Wednesday, April 05, 2006

The King's Secrets...

Welcome to My Kingdom, where productivity comes to die. Everyday I get 2 or 72 emails from guys asking me how do I get so many women on my blog without being the typical "nice guy".

Nice guys aren't attractive.

Everybody likes nice guys but a woman wants a man. A real man. A man that stands up for himself even if he makes a fool out of himself sometime. At any rate here are a few other tips for you guys and hopefully now you will stop emailing me!!!

First of all talk as little as possible. If you want to get past a woman's rational thinking, which will tell her to run away from your nutty ass, and get to her primal feelings of lust most of what you have to do is non-verbal.

When you do speak don't try to sound nice! Don't sound whiny or wimpy. Speak smoothly and with warmth. Speak slowly and with a sexy tempo and your prey will be hypnotized. A smooth and warm tone relax her and you come off as confident. Women LOVE confidence.

You gotta smile. Even if you have a jacked up grill you gotta do it. A smile on a person's face makes them seem more approachable and fun to be around. If you only have 4 teeth, smile with your mouth closed and make a appointment for the dentist. Now.

Always keep eye contact. Not creepy, I'm going to follow you home, type of eye contact but it has to be powerful. If you keep looking away and looking down you seem nervous and uncomfortable and that doesn't equal confidence. Remember, confidence is our friend.

Other than that all you need to do is stand up straight(confidence) and smell good. Be prepared for any type of conversation which means you gotta read a book and watch the news every now and then. It also means you gotta stay current on your pop culture because women love discussing stuff like talking about how bad Beyonce's weave is or why Brad Pitt dumped Jennifer Aniston. It may drive you crazy but you gotta do it.

Have you ever saw a butt ugly guy with a beautiful girl? Well if you just listen to The King that guy could be you! Now go play somewhere, I'm busy!

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SomeOne said...

just had to be first, i'll read later, lol

TTD said...
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TTD said...

LOL@ N1S

YEAH LADY TERPS!!!!

Good advice (some of it) probably coulda added some more... but i guess it's a start...

i wouldnt advise them not to talk.. might think they're up to something or someone you cant communicate w/ - communication is key

and i dont care about beyonce's weave..LOL.. i may mention something if it looks a mess.. but i care about other things.. like the LADY TERPS BEATING DUKE!!!!

chele said...

I always giggle a little when men try to act like they know so much about women.

Good morning!

Carmell said...

awww shit..D is giving advice on how to get women...

Carmell said...

yeah the non talking might be much...unless you are justtalking about something that will not develope pass etting the ass.. cause if you can't hold a conversation... you might as well hang it up,

Drama Kween said...

toooooooooo funny Chele I giggle too...that maybe "how to get" us MAYBE...but how would you keep us D?

SomeOne said...

ok i've read it now....

hmmm good question kween

Kip said...

Interesting,

More can be said but comment moderation is about to come on after this comment. Because of needless fear, but anyway I could say alot.

Good points King.

Ddot the King said...

Had any of you taken the time to read my profile you would know that I am not like most men. I am the first man to understand women! I am right whether you guys admit it or not.

When I say talk as little as possible I don't mean sit there like an idiot. He has to be able to ride the conversation wave where the lady wants it to go. That way she never gets bored or uninterested. But no matter what they are talking about he should fully express himself.

How to KEEP a woman will be the next part in the series! LOL

Drama Kween said...

Prolly because you are still figuring that part out???? lol

Kip said...

Fellows make sure you don't have bad breath when you speak either or dirty finger nails. Both came be a turn off seriously, even your homies and other men will not want to talk to you if you have bad breath. Guys can accept another guy with dirty finger nails but not bad breath.

Drama Kween said...

barf

Kip said...

Be careful,


Guys don't be looking like you got issues meaning lookng KINDA negative in the face. females will think you have hidden issues because femles knwo tht a negative agressive looking face does not come by CHANCE. It comes from having negative thoughts and feelings at that particular moment.

