Good day My Loyal Subjects. I know I said you would only get one post today but as a King I like to keep my people happy. You guys can thank me later. Now as you know with me being the King of all Bloggers I can get interviews that Oprah could only dream of getting! This isn't one of them. Today I, your King, have taken time out of my busy schedule to go down to southeast D.C. and interview former D.C. mayor Marion Barry. Enjoy.
Ddot: Good morning Mr. Barry.
MB: Good morning D! I love reading your stuff, you crack me up.
Ddot: Thank you Marion. Now, speaking of crack...
MB: That Bitch set me up!!!!
Ddot: C'mon nobody believes that anymore Barry.
MB: Ok I made a bad decision. Are you perfect?
Ddot: Why yes, yes I am perfect.
MB: Now I see why people hate you!
Ddot: Whatever. Look don't you feel bad for letting down all the people that have supported you?
MB: Yes I do. I want to take this opportunity to apologize to all of my supporters. It'll never happen again.
Ddot: Don't lie Marion.
MB: Huh?
Dodt: I said don't lie. You're a functional crackhead. We all know one or two functional crackheads.
MB: I will be mayor again!
Ddot: Is that what you tell youself when you're hitting the pipe?
MB: Hey we're black men we should be sticking together!
Ddot: Yeah but you're a crackhead. You are the Flavor Flav of politics.
MB: Excuse me?!
Ddot: Yeah black people are embarrassed by you but we still watch just to see what you'll do next.
MB: I, I...don't know what to say...
Ddot: Try this: No more crack for me.
MB: I'm going to do better. Maybe I could hang around your blog to keep me busy. You have a lot of ladies. That GeorgiaPeach is a fire cracker! Can you hook me up?
Ddot: Two crazy people aren't good together. Besides she thinks anybody over 25 is dirt old.
MB: What about Kween? She's close by too!
Ddot: Yeah but she's from B-more and they dress funny.
MB: Oh yeah I forgot about that.
Ddot: Look Marion no woman wants you anyway! Just focus on not smoking crack!
MB: Ok so can I hold a few dollars? I want to get something to eat.
Ddot: How about I take you to McDonald's and buy you something to eat.
MB: Nah, nah I'm straight. If you give me the money I promise I'll buy food.
Ddot: No. Jesus you are like the real life Tyrone Biggums!
MB: C'mon man! I'll suck your d.....
*SLAP!!!*
Ddot: Back up off me dude! You're a disgrace!
MB: Ok look I've got some XBOX 360's that I stole. I'll sell you one for 50 bucks.
Ddot: Deal.
*COPS BUST IN*
Office: Sir you are under arrest for buying stolen goods. And you call yourself a King. What kind of example are you setting for your loyal subjects?! What do you have to say for yourself?
Ddot: THAT BITCH SET ME UP!!!!
165 comments:
"cocaine is a heck of a drug" lol everyone was thinking it, but i figured i'd be the first to post it! :-)
GRRRRR @ King
LMAO!!!! I love you Kween!
negro you don't love me, you just love my...ummm i'll keep quiet now...lol
Don't be telling my business Kween!! LOL!
So when are you and your people going to perform something I've written!
Me and My people????
sorry for the pic change, i'm indecisive... :-(
you sweater wearin mofo... Love you King
ddot.. u have too much time on your hands at wrk.. what exactly do you do?
Hey I like that pic Kween. You almost look innocent!
Angie- When I say you guys dress funny all I mean is you look funny in the clothes you choose to wear. it's cool though I still dig yall. Some of my best friends are Baltimorians....LOL!
lol it seems to be that way...i just change them with my mood...yesterday I had a blonde moment and today i am perky :-D
TTD you ask what I do at work? Beats me.
um Kween you thinking you Beyonce Giselle with them outfit changes?
what a man will do for a $50 x-box!!!!
yes Rell I was thinking it!
this is my wonder's response while she in her car driving on her lunch break "We are not the ones walking around in some dumb slouch socks"
Kween you can tell your Twin that I am not from D.C. so i think they dress funny too. Maybe not as funny as the B-more folks but funny nonetheless.
what's so funny about the way we dress?
well.. how about where do you work (not exact location, but for what company?)
she asks "Where are you from?"
