Wednesday, April 05, 2006

The King's Secrets...

Welcome to My Kingdom, where productivity comes to die. Everyday I get 2 or 72 emails from guys asking me how do I get so many women on my blog without being the typical "nice guy".

Nice guys aren't attractive.

Everybody likes nice guys but a woman wants a man. A real man. A man that stands up for himself even if he makes a fool out of himself sometime. At any rate here are a few other tips for you guys and hopefully now you will stop emailing me!!!

First of all talk as little as possible. If you want to get past a woman's rational thinking, which will tell her to run away from your nutty ass, and get to her primal feelings of lust most of what you have to do is non-verbal.

When you do speak don't try to sound nice! Don't sound whiny or wimpy. Speak smoothly and with warmth. Speak slowly and with a sexy tempo and your prey will be hypnotized. A smooth and warm tone relax her and you come off as confident. Women LOVE confidence.

You gotta smile. Even if you have a jacked up grill you gotta do it. A smile on a person's face makes them seem more approachable and fun to be around. If you only have 4 teeth, smile with your mouth closed and make a appointment for the dentist. Now.

Always keep eye contact. Not creepy, I'm going to follow you home, type of eye contact but it has to be powerful. If you keep looking away and looking down you seem nervous and uncomfortable and that doesn't equal confidence. Remember, confidence is our friend.

Other than that all you need to do is stand up straight(confidence) and smell good. Be prepared for any type of conversation which means you gotta read a book and watch the news every now and then. It also means you gotta stay current on your pop culture because women love discussing stuff like talking about how bad Beyonce's weave is or why Brad Pitt dumped Jennifer Aniston. It may drive you crazy but you gotta do it.

Have you ever saw a butt ugly guy with a beautiful girl? Well if you just listen to The King that guy could be you! Now go play somewhere, I'm busy!

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Drama Kween said...

hmmm how you tell someone you ignore them...by responding to what they said????

Carmell said...

Kween~GB is a dumb ass...just plain stupid

Kip said...

To KING,


King said: I hate you GB. I really do. Seriously. Now roll!!!


Chance: I don’t hate you and I don’t care how much you say you hate me. I will never ever hate you even if I hurt you self defense. I would have more regret and inner pain than you because of what happened even though it was in self defense and I have seen a lot of violence in my life. You already know I don't fear you I am a man and not a female.

You will never be hated by me because I don’t know you personally.

Carmell said...

thanks for saying bye D!!!!

Kip said...

To Kween,


Kween said: hmmm how you tell someone you ignore them...by responding to what they said????


Chance: Because they don’t have psychic abilities to read my mind.

Also I know that this is really all about fun HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Carmell said...

why does he always have to convince us hes not a girl?

Carmell said...

no its not a fun...we really do hate you

Ddot the King said...

Tsk Tsk GB remember you must ignore us!

Why don't you disappear and that'll really touch us a lesson!

Kip said...

To King,


King said: Anyway the King has to roll. GB will get really out of hand now because the black dude with the large penis is leaving and now he won't feel as inferior. HA!

Chance: Your 3 inches man did you know the average is 6 inches.

Drama Kween said...

kool maybe he is really trying to convince him/herself

Drama Kween said...

how do you know how many inches the king is...and a man can be any size the only size the really matters is his erect size

Kip said...

To King,



King Said: Tsk Tsk GB remember you must ignore us!

Why don't you disappear and that'll really touch us a lesson!


Chance: Close down your house (blog)

Joanne said...

hey all - WOW - this is crazy long!

i got the gist that women - all women - really want a man that comes with honesty, humility and respect.

=)

have a great evening!

~bunnihuggles~

Kip said...

To Kween,

Kween said: how do you know how many inches the king is...and a man can be any size the only size the really matters is his erect size


Chance: I am talkin about when it is erect, it is 3 inches erect.

Drama Kween said...

TK please go to class...lol...this will always be here :-D

Kip said...

To Tigerkiss,


Gurl, you don’t have to leave stay.

Drama Kween said...

aga in say HOW WOULD YOU KNOW...or is that what you desire

Kip said...

To Kween,

What do you desire that is all that matters so what do you desire?

Love, someone to hold you and wipe your tears while looking into your eyes with sympathy, empathy and compassion? What do you desire?

Drama Kween said...

i desire for you tail to be non-existent :-D

Kip said...

To Tigerkiss,


Go to class and come back and teach the people what you have learned.

Kip said...

To Kween,

Kween said: i desire for you tail to be non-existent :-D


Chance: There is no such thing as non-existent when it comes to humans physics has proven this and religion agree with science (physics). This is one of the few things they agree upon.

Kip said...

To Kween,


You have been hurt deeply (emotionally) by a man I can sense it is very pronounced. And it can happen again too and that is the sad part. And, I don’t want to se that either.

TTD said...

i know... he's crazy.. his commments make u wanna say something.. but why?? must we always fall into his trap & keep him here longer than what he needs to be????

we really have to try harder to ignore his simple ass!

Drama Kween said...

ignore who TTD???? lol

Kip said...

To TTD,


we really have to try harder to ignore his simple ass!


Chance: I agree, try hard like I do with all of you and it is effortless now.

SomeOne said...

i cant even go get my workout on....damn can i get some cliff notes, lol

SomeOne said...

but i must leave again......later days kingdom have a blessed nite

Kip said...

If King can't ignore him and he wants King to ignore but KING can't ignore him.

Well what does that say about the majority of us.

Plus he was ingnoring King and King started talking to him when he had said nothing to KING.


King breaks his own rules (ignore).

But yall fail to understand that maybe breaks his own ignore rule because he deep down in his heart likes Ol CHANCE as a person.

You females seldom know what us men have totally in our hearts sad.

Kip said...

To Kween,


Be careful you are still fragile on the inside when it comes to relationships whether it be any type of relationship with any type of partner.

Kip said...

To TTD,


TTD said: i know... he's crazy.. his commments make u wanna say something..


Chance: You should say what you feel or leave the blog.

It is on U TTD, I would like to see you stick around like I said it is on you.

Kip said...

To TTD,

TTD said: I know he (Chance) is crazy.


Chance: You Got that right trust me very correct!


Peace on that!

Your Southern Belle said...

Hi...just a question, how is it that you managed to find my blog? I didn't know anyone had access to it besides the few I've given my link to. It was a nice surprise to see someone telling me to make my boyfriend prove he loves me. But in case you're wondering...he has. Time and time again. Conflicting schedules and stupid things have make us both irritable.
I found your blog amusing, your tips on women are somewhat true. If a guy said as little as possible I would probably walk out of the date. I like a man who can talk, I thrive on intellictual (sp?) conversation and if a man is good with words, then chances are he's good with his mouth. Just my two cents!

Carmell said...

more jail bait i see....

Rell said...

what's going on?

MZPEACH said...

Ddot has that Jesus Juice!..LOL

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