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Kip said...

Guys said: Well MIKe TYSON, has a negative face and he gets females.

Chance: Yeah! If you have the type of bank roll (money) that mike has OH, sorry had you would be able to pull any kind of woman. Mikes has no money but he lives off of the fame his name brings. And, this is why females give him time, but they always break him money wise even more.


Chance

TTD said...

i read ur profile.. it doesnt say much :o)

chele said...

D - make it do what it do (please)

SomeOne said...

dont wear dusty shoes, i cant stand a man in dusty shoes....

chele said...

I checked the profile. We actually have quite a bit in common but like kween said, there's a HUGE difference between getting a woman and keeping her.

Drama Kween said...

and truth be told no ONE person have the answer because there many other ONE persons out there with different taste, opinions, preferences, goals, etc.

Kip said...

Intuition


Men need to develop the same type of intuition that women have already by nature. This will help a man keep a woman, she will not need to speak he will intuitivley kno when what she wants and how to remdy a situation. When he is at fault with out her even talking to him.

Drama Kween said...

you can develop intuition

Drama Kween said...

CORREECTION: You CANNOT develop intuition....

Ddot the King said...

I'll admit that getting a woman is a lot easier than keeping her but with focus and attention to detail it can be quite easy.

Rell said...

what up?

Kip said...

All men have intuition developed to some degree, what happens is the men we usually go with our intellects more when our intuition is telling us something different.


This is true and women go with their intuition more than their intellects.

This creates conflicts between partners.

Ddot the King said...

Kween you are right in that different women have different tastes and opinions and what not but a woman will date an ugly man with personality, charm, and money before a man wil date an ugly woman with the same attributes. It is my belief that a man can get any woman he wants if he knows what he is doing.

Drama Kween said...

hmmm thinking NOT ME...lol

Carmell said...

So D thinks its easy to keep a woman.... so do you have a woman D?

Carmell said...

yeah me either...there has got to be some sort of physical attraction.

Ddot the King said...

No I said it CAN be easy. I understand that keeping a woman is hard but some men make it harder than it has to be.

TTD said...

how?

Drama Kween said...

you so said can be quite easy...which implies effortlessness

chele said...

attention to detail ... good point.

I've dated not-so-fine men because they were nice and made me laugh. those were probably some of my best relationships.

however, my current man is FINE AS HELL.

I do agree that any man can get any woman if he knows what he's doing. We've all seen "that" couple and said, "How the heck did that happen?"

Kip said...

There is an aura of truth to what KING Is saying. About a man get any women that is if she is into guys. Women in general enjoy the company of men period and vis versa. Because men are masculine and women enjoy being around masculinity.

Ddot the King said...

Physical attractiveness is all relative. You can start to look at someone differently depending on how they treat you or their personality.

Let's look at some of your favorite stars. Whitney & Bobby. Sure she's a crackhead now but even now she has no busines being with Bobby. But it's his confidence and personality that keeps her around because she has way more money than him!

Beyonce and Jay. Do I really even need to say anything? They both have big money but as ugly as he is he exudes confidence and she loves it.

We could go on and on. Women love a man with power as well. It ties in with the confidence thing.

Carmell said...

no its the crack he keeps her supplied with that keeps her with him.

NegroPino™ said...

Morning all.....now hopefull MEN see this

Ddot the King said...

LOL! Good point Kool.

Lāā said...

Good Morning Everyone!

It would be nice if men did take advice from this but some men think they are too manly to take advice from other men.

Ddot the King said...

Ok well it definitley takes effort. A good woman is worth the ffort though. A lot of men want to put no effort in and that in turns makes it harder on them. The effort actually makes it easier to keep her happy.

Damn I'm good.

chele said...

janet jackson and jermaine dupri

chele said...

sean combs and anybody!

Ddot the King said...

