Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the 1st annual Kingy Award Nomination Ceremony. During today's ceremony the nominations that were supplied by you, the reader, will be announced. You can then email the King with your picks for each category. Any votes left in the comment section of this blog will be ignored.
I have invited some of the biggest names in the blog world here today to help me announce the nominations. First up are GeorgiaPeach and Rell.
(APPLAUSE)
GP: Good morning Rell.
Rell: You're looking beautiful this morning Peach.
GP: Thanks Rell. Don't you know that Nazi Ddot tried to make me change!
Rell: Yeah he wouldn't let me wear my Cowboy shirt.
GP: Well I understand he doesn't like the Cowboys but what does he have against my breasts?!
Ddot: Excuse me you two. I know you both love me but can we get on to the nominations?
GP: Ok we're here to announce the nominations for best writing in a blog.
Rell: And then nominees are:
Indigo Trails of My Thoughts-Nikki
Leesa's Stories-Leesa
Random Acts of Discombobulation-Grant
Damn Jezebel-Mia
Three Score and Ten or More-Richard Johnson
Our next presenters are also well known around My Kingdom. Give a warm round of applause for Jacquelyn and Grant.
(APPLAUSE)
Jacquelyn: Why doesn't Rell have on a shirt?
Grant: Beats me. Hey do I have anything on my teeth?
Jacquelyn: Uh yeah.... ewww they're red!
Grant: Chicken blood does that everytime! Oh well.
Jacquelyn: Ddot!!!! You gave GP a hard time about her outfit but this guy is drinking chicken blood and is holding two grenades! Does that make sense to you?
Ddot: Does it make sense to argue with someone holding two grenades and drinks chicken blood?
Jacquelyn: Good point. Announce the nominees Grant.
Grant: The nominees for Favorite Entertainment Blog are:
Keep it Funky
Sarcasmo's Corner
Crunk & Disorderly
Pink is the New Blog
Ladies and gentleman welcome two of my favorites, Arson and Joy.
Arson: Ummmm
Joy: uhhhhh
Ddot: So is this why neither of you ever update your blogs? Oh brother. Anyway the nominees for best humor blog are :
Dave Barry
Peace on That
Crunk & Disorderly
My Kingdom
And the nominess for the Blogger you most want to hump(female) are:
Leesa
Georgia peach
Spinee
Mia
Nikki
And Blogger you most want to hump(male) are:
Rell
Grant
Arson
Ddot the King
Favorite Template Nominees are :
Arson
Circe
Mwabi
MizPowderPink
The nominees for the coveted Worst Blogger are:
Rell
Georgia Peach
Danielle
I Hate the King
Arson
Ddot the King
And the Nominees for Blogger of the Year are:
Georgia Peach
Weary Hag
Brownsoul
Rell
Bloggin Hotties
My Kingdom
So there you have the nominees. Now it's up to you to vote for who you think should win. Every vote counts and don't complain if you don't vote. Send all votes to ddot23@gmail.com. You're welcome.
176 comments:
HELL YEAH BABY!! Worst blogger representing!! I love it DDOT. I love it! Oh it's own and popping. I am about to blow this Kingy's awards up!
LMAO! I'm glad you approve GP...
Lol @ worst blogger -- HATERS! :-)
i have low self-esteem i'mma go jump in front of a bus now... lol
You'll be aight. You got nominated for a few others too!
Love the nomination ceremony...lmao!
Rell, don't go Kanye on us!
Glad you enjoyed it J. You know the dialogue is my favorite stuff to do.
i was laughing pretty hard... lol
well, I guess I have a few new blogs to visit
lets see I'm highly humpable but taken so I can't be too mad. nice to know I'm not hated in blogland
good dialogue especially the Arson part LOL
Well others consider yours to be an entertainment blog as you were nominated in that category more than once.
And don't mock me! I am not to be mocked! I will delete this blog right now!!!! Jerk.
You'll have to be more specific as so many people consider themselves my #1 fan, including yourself! HA!
Jackie you are totally THE entertainment blog. I'm entertained everyday with those pictures! LOL!
and what no "NEW BLOGGER ON THE BLOCK" award...lol...I know I'm late, a sister took a sick day and been in bed all morning and afternoon...but ask for the Kween and she will appear... :-D
Kween are you claiming to be my #1 fan? I hope you feel better!
No tears Jackie. Your blogroll order is of no concern to me as long as we both know the deal!!!
Maybe ;-)...sike...anyways thanx, I should be back on my feet by the weekend...
