Random Thought Friday...

Can I get a drum roll please? Ok now somebody give me a beat. Yeah uh! I like that. Ok I'm about to rip it freestyle! Yo my name is King and shots is what I call, all the female bloggers like to juggle my balls.....hey hey wait a minute! I can't let yall hear all my hot fire! I'm going platinum bitches!

At any rate it's RTF and so we must delve into the mysterious caverns of my dome. Yeah like the previous paragraph isn't proof enough that I'm "special". Put your waders on folks it's gonna get messy! On to the Thoughts!


Why does ESPN.com think I'm going to pay to be an "Insider"? So I'll find out about a potential trade a day before it happens. Big whoop.

I heard Beyonce's new song yesterday and I like it a lot better than Deja Vu and that Ring the Alarm song. It's called Upgrade U and it has Jay on it. I feel sorry for Jigga. She's obviously talking directly to him in the song. She's ready to upgrade from the camel to the King. It was just a matter of time.

That reminds me. Beyonce and Jay aren't getting married. She leaked that info right before her album dropped just like rappers got get themselves arrested or shot right before their albums come out. We gotta stop falling for this stuff people.

I rant, therefore I am

In the elaborate wardrobe of human emotions, guilt is the itchy wool turtleneck that's three sized too small. Guilt may be difficult to articulate, but when it surfaces, it's as unwelcome and distinct as Michael Jackson in the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese.

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

Instead of playing 4 pre-season games let's just make the regular season 4 games longer. NFL you're such a tease!

Those chicken wraps at Mickey Ds are nice. I can get two of those little joints and a large ice tea for like 3 dollars and some change. Burger King yall better step it up if you wanna keep ole Ddot's business!

I got approved for my home loan!!! I'll be getting a post office box soon so all of you can send me house warming gifts. Oh and yes there will be a minimum dollar amount you'll be able to spend you cheap bastards.

Janet Jackson's voice seems a little deeper than usual. She still puts on the whole Jackson fake high pitched voice but she's definitely got more bass. I knew she didn't just lose that weight from exercising and what not. I think her and Barry Bonds have been hanging out!

What's up with the new Blogger Beta? ANybody tried it or found anything new and exciting that you want to share with your King?

I'm calling it right now. Washington/Miami Superbowl....OR Washington/Baltimore Superbowl. If the latter happens I won't leave my house 2 weeks before or after the game.

You thought that was mean? I could put her picture up too!

I have to leave for work 20 minutes earlier because of these school busses! Ok that's it, I'm officially Anti-School Bus. Let them little ungrateful bastards walk to school!

A girl had a huge crush on in HS emailed me the other day. We caught up a little and then yesterday finally got around to swapping photographs. Let's just say the past 12 years have been a lot kinder to your boy! Who's infatuated with who now bitch?!


One negative comment about that picture and I'm going to backhand somebody. I did look like I needed a sandwich though.

I need something to do this weekend. I'm broke so I'm going to have to get creative.

The new Outkast album is that fiyah! I just wish we could get Andre 3000 to do more rapping. I'm a little worried about whether the movie will be good so I might hit up the bootleg man.

I rarely ever check my sitemeter anymore because i get hit a thousand times a day by people looking for pictures of Donald Trump's wife. I posted her picture one time and people from all over the world hit my page for it. That's crazy.

If Terrell Owens was on fire in my front yard I wouldn't piss on him to put him out.


And I'm out. Everybody have a great weekend. And get up and get out of the house. Staring into a computer screen masturbating to my pictures is just odd! One.