Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Royal Pain...



Everybody on my team is on vacation so for the next 2 weeks your King has to do real work. Seriously.

Not only that but I've went to shoot basketball the last 2 days and I am in pain. Not just regualr pain but that "what in the hell were you thinking by running full court with those dudes" kind of pain!!!

The more I play the better I'll feel but right now I really want to be butt naked in my bed covered in Icy Hot. Ok well actually I'd really like to be in my bed butt naked with Beyonce feeding me grapes and the chick from the ATL movie clipping my toenails but I'll take the Icy Hot.


King's Mental Note: Never play basketball with people who have just recently been released from prison or will be returning to prison in the very near future.

I kid you not folks yesterday I played against two gentleman(I call them gentleman because although I am positive they can't read I gotta cover my bases) who have no idea what the difference is between football and basketball. I affectionately called them Mr. T and Green Mile. By my last count I hit the ground 2 more times than the ball did.

So anyway I have to get back to work and hope that my brain has stopped bleeding. Carry on.

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MZPEACH said...

I'm a pimp!

MZPEACH said...

Hope you feel better. Get to work!
M.O.B.
Money Over Blogging

I made that up, don't try to steal it!..lol.

Ddot the King said...

I made up M.O.B. months ago! Sorry that's all mine. Nice try though!

SomeOne said...

enjoy your work...


morning all

Ddot the King said...

Enjoy & Work will never be used in the same sentence by me. Except just now. LOL


Good morning N1S!

Lāā said...

Morning Everyone!!!

Can I tell you about the weather here? LMAO

Ddot the King said...

LMAO!!! Now that was funny!

SomeOne said...

i worked from home yesterday, tryna get a jump on getting ready for the concert.....and you know these bammas got off early....got off at 2 because of the latino protest.....i had to keep working..

Ddot the King said...

I didn't go down there N1S but I heard it was crazy! You had to work a little longer but at least you didn't have to deal with traffic!

MZPEACH said...

Um, Ddot. Don't try to claim it...I never heard you say Money Over Blogging...lol. Copy cat.

I am about to stop blogging, I am addicted. And I don't like addiction.....

Ddot the King said...

Yep it's all mine baby!!! And sense you're about to stop blogging nobody will ever know the truth anyway!

M.O.B.!!!


LOL

Carmell said...

why she gotta be clippin your toenails? thats nasty.

Carmell said...

no the comment moderation gets turned on cause you're stupid and no one likes you or wants to hear the shit that comes out of you mouth.

MZPEACH said...

Ddot couldn't handle two women anyways...

Ddot the King said...

My toenails aren't nasty!!! LOL!


GP you are hilarious....

MZPEACH said...

I give my boyfriend pedicures..lol. Once every three months...that's the least I can do since I never truly want to give him a massage..lol. I can't stand giving massages! It's too much work..lol.

Carmell said...

ALL toenails are nasty!

Carmell said...

i feel you GP. i hate giving massages too.

MZPEACH said...

except mine...my toenails taste good! Just joking...lol. Let me tell you, why did I make my boyfriend bite my toenails while he was intoxicated (in New Orleans). I told him if he really loved me he would bite my toenails...rofl. Why did he do it? That was so so so gross. You know he was sick the next morning, because he didn't realize that he did something so nasty...lol. I love taking advantage of men under the influence of drugs/alcohol...lol.

Rell said...

i can say it for you then those two suck...

SomeOne said...

peach, you know you were dead wrong for that, lol

SomeOne said...

yeah ddot i wasnt in traffic, but getting off at 2 would've been nice

SomeOne said...

oh wait i ride the metro, no traffic for me

Rell said...

man i feel like i've been gone for three weeks...

Ddot the King said...

My toenails are delicious...or at least that's what I've been told!

nikki said...

morning folk

i just wrote about giving a brotha pedicure. i like doing that kind of thing. i'm not even sure why.

but i'll tell a brotha if he got stinky feet.