Good. I work for a pharmaceutical company so if you need some pills just holla!!!
i was wondering where you were kween? i dont know why i be bored at work all day.. all i have to do is stay on the comment section of rell or d's blog.. it's like a chat room.. i love it!
AMOXICILLION please :-D...lol...going back to lay down for a minute HOLLA!
hey TTD, nice pic..girl it sure is like a chat room, but that's how King's Kingdom goes I hear/read...
Yep anybody who has a job that doesn't require actual work usually lands here or on one of my affiliates and we just chat about nonsense all day. it is quite rewarding. Welcome to the jungle TTD!!
Ddot has the party blog TTD. You ain't know..lol.
Georgiapeach for Worst Blogger!!!
Jacque your entertainment and more!
thanks for the warm welcome.. i'll be sure to visit everyday :o)
And even the newbies have to vote for the Kingy Awards so get to surfing and cast your votes!!!!
yes.. your majesty...
Yeah TTD and Kween, visit my site and vote me as Worst Blogger of the year and if you think I am sexy and you want my body, let me know by voting me as the blogger you would most like to hump..lol.
Darn it! It's: If you want
my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar let me know!
I see TTD catches on quickly. I like her already!!!
GP why do I think I'm going to have an inbox full of your family and friends voting for you when I log on tomorrow?!!!
TTD, that's good stuff -- DDOT it'd be funny if some of the old crew got jealous of the new crew, in the chase to find 2 heterosexual bloggers.
LOL...
Where the heck is Mwabi?
Rell if you don't take the back burner, I will come over there! I don't need all the ladies knowing how deliciously sexy you are and that they need to be all up on your tip..lol.
Man, I leave to do laundry and take a shower and I miss all the good stuff!
It was BloodRayne and it was the worst movie I've have ever seen in my life and I've seen some bad ones. It was so bad that I didnt ask for my money back. Anybody who'd make a movie that bad needs the money!
Goddess what about the five. Can I get your vote for the five?
Ahhhhhhh... my very first nomination!!!! And to think my play cousin told me I wouldn't amount to shit.
Funk you, Mookie. Look at me now, biyatch!!!
I'm emailing my votes as I write.
UUUUM JESSAISMS HELLLOOOOO!
if blog of the year can produce bloggin hottie of the year i think that deserves at least an honroable mention
damn jessamyn! you are hot!
why is everyone lobbying for the worst blog position anyway?
Yeah Jess is that fine ass girl from Nov. She is hottttt.
I read your site Jess. You are cool ass hell too.
Thanks for looking out Goddess..lol.
Ohhh, Ladycav is in the house! Cool. Well, I got a question. Does Ddot know women like he claim he does?
Whatever. Please don't start Toya.
What girl. He is quite popular in blogland too..lol.
I have another question. How long did you two go together?
We never went together!!!
Just chill Ddot..relax. We're talking right now..lol.
wwwwooooowwwww, I missed a lot yesterday...well Kween is back feeling 75%, prolly would've been 89% by now if I didn't go out at shake my groove thing, but I had to celebrate my wonder's bday at the 5 Seasons...anyways GP ummm wow (I don't think I'll be voting on that category) and KING I am still waiting for the Best New Blogger on the Block Award Nominees
I'm not upset. Me and Toya are cool as long as she doesn't start talking that nonsense.
Glad to see you're feeling better Kween!
Last question Cav (gotta take advantage of you while your present..lol), is Ddot sensitive? Because the other day he got real upset with me. And I was just wondering if that something he does often? Oh and does he have one of those squeaky male voices? Oh and is he short. Like 5'4 or something..lol.
Oh Kween, you don't have to vote on that category. I got it on lock.
I know that's right GP
CAV does ddot mount up to the title King?
I have to cut back on the chicken blood. I think I have the Asian bird fru. :p
Ok that's enough. Get lost all of you.
rofl! I love it!
hello bloggers!
grant..where does that comment come from?
And D, if you post a new blog, on a new subject, the flow of the convo in the blogger-chatroom will change (maybe) ;o)
ooooohhh CAV how did y'all meet????
Good point TTD. But then i'd have to come up with some crap to write about. Maybe I'll just start deleting any increminating comments. It is good to be THE KING!
im sure you'll think of something, you do every other day..
umm KING can CAV release the story of how y'all meet????
Hell to the yes, Big D. A true pimp doesn't leave anything in writing. That's real talk..lol. Serously.
That's right GP!!! But don't think I forgot that you started all of this!!!
