeah i called thinking it was the dc reject number, I use to have it memorized, that one and the bmore one, and gave it to guys for grins...I find so you all can call it...
You're right J it does spell something. Now everybody pull those phones out and figure it out!!! LOL
22) Here it is 202-452-7468
Nothing googled
23) i thought it was Get Lost...but the 's' was missing
How dare you call me stereotypical!!! :)
So SlimDuck can I assume that I am linked on your page???
LOL
Only thing is I'm not steriotypical.
Would that make me MonoTypical?
Can a man make one little mistake?! Geez! LOL
Not yet, I can't put it down as a mission field. Just kidding. Yeah I'll put it on.
Duck
hey D , do ppl ever ask u if u have a cult?
24) NO KING YOU CANNOT MAKE A MISTAKE, vain son of a gun
25) half way there...but king I take it that you are sold on $24.99 didn't hear any objections...
26) thanks Julissa I see that he fix it...
27) did anyone call the reject number, it is funny
28) I gave the bmore version of that number to a guy one time, i was in my car, and he was posted up by my window...he asked me for me number, I gave him that number...and he messed me up cuz he was like ok, I am going to call it now to put my number in your phone...so i was like cool can you back up a lil...and i a peeled off
:-D
kWEEN- I HATE WHEN DUDES DO THAT. thEY GOT SO HIP TO THE GAME THAT THEY EITHER CALL U RIGHT THEN OR THERE OR TELL U TO CALL THEM FROM YOUR PHONE
iM SO SLOW
Yes Missy they do ask that. And yes I do have one and you are one the most prominent members. Congratulations. LOL
ddot, I'll link you when you answer my question.
How did you ever find my blog?
Duck
You know Duck I think I was just hitting the "Next Blog" thing and I found you that way.
29) don't link him until you are good and ready duck...
30) yes MISSY I hate it too...they destroy all the fun
YES!!!!!!!!!! Now I need a CULT name...like LIl SIster DEEZ NUTS or something..find me a cool cult name por favor
just reading the blog D-dot way to keep people entertained....
31) King...ummm...can I be excused for lunch??
Sure Kween. But if you're not back in a hour there will be consequenses and repurcussions!!
32) took too long to answer...brb peopls!!!
i see i missed a lot...
Happy Lunching Kween........
Thanks GTL. I try my best to keep the party going.
Sup Rell! Where have you been?
Don't feel bad Rell when Kween gets back she will realize that too
I see you folded under the pressure and posted a new photo. Chump. If you weren't so daggone cute you'd lose some cool points for that.
ddot, your linked man.
As if you hadn't figured it out by my blog, it's not my typical link. It may seem strange, but I actually feel pretty comfortable here. I don't imagine my regular Blog readers will make a habit of coming here. God's working on me about making people in the churches around here(Indiana) to start being real and living up to what they say they believe. We do live in a racist society and "white" churches tend to ignore that fact.
stepping off my soap box
Duck
gettin ready for the game tonight against Virginia -- that's about it.
Working on some game stories etc... been a little busy.
Rell we gotta beat Duke Saturday!!! We just to beat them!!!
Jenny we definitely could use someone of you...ahem....type around here.
I am sexy aren't I? LOL
I feel what you're saying Duck. Keep up the good work!!
33) whew made it back before an hour...anyways...Julissa every now and then I gotta make King feel somewhat special
34) and i ain't hostile all the time
35) but the jury is still out on King being sexy...gotta show some more for the judges..
See why I love white women!! LOL
36) King you almost kinda look like or favor Kobe in that pic...
Kween I look nothing like Kobe! We are not even going to go there!
Hey Slim I like the way you described me on your blog. I do challenge my readers comfort zone! Good job!
uh-oh black women they're comng for your black men!
En Guard!
lol -- totally joking people... well I mean... nevermind :-)
Honestly Jenny time is the only thing that heals a broken heart. The women might be able to help you out more because I am more known for breaking hearts than getting mine broken. :)
Jenny I've never dated a white girl. But there are certian cultural differences and plusses and minuses on both sides.
Jenny-Get over a broken heart by meeting somebody else :)
I give mixed raced couples a lot of credit. They either truly love each other, have something to prove, or are just plain crazy. Who knows maybe a little of all three.
It's hard enough in this day and age to keep a family together that's the same race, much less with the pressures of cultures clashing under one roof.
just my 2 cents
She hot too. D you better get on that!
