THE REDS
- I love the yellow chicks and they love meBeyonce Giselle Knowles
The Future Queen
Halle Berry
I'm sure she's crazy as she can't keep a man but she's still F-I-N-E!!
Alicia Keys
The ultimate Red chick. Great smile and talented!
Mya
Red and freaky. My dream girl
Melyssa Ford! Check out those thighs. I'm sure she has a great personality but who cares!
The Cocoa Crew
Sanaa Lathan
I'd be introducing her to moms on the first date.
Nia Long
She gives me butterflies in my stomach.
Stacey Dash
A little slutty but look at that face!
Salli Richardson
She could be in the Red list too I guess but she's in between depending on the picture. Anyway she's awesome
Lauryn Hill
She wears wigs or something now but she's a beautiful Nubian Queen.
The Snow Bunnies- Ahh white women. The black man's kryptonite!
Heidi Klum
One of the best smiles ever, she married a black guy, and she's a super model. Any questions?
Alyssa Milano. I've had a crush on her since Who's the Boss.
Jessica Alba is cute and sexy. Hey Jessica how about you, me, and a tub of baked beans?!
Scarlet Johanssen
Absolutely great face! Beautiful!
The Butter Faces - Everything about these chicks are awesome...but her face.
Buffie's body is unbelievable. Work on the grill sweetie.
Ki Toy from the Outkast video. Awesome body. Face? Not so much.
Trina. You've seen Trina's face and her butt. I shouldn't have to explain.
I feel so dirty after doing this! Anyway I'm sure you'll all tell me who I should've had on the list and ask why I had others on it. You must realize that I don't care. Have a great day and stay tuned for a real post!
54 comments:
aww..y'all felt left out?
your comments about Sanaa and Nia made me smile.
You're wrong for the butter whatever's you called them...so wrong - but I understand :)
"You love the yellow chicks and they love you." Who said?
Laa if you find a yellow chick that doesn't dig me then she's gay and even then she probably would want to test the waters. It's not me being conceited. It's just a fact.
What about us mutts?
mutts?? you bi-racial Tiffany?
You love us, huh? And it is certain that we love you, huh?
I can't say for sure it's love, but you are growing on me... ;)
See...Cool is another victim. Like moths to the flame!
very funny Jackie. I'm an equal opportunity lover.
Get him Jacque! Get him!!!
Smebody has a complex I see.....lol.
I think I am a little too brown for Ddot's taste.
Thank goodness I am out the clear. Let me go post some naked pics up!!!
Yeah, I think that would work. My skin complection will automatically put me the Butter Faces list. Then he put Lauryn Hill as his token dark girl..lol.
Whatever GP! I don't have a complex. I love all women. Yall should look at he women I chose again!
A'hem ((clearing my throat to make my presence known))
I don't believe anyone could be any more yellow than me...and so far, I haven't gotten an ounce of love from this so-called KING...*sigh* Equal opportunity lover, eh? Moths to a flame? For real?
GP you look pretty light bright to me! What about Nia Long? Sanaa? All brown girls! Lauryn wasn't a token! Lauryn is fly. The butterface chicks are just ugly. It has nothing to do with their skin complexion!!!
Ddot don't like dark people!
I love dark people!! I'M DARK PEOPLE!!!
Jacque i love the pic!!! It's too much girl. It's too much.
Mister is the bomb girl.
You need to read this short post by Mwabi and check your self before you wreck you self fool!..lol
Happy Negro day to you, btw.
http://hapee2bnapee.blogspot.com/2005_11_01_hapee2bnapee_archive.html
I'm not racist!! Why are the light bright girls arguing about this anyway?! Yall like it! Hypocrites!!
Tam I show you love!!! Didn't I stop by your spot today?
You know your a racist and you tried to clean it up by giving Lauryn Hill the Nubian Queen name. Whatever. George to the damn BUSH! Not only are you Arson, you are also the president of the United States! I should have known!