I agree Laa. Here's the thing about a lot of men that you women can take note of. Men want to be perceved as being "THE MAN" and some of them just think they should be perceived that way JUST BECAUSE. Others such as yours truly doesn't need to have arguments about how a female views me. I just go about my business and she has no other choice but to see me as "THE MAN".

Oh and doing things to her body that has her reaching for stuff that's not there helps as well.

SomeOne said...

sean combs is a jack ass, i couldnt be bothered with him and his ego

Drama Kween said...

true that D...but i feel that with any kind of men and women dealings, we are living in the defensive days of relationships, everybody has been hurt and don't wanna get hurt again so they stay guarded, some more than others, but we all have some defensive tactic so that another person cannot come in and break our hearts...some use playing the field as a tactic, others just being by themselves...so with all of the defenses it is really hard to say or believe that this all works (what you have said in the post) some men's confidence can be view as him being so well into the "field" that he knows what's the deal...so a defense goes up that one cannot get in too deep with him...blah blah blah

Lāā said...

Of course that helps.

Carmell said...

puffy=yuck

Ddot the King said...

Yeah I understand the defense thing but if you are too scared to be happy then you never will be and you should never complain about men. Never.

You can't see new oceans if you are scared to leave the shore.


Ok that's it, I'm writing a book.

Drama Kween said...

i hear what you are saying, but that's so cliche`d nowadays, cuz it is not that the person doesn't want to be happy or that they are scared , it just becomes [i hate this phrase] the norm...

Ddot the King said...

Know what you want. It's that simple. Know what you'll put up with and won't put up with and don't accept anything less.

If you go into a relationship or potential relationships not knowing what you want or caving in on the things you want or are always scared then you're just NOT going to be happy. Sometimes our biggest obstacle is ourselves.

Remember people will treat you the way you ALLOW them to treat you.

TTD said...

EXACTLY!!!!

NegroPino™ said...

Ill take LOVE over MONEY anyday....

NegroPino™ said...

Is it snowing where yall are at

TTD said...

it did for a hot sec early this morning.. the sun is out now

Drama Kween said...

got you.....

BUT

OK DON'T HAVE A BUT just wanted to say it...lol

Carmell said...

snow? don't say that word!!!

chele said...

D - good commentary. The key is knowing yourself and being happy enough with yourself that you're not afraid to be alone for a while and wait for the right situation to come your way. Some people are so afraid of being alone that settle for any damn thing.

Snow? It's sunny and 65 in VA.

chele said...

THEY settle

Ddot the King said...

There was snow mixed with rain when I came in this morning but now the sun is shining.

Carmell said...

i was just about to say that chele!!! you need to talk to my sister. i cannot convince her to be alone till the right one comes along for nothing. she always falling for some losers BS then getting hurt. then when i try and tell her hes a loser she gets mad at me and thinks i just don't want her to be happy...whatever...i'm trying to help you dumb ass.... look i'm getting started!

Ddot the King said...

Wow that's messed up Kool...

So she'll fall for anything?

Is she cute? Big butt?

If so let me get that number because I have a lot of BS to throw around!

LOL!

TTD said...

you stupid D..

an ex friend of mine ("stupid" from my weekend post) settles for any fucking thing... why cant people be happy by themselves.. and their response is always "you can say that you have a man".. true.. but i aint always have him... and can you find someone to love you if you dont love yourself to not just accept the 1st jerk-off that comes along?

TTD said...

supposed to be "how can you find..."

Grant said...

I'm going to try your suggestions at dinner tonight on all the J-usagi waitresses. I'll let you know how it went. Have bail money on standbye.

Ddot the King said...

Very true TTD. Now about this stupid friend of yours....LOL!

Ddot the King said...

You're on your own Grant! LOL!

chele said...

calm down kool ... count to 10, girl.

Drama Kween said...