I think you're right SlimDuck. The cultural issues stacked on top of everything else has to make it tough.
Stop it GP.
37) Just a lil King..but even though you may not like him, he is cute, so take it as a compliment...
Jenny I just read your post. Girl that is terrible. Girl I am feeling your pain. I am in total aggreeance with Missy. Start dating (good men) and after you find a nice one you really like, you will start to see Josh's flaw and will most certainly get over him. But as of right now, just do you. Pamper yourself, excercise, and try not to call him. He is a busta and your friend is shady ass hell. In the long run he will be sick that he even fucked up like that.
38) dating yuk ill >8-{
Yes, I have. It's rough. Honestly, I wouldn't recommend it. On the flip side of the coin, if you fall in love (you notice I didn't say lust) with somebody, then I would say you have to go with your heart but you and the other person need to realize that it isn't an easy realtionship.
39) I am saving my last 11 comments for when chance gets here
I see ya'll busy today.. LOL @ Julissa taken offense to Jenny flirting openly wit D.. LOL.. COME ON IT AIN'T THAT SERIOUS IS IT..
Welcome Jenny & Duck to the cult..
I'm so mad at Missy wit dat damn lil sis deez nuts LMAO.. sounds like something gone wrong in School Daze.. lemme find out D hazing us..
I did my time.. aint' no mo hazin in dis camp!!! I'll be 13 yrs old April 13, 2006.. OOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOP
Whoa, my bad -- I like to joke a little bit, didn't mean for it to be taken the wrong way.
I won't say anything else...
Rell you are a member of the Commission. Say what you want.
40) make that my last ten comments...if anyone wants to take King out it'll cost you $24.99 act now and we will throw in Rell for free...that's a million dollar value package for $24.99...CALL NOW our operators are standing by...
Hey Rell.. everytime I see your name I think of..
WILL YOU LOVE ME FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jenny you know it's the year of the Dog. Big things are promised to us.
I'm not tageting anyone, but "white" folks just don't know how to laugh at themselves. I think most "Black" folks were raised that way.
Duck
See Jenny:
For dogs in 2006, any recent setbacks or obstacles can be overcome so look forward to a year in which to really shine, either personally or professionally.
Jenny.. like missy said.. date other dudes.. BUT don't go looking for anything.. pretty much its a they take you out.. and take you home.. NOTHING IN BTW.. and just heal that way.. let them pamper you, and kiss yo ass till they face turn blue.. but don't put out... otherwise it will cloud your judgement and you will take lust for love.. just stock up on double A batteries and utilize your toy for those nights you need some passion.. :)
ok i know im late, but answer the damn phone, lol
ok i know im late, but answer the damn phone, lol
Good advice Caramel. Unfortunately Jenny I don't kiss ass...unless we are speaking literally and then well....never mind yall get the point.
Anyway like she said just chill and get to know yourself and what you want out of your next relationship.
Your a trip kween
LOL @ N1S you are a trip!!!
Jenny be glad you weren't born in the year of the Rat, like me :-(
41) thank you slimduck...i try i try
42) I think you and Chance are the same person, am I right?
King can you go away and come back as Chance please...I miss him
:'-(
LOL
jenny, you gotta get in line behind a bunch of phat-bootied, thick lipped, curvy hipped sistas if you wanna get at the king.
and if you start pulling at one of the sista's weave, she's probably gonna try to slap the tan offa you.
43) I have two co-workers who goes to sleep almost everyday at (not even during break) and they both snore...AHHHHHHHH...sorry had to vent
ok now that i read everything, i see that my pick up the phone line was not only late but lame, sorry yall, lol
Jenny pick yo head up ma....i'm a women scorned so i wont offer advise right now...
44) advice is over rated any...people can tell you anything but ultimately/eventually you're gonna do what you wanna do...
Caramel,
Not sure I get the reference -- I'm a little slow.
45) I feel like I sound like I am about to climax when I say...I'm almost there...almost...yeah yeah I'm almost there...just 5 more
hey rell its been a while, i need to come check you out....
46) uh-oh
All right, I have to say this.
One thing I've learned about black women is the way they fight. It's like watching a train wreck; it's scarry, yet you can't turn yours eyes away because it's almost fasinating. You want to stick around, but your afraid your going to get hit by something.
Duck
now jenny that real hair comment was out of pocket.
