Ok well we had fun with these earlier this week so let's see what's going on in THE KING'S mind now...
Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils?
Get out your nose!
Why aren't there 'B' batteries?
Since I know I have a bunch of 'Saved by the Bell' fans reading this: How far did Zack get with Kelly Kapowski? I don't think Zack sealed the deal until the "College Years" ... and that show never happened. NEVER HAPPENED! So I'm going with third base. And I mean "third base" in the context of when the show happened (the early-'90s), not what "third base" means now, which is probably something like "a threesome that isn't videotaped."
Who's the greatest sitcom character ever? George Costanza. No contest.
I didn't ask to be KING but if the Crown fits...
If you bring macaroni and cheese to a covered dish supper, don't expect to dine on lobster and filet mignon.
George Bush took responsibility for the New Orleans fiasco. The end is near.
Why do women with big butts have small breasts and women with big breasts have flat butts?
If Bill and Monica had happened in the first year of Bill's second term don't you think that by year four rappers would've been shooting videos at the White House?
Isn't "The White House" the most unoriginal and lame name that they could've came up with?
How come Forrest didn't get HIV from Jenny?
Seeing how Michael was so light. Did Florida cheat on James?
Oops! There's the light/dark thing again. Bad KING...BAD!!!
Doesn't Keanu Reeves play the exact same character in every movie?!
The Matrix parts 2 and 3 do not exist.
As much as I love my Madden and NBA LIVE nothing will ever be as cool as Double Dribble or Tecmo Bowl!
Wasn't R. Kelly's performance on the MTV Awards a 5 out of 5 on the unintentional comedy scale?
Ok. Bobby and Whitney. Britney and Kevin. WIFE SWAP! Can't we make this happen?
Do you think Bobbi Christina is on anti-depressants?
If Viacom owns MTV and BET why do the REAL WORLD kids live in the lap of luxury and the COLLEGE HILL kids get a crappy upgraded dorm room?
I work around all middle age white women who since I've been here constantly talk about how much they loooove chocolate. Is this a coincedence?
How many of these can I do?
No more.
Have a great day people and check for me Monday when I'll be getting your ire up with more racial or political commentary. Which would you prefer?
27 comments:
thanks for the laughs...barney fife the greatest sitcom character....george is definitely next....
Arson good question. Being a former nerd I would like to think that Lisa felt sorry for him on Prom night and gave him some Turtle and after he waxed it she stalked him everyday until he left for The College Years...wait...that never happened!
I can see Bill with a PIMP cup!
Actually I think they did say what jenny died from or at least inferred it. Am I wrong people?
Ms Dene you actually watch Saved by the Bell movies??!! HAHAHAH you are so lame...wait...I watch them too....on second thought you are so cool!
How can you not like THE REAL WORLD? And don't get me started on THE REAL WORLD/ROAD RULES CHALLENGES!!...Oh my god I need to get out of the house!
I don't trust people who don't like Seinfeld!
Ken how could I forget about my main man Barney Fife?! NIP IT IN THE BUD!!!! Great character but i'm still putting him second to George. Ok not second maybe 1b. How's that?!
Why do women with big butts have small breasts and women with big breasts have flat butts?
Because one woman can't have everything!! Actually I always say that. Unfortunately I am the big breasts small butt girl. I guess I would rather have the big butt and small breasts. Especially being down here in Atlanta. What is so funny is that when I went to Tennessee I got so much play from the white men up there. It was ridiculous.
Wow Charmin you're kinda...ahem...fresh aren't you?! :)
Thanks for the compliment although the Queen might be looking for you now! LOL!
If the rest of yall don't know what she means by the "Quacker" pic you better look at all my previous blogs and check them out!
Come to think of it Charmin if I were a woman I think I'd dig me too!
What up GP! Yeah I think white guys prefer breasts. I think that's why a lot of white girls like black men now because we like backside! My twin brother loves the sweater meat though so I guess some black men like them too.
One woman can't have everything. I like that GP!
Oh, best believe black men like them!!! You go to the strip club down here, hardly none of the girls have large chests; only butt. So its actually an advantage to have them.
Well you go GP! Wit your big ole FUN BAGS!!!
I know that's not a politically correct thing to say but this is MY KINGDOM!!!
GP you're my peeps!
Hold on....GP are you stripping down there in the ATL???
Hee-darn-larious once again!
"Why do women with big butts have small breasts and women with big breasts have flat butts?"
I have a big butt and big breasts...but does it count cuz I'm a big girl?! LOL!
"Do you think Bobbi Christina is on anti-depressants?"
If not, it's only a matter of time.
"I work around all middle age white women who since I've been here constantly talk about how much they loooove chocolate. Is this a coincedence?"
I think not! LOL!
Brownsoul got it going on at UGA!!..Brownsoul you don't take that 1 1/2 drive to Magic City on the weekends do you?....lol.
Uh oh BrownSoul is the woman that has it all!!!
These Georgia girls are representing!!!
Is it time for a road trip???!!!
Hmmm Magic City why does that ring a bell....LOL!!!
Thanks BSoul for the advice. I got you. I am going all out! Ya'll have a nice weekend.
BYE GP! have a blast and let us know what happened...if you remember!!
hey have a great weekend too :)
Saved by the bell was pure :thumbsup: but one thing I can't understand is why I used to think Zack was cute back then. :blush: I can't remember who got with who, but I sure as hell remember the theme song, wasn't it just the best?
more racial stuff would be interesting, I'm not too into USA politics, although Bush Bashing is always fun ;)
ciao for now x
Blessings to you, ddot! You are a strong force on this earth!
you are hilarious... im going to bookmark this.... after all I was a princess not long ago.
I love random thoughts! One of my favorites here I'd not heard before was: If you bring macaroni and cheese to a covered dish supper, don't expect to dine on lobster and filet mignon. Too funny.
I've never watched 'Saved By the Bell', so no opinion there. But I am of the opinion that if Bill and Monica had gotten around to making videos, they wouldn't have been of the musical variety. :) C'ya!
My finger wasn't in my nose, but I did think about it!
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Hey DDot Love!
Ok you're crazy in a cool Way...
Lol.
Pardon the delay in showing some love back, this last two weeks have been eventful, good and bad.
But alas... "Number Five Alive!"
Holla!
Great blog. Something to think about. The breast thing might be true, unless of course if you are nice and healthy and have been blessed with both.
hahahaha your a mess!!! when they say they love chocolate they mean you knucka! ahahahaaa
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Do you think Bobbi Christina is on anti-depressants?
YES and if she's not she needs to be on them with counseling!
I'm glad you had a good weekend Wrongfullyaccused. Mine was cool too but what are you thanking me for?
Ah! Oh ok cool.
Your're right, why aren't there any "B" batteries?
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