D is silly...

i am glad i have a roster...(actually I am still recruiting....D...where's your app I still need a "Title" man...)

of course this is all in jokes y'all though it is true i have a take me out whenever i want to go out dude, talk to me whenever i need some real conversation dude, i have a floater, and i have a hook me up dude...MISSY do I need anything else...lol

but in all seriousness i have just recently been able to say i am happy with myself and getting into the habit of dating and treating myself :-D...i just have a rack of male friends who don't want to see me get hurt again so they do their part to make sure that the next guy steps it up...

chele said...

it's good to have guys like that around who can look out

Carmell said...

you know what D..when i first started coming here i thought of her. and i told her you were just her type. shes my twin...unfortunely we are identical...but i don't think we look alike...and yes she has a big ole booty.

TTD said...

its good chele... when they're reliable..

Carmell said...

i had a bunch of male friends...but i didn't do anything with them...guess i missed out. my sister is a hustler..she always got some man doing something...and i'm thinking to myself...what are you doing for him..cause ain't nothing free.

chele said...

you know what she's doing ...

Carmell said...

yeah i know...just in denial...she seems to think there is nothing wrong with it...i want to tell her thats the same as hoeing but can't bring myself to say it.

Drama Kween said...

back from lunch y'all yeah it's good to have them in my corner...but it sucks at times...cuz i really want that just for me feel from time to time...

Carmell said...

just sometimes? well if you ever get there you better want it all the time cause ain't no man gonna want you to have male friends

Lāā said...

That is so true Kool!

TTD said...

what kinda male friends? two of my closest friends are males... 1 i've known since i was 12 and the other has been a great friend to me while i was in college.. there's a difference b/w FRIEND in the true sense of the word.. and friend as kween means it...

BK said...

LMAO.. HOT DAMN.. LMAO.. not a butt ugly dude wit a hot babe LMAO.. that could be you.. BREATHE.. hahahaaaaa

BK said...

Umm D you givin advice on how to get women...


WHY YOU SINGLE BRUH?

Drama Kween said...

thew sometimes thing is just an urge i get because i am not in a committed relationship...when the committment is out there that will be the all the time feeling...

and my male friends are still my "friends" and they know when to back up because it is what i kind of control...

Carmell said...

thats what i said BD

Carmell said...

question~ do any of you know a married couple where the wife has male friends before the marriage that are still there...be it that they were just friends or friends with benefits?

BK said...

@kool.. I saw that after I posted.. I post then read LOL :)

*wondering if he gone answer*

Carmell said...

prolly not

BK said...

Kool Breeze I do.. and they were just friends.. aint no friends with benefits still hangin around and hubby knows about it LMAO..

regarding the just friends dudes.. they are still around and they all do things together and sometimes the male friends are now "boys" with the husband and do things together.. the hardest part is them staying neutral during conflict

Lāā said...

Kool my ex-sister in law had male friends before and still has her male friends and she's been married for 18 years. She wears the pants in the family.

Carmell said...

i couldn't keep mine... though my "friend " was my ex...so i can kind of see the point. the others just didn't want me to be married. i guess they liked me...thats prolly why they were my friend in the first place. but i didn't care. wasn't that important.

TTD said...

LMAO @ Laa!

Drama Kween said...

Kool i do actually...but the thing is of course they do not interact like they use to...

Carmell said...

hey what happend to D? how come he doesn't tell folks hes leaving? that is so rude!

Lāā said...

Yeah, he needs to take lessons from Georgia Peach

Drama Kween said...

that is because he is a prick, a jerk, rude son of a gun, vile, ignorant person and he doesn't mind being that way...as a matter of fact he prides himself on being that way....grrrrr

Drama Kween said...

lol but yet we all still love him so...

ddsprncs said...

