Good morning. Due to the high number of emails I receive on a daily basis cursing the day that I was born I have come up with a complaint line for all of you jerks and losers. You're welcome.
Please note that your calls might be monitored for quality assurance purposes.
Welcome to the Ddot complaint line. Due to the high volume of calls you may be on hold anywhere from 5 hours to 2 weeks. Ddot is very busy reading articles over at espn.com and flirting with female bloggers but he will try to get back to your whiny ass as soon as possible.
If you want to complain about The King not liking white people please press 1.
If you want to complain about my comment section please press 2 and if you don't get the answer you're looking for please press 3.
If you don't like the sappy love stuff I write please press 4.
If you don't like it when I write about sports press 5.
If 99% of the things that The King says disturbs you please press press 6.
If you just want to let The King know that the only reason he has so many female readers is because he's the only male blogger that's not gay please press 7.
If you want The King to write more political blogs like he used to please press 8.
If you just want to tell me you hate me and for all other complaints please press 9!!!
As you hold please remember that the King is here to entertain your ass not kiss it. If you don't like The King it's really simple, just stop coming to my blog. Have a great day jackasses!
56 comments:
#1 Baby...wow D
I jut back track that Press 9 is the bomb!!!
Whatever happened to "I Hate the King?" You must be so lonely without that blogger.
lol Heywood Jablomy....
I really do miss the I Hate the King person Grant! They made for big fun!
Yeah Kween Heywood Jablomy is hilarious! I might make him my blog mascot!
hmmmm? hmmmm what?
thinking, that's all
You know I do hate it when you talk about sports...unless you are talking about the Pistons.
Yes I know Laa. I know what most of yall like and dislike. A good King knows his people!
ok so tell us what you know about us...
You all LOVE THE KING!!!
What did you say...you LOVE us!
ummmmm...yall are aiight.
King it might be time for you to pick up some new subjects to talk about. Since all of this stuff is jumping off about what you write or mayne it is time for some people to get ghost.
I say y'all shoukd compromise.
I don't compromise. This is My Kingdom.
soo king tell us why u love us individually...
Yes, I must confess, this is your kingdom and you should not compromise.
I can't do that Kween! That's bad form.
i.e. you don't know how to do it...
it is ok King a lot of men have that problem
My GOD! it is a beautiful day out here in L.A. I serious I can se the mountain tops because there is no smog. I got my coffee and I'm comfotable and relaxed Man I feel good this morning.
I hope this good feeling continues throughout the rest of the day.
To The King, Recent comments code
King I have the code for recent comments, to show up in your side bar. Then you don't have to go scrolling down to the end of the post to view who commented. It will show up in your side bar and your commenters will probably like it to so they can see each other and know who has commented. Without having to scroll down to the end of the post they can see who is on the blog and who is absent today.
Ddot is very busy reading articles over at espn.com and flirting with female bloggers but he will try to get back to your whiny ass as soon as possible....
I love that!!!
Funny but true Kween!
Chance that's the second or third time you've mentioned that code. If you want to email it to me I'll take a look at it.
though your flirting could use some work
:-D
just teasing
Your post was soooo great today!!
(I loved seeing everyone's pages too.)
this was just the big F*CK YOU I needed
to get to get overmyself and get out of this
funk I'm in!!! I guess i should say thank you :)
@ Chance you're right... it's BEAUTIFUL TODAY in LA!
@ the kingdom/fam...
hey yall how do find the photos and stuff you put on the blogs?
like the ones you used king?
and how do you find the codes to put them in
your posts? help as sista out!
I'm glad I could be of service to you Diva. Making people smile is what I do best....well maybe what I do second best! ;)
As for the pics I usually just search Google or Yahoo images. I save them and then upload them.
If you need further assistance feel free to email me.
To King,
This is the ifrst time you have ever responded to the question about the code playboy, that why I have mentioned it more than once.
King if you click on my name (Chance) it will take you to my google blog. I have the recent comments already set up in my side bar. Take a quick look at it playboy and tell me what you think. You might like it you might not.
Also I another version of it where it shows the date, time, and name only but not the comment. I f you click on the date it will take you to the comment.
I can give you that version also and that is if you don'y like the one at my google blog.
Go ckeck it out playah and tell what your opnion is. The one with date, time, and will lookks like this.
Post (essay) tiltes complaint.
Example below
At 9:55am
king said.....
Then people will click on the time 9:55 am and it will take them to what you said (
At 9:55am
king said: If you don't like my style of writing then get ghost leave my kingdom).
You see Homey I have it all.
Check it out and tell me what you think then I will just email it to you. I don't want to email it to you and you feel this is crap BOY why did you watse the King's time with this mess.
Ron Isley,
Has anyone heard anything about Ron Isleay lately he is facing 26 years in prison on tax evasion charges.
Thanks boo-
I'm gonna check out the images when I come back from Yoga. PEACE yall.
ANd u know i pressed all 9 of them.....
long live the king!!!!
Im ddrinking diet COke blah!!
Hey yall I just finished post number 69!!!!
You are an ass!
GP Long time no see ms lady...
ROTFLMAO.. is all I can say.. NOT THE GRENADE DOE.. ha!
KING?
Hey Kween..lol. I've been lurking..lol.
i understand...i think i am about to go back to my lurking ways too
HA!!!!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9!!!
This was funny!
Ok I'm back!
u want a cookie
Sorry I got called into another meeting. My boss just got re-assigned. They made it sound good but it looks like they gave her an option to do something else or roll.
no biggie ain't nothing really poppin off...so you should go read my story
So now you'll get to keep the internet?
I hope so but who knows who'll they might bring in and what kind of stuff they'll implement.
whew...the king lives another day
NOTICE TO ALL LOYAL SUBJECTS!!:
I'm still sexy.
ooooooookkkk
NOTICE TO KING
I'm bored...start entertaining
It's almost 4:30!!! I'm doing the Gator dance!
Haha, thanks for the comment. Nice site.
I've been reading but not commenting King, kween, is bored don't let that continue kiNG in the future.
i love #9 !!
yeah #9 was the best one.
well yall today is the day -- i feel giddy like it's christmas.
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