Look people don't get all sensitive on me. If you like the way you dress then that's all that matters right? Geez.
When I first moved here all I heard was about how B-more people dressed. I scoffed at the idea until I went to Arundel Mills and saw some absolutely atrocious gear being worn by the dudes. T-shirts down to their ankles and what not! Wearing the crazy looking Timberlands. I just assumed there were a lot of gay guys out that day until it was pointed out to me that they were just from B-more. In my experience it's more guys than girls but you guys definitely stand out in a crowd. Do any of you have a gold tooth? LMAO!!!
MWABI actually I think I am a person with a wide range of pics that can change them at any given time...
Ditto says my Wonder...lol
King obviously you missed the convo about fronts which unless (for me) extends to golds...HELL NO to gold teeth...
Ok just asking. I've seen a lot of folks up there with one gold tooth in their mouth.
you never answered the question...where are you from???
no.. no golds for me.. but i actually like the white-t look, not the long ones though.. and it has to be clean! fresh out the pack!
HA! HA!...
LOL! HAHAHAHAHA! I love the interviews!
B-more is like another world in MD. They dress like they are from NY, but with more colors! Including the colors in their hard updoo with the basket weaves in the back. LOL! Think Rainbow Brite Gangstas! I'm not saying all of you dress like that, but the ones who live up there know what I am talking about.
Ok the King is back. Pizza Hut sucks.
I am from the great state of NORTH CAROLINA!!
Thanks Cool for backing me up on that. Rainbow Bright Gangstas! That fits them perfectly!
yeah.. i know what you're talking about cool.. it's this girl that works at downtown lockeroom in towson.. she has purple, pink, and blue hair. It reminds me of that cotton candy bubble gum that came out. the colors together are cute, but what would possess someone to put those colors in their hair?!?!
hmmmm I have no beef with NC...you're lucky King...
if your from NC, why you aint answer my question yesterday about where to party? must not be from charlotte?
And what were you going to do? NADA!
Nah I'm not from Charlotte. Great city though. I'm thinking of moving there.
ummm King always remember that no matter what happens between us, I will always love you ;-)
now visit my korner of the world...lol
Alright. This better be good...
Ok Kween is done.
agree.. kween.. thats too much :o)
hey it was just a poem (not reality), i was feeling artistic for a minute :-)
I wish I had more hands so I could give that poem 4 thumbs down!!
it wasn't bad.. just "wow"
hmmm thinking if men had more hands then...ok ok let me leave that thought alone
King all is fair in love and spoken word...
Ok I know I will regret this one...but what can I do to make it up to you???
Nothing. Don't even worry about it.
ok so i took the moment to go to your very first post to see if i could do something off of that, but ummm I couldn't, but I noticed something so i'll have something up by the end of the day or maybe tuesday
:-D
My first posts suck. I didn't even know what I was doing. Don't worry about it Kween. You did your little poem and I hope you're happy with it.
you have to be careful about what you say to/about him.. lady_cav told you yesterday he was sensitive.. ;o)
actually i am 75% happy with it, I wanted to give it more body...but I feel in a funk, so I couldn't :-(
oh please don't tell the king can dish it, but can't take it...
No Angie one rule I have is never cut off a woman's head...In fact I am constantly trying to get more head from women.
LOL! I'm not sensitive. I'm not mad about your little poem. It is what it is....
Oh shit!! Man, that post was hillarious!..lol.
"...B-more and they dress funny."
Ain't that the damn truth. I am sorry, but they really do..lol.
whoa King
Y'all are too funny up in here! I don't think people from B'More dress any worse than people who wear pink gators and suits to match like here in tha 'D'.
thats right angie.. bmore stand up!
Who spoke up? I did miss something?