See you are so right...
This is how my husband fooled (I mean wooed) me. Too bad it didn't last I guess its hard to keep up the "game" after 10 years, guess he'll have to trick some other girl. Even though I wouldn't mind is some of the guys around here read this list, maybe we should print it out and hang it men's restrooms ;)

SomeOne said...

geez leave for just a few minutes and look what i miss

TTD said...

u've been gone longer than a min.. we've missed you :o)

Carmell said...

i'm glad i'm not in the dating game anymore...though if i was i prolly wouldn't date because it takes to much to get to know someone like you should know them...then still you still don't know them knowthem

chele said...

Kool - I've had the same male platonic friend for more than 25 years ... he outlasted both my husbands and he ain't going nowhere. that's a true friend.

Carmell said...

thats cool chele.

nikki said...

your advice is hilarious. on point for the most part, but hilarious.

yeah, a sista loves confidence.

no, do not assume a sista only wants to talk about shit like beyonce's weave. please have some conversation of substance to bring to the table.

also, a sista with her shit together isn't really feeling that cat who is purposefully being obstinant, 'mysterious', or withholding of information. believe me when i tell you brothas...you'll get ALOT more out of a woman if you put yourself out there, too. now i ain't saying tell all ya biz and all your fears and desires, etc.

but the definition of a confident brotha is someone who ain't afraid of exposing his inner self because he knows he's still the shit, regardless.

asserting your manhood is one thing. being an ass just cuz you think it'll make a sista pursue even more is a sign of immaturity.

Drama Kween said...

hmmmm IRONY STARTS HERE:

D says the right thing to get us all up in here and having convo and what not, but then he disappears without saying anything and what not, and leave us wanting more....

typical....D re-read your own post...lol

Carmell said...

lol

Ddot the King said...

I like that Nikki.


Ok I'm back....

Carmell said...

oh.. you were gone... didn't notice.

SomeOne said...

thanks ttd...

yeah kool, i dont think ima like dating either....i dont have much experience with dating...i've been a relationship of some sort since i was 15 so, i have no clue how to date....king maybe that can be your next blog topic

Carmell said...

i don't know how to date either... there was always something to keep me from dating for real...money, no car (in college), or kids.

MZPEACH said...

I have learned not to date very unattractive men because some of them really know how to treat a woman (laying the pipe, breaking bread). I refuse to get stuck like that. Now maybe when I am older, I will feel differently. Matter fact I am sure when I get older, I will feel differently. But who knows. Right now I just can't take home an unattractive man because my family will never let me hear the end of it...lol. Not to mention, love makes one realize another's inner beauty and I can't get suckered like that...lol. Telling my friends "ohh, but he has a cute nose. Don't you all see how cute his nose is?"

Ddot you made some very valid points in your post. I love manly men. I could never see myself dating a boy in a man's body. "wtf you don't know how to change my oil? Get the hell out of here!". Oh and he can't have more issues then me, oh hell NO. Once a man start talking about their thousand and one issues, I cut him off. Don't tell me about your car breaking down and you're riding the bus and your house just caught on fire and your dog is in the pound...and the rest of that crazy shit. I don't want to hear that. So yes, men really need to shut up sometimes, because that is a turn off.

Kip said...

White men


White men need to be over here reading the post and comments at this blog.

White men have to understand that one of the reason white women like black men is because black men on average are more masculine than white men. Not all black men but the majority and not all white are less masculine than black men but the majority.

There are many White woman and women from other racial groups whom secretively love black men this creates completion between black females and women of other racial groups.

Kip said...

It is sad that that certain black men treat black females the way they do meaning bad. But BLACK FEMALES fail to understand that there are secret reasons about why certain black men treat them bad, and don’t value them to highly. It is not totally the black man’s fault.

best

TTD said...

i did the dating thing.. it was cool for a while, but as kween said, sometimes you just want that feeling of commitment and possesion

SomeOne said...

lmao @ juicy p

Carmell said...

i..... must...... reframe...... from...... commenting

anyway ALL men should read it

Kip said...