Umm to be honest and this might sound bad but I don't exactly remember how we met. I don't remember it being an eventful thing though. Sure she can tell it and if I don't like it then i'll delete it.
LMAO!! Nah don't tell that one. That probably would make a good blog though!
Anyway so what else is going on people?
lol...i see the King remembered quickly...lol...well yesterday/last night we celebrated my wonder twin's bday...y'all should come to Warm Wednesday's at the 5 Seasons if can make it and if you like poetry...
You are such a lame!!! That is some bulls&*t. Cav, you should have hit with the full story. Ddot, ain't going to tell us that one..lol. Man. I thought I was going to hear some funny juicy shit. Man, you can give man any control. You never get the response you want.
I have heard of that Kween. I like poetry too. Maybe I'll show up one wednesday.
its in baltimore King...
CHICAGO...lol
Toya you are trying to get booted.
I'm here Rell - watching from the sidelines - it is very SCARY!
yeah it's scary but funny...
What's up Mwabi!! How are you today?
Bye Toya!
I am well - you have developed quite the following - I may have to pull back *violins playing*
just not the same anymore
Mwabi you are so silly..lol.
Chicago. Damn I love that name. I can't even flex. But I am loving your presence Cav. Thanks so much. He can't say nothing cause he done fronted some of his ex's too. You know? But it nice to meet you and you are welcomed all the time. And yes, I do act like this is my blog..rofl.
Why is this scary?.................
Boo!
Don't play Mwabi! You better not pull back!!!
Goddess yep they spoiled your plan!! lol!
i can't say nothing about anybody's squeaky voice the way mine is squeaking right now due to my cold, thanx again King for passing this mess on...lol...you wait...when I get to like 95% i am coming to get you :-D
Catch me if you can Kween!!!
Nothing has changed over here! What's up with that?
lol...you'll be coming to me, so no catching involved ;-)
rofl. You are so silly off in here. Gosh you all got me over here laughing so hard..lol. I am probably looking sneaky ass hell right now. Stupid co-workers. They are so jealous that I am only the receptionist and they have real work to do...damn landscape architects!
Wow. Kween you still have so much to learn....:)
Let'em hate GP! Just because you're at work doesn't mean you have a job to do!!! Blog away! LOL!
100 - there you did it!
now can we have the old D back?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
The one day I actually had something to do...
I'm always late!!!!!
Anyway, what it do people.
Hey Brownsoul!
Completely random:
Man, this dude pissed me off yesterday. He need to give me some money. They always get lost when they're supposed to give you something. But it was only a test. If he does not produce, he will be sent to the recycling bin, where items eventually get discarded.
The old D? What's up Mwabi? Talk to me.
What up Drea! You haven't really missed anything!
Don't down play it...I missed cracking up when everyone else was cracking up. Now, I'm that person in the movie theatre who starts laughing as soon as everyone else has gotten quiet! LOL!
Yeah GP, nig...I mean men tend to disappear when they're supposed to give you something.
There will be no men bashing here!!!
just stating truth...apparently we (using "we" loosely) love yall anyway.
lol! I got a gift for you Ddot. Check it out pimping.
This right here is a classic case of when new people enter your crew without your knowledge.
I mean damn I had to win a damn poll and give a kick ass (yes I said kick ass) acceptance speech and felt special but NAH anybody can come into the kingdom with loving arms awaiting
hmph!
lol @ mwabi
mwabi.. why you hating on the newbies? what we do to you?
Love the gift GP! I do get around!
Mwabi you are special! Just because a few new people are commenting doesn't mean they have reached DYNASTY status! But we have to give them a chance to prove themselves.
This is grade school all over again when i got dropped when that new girl came to our school!
And the winner, forgot nominee for the blogger that is in too deep goes to Mwabi.
LOL!
I keed I keed!! Don't send the prozac, well not just yet anyway
LOL!
I'm not hating on you newbies, I'm just saying....things have changed around HUH!
TTD representing!
Ok so we got Rookies vs. Veterans just like on The Real World/Road Rules Challenge. Now how can I exploit this to my advantage....
I..I...I don't know what to say..Mwabi..
I got to give you an internet hug too..lol.
you cant exploit to ur advantage.. cause there isnt an old vs. new thing.. mwabi will get to like me & my homie kween
Mwabi's my shero...LOL! You're crackin' me up, mama!
Awww, do I forsee an internet group hug?!
lol
rookies vs veterans - LOL only Jackie.