Jenny...if this was the real world and not Blogland those would be fighting words! LOL
LOL yall are tripping! What's up Nikki! :)
47) no blogger is tripping
48) ok this fine I.T. guy at my job (who i went to high school with but we clowned each all the time) just came to my desk to sit his coat down while he take care of a few calls in my building, he has no idea how bad I wanna get him in the server room and have him hard drive in my cpu...AHHHHHHHHHH
D-dot I see even if u don't like them, big, small, skinny or tall, fair skinned, dark skinned, they come at you...I told you the ego stroking makes you feel good
Yeah GTL I think they do it just to have fun. I don't think any of them are serious but I do have fun with it.
49) lol...flirting and stuff is fun...but king you suck at it, so that's why i quite flirting with you on here a loong time ago...
lmao@jenny...perhaps
then again, king's alot of man. if you think you can hang, more power to you.
wassup king!
50) quite=quit....i made 50 YEAH YEAH YEAH
Ha!!! I look good with my fake hair... plus anyway.. D gone need something to slap and watch it jiggle back when he hitting it from da back!!!!!
gtl - i gotta stroke king's ego every now and again. i mean, isn't that what loyal subjects are for?
i mad that kween is counting her comments...LOL
now how da hell did my comment end up above, jenny's lol
I gotta run and get some work done. Been good all.
Cya
Duck
ain't nothing wrong with fake hair...just so long as i don't start hearing stories about sistas putting weave in their pubic area...
51) stroking...lol
D-dot you never answered Jenny's question, Have you ever wondered about the other side? Sounds like a invitation,,,,LOL
52) where's angie...brb
@Rell.. its that song by that dude Rell that was on Rocafella.. LOL
and errr your comments section on yo blog ain't workin.. FYI
gtl - d's never considered it cuz he knows his momma would smack the crap out of him for even THINKIN it. LOL
LMAO @ nikki.. not weave in da pubic.. WHY.. I don't want none there!!!! can somebody say BRAZILIAN WAX.. please and thank you!
lol@caramel. i know you wouldn't do it. you actually got sense.
meanwhile, i figure if a guy can put 27 inch rims on a neon, a sista somewhere has contemplated getting royal blue hair extensions in her pubic area.
Nikki, I can't stroke his ego nothing personal D-dot. But I'm sure it's nice to have it done.
Per TTD:
F*ck whoever wants me off this blog! If you don’t like seeing my comments… go away! I’m tired of ya’ll people hating me & my comments when I say/do nothing to any of you! Kick rocks B*tch!
yeah I want to see who comments about that....gotta love TTD...Kween you know I do
53)...KING????
54) yes i know u do
ok i have to say this
it is not hard living with someone of another race. because i just laugh at his white ass whe he does some white shit. but he doesn't really bring up black ways like i do him so its whatever..but hard nope. its just like living with black folk...though i've never "lived" with a black man but i had a black roommate in college and that sucked. made me never have a roomate again
Caramel, what does it say?
dammit if keepconfusing me when ya'll say Caramel...cause my real name is Carmell. i be like i didn't say nothing!
Very interesting question and answer session King.
So they think we are the same person Huh!
it's fixed now...
To Kween,
Kween007 said: Where is Chance Oh' Cali time.
Chance: Here I is (I'm) Gurl creepin and crawlin up in the mix, with my new kicks (shoes).
How is evryone today in the Kingdom.
Work is over-rated today.
Kool- I think it also has to do with you were live too.
I'm in the cornfields of Indiana. I grew up a military brat near bigger cities through out the US. I'm not "white", I'm peach, and the folks around here are "WHITE". I'm not from here so I'm like an alien to these people.
I'm MonoTypical (My new word), as opposed to SterioTypical. In short I try to use my head instead of just accepting what people say I am (White, Christian, Irish, Male etc., etc.). Of course I am all those things, but they don't define me by the standards that society gives them. That would probably make me a steriotypical jerk.
God made me white male, with an Irish heritage. I can't change those things, nor do I wish to. I'm a Christian because I want to be and I live by standards that God gives me, not any church or denomination.
I'm sorry ddot and all, I'm getting long winded.
Sorry
55) YEAH CHANCE IS HERE...Ddot YOU CAN GO BACK TO WORK NOW, THE REAL KING IS HERE
wow, i would have never thought...How quickly the loyal onc's jump ship...LOL..