SomeOne said...

@ kangly....yeah sometimes i have no seat until 3 stops from my stop...but it beats driving with them fools on the road

Lāā said...

Men should have pretty feet too...or at least feet that won't cut me or give me a skin burn when he's rubbing them on me!

SomeOne said...

not to mention they rape us on parking in the district. either you pay $11-14 to park in a lot, or you run to your car every 2 hours to put money in the meter, then have to move your car by a certain time well b4 your shift is over......and them bastards dont just want you to put money in the meter every 2 hours, they actually expect you to move your car....where the hell am i going...

and let me not start on the price of gas.....yeah i love my metro ride, standing or sitting...

nikki said...

kangly - hell no i don't want to handle your toes. you haven't earned that priviledge!

hell, i've 'known' d longer than i've 'known' you and you don't see me telling that brotha i'm gonna be handling his feet, do you? ;)

SomeOne said...

welcome back rell

nikki said...

kangly - now let me make that a double hell naw.

i don't know where either your dick or your feet have been. LOL

SomeOne said...

gas is reeefawkingdiculous.....i used to put premium in my car hell to the da naw, i jsut got the new 06 altima and its only gonna see "87" i cant afford nothing else.

SomeOne said...

lol @ nikki and kangly

nikki said...

kangly - all that shit really happened. leron is my ex. i'm doing a couple of posts about having seen him this past weekend.

MZPEACH said...

Isn't it fun Nikki..lol. Your doing something for him that he wouldn't do for himself.

Once, I was dating this spanish guy and he had a funny odor. Not a stinky odor, but a funny one..lol. Personally I thought it was the oil in his skin that made him smell like that (it was my first time dating someone of the opposite race for more than a few weeks). Anyway, I called myself bathing him...lol. I washed his hair, scrubbed him down, you all I tried everything. I even bought him some good soap. Did it work? Hell naw!...lol. I fgure it must have been from the kind of food he ate...lol.

Carmell said...

EVERYBODY"S FEET ARE NASTY>>>BECAUSE THEY ARE FEET!!!!!!!

nikki said...

no1 - how about i was driving home yesterday and my car was not only on 'e'...it was on 'EEEEEEE EEEEEEE'.

i was stuck in six o'clock traffic, my car putting along like it was a step on the gas pedal away from stalling on my ass. i was gonna go to the very first gas station i saw...until i saw the price for gas was damn near two bucks.

i ended up passing three gas stations, even with me totally in fear of running out of gas. i ended up at a spot where the gas was like 2.65 a gallon.

i'm seriously considering taking the train into work now.

nikki said...

lol@gp

i've never dated a guy with an 'inherent odor'. usually it's attributed to something like sweaty balls or armpits or a hairy crack he doesn't clean thoroughly enough...stuff like that.

MZPEACH said...

Laa, why are my boyfriends feet prettier than mines? Now that's tore up!..lol.
Have a guy ever sucked your toes, when you know darn well they were dirty?..rofl.

Carmell said...

girl i ain't had my toes sucked in some years...that was BD's thing...my husband won't go near my feet and i won't go near his unless i'm playing with him... i have never seen a grown man jump damn near across the room when his feet are just graised!!! too funny!

MZPEACH said...

Sweaty balls are the worst...lol. You know how they say smell your man's penis when he comes home to see if he has been cheating? Well, sweaty balls smell like sex so how can you distinguish between the two?..lol. Because I have tried it and I can't tell...lol. All I can hope is that he wouldn't have me going down on him after he has had sex...lol. You know I have to play it off like I have a legitimate reason for smelling his balls...lol.

SomeOne said...

@ nikki: i've been on EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe myself, lol...but try the metro for a week and you'll see the difference. and men with hairy arses need to get that ish together, wipe betta, use a baby wipe something

@gp...i've done the been on yo feet all damn day toe suck b4, been on the receiving end of it too...

