Bored....

I am extremely bored and I can't think of any full length stories to write about. Ok that's not true I just don't feel like writing. I think the Random Thoughts have spoiled me. I could talk about how much George Bush doesn't care about Black people. Too easy. By the way I think I I'm going to print up some Tshirts that say George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People with the picture of him holding up his middle finger like the one from my previous post. Who wants one?! Ok I'm rambling. I really did think about writing a piece on the use of the word "nigga" and I think I still might. And the New Orleans mayor is starting to become "suspect" so he might invoke my wrath by the end of the week! Anyway I guess I'm just lazy today. It's Monday and who likes Mondays? Well one good thing about Monday is Monday Night Football! Tonight is even better than usual because my team the MIGHTY WASHINGTON REDSKINS visit our arch rival the stinkin' dallas cowboys. Not to mention that there is an extra game on tonight because of the Saints having to move. Anyway Go Skins'!!! So just to keep you guys satisfied based on the poll numbers here's a few Random thoughts. I'll add more as the day goes on and please feel free to offer up your own. Here goes nothing.....

I think we should find David from The Real World New Orleans cast and put him on a couple of these telethons...Come on be my baby Tonight! After he hits you with a "SKEE-DOOBLE-AY-EEE!!! out of nowhere you're just never the same! I'm willing to donate my next check to
whoever puts this guy on TV.

Don't you think that the other members of N'Sync, 98 Degrees, and B2K all hang out with each other? Can't you hear them telling stories like "I could've went solo BEFORE Omarion but I decided not to for the sake of the group!" or "Even Justin says I'm a better dancer than him!" How about "Jessica really liked me! If I had wanted her then I'd be the famous one!" HILARIOUS! Couldn't some of them date the former members of Destiny's Child and make it a reality show? I'd watch.

Mr. T is returning to television, this time as a "motivational guru" who helps others resurrect their lives. Trust me, this will be tremendous. Maybe a year ago, I randomly caught him on television sermonizing about the dangers of sending your kids to schools like Duke, Wake Forest, and Arizona State ... because of the undisputed ties they have to Satan (evidenced, of course, by their mascots). I kid you not.

How many times can I watch Rocky 4 and hope that Apollo doesn't die?

This whole "Shaq as a police officer" subplot just keeps getting better. They should even bring back the "Police Academy" series for him. It's like having Hightower with Mahoney's charisma.

I have never watched Dancing with the Stars but if they will put Dikembe Mutombo on there this season I will walk around in a sandwich style billboard advertising the show for free. Seriously.

If Usher couldn't sing don't you think he'd be working in Vegas as the best Michael Jackson impersonator ever?

Doesn't Joss Stone and Julia Stiles get a ghetto pass?

Yall know I love playing Madden. But not just playing the game I like to play in Franchise Mode where I draft and cut players and even negotiate with them on their contracts. I think it's the greatest thing to ever happen to a sports fan. The Queen however doesn't find this so exciting. This is an actual exchange between the Queen and I as I yelled and pumped my fist after one of my players scored a touchdown....KING: "Yeah baby that's why I pay you the big bucks!!" QUEEN: "Truly pathetic." I honestly didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Can't we make up a fictional character that is extremely similar to David Ruffin and let Leon play him on TV every week? "Ladies and gentleman I'm David Ruffin and these are The Temptations." You have no idea how much that cracks me up!

"The Temptations without David Ruffin are some fake a** Temps!" Sorry I couldn't resist.

When Da Brat told the chick from the Go-Go's that she was washed up did you feel worse for the chick or Brat for not realizing that she's washed up too? The words "I gotta go cop that new Brat album!" have never been spoken in mankinds history.

I wish I had a real job that kept me busy and I could yell at someone: "This is getting to be ri-god-damn-diculous!" Alas, they pay me to entertain you guys. Be right back with more nonsense. IT'S LUNCH TIME BABY!!!!