Hey, it's me! Remember, the guy that used to post something everyday! Yeah I've been chilling! So what! Ok well I'm back and to all My Loyal Subjects HAPPY FRIDAY! I hope everybody has a great weekend! Ok so now it's that special time of the week when you are privy to the nonsense that pops into my head from time to time known to MLS as Random Thoughts. So without further ado...
I do not care about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. At all. I can not emphasize this enough.
The NBA is getting started up and Phil Jackson says that with a little coaching Kobe could be better than Michael Jordan. I will now go chew glass.
More on David from "Real World: New Orleans". The dude is just weird(second entry down). I'm not even kidding. I think he needs his own show.
Why are there so many award shows? There used to be like 3 and they were big events but now there's one every other day. "Are We There Yet" has been nominated for Oustanding Motion Picture for the 2005 Black Movie Awards. Seriously, I think the whole show is an elaborate prank by Ashton Kutcher.
After looking at Jermaine Jackson for about 2 seconds don't you start to understand why Michael chopped his face up?!Is it worse that Usher wants to be Michael Jackson so bad or that Mario wants to be Usher?
Countess Vaughn and Tempestt Bledsoe are both on the new Celeberity Fit Club! Thank you VH1....thank you from the bottom of my heart.
How amazing is it that we always get terror alerts when Bush's approval rating is in the toilet? We're not falling for the banana in the tailpipe Dubya!!!
If you don't know where "we're not falling for the banana in the tailpipe" came from please leave my page.
50 Cent looks like a gorilla to me. There I said it.
I am blogging royalty.
I know he's locked up but if they let the unabomber out for a half hour in a post office and gave him Tya Banks' address I think we should all just look the other way.
For all of you who ran out and got the new Lil Kim album because the source gave it 5 mics...jokes on you. She SHOULD be locked up for making that garbage.
Why are they putting out Halloween candy and costumes already? Calm down. Geez.
I think all My Loyal Subjects should chip in and buy me a PS3 or an Xbox360. Either one is fine by me I'm not choosy. Thanks in advance.
I've been watching Keiysha Cole on 106 and Park and she always looks confused. Not only that but she's looks 10 times more ghetto than Mary J. Blige did back in '94. Also i think she might smell like cheese. Don't ask.
Hey Kids here's your "Gangsta" rapper THE GAME getting played by his girl on national TV. Don't believe what these rappers are talking about!!! They are all just actors!!!
Alright so there you have it. I hope I have brought a little happiness to your lives because that's what a KING should do for his Loyal Subjects. Oh and I promise I'll be back on the ball next week! So little nonsense, so much time. Wait. Reverse that....
21 comments:
Back off of Keshia Cole Playa!! Back the F&*K up...lmao. But for real I thought she was just high or tipsy. Her CD is too tight though.
Jacque, girl you just made me laugh so hard on that comment. You are a fool with it. I am cracking up!!!!! Hold up, talk about crazy looking faces, two words: Raven Symone.
Ohh, I really do need to stop purchasing bootleg cd's. My bad KeYshia.
Raven got the breast reduction so she doesn't look as bad but like many child stars I don't think she's all the good of an actress. She's just getting parts because she used to be the cute kid on the Cosby show!
Hey I don't think the link to the David story was working but it's straight now. It's a must read.
GP-stop buying bootleg cds!!! Maybe Keisha Cole could afford a new wardrobe if you had shelled out you 15 bucks!!!
EXACTLY!!! I didn't want to reference Pee Wee simply because I have a reputation but change "RJ the Harmonica Man" to "Large Marge," and you wouldn't be able to tell a difference! Hilarious!!!
...lol funny stuff. And unfortunately that David dude is from Chicago...lol
Jacque, you are on a roll. I just read it. That has to be the funniest! I busted our laughing when he said that R.G had been dead for fifteen years. Dog it, that was too funny.
that story that david told was ............... interesting.
I love this:
'After looking at Jermaine Jackson for about 2 seconds don't you start to understand why Michael chopped his face up?!' Hahaha.
And I can not believe that the Game was on Change of Heart. That is just too pathetic.
C'mon Cane that story was down right creepy, odd, and weird rolled into crazy and dipped in crap!! And in the same breath I say the guy needs...yes NEEDS to be on television!!!
MizzJJ it is pathetic that he was on the show but now he IS making a little bit of money and I'm sure she wishes that she had picked the other card now!!!
"Countess Vaughn and Tempestt Bledsoe are both on the new Celeberity Fit Club! Thank you VH1....thank you from the bottom of my heart."
WHAAAAAAT? That's my show, and this I gotta see!
I like Keshia Cole..."Guess what? Nigga, I'm leavin' you!!"...I can't even play that song loud enough. Girlfriend does look just a tad bit ghetto with that darn red and blonde weave, though.
LOL @ the game!!!!
very funny...
Brownsoul please don't get me started!! Cuz, you just got me crunk!! That Keyshia Coles is a bad cd. For real!
Ditto Katie and Tom
@GP
OKAAAAAAAY! I think I'm gonna bump that right now!
>Seriously, I think the whole show is an elaborate prank by Ashton Kutcher.
LOL! Picture we are all just being punked? Another version of the Matrix (was it created by a black women or is that an urban legend?)
I like the Celebrity fitness show but looking at Jermaine-that's funny for real.
"How amazing is it that we always get terror alerts when Bush's approval rating is in the toilet?"
I was thinking the same thing!
How is Game going to "want an R & B chick like Mya" but can't win Change of Heart? Step your game up brotha!
hey king! added you as a link..inspiring you are, and entertaining....have resisted my long ass retorts.....keep us informed.....ken of louisiana
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