SomeOne said...

@ nikki: i've been on EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe myself, lol...but try the metro for a week and you'll see the difference. and men with hairy arses need to get that ish together, wipe betta, use a baby wipe something

@gp...i've done the been on yo feet all damn day toe suck b4, been on the receiving end of it too...

Carmell said...

nope can't do it

Ddot the King said...

I think my sweaty balls smell good. Maybe everybody likes their own flavor! LOL

As for gas yall all know from a previous post that I will go as long as possible without filling up. It just irks the crap out of me that they are making that much money off of us! Damn the man!

Ddot the King said...

Hey I saw on Nikki's blog that all the ATL bloggers are going to meet up. I need an invite to that as well!!!

nikki said...

lmao@sweaty balls smelling like sex. wanna know something? i ain't even turned off by sweaty balls. i be thinking "hey, he's a man with balls and those balls are gonna sweat from time to time. it's like the balls are where you'll find the essence of a brotha's smell.

now this ain't to say i dig sweaty balls after a brotha's been working out or something. however, if he's just been chilling and i go down on him, i'm not gonna pull up cuz his balls are sweaty.

i actually like that smell sometimes. damn, that was tmi...LOL

nikki said...

LOL@no1...baby wipe? i can see it now...a grown ass man using a baby wipe to clean his hairy crack. brotha might as well start calling other brothas 'delicious'...

Carmell said...

uh D... how you know your flavor?

Ddot the King said...

Nikki the more you talk the more I fall in love...LOL

Ddot the King said...

When i say flavor I mean smell...not taste. Kool you need to stop!

SomeOne said...

kangly hun, what are you talking about???

nikki: nothing wrong with a sweaty ball or two....im just saying they need a wet nap down there sometimes....shit and tissue trapped in them hairs, it jsut aint right

damn you blogger, how you gonna keep me from commenting on my own blog.....

MZPEACH said...

Oh there isn't a double standard here Nikki. It's all to the good. Balls are sweaty even after they get out of the shower...lol. Anyway, some men like the funk on a woman...like you like th funk on a man...rofl!

Grant said...

You need to rename this the "I'm to Busy to Blog" blog. Every day we can visit to read a post about how you're too busy to post a post. It's still better than my "Grant eats rice and blogs about it" blog.

SomeOne said...

king when you plan on doing this work you were talking about?

MZPEACH said...

Just messing with you..lol.

Lāā said...

LOL @ GP, well mine current's feet were tore up when I first met him. I have been giving him pedicures about every month now and they look so much better!

Jeffery Feiger is the attorney for the 911 case and he's a publicity whore. He was the one that was the counsel for Dr. Death (Jack Kevorkian).

MZPEACH said...

Rofl@ Grant!

Carmell said...

yeah blogger is been shitty today


well you said flavor and the last time i checked you couldn't tell the flavor unless you taste it...sooooo i had to ask!!! next time say what you mean!

MZPEACH said...

Kool, Ddot rubs his sweaty balls then gives his fingers and smell and taste test...lol.

MZPEACH said...
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Carmell said...

Laa~ i'll do what you asked when it lets me!

Carmell said...

GP you are GROSS!!! that was nasty. i did not need that this morning!!!! lol

nikki said...

lol@no1 and gp. i say my vagina smells like roses, damnit (and he betta say it too.)

has anybody ever had a person tell him or her "damn, your shit STINKS."

TTD said...

d.. ur crazy! LOL

but i be telling GTL the same thing about playing w/ them wild ass dudes! he stay getting hurt...

Carmell said...

hell naw Nikki!! damn... what would you do if he did?

SomeOne said...

naw noone has ever told me that....i would die of embarassment....


ok im gone, blogger is pissing me off

MZPEACH said...

Heck naw, but even if I did I wouldn't admit it...roflmao! Girl you know men are crazy. I can tell you right now, my man doesn't give a fuck! He real nasty...lol.

