Friday, September 15, 2006

Thought...

Jay-Z_Kingdom_Come
Nope not Random Thoughts. Just one, thought.

It's been 3 years since Jay-Z dropped an album. In the new edition of Entertainment Weekly he says that for 2 years he believed that he would stay retired. Which means something happened in the last year to inspire him to get back to doing what he does best. Any guesses as to what that could be? Try a certain smooth, sexy, chocolatey blogger that calls himself Ddot the King. Yep it's all me baby. Get this, he's naming his new album KINGDOM COME.

Yeah like that's a coincedence.

This cat wants to be me so bad that it hurts. Don't get me wrong I'm flattered but people bite my style all the time for free. At least a dude that's going to probably go platinum the day his album comes out could give me a shout out in his "Thank You" section or something! For all you readers that were born after 1990, a Thank You section is where the artist thanks all those who helped him complete the album and what not. I know yall young folks just download the albums so I felt I needed to explain. Anyway so Jay now that I know you're reading this I'd like for the Thank You to read something like this : And a very special thank you to my hero and inspiration Ddot who entertained me while I pretended to be President of Def Jam. And D I want to apologize for interrupting you and Beyonce that night, I truly forgot that it was your weekend to spend with her. By the way how did you get her in that position? I never knew she was so flexible! You're the greatest! -S. Carter.

*UPDATE*

Ok so Jay even gave the EW reporter a little piece of his first single:

And then he launches into an impromptu a cappella preview of the title track, which was inspired by a 1996 comic in which Superman comes out of retirement to save the world. The lyrics that effortlessly roll off his tongue may help explain his return: ''Take off the blazer/Loosen up the tie/Step inside the booth/Superman is alive!''

So without further ado, let us welcome, and celebrate, the return of Jay-Z, a.k.a. Jigga, a.k.a. Hova. He is, arguably, the most powerful man in the music business but without his music, well, he's just Clark Kent.

Hmmm...Superman. Superman? Is that right Jay? Superman huh. Ok I can dig that. And the reporter calls him Clark Kent when his at the office. Wow you two guys have really stumbled up on something. The only problem is that I said this months ago. Jay is stealing my stuff man. I know it and yall know it. If you don't remember then just click HERE!

21 comments:

Carmell said...

you are so dumb. i bet you would shit your pants if he for real left a comment and you could confirm that it was him!!! now that would be hilarious.

Drama Kween said...

estupido

TTD said...

i dont remember it! and the link doesnt work in order for me to refresh my memory.. fix it! lol

Ddot the King said...

fixed.

Carmell said...

WHAT LINK?

Carmell said...

see i tell you about this machine. i see the link NOW!

Carmell said...

forget you D that shit wasn't there a minute ago. don't be yellin at me

Carmell said...

aww damn i remember that... damn i can't even say something shitty to that cause its like he is bitin!

Drama Kween said...

right and beyonce stoled my moves....

Ddot the King said...

Kool if you get rid of that computer you bought in '84 then you might be able to see the links quicker!!!!

Oh but you agree with me?! Ok forget the above comment! LOL!

Ddot the King said...

"stoled"


Judges can I get a ruling on that word?

Ok yeah it doesn't exist. Sorry Kween, thanks for playing.

Drama Kween said...

in the heart of the ghetto that word exist, and it exist moreso than your jay-z stealing from u theory

Carmell said...

you are so silly.

Ddot the King said...

I don't frequent the ghetto anymore so I wouldn't know what new words "you people" are making up these days. But either way when you step into the Kingdom/Palace you are to speak the King's english.

Jay stole my ideas. it's pretty obvious. Even Kool agrees with me and she lives to argue with me. Let the hate go and just admit that Jay is a Loyal Subject too!

Drama Kween said...

but is he really bitin or usingthe most recent action hero that was released on the big screen

Ddot the King said...

He's biting me and my style! Right down to the "Kingdom" thing. Face it he wants to be the hip hop version of Ddot the King!

Lāā said...

LOL, it appears as if he used your ideas.

Ddot the King said...

APPEARS???? Come on Laa!!!

TTD said...

saw the link.. hmmm.. "stole/biting" i dont think so.. check ur site meter.. do u see him lurking there? let's just say "great minds think alike" (and that'll be my 1 compliment for the month :-p)

BK said...

OK.. I just finished choking on my drink.. LOL

LOL.. hahahaaaaa

welcome back J

Drea Inspired said...

Yes. And B got her sway from me...

It's a conspiracy. I know.