"I AM MALCOLM X"?
Or in the Tiger Woods commercial when they said
"I AM TIGER WOODS"?
Well today I am saying I AM JAY-Z! Ok well I look better than him but you get the point.
It's funny because he is my favorite living rapper and I've used quite a few of his one liners on my blog. I have been wanting to blog about the whole Cam'ron dissing Jay thing but it didn't interest me that much. I mean who cares if some guy wearing a pink fur and driving a pink range rover disses you?! Especially if you're considered the best by everyone including most of your enemies!
I hoped that Jay-Z wouldn't respond and today I read that he basically wasn't going to address it unless he got some spare time in between dismantling Juelz Santana's career. Smart move Cam. Anyway so yesterday a blogger devoted a whole post to dissing me. It's actually the second time it's happened from this particular blogger but it's happened numerous times by others since I started blogging.
Sometimes I destroy them and sometimes it's just unfair to use my superior mind to crush their spirit. So I just kind of pat them on the head and tell them "good job little fella".
My mom used to run a group home for the mentally challenged so I know how to deal with them. I remember one time I was shooting basketball with one of them and when the guy made a shot he started talking trash just like he had seen on tv. It was sad. It was funny. He felt good about himself and who was I to snatch the ball from him and dunk it while resting my testicles on his forehead and yelling as loud as I can "NOW WHAT SLOW BOY?!" Nope it just wouldn't be fair.
So yesterday when this blogger, who is now officially the Cam'ron/Corky of bloggers, wrote this post I gave a compliment instead of letting on what I could actually do to them.
A lot of people read my blog. Most of them never comment. If any of you have the idea of doing what the blogger did yesterday please save yourself. You can't go from selling popcorn to fighting the Champ. Now in a small way I have to thank said blogger because I really couldn't think of anything to write about. But it was probably because my highly evolved brain wouldn't focus until I got this off of my chest.
So yeah I am Jay-Z and you are Cam'ron/Corky and other than this little post I will ignore you and forgive your trangressions. But look on the bright side I am quite sure your traffic has jumped considerably. Now you have to step up to the plate and give the people something to keep coming back. If you stay focused you'll reach the point of just being able to post a picture of a shoe and watch people go nuts. But until you get to that point remember one thing......
RESPECT THE KING!!!!
125 comments:
IT'S ON...
Ahhh...I feel better.
Ok King...glad you got that out...but umm we let you get away with the King thing...but comparing youself to Jay Z is like Tyra's talk to show to Oprah's...not even in the same league...you are so far up your own tail that you can't see who you really are...a lil sweater wearin' smut out king...
:-D
Thanks Chica. Welcome to My Kingdom. Stay awhile.
C'mon Kween. Sweater jokes? That's so last week. The smut out thing I don't get. I hope that wasn't in reference to my complexion...
omigoodness..lol. I don't know what to say..for the first time ever..lol. Damn. That shit was funny ass hell.
You testicals resting on his forehead...damn is that a basketball phrase or did you make that up..it's damn hillarious.
I guess those Jumpman's are useful..rofl.
well played.
to quote Jay-z (Ain't no love)
"Yung'uns ice-grillin me, ohh - you not feelin me? Fine; it cost you nothin - pay me no mind"
Yes Goddess it's good to be THE KING! :)
What's up Verse! I couldn't have said it better myself.
What's up GP!!! If you're speechless then I did my job! :)
oh yeah you're right king, this week it's all about your stone-washed jeans...i forgot my bad...
I'm one of the ones who reads everyday but rarely leaves a comment.
It still amazes me that folks have nothing better to do than diss others on a daggone blog. Let's grow up people.
You handled it well.
Thank you Chele! I promise more intellectual posts in the upcoming future. But either way I want to see some comments from you. NO LURKING ALLOWED!! :)
Yes, that was well handled and in a light hearted way. LOL! I hope there are no hard feelings on the blog. So, if people can dish it out they should be able to take it. That is just the rule.
im mad you caught feelings off of kween's blog.. i thought everything was outta fun-n-games.. that chick danielle.. that was personally.. but kween's was just b/c.. i doubt she meant any harm by it & im a little disappointed that you handled it that way..
C'mon Tif! This too was for fun. I never even said who the blogger was. But one can't tell me not to "get all up into my feelings" and then do the same thing. I find the post hilarious and I would venture to say most others do as well.
Very well said Cool AC. I hope nobody gets that mad after some of the stuff that I read on that blog yesterday!
if it was for fun.. then my bad.. it just seemed as though you really caught feelings over "the king & i"
and you don't have to mention names for the blogger-chat-room buddies to know who you're referring to
..Ttd this post doesn't seem like Ddot got sensitive. It looks like they are just joking with each other...
See GP gets it.
lol, and i would never wear women's close...
Ok well I'm done "defending" myself. I am the King and everybody knows that. This is what I do. If someone can't take a joke then that's on them. I thought Rell and I handled her post quite graciuosly. I even told her it was creative. Which it was. But whose fresher than the King? Riddle me that?!
funny how Rell just felt the need to defend himself! lol! j/k...much love, Rell.
