Blasphemy!!!

I got 99 problems but internet beef ain't one.....



ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!!!!


ARE...YOU...NOT...ENTERTAINED?!!!!!


IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?!!!!!





I know what yall haters are asking yourselves. Is he ever going to fall off?!


No.


Here I am coming back from a lovely trip to sunny Dallas only to find this lonely loser trying to corrupt my page. Remember when being a hater was a bad thing? And now look at this. Some clown not only is a hater but puts it out there all over the little blogging world. Sad. Of course the coward(s) try to remain anonymous but THE KING knows who you are. You know what? I don't think you hate me at all. You had to know that by starting your little "boycott" it was going to only make people come to my site even more if for nothing else just to see how I would respond. Or did you and your little brain not think that far in advance. Pitiful. All you had to do was link me!

Work on your blog. Paint your own pictures don't trace me. If the only way for you to have a succesful blog is to put up ridiculous statements about me then I think you should find a new hobby.

Speaking of hobbies that's exactly what blogging is to me and most normal people. You my friend need to get a life and realize that none of this is real. Am I an arrogant prick? Yeah. Is 99% of the stuff on my blog original? Yeah. Do I care if people know about the 1%? No. Why? Because it's the goddamn internet you bumbling fool!!! The people who come to my blog on a regular basis enjoy it because it's entertaining to them. Just like you enjoy coming to my blog to re-up on your haterade. See, it works for everybody. Nah you don't want me to leave. You need me and I'm not afraid to say I need you too. I mean what good is being an internet celebrity without groupies. You do realize that's what you are....right?


There are bloggers all over the world on my site as I type this just waiting to see my response to your bullshit. That tells you how big I am. People raced to work and went to my site first thing to see if I had responded. How does that make you feel? Shitty right? Yeah I know. But don't feel real bad, you made me laugh and that's not an easy thing to do. Now don't you feel better? No? Oh well...

For anybody that doubted me for a second I would rather you NOT come back here. I'm not some lame ass dude who wastes your time with fabrications about my sexual conquests nor do I paint myself as a goody goody and get mad when people don't agree with me. If you felt something in the pit of your stomach when you read those last two sentences then seek professional help.



Ddot the King chump blast for me
I'm over at MY KINGDOM
Ask for me
I ain't never scared
I'm everywhere
You ain't never there
Loser why would I ever care
Pound for pound I'm the best to ever come around here
Excluding nobody
Look what I embody
Times that by my influence
On the blog culture
I supposed to be number one on everybodys list
We'll see what happens when I no longer exist


Fuck this....