Poor Adam and Alton's body.....*a moment of silence* for that gorgeous specimen of chocolate thunder
Mwabi Mwabi *invisible person shaking me*
ok I'm back!
wow i came back to something interesting...first thing first KING what in the world do I have to learn...hey veterans I love y'all woo woo woo, woo woo woo
LMAO!!! Ok I'm sure that TTD is right in that everyone will like each other eventually.
Thanks to this "random mess" I think I will post something just to get everybody back on track. But not today...maybe tomorrow...:)
Yes Mwabi. A definite pause for the cause on Alton...sexual chocolate. So naive. I would control his entire body and mind. What a lovely vision I must say.
Toya - his complexion maybe but his body? I refuse to believe you. Alton is one of a kind!
That was interesting. I should hope it never happens to me.
Not funny Jackie. And no Toya my body doesn't look like that anymore so we can end that discussion immediately.
one too many burgers and beers D?
happens to the best of them - look at Young MC!
I 2nd jackie on the sweaters
I never thought I'd be saying these words but I'm no Young MC!!! LOL! Mwabi I pray that i never get that bad off!!!
too funny
LMBAO!
Lord Jesus I need your guidance. I have not done one work related thing today and I have so much to do. Please keep me away from this page so I don't get fired and my babies can eat. Amen
I'm in the same boat Mwabi! Sooner or later somebody is going to ask me for something or about something and it's going to be curtains for me! LOL!!!
No Young MC?? We will pray that you do not end up that way...we would not want to see you on Royalty Fit Club trying real hard to run a quarter of a mile uphill.
Yes, I am not THAT busy today either. And tomorrow it will be even worse!
i am just looking forward to my 3 day weekend...
rofl @ Cool.
everyday is slow for me.. which is why i joined the blog-world..
ditto TTD...
I know so many people who are like that TTD. Most of them work for the gov't! I mean aren't a lot of companies losing money?! I swear I want to put down blogging as my occupation half the time. Seriously. They pay me to entertain you people!
ok King/Chicago/Young MC get off of yourself for a second...lol (i dunno what to call you...)
let me just co-sign everyone else on Alton...I would let 'im check on it. but i'm with J, no talking
noooooooooo Brownsoul say it ain't so
I'm so sad because my job will require me to be out of the office and I won't have time to hang out with you guys...:(
BROWNSOUL ok that was weird, i posted that nooo say it ain't so comment after your I'm so sad comment...whoa
lol@ kween...
what can I say? i have a weakness for chocolate...
usually I can do an 8 hour day in all of 3hrs (to do list) but I am behind from when I was out for a week. Gotta catch up!
Drea - gurl that Alton's body is something to behold and his member...well Arulan left her boyfriend for it so ya know.
Girl, I am with J too. That is why I called him naive..lol. But if he turn out to be a real man...shit I'll get real Susie Q for him..lol.
Thanks Mwabi. Now you have me over thinking about Atlton's penis..lol. Girl, purple is my favorite color too.
Now that was just nasty..lol.
alright newbies/rookies I paid you a visit. Welcome. *hmph*
lol @ hmph.
The funniest thing is that Mwabi you have the sweetest voice. It so it is even funnier when you make those comments.
yeah i saw mwabi.. i told you.. we'll all get along :o)
alter ego trying to do the D-dot/Arson thing
Mwabi/Janelle LOL!!!
nasty heffas! purple....just nasty!
Mwabi! You are silly! Where is Arson anyway? You notice he hasn't been around since DDOT decided he didn't wanna blog anymore. Too much to keep up with 2 personalities on the blog you don't even want??
MWABI yeah thanks for the love...now a newbie must ask cuz y'all drawing some good pics of this dude Alton, is he really like that and ummm who is he???...
I leave to go get something to eat and come back to this vulgar mess?! Purple and grape?! Disgusting. Please do not start the Ddot is really Arson thing.
Drea I'm going to have to call your boss and get you a 2 hour lunch or something so you can drop in and chill!!!
But sometimes it can be more of a purplish red hue. You know. There all good. Grape tootsie roll lollipop flavor..lol.
did GP just use the word "hue?"
Man, i've missed so much it's up to 165 comments, last tim e I saw it, it was at like 90.
If you ladies are going to continue to make vague refrences to oral sex then....
wait a minute.
Please continue. What were you saying? Something about grape? LOL!
Rell I'm smiling over here, yes GP used hue *such a proud moment* but hurt her chances at winning worst blogger cause now she can write LOL
And Kween - just when I thought I was warming up to you, you ask this madness! Who is Alton? I can't do it.