Funny stuff, D. Sometimes I really just can't believe the stuff you write. Put your testicles on somebody's head?...only you, D....only you. lol
clothes not close
lmao @ GP
hmmmm dunno King this seems a lil different, but in it all I can dig it, cuz we know who wears the crown and the tiara in our relationship and this kween has a crown
:-D
No Rell. I don't think you would. We know who wears the panties around this joint *inside joke*..lol. Jacque's panties to be exact..rofl.
the comments are so out of order...i was laughing at Brandy's panties comment!
i'm guess Jay Z is fresher than the King...
plus y'all know that king wants me...lol...at least he wants me to touch his package...lol (Kingy Awards flashback)
I'm glad you can dig it Kween. That's the spirit! And it only seems different because you are on the other end of it. At least I like you because it could've been worse.
and bow wow.. lol.. "you aint fresh as he is!"
Bow wow is fresher than me? Nah. I saw him once and I almost tripped over him.
LOL @ "The smut out thing I don't get. I hope that wasn't in reference to my complexion..."
GP ain't nobody wearing nobody elses panties!!!! LOL!!
Actually Kween that was the only thing that I said that I was completely serious about. I can take a joke but jokes like that are ignorant and I won't condone them.
what's wrong w/ our complexion? do you think that you are dark?
Ahhh the newbies. See this is why you guys should've been hooked on me months ago. The light/dark thing is always an issue around here but one of my favorite posts breaks down the whole issue. I am dark. Very dark and I love it. But it irritates me to no end to hear other black people make jokes about a person's complexion whether they are light or dark. it equates to self hate. But don't get me started on that subject.
the smut comment had nothing to do with complexion at all...thats why i said lol at King's comment >>>"The smut out thing I don't get. I hope that wasn't in reference to my complexion..."
so you can get off of your soap box now King
Well if it didn't have anything to do with that then cool.
I never get off my soapbox. I like it here.
and fyi.. you're not that damn dark!
lol yeah king u r not...lol
I'm not that dark?! Wow if I hadn't met you two people on the internet I would still be thinking I was dark. Thanks for letting me know ladies!!!
Ok that was obviously a smart alick comment and it wasn't necessary but when you're dealing with a guy like me you have to expect it. Anyway yes ladies I am dark. I'm black. Blue black and I wouldn't have it any other way.
LOL!
I won't pacify you by declaring my profound appreciation for chocolate brothas...well, maybe I will!
Idris Elba
Djimon Hounsou
Morris Chestnut
Terrell Carter
Ddot THE KING
:D
and you shouldn't be so self-conscious if you were.. my husband KNOWS his darkness is sexy.. he's handsome regardless of complexion & that should be all that matters
Oh my goodness. Look at what you typed again. Go on look at it.
First of all I am the sexiest man every to walk the Earth! I'm not the one with the issue. I love my dark skin! But when I hear a dark person joke a light person it's just as irritating. You know white people look at us like we're crazy when they hear that don't you? It's just silly either way. Must I blog about it again?!
Damn, gone for a day, what did I miss? :(
Did you look at what you typed? "He is sexy regardless of his complexion."
What's the difference in saying "He's sexy regardless of the fact he is missing his teeth." It's not a handicap to be dark skinned. It's not something I or your husband had to overcome to be sexy!
Now don't get me wrong I know what you meant but sometimes we have to be very careful of the things we say and how we say them. I am a strong advocate of thinking before you speak.
Sup Missy!
Ok first you need to go down to the infamous "shoe" post and then read all the comments. They will direct you to another blog and then you have to find the post that has "King" in the title. Read that and then come back and read this post again. Make sense? :)
i think you have blogged enough for today...that him guy is chocolate...oooh Terrell Carter yum...morris chestnut (i won't go there cuz him looks like him) anyways...i don't discriminate...fine is fine
Yes! I got Jackie all riled up too?! This really is a good day! I never used the handicapped. I love the slow people.
As for ignorant comments go if I find them to be ignorant whether directed towards me or other I will say something.
no, i don't need to be careful.. i meant that some people feel as though b/c they are dark skinned (or light skinned) or short or tall.. they're not sexy.. what I'm saying that whether he was as light as kween or still as dark as he is.. he's sexy.. mind, body, & soul
Ok TTD that's cool.
Now I'm done with that subject too.
Who's next?
Where's Rell? We were getting into the religious thing. Might as well piss off some more people. Let's Go!
lol @ King liking to piss on...i mean piss off people
Wassup everyone!
Long, long, long comments.
ddot: you got 200 different responses from a shoe post. And, the last time I checked, all save you were women! I am in constant awe.
Hey Leesa! Thank you very much maam!
LaaLaa you've been lurking all day. Thanks for finally commenting.
Is blogger tripping for anybody else? I can't open my google email either.
For your information King, I have actually been doing something else...my taxes. I's got's to get's my paper!
slighty trippin'...
gmail is working fine though
Ok Drea my gmail just started working again.
Laa when you get that fat check L'm expecting a gift!!