Ddot the King said...

Blogger really is tripping. I just got back in. Anyway nobody has ever told me my balls had an odor. But if it's not a "planned" excursion to my genital region then I assume you know that you might get sweaty smelly balls and you might not. It just all depends.

Now on the flip side I've smelled some stinkin vaginas! I've only told one chick that hers stank though. Usually I just come up with a reason to leave.

Carmell said...

mine don't either. i asked him one day if i did he said no... so i wouldn't knoweither way. what may smell to me may not to him. as long as my shit don't smell like fish i guess i can't ask for more!!!

Ddot the King said...

GP it depends on the chick and my level of horniness at the time.

Carmell said...

thats mean D... you need to tell them heffas they shit stank and they need to make an appointment with the quickness to the gyno cause that ain't right!!!

MZPEACH said...

Yo, once I was in a situation where this girl wanted me to go down on her, and I looked at that bitch like she was crazy. Hoe you got me fucked up if you actually think I would go down on your ass in the dark. What the fuck I look like? One of these stupid ass men?
*btw, I have never did that or will ever do that, I ain't nobody's gyn! I probably go down on a female for five seconds and come up like "bitch you have bv, get the hell out here!"

NegroPino™ said...

Damn 11:23 and 90 replies........

NegroPino™ said...

ITs so nice and sunny in Boston a perfect day to RIDE......what do you think about female bikers?

Ddot the King said...

GP I need to hear more about this experience. I mean what made this chick think you'd do that? You are a real freak!!!

Ddot the King said...

Missy I love to watch females ride bikes. Their butts are in the perfect position. LOL

MZPEACH said...

Ddot, I am not a freak. I am a manipulator. There is a difference...lol.

Carmell said...

ok GP... what the fuck did you do to make her ask you that. 5 seconds is too long. i wouldn't even get close enough to any female to make them think i would do that!!

nikki said...

oh my goodness@gp. lawd, you always got me over here laughing til i'm in tears.

i've never had a guy tell me my coochie stank, but i ain't gonna lie and say i ain't never stuck my finger in my ish and stuck it up to my nose. sometimes a sista just gotta do stuff like that to make sure her shit is kosher.

MZPEACH said...

lol, Nikki sometimes you got to taste you pussy to make sure it's taste and smell good..lol

MZPEACH said...

Kool she didn't ask me. She did one of those slick moves.. Open her legs and lay back....lol.

Carmell said...

GP you are in rare form this morning!!! damn!! i have never tasted my shit...smelled yeah. hey D does it taste like dhicken?

GP have you ever gone down on a female?

Lāā said...

GP you trip! LOL

I would have been like HELL NAW!

nikki said...

kool - you haven't tasted your shit ever? EVER?

even after ya man goes down on you and comes up for a kiss?

you know what, it turns me on when a guy goes down on me and then comes up to kiss me afterwards. i taste and smell me on his lips. maybe that's my vain side. LOL

Carmell said...

dammit wrong question... has a female ever gone down on you?

nikki said...

lol@gp

ya girl sounded just a bit presumptious. i hope you checked her ass for that.

Carmell said...

i smell it on him and i don't want a kiss. hmmmm.... now that you mention it i think i might have in the past... but right now when i smell it on him i want to throw up...but thats only happened since i've been pregnant. thats why i asked him if i stank cause i wanted to vomit right then and there. so i chalked it up to being pregnant... cause it don't stink... its just some smells i can't take.

NegroPino™ said...

i HAVE SMELLED,TASTED,LICKED......OF COURSE WITH SOMEBODY ELSE THERE ITS SUCH AN APRHODIASIC....I WOULD NEVER LET ANYBODY DO THE JOB IF I KNEW IT WASNT FRESH DOWN THERE....ALWAYS CHECK......:)

Carmell said...

how come you ain't never went down Kangly?

MZPEACH said...

