Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Dear Larry and Sergey(Google founders)...


Hey guys. I heard about your tremendous growth. Congrats. So anyway let me get something straight I do not sell crack from my blog!!! I cannot emphasize that enough. I have one of those site meters that shows me whose on my page and what not and somebody from Google's headquarters in Mountain View California has been on my page all afternoon. At first I thought they might have recognized my greatness and were about to put me on the "Blogs of Note" list. However I then realized that today's post has pictures of crack and my last real post had something to do with Marion Barry and well that just doesn't look good when you're suspected of being a crack dealer. So to reiterate, I am not a crack dealer nor have I ever ...well...let's just say I am not a crack dealer!!!

Now if you guys are about to put me in your Blogs of Note section then just totally disregard this post and thank you for finally recognizing my greatness.

Yours Truly,
D.

43 comments:

Drea Inspired said...

Hee-damn-larious!

TTD said...

did someone get a little scurred? ;oP

Ddot the King said...

I'm glad you guys see the humor in this. But when I'm locked up and you guys have to spend your weekends traveling to bring me t-shirts and socks then you'll feel bad!

Drea Inspired said...

traveling? isn't that what mail is for?

Drea Inspired said...

i hear that ttd!

TTD said...

my days of visiting jail-birds are over! we can be pen pals though.. lol

Drama Kween said...

*singing* i'm locked up, they won't let me out

Ddot the King said...

pen pals?! Whatever! i'm pulling a Nino Brown if they get me! TTD, Kween, Jackie, Cool AC, GeorgiaPeach, all of them your honor. They are the real dealers!!!

Drama Kween said...

alright Lil Kim

Drama Kween said...

we're hacing a young adult rap session at my church rom 6:30-9:30...then nothing after that...

Drama Kween said...

wow...that comment is out of place...lol...hacing=having...TTD y'all should come free food and fellowship...

nikki said...

i don't mind sending stuff to you while you're in jail. i've got experience with that. alot of my fam have been sent away at one time or another.

MZPEACH said...

i got Purp By The pound goose By The fifth reup on The first and again on The
fifth YEAHHHHHHHHH TRAP or DIE

TTD said...

whatever...

hey kween, what's your plans for fri?

Ddot the King said...

Kween- A young adult rap session???


Nikki- That's what i'm talking about! A real ride or die chick!!

GP- See there you go Google people GP got that fiyah!!! Go after her!!

Drama Kween said...

yeah, where we chat about issues that matters to a young adult's life and how to become a more productive Christian in the 18-30 age range...

Drama Kween said...

ttyl i am out...

Lāā said...

LMAO - You are so funny ddot!

I thought it was a theme going on too. I cringed when I saw the crack pipe at first.

I'm glad you didn't say anything about me, cause I still got warrants...LOL

TTD said...

blogger is stupid! GP & Nikki's comments just showed up for me..

Anyways.. goodnite all.. talk with ya'll tomorrow

Cool AC said...

How did I get put in on this selling crack thing? Damn! Brotha's always tryna hold a sistah down.

**shaking head at D**

MZPEACH said...

Gp definitely has that fiyah!!! Never forget!

chele said...

Oh my God! That was crazy! Crack dealer? I thought you were a pimp!

Drama Kween said...

Good Morning Folks, how are y'all?

Carmell said...

damn i missed this yesterday.
but anyway as usual yous a fool!

Ddot the King said...

Hi Kween!

Jackie- We break up to make up!


Kool- I'll take that as a compliment. :)

Drama Kween said...

Hey Jackie you know King should just step up and buy us all V-Day gifts and send them to us... ;-)

TTD said...

good luck on that one kween! remember, his idea of romantic is checkers & a movie (and the movie's pushing it!)

sands of time said...

I always wondered what that was on my site meter.

Drama Kween said...

yeah TTD and JACKIE you're right King will leave a chick upset from waiting on and hoping in him thinking he will come thru... he'll be a week late sending us a small bag of M&M's

TTD said...

yeah.. he's sensitive like that ;oP

Drama Kween said...

yeah he will, but he'll get over it...and if he has a problem we'll move the party over to your blog JACKIE...lol

Drama Kween said...

He is probably lurking right now to see how far we'll go in talking about him...

Ddot the King said...

Very cute ladies! I am not sensitive!! But you all did get one thing right. I'm not buying anybody anything for V-Day!!!


Ok I gotta get back to writing my masterpiece!

Drama Kween said...

punk...

Ddot the King said...

Such hostility.....LOL!!!

Drama Kween said...

go do your masterpiece and it better be good KING

Drea Inspired said...

greetings.

TTD said...

hola chica!

Ddot the King said...

Hey Drea!

Drea Inspired said...

Okies...off to lunch now...hmmmm rabbit food! :D

*smooches*

TTD said...

that was a quick appearance

Ddot the King said...

Ok if anybody is still reading the comments in this section you need to refresh because there is a new post. You're welcome.

mrs.tj said...

This is a HOT site! I will make sure to come back!
Holla!