Tuesday, August 08, 2006

6 Flags...

I went to Six Flags on Saturday. Yes I rode a roller coaster for the first time in my life. I also rode my last roller coaster. Ol' Kingy just doesn't get the thrill out of being zoomed through the air upside down and what not. I got on some monstrosity called the Joker's Jinx. As soon as the contraption took off I immediately regretted my decision. I was squezzing the bar in front of me so tight that I am sure I dented the bar. I was so scared that I didn't even scream. Hell, I didn't even open my eyes. I just held on for dear life and prayed that it would all be over soon.

With that being said I had a great time with the young guys that I took and they thought I was really cool because I kept winning them stuff. We had so many stuffed animals and dolls....er...action figures that we were the envy of every little kid in the park. Take that you little rugrats! We were approached more than once by people asking us to win stuff for them. Unfortunately I declined because they didn't offer to pay me. Hey, I'm not a buisness man, I'm a BUISNESS......man! Seeing how none of them was older than 16 for some odd reason they were enamored with the young ladies floating around so I had to keep them focused. I even got to spew a few life lessons for the little guys. I need to have a son. Who wants to have my baby?! Little DJ would be the man! Anyway I have more pictures but I look really goofy in them and so I'm only posting the one that makes me look the least goofy! Enjoy.

23 comments:

Drama Kween said...

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Carmell said...

damn ya'll had to carry that around the park?

sorry baby but i laughed at you furst roller coster experience!!!! that was hilarious!!po baby. you can't tell me you didn't enjoy it a little bit?!

Carmell said...

first... dammit
u know what i meant

Ddot the King said...

Nope Kool I didn't enjoy it at all. In fact I am thinking about lobbying to have roller coasters outlawed in the United States. They make no sense whatsoever!


Does anybody know why Kween is growling????

TTD said...

you're such a punk! i hate playing games b/c ur stuck walking around the park w/ them all day.. did ya'll go swimming? or do the water rides?

Ddot the King said...

They did. The King gets a little too ashy when the water touches my velvety smooth skin and I didn't have any cocoa butter with me.

Carmell said...

damn you really didn't go prepared! it was the thing back when i was in high school to go to 6 Flags the day after prom. and the black girls would come with their plastic bags and shower caps so their hair wouldn't get wet!! comeon D get with the program. so i take it you were stuck holding all the prizes like a bitch while they went to the water park!! how sexy!!!! ;) (i'm just playing playa!)

Ddot the King said...

Our custom was to get a room after prom and stay there until our date forced us to take them home and or called the cops. So sorry for not knowing all about 6 Flags and there little rules.

At any rate no I wasn't just sitting around holding stuff!

TTD said...

why even go if you don't ride ANYTHING? what's the purpose?

Ddot the King said...

Sometimes it's like you guys don't even know me. I went because my job got me a bunch of tickets and I was able to take some fatherless boys out and show them a good time. I'm a good dude. Sometimes and I mean SOMETIMES it's not about The King.

Now with that being said I DID get on a ride which was the purpose of the post.

Ddot the King said...

Yeah VX we got quite a few. This picture was taken before we were done. When we left my trunk was full and everybody was holding at least one stuffed animal in the car. It was big fun.

Carmell said...

we know you... understand is a whole nother can of worms!!!!
we know you got issues with the big scary roller coster!!!!!
you know i love you D but you left that one open!
ok i'm going to leave you alone and go make me some homemade blueberry muffins!

chele said...

I'm with you when it comes to roller coasters. I'll be a punk and stay right on the ground.

Ashy? I don't mean no harm but everyone in that picture looks like they have the tendancy to get a little ashy ...

Drama Kween said...

i'm growling cuz you SUCK!!!...I wanted to go...I LOVE ROLLERCOASTERS...and if you get them outlawed watch your back, cuz I'm coming for ya

Drama Kween said...

and learn how to spell BUSINESS

Drama Kween said...

DJ= Dickhead Junior???? I'll pass, cuz I our first child will be a girl...a lil princess waiting to reign on her momma's throne

nikki said...

you're afraid of rollercoasters? you ARE a man, right?

NegroPino™ said...

U look so handsoem holding your COW....

Ddot the King said...

COW???? My dear Missy that is no cow. That is the one prize I was focused on winning and it is a CAROLINA TARHEEL!!! If you look closely you'll see the UNC logo on it's chest. It might be hard to see past the bright smiles of all those fatherless boys that I took time up with so as to show them a good time while you smart alicks keep trying to to be funny! I am not afraid of anything. I am a MAN. I am however very cautious of things such as roller coasters. And that in my opinion just makes me very smart. So get lost!

Nico said...

If you dare call me fatherless again!

Drea Inspired said...

you guys are adorable...i have one of those six flags snakes.

I'm afraid of roller coasters, but I always get on them because I don't want to be punked by my crew.

Serious Black said...

That's funny, a grown ass man scared of a roller coaster. I think your just trying to be funny.

Anyway, good looking on taking care of the rugrats and imparting some knowledge on them. Always good to see people give back.

Lāā said...

It's ok that you are afraid of roller coasters. When I go to parks I like for someone to hold my stuff when I get on the rides. You'd be perfect.

You still did a nice thing...taking the fatherless boys and Kang.