Why you ain't tasted you own pussy? Girl, please. It's mine..lol. Shoot, if I am scared to taste it then something is up..rofl. But don't get it twisted it isn't like I am have an all you can eat buffet with my coochie juices..rofl.

Girl heck naw! Ewwwww!!!! I will never eat a girl pussy. I am so bad, let me tell you a story. Once I was trying to be freaky with this girl. I mean, I was only doing a little something something, nothing heavy. Just playing around, and girl, this chik start doing some crazy shit..rofl. This lady (yes I mean lady) started trying to rub her vagina on mines! Girl I was like "this shit done got to deep" and got the hell on...lol I was like, wtf was I thinking? You can tease some men (act like you going to do something, when you know you ain't), but these women are aggressive!!!! That's why I am being a good girl for now on.

Carmell said...

damn Missy! its like that?

Carmell said...

awww hell naw. i ain't even gonna play like that. get the hell off of me. GP you should have known better...how would you act of a dude was fuckin with your head? same for that lady!

Carmell said...

thats funny Kangly
but you don't think draining your pipein a female is nasty ?

NegroPino™ said...

Yeah,,,it actually turned me on...espeically when i Lick it off his fingers......but i dont play htat kissing me after bullshit.....

Carmell said...

ok you lost me...what are you talking about Kangly

Carmell said...

see i'm not the only one!!!

Ddot the King said...

Two chicks getting it on doesn't really do it for me. It's interesting to watch but I don't get all crazy.

Carmell said...

i took a health class in college...you can see that shit on a woman too!!!!

MZPEACH said...

Yeah, I was hooking my boyfriend up Kangly. I didn't mind playing around. it was a turn on, but I knew how far I was going to take everything prior to doing that.

nikki said...

kangly - that's as wrong as wrong can be. i mean, it's your cum for goodness sakes! why da hell you get antsy cuz she wanted to kiss you afterwards? you think your cum is nasty? if so, don't get mad if you never get another blowjob ever again.

Carmell said...

D would you rather they be playing with you?

MZPEACH said...

I think when you kiss a guy afterwards, it shows him that it is all good..lol.

Carmell said...

most guys won't kiss girls after they get done.

question for the fellas... would you go downon a girl after you done already stuck it in and /or came in her?

Ddot the King said...

Yeah I'd much rather be in the middle of two chicks playing with me! Why kiss her when I have two perfectly good balls that could be getting kissed right now?!

Ddot the King said...

In my experience a lot of women try to kiss you after giving you head. But like Nik said if I act like it's disgusting then I can't really ask them to swallow or spit anymore!

Ddot the King said...

What has happened to my wholesome little blog?!

Carmell said...

@D~ agh! that was uncalled for!!!LOL
So you wouldn't kiss her after she kissed your balls?

Carmell said...

i don't know what blog you're talking about!!!Lol

Ddot the King said...

I have done that before. If I'm breaking her back and I want to get her a little more excited I'll stop and lick it for awhile. Just like if I ask for some head in the middle of having sex. If you are really into the person and in the heat of a good freaky moment most people will do anything to please their partner.

Carmell said...

would you lick till she came?

Carmell said...

damn... how did this get to be a 2 person conversation?

Ddot the King said...

I don't know if I'm rare or not among men but yes I would lick her until she came. It's all give and take. If I want you to blow me until I cum then I should be willing to do the same and vice versa.

nikki said...

d...u acting like you're a giving lover or something. what's up with that shit? i thought you were the kind of brotha who only took, took, took.

you saying you give, too? color me shocked.

nikki said...
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Ddot the King said...

Kang just hit me and said he can't get back in so maybe other people are having trouble as well.


My sister reads this blog! I gotta stop! LOL!

Lāā said...