I'll let another member of the dynasty, kingdom, commission school you!
rell.. i asked u a question on ur blog.. my homegirl and i want to party tomorrow in charlotte. know of any nice spots? someone told her Club Savoy on Brookshire Blvd.. ever heard of it?
my blonde moment OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH that Alton...my bad MWABI thanx Jackie...
Party for me TTD...though I have a Christmas party to go to on Saturday...sooo hmmm I'm gonna get my party on fa'sho...
u know how i does it kween ;oD
and mwabi.. i know we just became cool & all, but alton has nothing on my husband.. AI.. now he's gorgeous!
and just in case you can't tell what those initial are.. im referring to allen iverson...
Did you say Allen Iverson? Uh oh now here comes GP....
yea i'm not a big party person TTd, but i talked to one of my friends in Charlotte and she said Savoy is as good as it gets. Said a lot of the Panther and Bobcats hang out there -- if you're into that sort of thing, lol.
girl please, we know AI
and Kween blonde moments are NOT allowed.
Y'all must keep up!
jackie - rookies vs veterans
mwabi - Real World Road Rules Guantlet
GP, Drea, AC - Alton, Alton, Alton.
You MUST do better. Keep up.
I've heard all i want to ever hear in my life about another man's penis...
ok, I feel the A.I. but if you've seen my blog I am on Terrell Carter real hard...he's yummie, I can make a whole meal out of him...if you've seen Madea's Class Reunion or Meet the Browns or Why Good Girls Like Bad Boys, you've seen him, brother man can sing and he's hot, and a chocolate dream...mmmmm
im not pressed for celebs.. im happily married.. just like to drink and dance the night away. thanks for looking out for me though...
i so feel like i am pledging Yes Big Sis MWABI Almighteeeeeee
yes.. i've clicked on the link.. and was like "damn! who's that?" yes.. he is yummie..
TTD girl when I went to the WGGLBB play i was done...he made my seat slippery ;-)
believe it!
now where my sammich at Kween?
the hell? you just switching round pictures?
ok bye bye I'm going now.
dont be switching pics up on us like that!
right here, oh Big Sis MWABI Almighteee w/o, pickles right? lol
Sorry, D. 2 hours is not enough time to waste over here. I meant that in the most loving way.
LMAO @ Jackie, GP, and Mwabi!
I had to show a truer pic of my blondeness...lol
haha...
I like this pledge business. When is the probate show?
"Greetings Big Sister Georgia Peach the Underground Queeeeeeeen..." so on and so forth...that would be fun!
Gp back in the motherfucking house with a big fat %^&& for Rell's motherfucking mouth. Keep on talking...
I see you too Mwabi with your proud moment..lol.
Did someone just mention my homieloverfriend A.I?
Oh, purple doesn't always mean darkskin my brother. Shoot..lol.
Oh the beautiful purple undertones...now that's darkskin. And I ain't talking about DDot. But darkskin tastes better. You know right on the shoulder. Delicious.
Hello Big Sister Drea the Queen of Brownsoul.
Rell, can't talk right now. He's occupied.
stop talking about how good chocolate tastes...yall know I'm on a diet;-P
I see what you mean Jacque.
he was doing good until he smiled with those fronts..
Good day everyone. I will let you know when Rell's available.
Bye.
yeah the fronts killed it for me too...yuk
im not the biggest fan of fronts, but there are some that look nice and make a brotha look nice, but they weren't it!
i hate when females get fronts, this youngin' at my church got some..1st of all i wanted to slap her momma for gettin' them for her, 2ndly i wanted to slap her for thinking it was cute...noooo
I don't think fronts look good ever! Not the cheap ones or the ones Nelly and them pay for. It's just kind of odd to put that type money in your mouth. But that's just me.
Dang I hit 200!!!
haha.. im listening to "grillz" right now! but they make your breath stink & your teeth rotten.. i'll pass on dating someone with them.. and I damn sure wouldnt put any in MY mouth
Aiight yall I'm out. Dream of me....
I know you're married TTD but when ytou start talking in your sleep he'll just think you're calling him a King. See I have it all worked out!!! CYA! :)
not cool D. not cool at all...
poor thing...i wonder what he'll dream about???
thanks for the nominations, king! i voted without even thanking you first. LOL
gp, you're also gonna win for poster who everyone wants to hump.
dayum 209 comments...
who in da hell left the gate open...Good Morning y'all...your Majesty has arrived...
I cannot believe that there are 212 posts - isn't that the boiling point of water in F? Guess ddot is boiling now. Just hope his goose does not get cooked!
they all look likes winners to me!
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