Black Weblog Awards...

Well it's that time of year again! Last year I started blogging just when they gave these awards out and I was pissed because I wasn't eligible. So I have strived for the last 12 months to become the best blogger in the universe. Mission accomplished!

I am the undisputed King of All Bloggers!

But your boy still has hopes and dreams. I still have goals. I am as competitive as they come and I love to win. Since August of '05 I've been nominated for quite a few awards including my own Kingy Awards and for the most part didn't care if I won or not. But these are the big boys! That's where you come in. Yes you! Stop looking around I'm talking to you! I have to get nominated and then win.

So all of us that love me with all our heart and soul have to make sure I'm on at least one of those ballots!. Now don't get me wrong if you don't feel as if though the King is deserving of an award don't do it just because I'll cut your brake lines if you don't. No. Do it because I have brought joy and happiness to your life. Because I am the cure for your boredom. Because you routinely call a man you don't know King and are happy to be called a loyal subject. Because you were ecstatic when you saw your name in The Dynasty or the Commission or pissed off because your name isn't there! Whatever your reasons are get over there and check out the categories and then nominate your King!

And just to show you guys that I'm not a self-centered prick, ok well I'm not ALWAYS a self-centered prick be sure to vote for Nikki for best writing and Crunk & Disorderly for best pop culture blog. And to show you that I am still a pompous, arrogant prick here are the categories I'm hoping to get nominated in. What?! I'm just trying to help you out in your nominating process! Ungrateful sonsofbitches. Ok so here goes. Blog Design, Best Humor, Best Hip Hop, Blog of the Year, Blog Community, and Blog to Watch.

The finalist will be chosen and officially nominated on August 15th so vote two or three times a day!!!

Thank you in advance.