GP you are such a trouble maker! I am not Arson. I am not GWB! And I am not a racist! Do I have to come to ATL and put you to sleep to prove it?!
You're psycho GP!!! LOL!
We got yur number Ddot. As long you know that I know.
I see you.
obviously I'm in need of medication today..couldn't join in in the D-dot who is really Arson hates dark people bashing.
I have noticed dark skinned men who prefer the lightest brown bag paper bag test women to hang with...trying to make sure their chillrens are not their complexion.
Someone needs to do a thesis on this.
Sorry girls GP and Jax...I couldn't chime in today...and it is not D-dot's charms...it is the lack of medication :)
DDot, I took a look at the women that you chose again and they are all pretty fair except Lauryn.
The king tries to be PC, but I guess you like what you like.
But I think he got the split personality thing going on, i.e. Arson
Mwabi you love me and that's why you don't join in. I know you're married and if I'm not mistaken he's pretty light! Anyway your love for me prevents you from joining in on the bashing. I appreciate that.
LaaLaa don't join in on the Ddot is Arson thing. I'm not him. Seriously. GP started all of that nonsense. I'm coming to get you GP!!!!
Mwabi when you ain't even trying to be funny, your funny..lol. Hope you feel well.
Oh and none of the women in the Cocoa Crew are "fair skinned" they are lovely browns!!!
Ddot doesn't like to take a walk on the dark..I mean wild side.
GP you're going to get it. You think this is over but it's not!!
my husband is lighter than me but he ain't the light skinned dude from Kid&Play or Heavy D light :)
I guess u need a strictly dark skinned sistas u dig post
You know what. That's exactly what I'm going to do. Nothing but my beautiful dark sisters!
I'm sure all of the light bright girls will complain about that too!
ddot you are the king...so aren't you supposed to please all of the people all of the time?
:)
What happened to Angelina? Those lips have got to be worth something and I'm with Tif I'd take Rosario over Mya any day especially since I've heard she's been around the block and around the block and around the block.
But what's this discrimination thing GP is talking about. I'm chocolate so is it us you don't like? :(
Yes sir, now that's good stuff -- maybe I should do something similar.
Hmmmm, I'll just add to your list DDOT -- it's funny me and my boys were just talking about what "snow-bunnies" we were most interested in.
My list was Alyssa Milano, Angeline Jolie, Jessica Simpson, Heather Graham and Denise Richards.
Why can't he just like what he likes? If you favor green and don't favor blue as much, then how can the color blue bash you for favoring the color green? DDot do you!
So shines a good deed in a weary world.
Thank You Cool!
i'm with AC -- the boy likes what he likes.
lol...
ummmm..."boy"??? Rell have you been smoking early this morning?!
Ddot have you been whinning again?
What happen to you? You used to be able to take a joke....tsk tsk....whining is for losers buddy. Not for a KING!
Whining?! HA!! Rell knows I'm joking with him. GP I think you need to read the last paragraph in this post over again.
And stop trying to start trouble!!!
blue and green...alrighty then.
damn i couldn't get on you blog for the longest
i dig you Ddot...thought i rarely dig dark men,... but there is something about you that i like...even if you are an ass but shh don't tell nobody
How sweet of you ladies....
Christmas present for you at my blog - Merry Christmas!
you be on that cryptonite
straight up on that cryptonite
you be on that, straight up on that
you be on that cryptonite
you and your red bones...lol
good lookin out for the cocoa queens!
i haven't seen eye candy that hasn't been on the opposite side (darker)of the paper bag test in many years. lauren hill is one exception. another- tweet was in smooth a while back. thats about it. go read some male magazines and see for yourself. don't bash me for my observation. i wonder where all the dark eye candy exists myself. perhaps there is none? i would like to think otherwise. people will like what they like, true. people will choose what they are exposed to as well. the media does not expose those darker than a paper bag for eye candy merits, so who is there to choose from?
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