What Women Want...Part 1

"Don't ever try to understan a woman son." I think those were my dad's first words to me. Not "work hard" or "your word is your bond" or any of the other things that he did get around to telling me. So why was this so high up on his list? Because as most men will tell you it is IMPOSSIBLE to understand women. But as most of you guys know I am just arrogant enough to believe that I can be the first man to accomplish this once unreachable goal.

This whole thing can be tricky. "What do women want" is actually a trick question because 99.9% of the time they are just as confused about what they want as you are. The thing about women is they can mask their confusion better than most men. Tricking us into believing that they are in complete control when in reality they are just as lost as Mary Ann and Ginger.

Women WANT to be led. They crave a leader simply because that's how they were created. The most intelligent and accomplished woman still wants a man in her life to tell her what to do and help guide her in life. We've all heard 'Why do good girls like bad guys' question. There have been songs and shows focuse solely on this question. Well the answer is most "bad boys" are perceived to leaders. They do what they want and say what they want and women can't get enough of them.

So what about gay women, you say? Good question. In most cases that I have observed there is a clear case of one of the women acting more masculine than the other. In a lot of the cases I see in and around D.C. the masculine female dresses and acts just like a dude. So in those cases the other female still gets what she wants in terms of a domineering partner. This is off subject but if you want a female that wears big clothes, a doo rag and watches sports then why not just date a guy? Is a woman's licky licky that much better than a man? Beats me but let's press on shall we?

I have a friend and for the sake of the story we will call him T. T is the nicest guy in the world, a complete gentleman. Women love to be around him because they feel they can talk to him about anything. If they need something he's there in an instant. The problem for my man T is that while he's doing all these things he's hoping that one day these girls are going to...ahem..."want him". It pains me to see him do these thing because it just ain't gonna happen. Women don't want a guy who never argues with them and can always be found. They want to worry about where he's at and if he might be with another chick. They want to be ignored on occasion. I know it sounds crazy and a lot of women might disagree but deep down they know it's true. Nice guys are boring.

So for part 1 of your lesson fellas just be a total and complete jerk sometime. If you are just naturally a nice guy this might be hard but you've got to do it for the sake of your relationship. Because she's going to end up with some dude who hasn't had a job in 2 years, lives with his mama, and who still believes he's going to the NBA, NFL, or be the next great rapper. You'll be totally confused by this and sure she'll complain about him to anybody who'll listen. She might even call you because "you're such a good listener" but she's not going anywhere because that's what women want.