Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Questions from Readers...

So the call went out last week for you to ask me any and all questions that you wanted to know about The King. Since I couldn't think of anything to write about today I thought I'd just answer a few of them. These are actual questions that I received. Let's go.


Will you marry me?
No and I would appreciate it if you'd stop coming to my blog because you're scaring me.

How can I get to GeorgiaPeach's status on your blog?
You can't.

Is GeorgiaPeach your girlfriend or do you just have a huge crush on her?
Neither. GP is the original Loyal Subject so that's why she gets away with everything. STOP HATING!

Are you a jerk in real life?
No. I can be quite arrogant but most people like me. Some people even say I'm funny. Can you believe that?!

Can you kick Kween & TTD off of your blog?
I would but they are from Baltimore and those people are crazy. They might show up outside my house with a bunch of dudes with one gold tooth and want me to "take a ride".

So what do I have to do to get a date?
Pay me.

Don't you think you take your blog too seriously?
Absolutely. You don't think I should take it seriously? Why? You got something against my blog?! I will beat you down!!! Don't nobody talk about my blog like that!!!

I can't see your face, can you change your profile picture?
No. Just imagine the most beautiful man you've ever seen then multiply that by 74. That's me.

Your posts used to be more political when was the last time you had an intellectual conversation?
The only time I truly get an intellectual conversation is when I talk to myself. HA!

What is Arson's problem?
I don't know. I thought he got all his frustrations out after shooting up those daycare centers. Go figure.

What's your phone number?
202-438-5678

I think you and Chance are the same person, am I right?
To idiot,
Yes you busted me. You are wise beyond your years. I hope the sun will shine brightly in your life forever. In fact I hope that it shines so brightly that it burns your brain and you live the rest of your days as a vegetable.

Chance

Dude how can I get this many women on my blog?
First thing you have to do is ask my parents to have sex and create you. That's going to be the toughest part because lightning rarely strikes twice.

There a lot more but I gotta roll. Yall have fun!

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Carmell said...

and why do you need to lose weight? girl please, i'd be like there are a lot og men who would love to have me and body! i think you have a nice shape. forget him

Drama Kween said...

65) TTYL Chance...and to the rest of yall too, I am going to do some investigating and stuff to see if I can do the move to the west coast thing...thought about NY, but that's more expensive than CA so far...apartment wise...TTYL

Kip said...

To Georgiapeach,

I might take my picture down I don't want him to see me I understand why people put up other pictures of themselves. He sounds like a nice dude. don't make him too jealous because men sometimes become violent when they are jealous so gurl be nice to him because things start going through his head amd imagination run wild.

Have mercy on him Gapeach he needs you.

Chance

Kip said...

To the commenters,

Take care it was fun!

Chance

Guide_to_life said...

Kween NY is expensive too, u better look at moving down south if your not trying to spend alot

Carmell said...

why the hell would Aaron be jelous of Chance? hahahahahahahahahaha that shit was funny.

MZPEACH said...

Thanks Chance.

Koolbreeze you are a trip girl. You are such a sista...one that tell it like it is..lol. I bet you are one heck of a friend.

Thanks girl, but I am a big girl..lol. Not Kween, me..lol.

Drama Kween said...

66) gotta wait til my boss get back...thanks GTL but I need to also move somewhere I can get my acting career somewhere

Ddot the King said...

Ok I'm out everybody. I'm seriously depressed about them turning my internet off. I'm going to be bored to death. Maybe I'll give GP my passwords and when i write something send it to her to post so you guys can still enjoy my nonsense. We shall see. Goodnight.

Carmell said...

you don't look big in the pics you post on your blog

Guide_to_life said...

just make sure if you move you are moving for the right reason....and not to get away

Drama Kween said...

67) I feel you GTL...but the get away part is a part of me wanting to relocate...but I have been thinking about it for awhile as far as acting is concerned

Drama Kween said...

68) lol GP...but I am the big girl according to LC

MZPEACH said...

Now I am sad Ddot. :(

Drea Inspired said...

funny stuff...

I miss coming by here, but alas the real world calls!

Keep it fresh over here!

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