Lick until you cum...it gets annoying after a while. Or am I the only one who thinks so?

nikki said...

kangly...just admit it.

you want a sista to suck your dick but you ain't gonna go down on her unless she bitch about it.

you don't want her kissing you cuz when you get a whiff of your smelly balls on her upper lip, you think about the fact that she just had her lips on that 'dirty' part of your anatomy.

meanwhile, the mouth is the nastiest part of the body. even nastier than the booty hole. if you kiss her even if she hasn't gone down on her, you might as well have licked her ass.

Ddot the King said...

Nikki if I give you what you need then you'll always come back. The enxt guy is going to be like Kang and you'll be creeping back to The King's Palace!!! LOL!


Laa if you know what you're doing it shouldn't take that long...

MZPEACH said...

I don't go down longer than fifteen minutes. After fifteen minutes you are on your own..lol. It shouldn't take longer then fifteen minutes for you to cum off oral sex. If it does then the man is starting to get spoiled...lol. "Hurry up and cum!"

nikki said...

hahaha@gp

hurry up and cum...DEFINITELY.

i remember one time i was down there for almost thirty minutes. turns out the brotha had just uh, 'handled his tool' like right before i got there. needless to say, i wanted to kick him in the nuts.

Ddot the King said...

Kang that's not good man. Basically you're asking her to do something that you find repulsive. If you find it disgusting that's cool but don't turn around and ask her to do it.

Whether you realize it or not you don't respect women when they do that to you.

nikki said...

d - i have my imagination. if i want to fantasize about being with king, i'll think about football.

you know, cuz we'd be clashing all over the place.

Ddot the King said...

"You need to hurry up!" LOL I've heard that soooo many times!!

MZPEACH said...

No Laa you are not the only one. Girl I wish a brother would stop giving me the dick to eat my pussy. That's not a cool transition. First you do all the oral sex (69) then you do penetration. You can't just stop penetrating and then start going down, that's like taking candy from a baby. It just isn't right..lol.

See that's what is wrong with men, they try to get too fancy with shit. They always try to do some different shit. For example, you tell them your are about to cum and they wiil start doing some off the wall shit. Just keep up the pace, don't do anything different because you are messing up the flow.

Carmell said...

damn i wish i could last for 15 minutes... i try but i can't.

dammit i had a good question but i forgot it

nikki said...

aiight, d is right with that, kangly. you gonna have to get over that QUICK.

i had a boyfriend like that when i was first in college. however, as men mature, i think they realize it's all good as long as the partner is down.

MZPEACH said...

Don't give head by a clock. You be watching the minutes, like nothing else..lol. I tell my man " you got three minutes!"..lol

Ddot the King said...

Yeah if its the first or second time with a girl you have no idea!

I had a girl riding me once and she was just about to cum and I thought that was the time to really do my thing. She started hitting me in the head and was like "WILL YOU STOP AND LET ME DO THIS!"

LOL!

nikki said...

YEEESSS@gp

NO DOUBT. i absolutely can't stand it when i'm announcing my imminent arrival and brotha changes his course. i want to say "NOOOO! YOU WERE JUST FINE WHERE YOU WERE AT!!!"

Carmell said...

ain't nothing wrong with stoppin then going down! but don't stop going down to penetrate. now that ain't right!!!!lol

Ddot the King said...

LOL@ Kang

nikki said...

LOL@gp

i never check a clock. i actually really dig being down there. however, when my neck starts cramping (somewhere at the 15 minute mark) brotha betta start wrapping that shit up.

Ddot the King said...

Don't say nothing about a time limit when discussing head! It ruins everything! While you're down there just act like there's no other place on Earth you want to be!!!

MZPEACH said...

The only time I feel like that Kool is when a man hasn't been going down for a long time...lol. Because sometimes, they go down soley to get you wet and not to please you.

Ddot the King said...

Ok there are two types of women. One that doesn't mind your hand being on her head while she goes down on you and one that doesn't want you to touch her.

