Why can't Judge Judy and Judge Joe Brown be nominated for the Supreme Court? I think most Americans would be ok with that!
After catching a glimpse of Tyra Banks' new talk show I am quite sure that God does not want her to live.
Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacque Wamutombo. Yes this is his real name. Amazing.
If at first you don't succeed, faliure may be your style.
Always borrow money from pessimists; they don't expect to get it back anyway
Jermaine Dupri has made a lot of money. Instead of buying another Bentley why won't he get his teeth fixed?
If Sanaa Lathan hit my mother with a car and then asked me to have sex I would be calling 911 in the nude.
For the people who don't like my blog I give you a quote from quite possibly the funniest movie
ever Napoleon Dynamite: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. HI-FREAKIN-LARIOUS!!!Speaking of Napoleon Dynamite whenever I go watch my nephew play in his Junior Varsity football games why do I feel like Uncle Kip?! "Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state." Anybody wanna help me finance the building of a time machine?!
If you guys vote for my blog in the weblog awards I promise it will be summer all year around!
Whatever happened to that guy Ja Rule and how long is it before we are going to be able to say the same thing about 50 Cent?
Were Julia Stiles and Erika Christensen seperated at birth?
Why have all the winners(including Clay Aiken) from American Idol been from the South?
What's the hold up on Michael Jackson's song for the Katrina victims? Is he going to do a remix for the Rita victims now?
R. Kelly's wife says he's been beating her but after she saw him pee on a 14 year old girl and didn't leave him don't you think SOMEBODY should've whooped her a*s!
Picture of the Year.
When you heard the Suge Knight got shot weren't you kind of happy?
Here's a tip for all my female readers: Never give a guy your number if he doesn't wear a watch. Think about it.
Isn't a amazing that the Old Lady that Lived in a Shoe kept Social Services off her back?!
Best Villain of all time: Dath Vader? Nope. The Terminator? Please! Winner: Albert from The Color Purple "GET OFF MY LAND!!!"
I think all women take a class at a very early age and the first line you are taught to say to a guy is : "I'll probably try something like that when I get married."
Doesn't this new movie THE GOSPEL starring Boris Kodjoe look exactly the same as the movie Beyonce did last year?
How long can Nick Cannon keep up his cheap imitation of Will Smith?
As lame as A.J. and Free were I kind of miss them.
Ok I'm busted. Who cares about A.J. and his reptile looking a*s!
In my never ending need to create a reality show I have came up with another brilliant idea. Clarence Thomas and Condoleeza Rice are followed by cameras as they date, eventually get married, and in the season finale there would be a cliffhanger as Condi gives birth. Will the baby be white or black? Tune in next season.
Were Jay-Z and Joe Camel seperated at birth?Big shout out to my little cousin Marniquis who ships out to Iraq tomorrow! Get home safely!
Have a great day everybody and who knows maybe I'll post something over the weekend for all those who need a Ddot fix!!
27 comments:
I'm still working on Big Gay Al Jackie but trust me he's coming....
I don't hate Tyra but she shouldn't have her own talk show. All she talks about is herself as you can imagine anybody who calls themselves a "Super Model" would.
America's Next Top Model is good though....not that I would know....:)
I am going to be somewhere else next week (not sure if I will have Internet access). But I want to read the religion piece when I get back.
What I really need is to find some wireless source. What is that called? And don't say illegal.
Are you going on vacation Leesa? How will you survive without THE KING?! I don't know what I would do without me! :) I'm sure you'll come up with something to get your fix though. :)
Let me also add, I like your site better than his.
GP you never cease to amaze me...
Okay. But answer the question; don't beat around the Bush!
GP why would I have beef with another blogger? I am THE KING and that says it all. Other bloggers might not like me but everyone is smart enough to not throw rocks at the throne.
Thanks a lot GP now I've gotten 20 emails from people wanting to know if there really is a beef between me and that other blog!
There is no beef people! That blog is really good. They've been doing it for a minute now and they're very good.
GP did you ask the same question over on that blog? Geez!
Hell naw! You saw I removed it. So there won't be any beef. Plus, it boost your popularity. Rappers do it all the time.
lmao!! Really ya'll both have great blogs! 2006 is going to be full of competition. Right on.
LOL...you are adorable GP...I wonder about you sometime but adorable nonetheless...
ddot: Don't sound like a Wendy's commercial. You're the king; kings don't have beef with other blogs.
So true Leesa..so true! I AM THE KING! I have no time for those commoners! Thanks Leesa I think you just got yourself a membership into THE DYNASTY!
LMAO!!!
I thought that I was the only one who hated the Tyra Banks show. In all fairness her other show is better. The top model show. At least there her lines are scripted. She really doesn't have the brain power to do a talk show. I think the whole thing about her boobs was re---tard---ed. Why make the audience of men leave the room if it was going to air on national TV? lol Sorry I don't mean to be mean but dang. Just because I am 5'4 and failed miserably as a supermodel doesn't mean that I shouldn't have a talk show too!! arggg.
Oh Wait! I do take a talk show. It's my blog.. whew. Ok I feel better now. This bipolar business is the pits. hahaha
Ms Peculiar you're hilarious. I saw the "breast show" too and it made absolutely no sense!!
I'm convinced that the only reason Tyra is on the air is because she has pictures of some exectuive cheating on his wife with a dude. Either that or someone lost a bet. Thanks for stopping by!
Today is slow for a blog addict. Ain't nothing popping. Ddot, where da party at?
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks A.J. must have been someones cousin...what was his talent again?
King,
Really laughed and enjoyed your post. But your cousin Marniquis leaving for Iraq stopped my in my tracks. Sure hope he stays as safe as he can be other there and comes home soon.
~Deb
You nailed it with Best Villian of All Time: ALbert from Color Purple... (LOL!!) He should have gotten an Oscar for that line alone!
I hope your cousin comes back safely from Iraq...
Ladylee
lol
AJ's talent was his hair!!!
hehehe
cornbradreds...lmao
You know you are wrong for calling 911 in the nude *lol* and I think yes you've found Jay Z's slightly younger brother.
It's like a visual feast coming here. Hilarious comparisons (Jay Z and the like).
Blake
Napoleon Dynamite is the best movie and most funniest I have ever saw.
Q. Were Julia Stiles and Erika Christensen seperated at birth?
A. I thought they were twins??
God Bless...
Thanx to visit my site DDot The King yours is cool To ;-)
It was Uncle Rico. Kip is Napoleons brother. And if you hadnt realized(i didnt until after i had seen the movie 5 times and then watched reruns of Martin), uncle Rico was the station engineer, Shawn, at WZUP on Martin. I thought he looked familiar.
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