Drea yes girl, i was mad when i couldn't check my gmail...lol
Ok, yeah right.
we left that up to you LC
Leesa,
I'm a man.
rofl. Ya'll silly.
i do have a man.. a good one! and i'll leave it at that...
hmmmmmmmm LC you are so the Beyonce`
is this a fight?
not at all...
ur the 1 that got defensive.. so what? b/c i have a man i can't comment? best believes that im going to speak on whateva i please..
but again.. no this isn't a fight.. just women speaking as freely as they can & want..
ok...
he's not king.. he's jay-z!
LC actually no one JUMPED on you and in here we comment of posts AND comments...every comment the is said can be commented on...and i was just merely stating that you are definitely the Beyonce` type for King...
stupid blogger! posting out of order!
d, i think you will have to do a new post tomorrow b/c this one has stirred up a whole bunch of unnecessary drama! i really hope tomorrow is a better day...
LMAO...who caught feelings again...
cam'ron is a friggin idiot.
Well I'm glad I missed all that yesterday. Yall need to chill. I think you people do that type stuff just to make me post something new. Stop it.
good morning all..
Good morning Tif.
why was ur girl tripping like that yesterday?
I just read it this morning but it looks like everybody got a little extra sensitive for some reason. Must've just been a long day.
well.. i misunderstood your blog.. i thought you caught feelings but i apologized for it.. i was just joking w/ her & she took it waaay to personally so i just ran w/ it..
that's why i suggested you posting a new blog.. this comment section has negative feelings associated w/ it.. and i don't need that at work.. this is supposed to help my day go by fast, not add frustration to it!
Honestly it looks like she started out joking as well. But who knows. It looks like a miscommunication and then it got out of hand. She's cool people.
lol...Kween just getting to work...and I may leave early...what's up peoples???
What kind of hours are you working?!
lol King I don't even know...they ain't even cp hours...lol I am just on my own time right now...
i miss being on my own time.. my next job, i have to make sure i have those type of priveleges again!
Well I hope you are at least productive the hours that you are there. Get busy!
King you are not the boss of me!!!
I'm THE KING which makes me everyone's boss. Even yall folks over at the SSA. GET BUSY!!!
d, did you boycott jamie foxx last night like you said you would?
Yeah I did. Was it any good?
it was decent.. i thought it was going to be longer.. but it made me wanna buy his cd!
That's cool. I'm pretty sure I was asleep by the time it came on.
8PM????
why were you boycotting Jamie Foxx
8? Oh I was still awake. I'm not sure what I was watching though because I somehow missed American Idol.
I was boycotting Jamie basically because of what I like to call "The King's Perogative". No the mass emails about "the man" trying to hold him down by not promoting his show was irritating and was ultimately promoting the show. So I decided not to be duped by Jamie and "the man"!
i planned on watching it prior to the emails..
it was pretty much dedicated to his grandmother. He had MJB, Common, Snoop, Game, and Stevie W on there.. it was ok but you didn't miss much!
I didn't think so and that might have been why NBC didn't promote it that much. I didn't know his grandmother anyway!
i was watching us get destroyed by Boston College -- that's all right 2005 NCAA Champs!
UNC Class of 04! :-)
D i posted pics of the XXI's on the blog, I think they're gonna be very good to ball in.
Saturday Feb. 18th Rell! I'll be at footlocker to get mine. The again maybe I should hold a contest on my blog and the winner gets to buy me a pair. Sounds like a great idea to me!
and you'll NEVER get your tennis!! lol
I'm gonna bring back one of the topics of this post real quick...I heard on the radio that CAM said he would rather go to jail than to cooperate with the DC police in his shooting. How dumb is that?
that's pretty ignorant...
"I'm THE KING which makes me everyone's boss."
That's cool...cuz I need a raise!
Morning.
jackie.. that's b/c he shot himself! he could go to jail for a false report.. going to jail for not snitchin is better than for a false report!
LOL! TTD, I'm not Jackie!
He is just dumb. He is really trying to draw attention to himself. Is he about to release an album? I hate that all these rappers think they are soooo hard. Look at Cassidy. He could have been out enjoying his millions and making videos, but instead he had to prove he was hard and he is not. Well...I am sure he is fighting every night to keep his manhood.
my bad cool.. working & commenting @ the same time..
whew...I am almost done with my work for the day and approaching boredom...i need something to do...hmmmm
Wazup yall. I just got out of a meaningless meeting. I am pretty sure I dozed off 2 or 3 times. So yall wake me up!
Sup J. Yeah the little internet fight was entertaining.
it wasn't a fight! people are just crazy :o)
I disagree. it was definitely a fight. LMAO!
keep laughin.. that's why no one's buying your jordan's for ya!
Never underestimate the power of THE KING!
seriously, am i the only one who's site blogger is freakin trippin on!!
praise jesus, it's back!
does my addiction show much???
lol @ jacquelyn
Good afternoon! It took all day for me to be able to comment.
Still no new post...
King has no powers buy your own jordan's...
Whatever there is always somebody willing to cater to me.
i feel you King...
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