Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Aunt Tomasina...
















Now we can't put your boy Dubya on blast without calling out his 'ride or die chick'! Yep that's right fans Ms. Condoleezza Rice aka Aunt Jemima. I'm sure GWB wouldn't like me calling her these names but I'm THE KING and he's just a president so go play in traffic you...you..you Bush!! At any rate "Condi" as all of her conservative friends call her, because it doesn't sound as ethnic, is a staunch supporter of her man George. This is a quote from Ms. Rice "Nobody, especially the president, would have left people unattended on the basis of race."

That's right stand by your man Tomasina! Did you notice that she used the phrase especially the president? Doesn't that strike you as odd? Why is the president so much more special than anybody else? Well he's not but to Ms. Rice he must be! I personally think she's in love with the loser but the thought of the two of them being intimate makes my stomach hurt so I will move on.

Rice who was on a shopping spree while New Orleans residents were swimming down Bourbon street to safety has been dispatched to Alabama by Bush to put the word out that the prez is not a racist. Who better than the token black chick in the administration who just so happens to be smitten by the guy.

Condi or Tomasina or whatever you are going by these days I, THE KING, just want to let you know that you are a disgrace! You have let down the people of Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama. They deserve better than this. You saw the pictures of those desperate people and the damage and the best you can do is hit the road for spin control?!

Your boy messed up. Big time. Just don't answer questions relating to the dude. Go show your support to those people and stop trying to get Dubya's approval rating back up. This is no time for that nonsense. It's not about Democrat or Republican or any other affiliation. It's time to show these people that you care about their well being. Dubya is going to sleep good tonight. Let's be about the business of making sure the Katrina survivors can do the same! Jerks.

10 comments:

Danielle said...

Haaaaaa! you know homegurl's gonna stand by her man!!! Ha!!! She gangsta!!! Tru ride or die!!! LMAO!!!

Danielle said...

and they sure did fuck it up!!! xcuse my french, but someone better have some answers as to why the katrina victims are being treated like they are in sudan!

Ddot the King said...

You're right D but we have to stay on them about it because they are going to do their best to deflect the attention elsewhere. i wouldn't be surprised if DUbya had Judge Rehnquist bumped off so he could get everyone's attention on the Supreme Court nonsense. Jerk.

Didi Roby said...

*Dee-Dee LHAO!!wipping tears from her eyes...whew!!*

Now you know Condi is to Bush as Whitney is to Bobby...:)

This was funny and yet it is sad at the same time. He messed up royaly and now he wants to fix it!

Well GWB here's how you can fix it...step down as our president and get the h*ll out of dodge. How's that!!

Drea Inspired said...

Bush is such an idiot and a proud one at that. The man will never admit wrong, and as long as there are people to co-sign on his foolishness (like Condoleeza) , it will continue.

Ddot the King said...

dee-dee & brown soul- Both of you are absolutley correct! It really is pitiful but sometimes you gotta smile to keep from crying!

Danielle said...

Hi Honey, I'm home!!!! this post is still messen me up, I can just hear the titanic music in thebackground!! lmao!!!

MIZPOWDERPINK said...

why condi's face gotta look like that in the picture?

MIZPOWDERPINK said...

i just looked at it again...that ish is funny!

E said...

Heh. I love the photoshop job.