Black Females


The average black woman is accused of being not been feminine enough and in order for a woman to touch a man’s sympathetic side she needs to display more feminine qualities and a lot of black women don’t do this. When a black woman does not display enough feminine qualities it just awakens the sexual passion of the black man or any man from any racial group only.

I am just saying what many black men and men from other racial groups often will not say to black females.

Carmell said...

@ then whne you do you miss those days you didn't. hahaha
sometimes i do

MZPEACH said...

They are not the only ones who secretly love black men......

Kip said...

To TTD,

Touch a man's sensitive side and a woman will get a commitment and he will possesion her.


Guide to life, seems to have made a breakthrough KOOL!

MZPEACH said...

"When a black woman does not display enough feminine qualities it just awakens the sexual passion of the black man or any man from any racial group only"

Sounds gay to me. When I see men walking around with manly women, it make me question there sexuality. If your woman if wearing natural cornrows, a jersey, some jordans, and walks with a limp....something is wrong with you.

Kip said...

Women fron other racial groups,


Women from other racial groups love black men trust me I know they do. They are KRAZZZZY about black men. Not all women but many from other ethnic groups are I know this for a fact.

MZPEACH said...

"men from other racial groups love black men trust me I know they do. They are KRAZZZZY about black men."

Uh oh....we know where this is going......roflmao

Carmell said...

lol @ GP

Kip said...

To Juicy peach,

I am a man GURL if a woman shows a high quality of femininity this attracts a man deeply. Women who are masculine and have men it is just for sexual fulfillment mainly that is all. Also, women who are not feminine enough black men and men in general just use for sex and companionship but seldom marry them just look at a lot of black women. Black men have sex with them get them pregnant and don’t marry the majority of these black females.

Carmell said...

@TK or they around kids all damn day and just don't feel like getting all girlie for 5 minutes... damn did i say that?

Carmell said...

ok

shuttheshitup Gay Boy

MZPEACH said...

"I am a manGURL."
Wtf? How many times do we have to hear about your close resemblance to a woman? Black men still won't give you any play!

Kip said...

TO tigerkiss,

Well then the question is this, then why do black men continue to have access to black women sexually and access to women from other racial groups if he is not acting like a men? Also, black men are in demand for marriage black women and women from other racial groups will marry a black man if he wants to marry. Often even if he does not have his stuff together this is a fact that is seen everyday.

MZPEACH said...

Chance go suck on a black cock then write an essay about it okay?

Kip said...

To Tigerkiss,


Tigerkiss said: black men are hot!!


WhUUUU!
That is true.

Kip said...

To TigerKiss,


What do you think about a black men who are exotic looking meaning they are mixed and you can see it. In there eyes, skin tone, facial features.

MZPEACH said...

I think every woman gets a little masculine when it comes to some of these pussy ass men. If you dating a pussy, someone has to have balls...lol.

MZPEACH said...

Chance get started on your essay!

Kip said...

To Tigerkiss,

Yes some women are tooooooooo feminine and that can be a turn off but I am talking about the moderate position being not too feminine and not too unfeminine.

Now this is the best combination.

Carmell said...

not all mixed men are erotic or even cute... take you for instance , chance, my dog looks better than you.

Kip said...

To Juicy peach,



Juicy peach said: Chance get started on your essay!


Chance: I finished it already and it will go up Thursday at my blog.
It is title LACK OF LOVE (where does lack of love come from).

The origins of Lack of Love, will be the next essay at my blog.

Kip said...

To Juicy peach,


What are you doing dating a man who is not masculine enough in the first place?

That says something about U. U date men like that when U plan on using them and U have no intentions of having a serious relationship with him. U are using him for a good party time of going out and using him for material gain.

Kip said...

To tigerkiss,


Exotic is also a term used in currency trading to explain money currencies that are very low in value.

So yes you have men and women who are exotic I am masculine and mixed but I am friendly also. But I can roar like a lion and be gentle as a dove.

Kip said...