Oh you did Laalaa? Girl, all I know everyone I know from Baltimore, eat a lot crabs, and wear a lot of differnt clothing. Some have style some don't. But every city has there own perks.
Plus I know when I went to SC I saw some off the hook stuff down there that is common for them...talk about colors shoooo they throw all the colors together even in their hair MEN AND WOMEN...this one girl had cornrolls and each roll was a different color and please don't let start on how they talk...
fyi the eating of crabs is a maryland thing not an only bmore thing...but we can get off the topic of charm city...
Oh Kween, if I didn't have to work, girl I would be just as country..lol. Gold fronts and all..lol. And I know how you dislike gold fronts..lol. Call me eccentric.
LMAO!!!!
You gon' make me spit out my slimfast laughing at you!
Aight, I'm out for the weekend! Keep it safe!
OH I know Maryland is popular for their crab boats and fishing.
Bye Brownsoul! Enjoy your weekend.
The B-More folks got a little sensitive but no one is saying you all are light bright people! But I have seen a lot of stuff on people that would be considered ri-goddamn-diculous.
CYA later Drea!!!
lol...Brownsoul that was funny...
King why are you so quiet?
only thing as a baltimorean i apologize for is sisqo...sorry y'all...lol
Sisqo. See. perfect example of ri-goddamn-diculous! And he walked around with his head looking like that and thought it was ok! Why? Because in B-more it was ok. I don't know if I accept that apology. I mean Sisqo set black people back a few years. I'm not over that.
no.. Sisqo set the gay community back..
lol.
hey it is so not cool to walk around with your hair platinum, or blonde or red and you are a dude, that ish was never cool, get your tail beat down for walking around like that...
but we made up for it w/ melo
We gave the world Michael Jordan. We gave the world Ddot the King amd yall turn around and give us the thong th thong thong man?! That crap doesn't even out!
Oh Carmelo is so sexy sexy!
I like Melo. He signed with Jordan. Although I wouldn't put money on him passing a 5th grade level test. I could be wrong but the boy just looks slow.
Blogger is tripping. I know TTD made the original comment about Carmelo and we responded to it but now I don't see it.
blogger have been trippin for the past 2 days...i post a comment in response to someone else's and my comment ends up going before their comment (CRAZY)
hey we gave the world the wire...lol
and not to mention Kween, Angie and TTD, what else does the world need lol
LMAO, I forgot about the Thong song and Sisqo.
Laa Laa where have you been?!
oh yeah and ROC...lol
blogger is trippin.. my responses have been doing the same thing kween.. but dont forget the corner..
again blogger goes wild, prime example that oh yeah and ROC comment was in response to TTD's comment about the corner...what in the world
What? LOL
King I need a massage, a back rub or something...
I don't think TTD's stuff is showing up at all. It's showing up in my email but not here. Interesting.
LaaLaa you've been M.I.A. for a few days now. Don't let it happen again!
You know when you talk about sports, I argggghhhhh can't stand it. Then you had the Kingy thing going on. I still don't know everyone well enough to vote. So I read, just didn't comment.
LOL
You not giving out backrubs King?
A back rub? Hey RELL!!! Kween needs a back rub!! Let me know how that works out for you Kween.
nothing towards you kween.. but d, how you expect to get more head from women (earlier comment)if you can't even give a back rub??
I'll give a back rub!!! Just not to everybody....
Stop being a lurker Laa Laa. You can still make comments about how great I am.
You would love that wouldn't you!
but she's your kween ;oD
yeah laalaa.. I only know kween.. and i post whenever i feel a comment is needed.. we'll never get to know you unless you talk to us...
Laa you're a redbone. You know they claim I give yall special treatment anyway!!! Even though it's not true please join in the fun!
LOL and piggy back off of TTD's comment yeah King not back rubs not ah-hem's
Where is the hell did that term 'redbone' come from? I never asked anyone but I really wanna know.
