Wednesday, September 21, 2005

What Floats The King's Boat

I was over at Jackie's spot and she had a bunch of men posted that she digs. Then I went over to Mwabi's site and I see the same thing. Well I'm sure all the ladies and the gay guys liked that. What about me and Grant and Rell?! I'm here to bring balance to the force. Here's a few pictures of some ladies that really do it for The King. For all you who want to be The Queen you should study these chicks well and try to incorporate as many of their qualities as possible.

THE REDS - I love the yellow chicks and they love me



Beyonce Giselle Knowles


The Future Queen
















Halle Berry



I'm sure she's crazy as she can't keep a man but she's still F-I-N-E!!















Alicia Keys


The ultimate Red chick. Great smile and talented!















Mya



Red and freaky. My dream girl
















Melyssa Ford! Check out those thighs. I'm sure she has a great personality but who cares!











The Cocoa Crew



Sanaa Lathan


I'd be introducing her to moms on the first date.












Nia Long




She gives me butterflies in my stomach.












Stacey Dash


A little slutty but look at that face!









Salli Richardson

She could be in the Red list too I guess but she's in between depending on the picture. Anyway she's awesome










Lauryn Hill

She wears wigs or something now but she's a beautiful Nubian Queen.






The Snow Bunnies- Ahh white women. The black man's kryptonite!






Heidi Klum

One of the best smiles ever, she married a black guy, and she's a super model. Any questions?














Alyssa Milano. I've had a crush on her since Who's the Boss.














Jessica Alba is cute and sexy. Hey Jessica how about you, me, and a tub of baked beans?!
















Scarlet Johanssen

Absolutely great face! Beautiful!










The Butter Faces - Everything about these chicks are awesome...but her face.




Buffie's body is unbelievable. Work on the grill sweetie.






















Ki Toy from the Outkast video. Awesome body. Face? Not so much.



















Trina. You've seen Trina's face and her butt. I shouldn't have to explain.










I feel so dirty after doing this! Anyway I'm sure you'll all tell me who I should've had on the list and ask why I had others on it. You must realize that I don't care. Have a great day and stay tuned for a real post!

54 comments:

African girl, American world said...

aww..y'all felt left out?

your comments about Sanaa and Nia made me smile.

You're wrong for the butter whatever's you called them...so wrong - but I understand :)

Lāā said...

"You love the yellow chicks and they love you." Who said?

Ddot the King said...

Laa if you find a yellow chick that doesn't dig me then she's gay and even then she probably would want to test the waters. It's not me being conceited. It's just a fact.

She Shall said...

What about us mutts?

Ddot the King said...

mutts?? you bi-racial Tiffany?

Cool AC said...

You love us, huh? And it is certain that we love you, huh?
I can't say for sure it's love, but you are growing on me... ;)

Ddot the King said...

See...Cool is another victim. Like moths to the flame!

Ddot the King said...

very funny Jackie. I'm an equal opportunity lover.

MZPEACH said...

Get him Jacque! Get him!!!
Smebody has a complex I see.....lol.

MZPEACH said...

I think I am a little too brown for Ddot's taste.
Thank goodness I am out the clear. Let me go post some naked pics up!!!

MZPEACH said...

Yeah, I think that would work. My skin complection will automatically put me the Butter Faces list. Then he put Lauryn Hill as his token dark girl..lol.

Ddot the King said...

Whatever GP! I don't have a complex. I love all women. Yall should look at he women I chose again!

ThatGirlTam said...

A'hem ((clearing my throat to make my presence known))

I don't believe anyone could be any more yellow than me...and so far, I haven't gotten an ounce of love from this so-called KING...*sigh* Equal opportunity lover, eh? Moths to a flame? For real?

Ddot the King said...

GP you look pretty light bright to me! What about Nia Long? Sanaa? All brown girls! Lauryn wasn't a token! Lauryn is fly. The butterface chicks are just ugly. It has nothing to do with their skin complexion!!!

MZPEACH said...

Ddot don't like dark people!

Ddot the King said...

I love dark people!! I'M DARK PEOPLE!!!

MZPEACH said...

Jacque i love the pic!!! It's too much girl. It's too much.

MZPEACH said...

Mister is the bomb girl.

MZPEACH said...

You need to read this short post by Mwabi and check your self before you wreck you self fool!..lol

Happy Negro day to you, btw.

MZPEACH said...

http://hapee2bnapee.blogspot.com/2005_11_01_hapee2bnapee_archive.html

Ddot the King said...

I'm not racist!! Why are the light bright girls arguing about this anyway?! Yall like it! Hypocrites!!

Ddot the King said...

Tam I show you love!!! Didn't I stop by your spot today?

MZPEACH said...