Females, Men, and Intuition



Men have use their intuition, to be aware that sometimes also. That when some women claim to dislike and hate a man. The opposite is true because the woman does not know how to express her feeling toward that particular man. Whom she secretively finds to be very attractive.

Kip said...

To Tigerkiss,


Yes I am multifaceted.

Ddot the King said...

Ok The King is back! What's popping?!

Carmell said...

not a damn thing

Ddot the King said...

They keep pulling me into meetings! I see we've had some "company".

This post is about relationships not race. Take that nonsense elsewhere.

ms mimi the mocha soulchild said...

Maybe it is just me, but I think the best game a man can bring is no game.Bring yourself. There are some women who like a man for who she is.

Honesty is always the best policy, because disclaimers ruin the vibe.

MZPEACH said...

But I can roar like a lion and be gentle as a dove.

I sense another email..........

Carmell said...

yeah i think its just saying shit to piss us off...

MZPEACH said...

Lack of Love is the title of your next essay......
not surprising...lol.

MZPEACH said...

I'll tell you one thing, playing with him is fun...lol.

Kip said...

Juicy peach,



Juicy peach: I sense another email..........


From who?

MZPEACH said...

Don't worry about it. Now get started on your essay about the taste of black cock and how you swallowed a few of his genes....lmao.

Carmell said...

i got a question... should married folk still have standards as to what they look for in a mate...though they already have one that supposely had all the things they wanted?

Carmell said...

GP you a trip!

Ddot the King said...

Welcome to My Kingdom Ms. Mimi!

Carmell said...

dammit D! did you leave again?

Drama Kween said...

so chance...the best...whoever you are...what's you notion on bitch ass men such as yourself?

Carmell said...

o, nevermind

Ddot the King said...

TK women definitely like to change it up or adapt. And we as men have to recognize what's going on and not be too defensive.

Kip said...

Men and Women



Masculinity when it comes to a female must never be the dominate characteristic that first femininity must be and masculinity must be shown in certain situations only. A man must never let femininity be the dominate characteristic that he shows first or 70% of the time. And he shows masculinity only 30% of the time. He must show masculinity the majority of the time and use femininity in certain situations a woman is turned off by a feminine man.

chele said...

damn GP!

Carmell said...

nobody asked you we already know you like men chance

MZPEACH said...

His notion is:

Mulatto men of masculine and feminine characteristics such as myself would like a nice hard black penis to graciosly grace my tonsils. -Chance

Carmell said...

lol @ GP

Kip said...

To Big KWEEN,


Kween said: so chance...the best...whoever you are...what's you notion on bitch ass men such as yourself?


Only a woman can be a bitch and bitch is a female dog not a man.

How do you know and plus I can tell a lot about you. Is that the best insult you have hit me with more I need the thick skin.


PLEAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE!

Drama Kween said...

GP girl i love you...you are the greatest....

Lāā said...

ROTFLMAO @ GP!!!!

Ddot the King said...

Why does he talk like he's a freaking robot or something. I wouldn't even mind his crazy ass opinions as much if he talked like a regular human being.


Anyway GP or JP ow whatever you're going by theses days I know you're in high demand all over blogland but it's these type comments that make me insist that you comment more often over here! Too funny for words!

Drama Kween said...

Chance said: Only a woman can be a bitch and bitch is a female dog not a man.


Kween says: Hence my point...

MZPEACH said...

We're gonna hit you with a thick black dildo if you don't shut the hell up.

You ass is going to be a dartboard.

Kip said...

Juicy peach


Juicy peach said: Mulatto men of masculine and feminine characteristics such as myself would like a nice hard black penis to graciously grace my tonsils. –Chance


I am DARK SKINNED LIKE KING what you talking About GURLLLLLL!

Drama Kween said...

I know GP/JP you gotta keep'em coming over here...i love it

Drama Kween said...

dark skinned prolly cuz you stay in the sun all day and now you and your brain is fried...