I love how he tries to delegate his work...lol
Ok folks my day is over. Everyone have a great weekend and MLK day. Anybody who will be working monday stop by and we'll make fun of Kween!
oh yeah do that...i'll be "lurking" on Monday from time to time in between naps and shows and shopping trips
I'm here til 6 today YUK...I so should've gotten up earlier grrrr
well.. im headed out for charlotte.. i'll c ya'll on tues!.. pics will be up sometime next week w/ my stories of north kakalaki! so look out!
you can't stop me from lookin'...and doing whatever else i wanna do...GO KING BYE!!!
LOL! NO LURKERS!!!
At 6 I'll be almost drunk!!!
Have fun in the NC TTD! Bring me back something from COOKOUT!!! Ask about it once you get there.
Kween you are starting to scare me. I don't want to catch you peeping through my windows this weekend!!!
now why am i gonna peep thru your window, when i can just roll over to see you DUH...lol Have Good 2 Day weekend King...
dayum ya'll too fresh up in here!
that was hilarious!
you are straight foolish... this entry was funny as hell.
This post was awfully sad and funny all at the same time.
i dont see how crack and peanut butter go together... now crack and cheese! that's gangsta!
ahhh it feels good to be in the house, in my robe just chilling...how are you today king?
Wow another picture....I am doing jsut fine Kween.
lol, yeah another one, that one is from the Christmas party I went to on Saturday...glad to hear you are doing fine...
Christmas party on Saturday....hmmm ok...
I know, it was someone's job's Christmas party they always have in Jan...I guess cuz it is cheaper for the company, who knows, but my friends and I had a ball...
Hmmm..well Ok cool.
Wuzaninin?!
kween, if you change that pic one more time...
Enjoy your MLK day...
I'm supposed to be cookin'...we'll holla!
Where is Jacque at today?..rofl.
Gosh, Brownsoul you hae the day off? It's terrible that the rest of us have to work. I'm bored.
Hey Big D! hey, have you heard of someone named J Pacino?
Sup Drea! Make me a plate!
No GP I haven't heard of him. Who is he?
He is some rapper from South Carolina. I was just wondering if they heard of him around your city.
I heard that B-more is not really part of Maryland - that most of the state just does not accept that city.
I have been to B-more exactly once. I had been visiting DC, and we went up one day to walk around the waterfront, etc. I was never really scared of anywhere in DC (well, just a little when we went down some bad area) - but B-more scared me to death. I was not looking at how people dressed - just looking for how to most efficiently get out of the neighborhood.
ddot: love your interviews!
You hit the nail on the head Leesa. Baltimore residents are the only people that like that city. And yes they have some scary spots. Me being the G that I am I would never admit to being afraid of anything but some of those neighborhoods....well let's just say I might've ran a few lights just to get out of there! HA! Seriously there are a lot of heroine addicts and what not but they do have a nice aquarium...LOL!
Let me find out that King is a punk...the rest of the state is COUNTRY AS HELL, that is why Baltimore is like night and day with the rest of the state (we are actually modern and have the city life on lock)...everywhere else they actually still do cow tipping...anyways...Bmore has crime just like any other major city in the nation, WHAT!!!...
Punk?! HA! You are really pushing it....
every city has their spots of crime.. dont come down on baltimore b/c you found your way to a bad neighborhood.. the city has a lot of nice aspects to it (besides the aquarium!)
yeah.. i loved laughin at those country ass people down there!! i took a pic of this 1 guy.. WTF! and BTW, I went out Fri & Sat nights.. and both nights they played "Thong Song" -- you wouldn't have heard that in Bmore!
I'm sure that B-more has one or two other good aspects besides the aquarium. But tell the truth TTD, didn't you love NC?!
TTD why is it that your messages are always out of place?! Anyway when did being country become a bad thing? If someone was playing the thong song you were at the wrong club! Either that or they were having a thong contest and if that was the case then the playing of that song is completely acceptable.
i was at Savoy Niteclub & Rell told me that was the hotspot.. but I must admit the Dj did suck! He didn't play not 1 Jay-Z song.. i never said being country was a bad thing.. but what these people were wearing & saying.. that was a bad thing..
and who know's about the comments.. i think blogger is being overloaded with all of our comments..