Kween why don't you just ask who said it...just to see if they will respond.
i think it is how you are raised too. but you make a good point Duck!
kween please do not go there
Kween how are you this morning well it is still moring in Cali, how is your day going I hope swell.
Chance
Chrissy who u calling?
I went to lunch came back over 100 more posts.....*WHEW* Reading is FUndamental
You Loyal subjects have been having a lot of fun this morning I can see. it is good to see all of you so joyful and swell.
On this bloghood
Hey I'm back. I've been in meetings. I was just informed that the company is now going to block internet access. So I'm not sure how much longer The King will be around.
Los angeles today, It is very nice out here in L.A. today will be a good day I can feel it. People every where here and there just doing their thing. It is seldom boring here. So many things to do.
Chance
To The King,
If the company is going to block internet access that sometimes means sombody got caught looking at something on. The internet that violated company policy or people or somebody got caught goofing off, or a snitch got jealous and dropped a dime ( dime here symbolize telling or told on someone, not the dime meaning $10 worth of crack).
What was the reason they gave for this bad news to your ears king?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chance~ why do you feel it is your place to explain EVERYDAMN thing to us like we dumb and don't know shit about how the world works?
I think u need to find another job then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
56) Chance I am fine... and my day...is cool...it's nice outside :-D
DON'T GO THERE??? WHERE??? ABOUT WHAT???
Kween~getting him started
To The King,
Do you have the internet at home? If you do then you can run the show from there also.
Chance
57) some times he needs to get started KoolBrezze :-)
To Kween,
It Is good to hear that kween and I hope tomorrow goes swell also for you young soul.
Chance
58) Chance thank you
To Kween,
How do you like the state you live in is it kool, or boring or a combination of both?
Chance
dang ddot thats messed up....
and who keep deleting they ish, lol
To King,
Man I bet you nervous like I don't know what right now. Don't your company need the internet for at least paying some type of bills on-line so they just gonna cut it off like that King I feel ya on that man.
Chance
I guess it would be too easy to get the internet at the crib ... just a thought.
To everybody,
It is good to have the internet at your pad (home) just in case something jumps off where the internet at your job is lost.
King you got a back up plan I know right. You are not going to let this Kingdom get taken over like that.
Chance
59) A combo...but I think it's time for a change...bmore blows me sometime...actually maryland not just bmore
Due to my blogging addiction my boyfriend has started acting a fool once I am at home and trying to get on the internet. He is so jealous. I am like, go play Madden like the rest of the guys you age or something, damn. But you know how men are, always want you to pay attention to them while they act crazy, play around and talk about nonsense. Walking around in their boxers and dancing in your face while you sit their and know you would rather be blogging. Anyway I thought I would bring that up since Chele you suggested he blog at home..lol.
60) that last comment was for CHANCE
kween is that the number of comments you've left on this post?
61) Yes RELL it is
62) I've posted almost 30% of the comments in here
damn shame she has that many comments....and she works when...LOL
63) I have been mad busy today...but now it is all slowing down
To Kween,
There times we must make chages in our life and one needs to look at options. Life is good and tragic but it is through the tragedy that we get that inspiration to move forward in life.
Chance
64) Good point Chance...ain't nothing holding me here, so why not right...just need to find something that the cost of living ain't gonna kill me alone...lol
GP~ don't you hate it when the men in out lives see you doing something and not paying them any attention then try to either find something better or do what you do just to piss you off? don't get a hobby..he'll be trying to do that next! does he know about your blog?
Girl yes, he reads it all the time..rofl. He is so silly. He reads it while I am work, but I have a site meter so I see when he is on..lol.
But don't they get so jealous!..lol. He doesn't have a hobby during the weekdays, I guess that is why he be all up in my face..lol. I mean it is cute, but then it gets annoying. Girl why did he tell me today that he put an internet block on his computer. That shit pissed me off. He better be playing, because he definitely won't be getting none doing that dumb shit..lol. And then everytime he says we need to talk, I go in the room and he starts talking crazy..rofl. So I am sitting there thinking to myself, you called me off the computer for this...lol. He act like a little brother or something..lol. Girl, he wants me to lose weight, but bothers me while I excercise..lol.
To Kween,
I'm going to rest now I'm tired I was up all night writing essays. I'm up all night often and sometimes I'm up late at night writing and reading. I will be visiting you blog tomorrow.
Chance
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