Kip said...

To Kween,


Chance said: Only a woman can be a bitch and bitch is a female dog not a man.


Kween says: Hence my point...


Chance: KOOL! I knew you would get it.

Ddot the King said...

And what's up with this "GURRRLLLL" stuff? LMAO!!!

You really are a gay sonofabitch!!!

MZPEACH said...

lol! You all know it's funny picking at Chance.. I should have got in on the action the first time around..lol.

MZPEACH said...

D you silly...lmao.

Kip said...

To TigerKiss

WTF!!!the best are sayng that men are pooring their hearts out 2 u like some sort of freakng memior.

Chance: You must show more sapientness and expectorate by way of elicidation please.

Drama Kween said...

i would get my own point....CHANCE....do us and yourself a favor...and go find another blog to get your "pent up aggressions" out on...like your own damn blog...be gone

Kip said...

To Tigerkiss,


Tigerkiss: I don't want a man that likes to confides in a GAY man!!! Thats a bitch move.


Chance: I agree

Lāā said...

Chance is a masochist that's the only reason I can see for someone to come where they aren't wanted. To hurl insults at him just gets him off. How sick!

Ddot the King said...

Hey GB what do you think of Peach's new profile pic? Doesn't so anything for you does it?! LMAO!!!

chele said...

you agree that your a bitch?

I truly believe he is wacking off while he comments here.

Drama Kween said...

D it just makes him want to get implants...lol

MZPEACH said...

Maybe they would if he pictured them as two gigantic nutsacks...lol.

Kip said...

To Kween,

Kween said: i would get my own point....CHANCE....do us and yourself a favor...and go find another blog to get your "pent up aggressions" out on...like your own damn blog...be gone


King said: You are lonely that why you stay on this blog longer than all of the other females’ kween. Leaving comments more than any other females.

Chance: Get a kick out all of this mess chance is commenting on 4 blogs and onetime king’s blog is just one of the 4.

Ddot the King said...

You're right Laa. I bet if you ran a blacklight over his keyboard you'd fine more seed than a sperm bank.

Ignore him.

Carmell said...

and sucjing a big dick inbetween comments

Ddot the King said...

LOL@TK!!! I love it!

Kip said...

To LAA,



LAA said:Chance is a masochist that's the only reason I can see for someone to come where they aren't wanted. To hurl insults at him just gets him off. How sick!



Chance: I you judging me based upon how you would feel in my situation. But Laa I can take it if I really believed that people here hated me LAA. I would leave I really would seriously.

Carmell said...

i hate you chance

Drama Kween said...

oooooooooohhhhhhhh i get it now...chance is a virgin...and not to say anything is wrong with it...just don't take your inability to get any out on other people

Ddot the King said...

I hate you GB. I really do. Seriously. Now roll!!!

Carmell said...

now go

chele said...

seriously GB I really hate you.

Lāā said...

It has been said!!!!!!!!!

chele said...

adios. take your kleenex, wipe the screen and go.

Carmell said...

all together now!

Kip said...

To King,


King said: Ignore him.


That is one of the words and the behavioral patterns I have been using with you and you are needlessly angry. by me no

I said nothing negative to you kingy you started talking to me negatively but it does not bother me so continue. You know what I did to you a while back so you boy I don’t fear you are basically insignificant and that why I don’t really waste time responding to your insults. I already humiliated you on your own blog in self defense.

SO how come you don’t take your own advice and ignore me.

SERIOUSLY!

Drama Kween said...

and oh yeah I HATE U TOO

MZPEACH said...

ROFLMBAO!!!!!

Ddot the King said...

LMAO!! Seriously I shouldn't like a group of people I met on the internet this much! Yall cracking me up.

Anyway the King has to roll. GB will get really out of hand now because the black dude with the large penis is leaving and now he won't feel as inferior. HA!

And GB honestly I hate you from the bottom of my heart. HA!

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