No Jay-Z?! Wow. Well what were the people wearing and saying that was so bad?
im going to blog about it.. check my page later this afternoon.. i haven't uploaded the pics yet though.. but my stories will be posted today
@Jackie~ yous crazy girl.... damn D she called you a punk!
She doesn't know any better Kool...
awww the i feel the love between you 2!! haha
Yeah JACKIE you are funny...
TTD girl no Jay Z (how did you survive the night...lol)
KING you know I love you no harm in the punk comment was meant...
RELL are you a partier???
Thanks Kween.....
JACKIE...stop stop you are killing me over here...whoa...ROTFLMAO
LOL 2 Leesa! She did hit the nail on the head. Balitimore is another world. Us Bourgeois folks from PG county (MD suburb outside of DC) get highly offend when people say "Oh, you are from MD? Like Baltimore?" To which I have to say "Hell to the Naw! Baltimore is like another world!" We don't claim them. LOL!
awww where D go? no snappy comebacks?
"black regis and kelly"
J, you are too much. LOL
PG county one of the highest rated counties in the nation in foreclosures and evictions...and umm where was the sniper located when he was in maryland...some of my PG friends tell me there are some "hood" spots in PG...so believe me when i say PG ain't all that great either...i had a dude try to holla at me in PG in a pimped out expedition and his PaPa John's uniform on his way back to work...
umm fyi since I was off yesterday, we found it fair for me to stay at his place this weekend...his weekend is next weekend...lol
PG county is the richest and most affluent black county in the US. Yeah we got our spots (Because they are kicking all the hood people out of DC), but don't sleep on PG.
And the Sniper was in Montgomery County, and Northern VA.
no.. the richest counties are montgomery county & howard county.. no word on PG..
Sometimes there is just no need to be loquacious. You people are a trip. I think you do this just so I'll write something new.
i'm shock there's no new post about the redskins...well onto my second pick YEAH PANTERS...
Montgomery and Howard may be it for Maryland overall, but as far athe richest and affluent BLACK counties...ummm, no. There are some of us up there. But PG is 95% black and we are it for the Nation!
@ Jackie I agree with your cousin as far as I am concerned! LOL!
Yeah PG does have some black money. But as far as "Pretty Girl" county I'm not so sure. LOL! I've seen one or two since I've been here but I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You know how all yall think I'm sexy! yeah just like that.
what is a PG and who really gives a shit?
hmmm what about those redskins... i'm you Jackie. i've loved the steelers since high school!
Prince George's County, MD and I give a shit because I am from there and live there. Thanks. :)
It is also where the Redskin’s stadium is located. So, you have a reference.
lol JACKIE no girl i threw his sweaters away so he went and borrowed some from a smaller family member...
never heard of it
Wow Kool I've never seen you like this! It's funny though! I like the Steelers coach and a few players. I hope they beat Denver. I also hope Carolina beats the Seahawks. The Redskins will be back next year and we will win the Super Bowl. You heard it here first.
There you go AC!!! Represent!!!
sorry but next year the Ravens will finally have their crap together and hopefully Kyle will sit the whole year out and we will win the Super Bowl...
Future comments about the King and sweaters will be deleted. Thank you.
Management.
HA!
kween, you're dreaming! i love the ravens, but w/ kyle having a contract like that ($$) he's going to play his last season.. im going to be honest.. not next season, but the following when kyle is outta here!
TTD you are right...sad to say...why did we have to have Kyle, yuk!!!
i'm in a mood...watch out now
Thank you TTD. You took the words right out of my mouth. The Ravens will suck for at least 3 more years. Congratulations.
i didn't say anything about another 3 years D.. I said 1!
Oh did you say 1? Stupid blogger I could have sworn it said 3!
King...honey...hush...NOW!!!..lol
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