Random Thought Friday

Why must women point out female entertainer's "faults"? I don't care if Beyonce has tracks in her head! Her booty is real! I know...I know..I have stooped to an all time low.






They are casting for a movie that Tupac wrote and need a "Tupac" type. Should the KING audition?

Don't you think an Hillary/Oprah ticket wins in a landslide in 2008?

Can someone get me a bootleg of Making the Band 3? Yes I am that excited and yes I know that it's sad.

Note #1 to self: When going to make a sandwich, look at bread before eating.
Note #2 to self: If bread tastes a little different than usual, do not assume it's just because you're trying a new type of bread.
Note #3 to self: If trying a new type of bread (i.e. Pepperidge Farm Honey Oat), and it tastes a little more like mold than honey and oats, do not assume that the bakers of Pepperidge Farm can't tell the difference between honey, oats, and mold or intended for the bread to taste like mold, but named it Honey Oat to be deceptive.
Note #4 to self: If bread tastes a little funny, do not eat three or four slices before deciding to take a look to see if anything is out of the ordinary.

Adam from The Real World:Paris is hands down the biggest loser in Real World history.


Ok so that gets me to thinking. Who would be my All Star cast for one Real World Season. Here goes. editor's note: There will be more than 7 roomates simply because this is an All Star cast and we need as much nonsense as possible.

David from New Orleans just because I can't get enough of that ridiculous song he sings. SKEE-BOO-BOP-DOOLY! It absolutely never gets old. Put him in the house with Adam from Paris and his wack raps and you have the birth of something beautifully ugly.

Irene from Seattle is in the house simply because she's crazy. Put her in the house with Stephen and the hijinx will ensue. Trust me.


Julie from N.O. is here because unlike Irene she's not just crazy, she's a creepy type of crazy. I'd definitely want my cast to be in fear for their lives. It just makes for better TV!

We now need the single most hated person in RW history. Beth, you don't have to try so hard sweetie. Just be yourself and people will hate you just the same!



Next up is a member from the original cast. We need Heather B. just to threaten to beat down everybody in the house. Can't you see her choking Julie with one hand while slapping Adam with the other?! Ahhh yes...good times.


And last but certainly not least are two housemates brought in to just laugh at the other ridiculous things going on. Jaqcuese who has to be the funniest roomate ever, although his outfits were definitely a perfect 10 on the unintentional comedy scale! And the hilarious Melissa who will hopefully get drunk and dance in her panties just for old times sake.

And there you have it folks, the greatest Real World cast ever. Now what does this prove? The "frat guy type", and the "pretty blonde/brunette type" aren't really needed for this show to work. Also Coral is nowhere to be seen and that is always a good thing. Anyway that's my cast, what's yours?

Doesn't she HAVE to be Jay-Z's daughter?

Speaking of Jay-Z, since Biggie was his best friend and Big Daddy Kane gave him his first job rapping why wasn't he at the VH1 Honors Hip Hop show? By the way Kane's performance was the best I've seen from a hip hop act in years. Kanye West looked really silly doing his little "thorw your body backwards" dance after seeing Big Daddy get busy! LONG LIVE THE KANE!!

Ok folks I'm out. *doing my best Smokey from Friday imitation* It's friday, I have a job and I ain't got nothing to do!!! I think I'll take an extended lunch today! Woohoo! Anyway hit me up with your random thoughts because I know you are just as looney as me!

LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!!