You know your a racist and you tried to clean it up by giving Lauryn Hill the Nubian Queen name. Whatever. George to the damn BUSH! Not only are you Arson, you are also the president of the United States! I should have known!

Ddot the King said...

GP you are such a trouble maker! I am not Arson. I am not GWB! And I am not a racist! Do I have to come to ATL and put you to sleep to prove it?!

Ddot the King said...

You're psycho GP!!! LOL!

MZPEACH said...

We got yur number Ddot. As long you know that I know.

I see you.

African girl, American world said...

obviously I'm in need of medication today..couldn't join in in the D-dot who is really Arson hates dark people bashing.

I have noticed dark skinned men who prefer the lightest brown bag paper bag test women to hang with...trying to make sure their chillrens are not their complexion.

Someone needs to do a thesis on this.

Sorry girls GP and Jax...I couldn't chime in today...and it is not D-dot's charms...it is the lack of medication :)

Lāā said...

DDot, I took a look at the women that you chose again and they are all pretty fair except Lauryn.

The king tries to be PC, but I guess you like what you like.

But I think he got the split personality thing going on, i.e. Arson

Ddot the King said...

Mwabi you love me and that's why you don't join in. I know you're married and if I'm not mistaken he's pretty light! Anyway your love for me prevents you from joining in on the bashing. I appreciate that.

Ddot the King said...

LaaLaa don't join in on the Ddot is Arson thing. I'm not him. Seriously. GP started all of that nonsense. I'm coming to get you GP!!!!

MZPEACH said...

Mwabi when you ain't even trying to be funny, your funny..lol. Hope you feel well.

Ddot the King said...

Oh and none of the women in the Cocoa Crew are "fair skinned" they are lovely browns!!!

MZPEACH said...

Ddot doesn't like to take a walk on the dark..I mean wild side.

Ddot the King said...

GP you're going to get it. You think this is over but it's not!!

African girl, American world said...

my husband is lighter than me but he ain't the light skinned dude from Kid&Play or Heavy D light :)

African girl, American world said...

I guess u need a strictly dark skinned sistas u dig post

Ddot the King said...

You know what. That's exactly what I'm going to do. Nothing but my beautiful dark sisters!

I'm sure all of the light bright girls will complain about that too!

Lāā said...

ddot you are the king...so aren't you supposed to please all of the people all of the time?

:)

princessdominique said...

What happened to Angelina? Those lips have got to be worth something and I'm with Tif I'd take Rosario over Mya any day especially since I've heard she's been around the block and around the block and around the block.

princessdominique said...

But what's this discrimination thing GP is talking about. I'm chocolate so is it us you don't like? :(

Rell said...

Yes sir, now that's good stuff -- maybe I should do something similar.

Rell said...

Hmmmm, I'll just add to your list DDOT -- it's funny me and my boys were just talking about what "snow-bunnies" we were most interested in.

My list was Alyssa Milano, Angeline Jolie, Jessica Simpson, Heather Graham and Denise Richards.

Cool AC said...

Why can't he just like what he likes? If you favor green and don't favor blue as much, then how can the color blue bash you for favoring the color green? DDot do you!

Ddot the King said...

So shines a good deed in a weary world.

Thank You Cool!

Rell said...

i'm with AC -- the boy likes what he likes.

lol...

Ddot the King said...

ummmm..."boy"??? Rell have you been smoking early this morning?!

MZPEACH said...

Ddot have you been whinning again?

What happen to you? You used to be able to take a joke....tsk tsk....whining is for losers buddy. Not for a KING!

Ddot the King said...

Whining?! HA!! Rell knows I'm joking with him. GP I think you need to read the last paragraph in this post over again.



And stop trying to start trouble!!!

African girl, American world said...

blue and green...alrighty then.

Carmell said...

damn i couldn't get on you blog for the longest

i dig you Ddot...thought i rarely dig dark men,... but there is something about you that i like...even if you are an ass but shh don't tell nobody

Ddot the King said...

How sweet of you ladies....

African girl, American world said...

Christmas present for you at my blog - Merry Christmas!

Drea Inspired said...

you be on that cryptonite
straight up on that cryptonite
you be on that, straight up on that
you be on that cryptonite

you and your red bones...lol

good lookin out for the cocoa queens!

blackcaesar said...

i haven't seen eye candy that hasn't been on the opposite side (darker)of the paper bag test in many years. lauren hill is one exception. another- tweet was in smooth a while back. thats about it. go read some male magazines and see for yourself. don't bash me for my observation. i wonder where all the dark eye candy exists myself. perhaps there is none? i would like to think otherwise. people will like what they like, true. people will choose what they are exposed to as well. the media does not expose those darker than a paper bag for eye candy merits, so who is there to choose from?