Which one areyou and why?

nikki said...

gp's on point again. i've actually popped a brotha in the head after he went down for a minute and then came up...like he actually did something more than a couple of feather kisses.

i stuck my finger down there and smelled and licked my finger to make sure my stuff was aiight.

then i smacked him in the head. i'm already wet, idiot! i don't need your saliva for that.

Carmell said...

thats true...now that annoying.

damn yes there should be a time limit...its not the most comfortable thing to do you know!

MZPEACH said...

I hate giving head...lol. I stopped giving head for a eight months after I watched Brother (the movie). I was like, if she didn't have to do it, then I am not. Aaron has to pay me, to give him head. I am not lying. Leave my money on the nightstand damnit. That's how bad it is...lol. If I want to get out of trouble, or go to a fancy restaurant, all I have to do is give him some head.

SomeOne said...

OMG yall done got on some diff topic here,


answering one of the questions, yes i've tasted myself

nikki said...

d - i've only had one brotha put his hands on my head. normally, the brotha's so caught up in it, he's got his hands fisted up.

i think guys only put the hands on the head cuz the sista needs a little guidance. however, if she's got her shit together, all he has to do is sit back and enjoy it.

Ddot the King said...

Kang for me it's more mental. I love the fact that I am pleasing her. You've got to learn to enjoy pleasing your partner. That's when sex gets really good!

Carmell said...

i don't want my head being touched cause then i feel like i'm being forced. and if i want to come up then i can't cause you got your hands on my head pushing me down there.

MZPEACH said...

You don't go down Kangly?

Carmell said...

i hate it too, i rarely do it.. thats why your hands better not be on my head.

nikki said...

d - totally off topic for a sec...do you have a link to the guy who made your template. i've got a friend who is thinking about changing his and i told him i'd look into it.

Ddot the King said...

Thumbs down to all of yall that don't like giving blow jobs! I wish I had more hands so I could give all of you 4 thumbs down!!!

nikki said...

kangly - just for the record, you are not winning any brownie points with us sistas today. LOL

right before she came? i wish a mothafugga WOULD do some shit like that to me. that'd give me justification for kicking him in the nuts for sure.

MZPEACH said...

lol! Nikki. I feel you. Just cause I don't like giving head, don't mean it isn't good..lol. Shit, it don't take a rocket scientist to know how to give great head..lol.
You know your head is good when you make your man lift his legs up in joy!..lol. The best part about giving a man some head is the twitch. A man can't fake a twitch...lol.

Ddot the King said...

Yeah I'll send it to you.

MZPEACH said...

I got to much weave in my hair for a guy to press on my head..lol.

MZPEACH said...

That's why she broke up with you.

nikki said...

HAHAHAHA@GP

the 'twitch' is FO REAL. also, when a brotha curls his toes and you can hear 'em pop? HELL YEAH.

oh, and that weave comment got me snickering. i can just imagine a brotha getting his fingers tangled in your tracks. that'd make for a good story.

Carmell said...

is the twitch the same as shaking violently? like hes having a sesure? if so i give good head!!!

Ddot the King said...

I ain't trying to press your head down! I just like for it to be there rubbing and massaging your dome to let you know you're doing a fantastic job!

nikki said...

d - oh, now that i can get with. dang...i've only had that kind of thing done to my head during oral sex what...once?

i'm gonna start requesting that. LOL

Carmell said...

back to the toes... crackin toes is not what i wanna hear when i'm doing the do!!!

Carmell said...

D you are a fool!

Ddot the King said...

This is his website Nikki http://blogspottemplates.blogspot.com/

MZPEACH said...

Girl when there toes crack,my heart flutters..lol.

Kangly, you can't be playing with the pussy and then not give head. That's two strikes already.
And you LOOK like you give oral. Please, you were a dead man walking..lol.

MZPEACH said...

Kangly you look like you have a short tongue though..lol.

MZPEACH said...

Yes it's abnormal. But that is why you will be a great as a head only type of guy. A guy that specializes in giving oral to women instead of being on the retrieving end.

Ddot the King said...

Kang the chicks probably don't want to be down there or don't know what they are doing. When you run into a chick that is on point you'll twitch and crack toes and call her name! If she's really good you might start shopping for a ring! LOL!

MZPEACH said...

But what if he is shooting it all over your face Julissa and it's gets in your nose?

SomeOne said...

damn took me a while to catch up.....but im so disappointed in Kangly...but i guess he'll break out of that habit...

and dont stop eating me to stick me, unless i ask you to.....you may stop sticking me to lick me, only if i havent mentioned that i am about to cum....if i say that dont not change your speed or movement unles you were instructed too.....

nikki said...

hehehe@gp

girl, u off da chain today. IN HER NOSE? lawd...

SomeOne said...

i love giving head, and dont mind hands on my head, just dont start forcing my head down, i have a gag reflex, you will not like what may happen

Carmell said...

all in your hair...

NegroPino™ said...

OH my eyes...what have I stumbled upon

Carmell said...

bump that let me know so i can move

NegroPino™ said...

Dont touch the hair..u can PULL it but dont skeet up in it......

Carmell said...

missy you silly

MZPEACH said...

Have you ever let a guy tittie fuck and it rolled down your neck and got all in your hair?...rofl.

SomeOne said...

i spit not swallow....if i swallow its cause i really dont feel like getting up, to dispose of your juices...

men do you perfer swallow over spit...or you just dont care as long as its out of you?

MZPEACH said...

Nut on weave stanks!

nikki said...

gp...only if it's horse hair, sista...only if it's horse hair

SomeOne said...

gp: i think you missed one question, has a girl ever gone down on you?

MZPEACH said...

Something is hoeish about dried nut on your eyelids...lol

Lāā said...

GP that has happened to me LOL

MZPEACH said...

I'll tell you one thing nut feels good on your ass..lol.

Lāā said...

Ok let me clarify...I was talking about the tittie fucking thing with cum rolling down your neck into your hair!! LMAO

Ddot the King said...

I prefer swallowers. That shows dedication. Spitters are under acheivers but I'll take either one as long as you don't start jumping back like acid is about to come out of me!

MZPEACH said...

moisturizer...lol. Some guys nut be scarey.....lol. Have you ever seen some scarey ass nut?

Carmell said...

can't do it!

Carmell said...

i don't get the whole tittie fucking

MZPEACH said...

I am underachiever darn it! And nut is like acid, when it comes to it being in my mouth. I trip off precum.

Ddot the King said...

Me eiter Kool. Doesn't do a thing for me.

SomeOne said...

kangly, that the way i see it, but i hear more and more guys say swallowing is a must.

dont get me wrong i will suck it till its dry, (juices still in mouth) then i gotta get rid of it, it makes me gag....i know its phycological,

SomeOne said...

gp: i saw some nut that looked way too thick

Drama Kween said...

ok from toenails to sweaty balls to 3somes...WTF!!!...and i stopped reading at the middle of this convo...i hate catching up and i hate reading...

HI GUYS!!!

Carmell said...

so do ya'll let him cum all the way in your mouth or do get a little and back up?

Lāā said...

Well I did it (years ago) and still didn't understand what he got out of it, cause I'm a member of the IBTC

Drama Kween said...

ok new homework assignment everyone in this room needs to go get laid tonight so we can stop talking about sex...excluding me of course

SomeOne said...

welcome kween, jump in

Carmell said...

LOL@ Laa!!! me too. but i've never done it and now that i got some my husband has brought it up...and i just want to know what the deal was!

Drama Kween said...

lol thanks N1S, but i dunno where to jump in at lol...like double dutch and what not

SomeOne said...

get in where you fit in....ps: i cant double dutch for ish...


hey fella's have you had your salad tossed?

SomeOne said...

i like the taste of precum

nikki said...

one thing is painfully clear from today's discussion...there are a whole lot of horny mothafuckas on here today.

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