Everybody on my team is on vacation so for the next 2 weeks your King has to do real work. Seriously.
Not only that but I've went to shoot basketball the last 2 days and I am in pain. Not just regualr pain but that "what in the hell were you thinking by running full court with those dudes" kind of pain!!!
The more I play the better I'll feel but right now I really want to be butt naked in my bed covered in Icy Hot. Ok well actually I'd really like to be in my bed butt naked with Beyonce feeding me grapes and the chick from the ATL movie clipping my toenails but I'll take the Icy Hot.King's Mental Note: Never play basketball with people who have just recently been released from prison or will be returning to prison in the very near future.
I kid you not folks yesterday I played against two gentleman(I call them gentleman because although I am positive they can't read I gotta cover my bases) who have no idea what the difference is between football and basketball. I affectionately called them M
r. T and Green Mile. By my last count I hit the ground 2 more times than the ball did.So anyway I have to get back to work and hope that my brain has stopped bleeding. Carry on.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 374 of 374Yeah yall need a hobby!
my i am 24-7 horny....can't get enough...feel sorry for whoever gets it after this break...
GP-I cant' tiddy fvbc cuz i aint got no breasts..im all nipple
you mean to tell me sex isn't a hobby....awwwww damn back to the draing board
WEll I can't right now!!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
lol@kween.
yeah, it's not like i'm not always ready, but this discussion is trying to put me over the edge!
i said i was gonna wait until august and i MEAN IT. lol
well i aint gettin anything but self love, so ima talk about it....
i holding out until i get into a real relationship...that could be forever
dang@kween...fo eva? fo EVA EVA?
i can't do that. i won't even try. however, i think getting throught the summer should be enough time for me to get my emotions together. if not, then the wait might be longer, although i damn sure hope it ain't!
i want to have birthday sex, so i set august as my target date. however, i have nobody lined up to be 'that guy'. i don't want to do casual, but i don't really expect myself to be in any kind of relationship until it's past august.
i ain't gettin none niether
Thats good ladies.........
I wanna have birthday sex too.....I dindth ave any on my birthday last yr...i got osme like a day and half before.....but I doubt itll happen this yr neither...:(
if i got deviorced tomorrow i wouldn't get none ever again just because i wouldn't want to have to date and that mess again. plus i liten to my sisters relationship woes and have no desire to do it again
A pimp like me had the dick on call..lol. I can't even miss the dick.
That's terrible Kool. You shouldn't think like that.
well nikki forever isn't my goal...i just don't see the relationship thing happening noooooooooooooo time soon...
you think...?
dammit i forgot my other question
i don't know.. to much work... plus i got 5 kids... they gon be like oh hell no! lol
kween...now that i think on it, i don't think i'll be having sex in august...i'm tired of casual sex. actually, i haven't had casual sex in a long time, but i've damn sure had emotionless sex. that SUCKS.
damn...i was kinda looking forward to getting back in the saddle soon, but me in a relationship ain't gonna happen for a while...by choice.
WHAT KANGLY???
damn it must be a trend, im on dick hiatus myself
i feel you nikki...though i haven't told me casual sex partner yet...(i haven't had to yet...thanks aunt flow, but i will soon) cuz i am tired of it too...
and the relationship thing is by choice and also because i have the perfect man in my life but he just a good ass friend right now and that is all i need...
KING i wanna see you on the court one day...see if you are nice...(any good)
kangly - i think that's a bunch of hype about the dl brothas. really.
i mean, no sista should act out of desperation just cuz she feels her future man might get with a man because she's not around. that's utter bullshit and you know it.
the way i see it, if i'm meant to be with a certain cat, then the situation will happen. if i end up by myself for the rest of my life i won't expect it, but i'll live with it. my life has to be happy and fulfilling regardless as to whether or not a man is in it.
The DL phenomenon is all propaganda pushed forth by the man. Ok I'm going to lunch. We gonna hit 300 today?
nope
Hell to the naw, we ain't reaching 300.
LOL! Jerks!
whatever man
why you pressed, king?
what, does you dick grow an additional three for each 300 posts? LOL
HAHA
LOL! I sure hope not. Thus thing is already heavy enough!
hmmmmmmm does it king
COM'ON PEOPLE 300 COMMENTS
Trying to make a trip to dc
D, did you leave again? jerk
no response?
har@this thing is heavy enough. you a trip.
to where, i'm not sure...
how many inches is it now king
not now like right this second...meaning when you are erect
Pleasure Island...that's where!!!
I plead the 5th.
Great weather we're having isn't it?!
Where is Ladycav when you need her.
Where is Stilldontworry? *wink*
Don't even try it GP!
I miss my Jacque!!!!!!!!!!!!
king if we guess it will you tell us if we are right?
and do higer or lower too
DdotLdotTheKing...i am guessing 9 inches
damn D... GP must be reading my mind
no do hot or cold
GP really is pulling out the names today isn't she?! LOL!
how come the conversation always ends up going back to d's dick? LOL
aiight, in an attempt to divert attention away from his package...ya'll see where that cat proof from d12 was killed? i had no idea!
he was the cutest one in the group, too.
oh yeah yeah hot or cold
nikki if he finally answer the question we won't have to go back to it...lol
Thank you Nikki! You're my only friend in here today! Kween is being her normal jerky self and GP is really tripping! LOL
I saw that about Proof right before I went to lunch. That's messed up! I guess they'll add his name to the list of dead people shout outs at every show.
3oo
YEAH!!!TODAY IS AGOOD DAY
WOnder what's tomorrows topic gonna be? HMMMMMM
D the weather is FRIggin Awesome...who wants some ice cream
I HATE FLASHES...when you think about someone hitting it right and you actually feel it a lil bit...or am I the only one who gets them
man, i'm getting so tired of reading about black men dying over bullshit. this shit is depressing.
who is D12? is that a rap group?
jerky self???? i'll jerk you king
We could start talking about anything but it seems like it always ends up about sexual things LOL!!!
watch these rap niggaz get all up in your guts
french-vanilla, butter-pecan, chocolate-deluxe
even caramel sundaes is gettin touched
and scooped in my ice cream truck, Wu tears it up
i'm willing to be ice cream for the day. LOL
You're right Nik. Eminem just made that video Toy Soldiers where he talked about how he was worried someone from his camp would get killed over some stupid rap stuff. It's crazy because Proof was the one that got shot in that video.
Laa when Kangly and I went to lunch that's what we were talking about. I have no idea why that always happens!
300 coment man...oh pluuzzzeee
comment
Don't hate Kool. You love the swagger!
man i would love to be someone's ice cream....i mean i would love to be ice cream....i mean i love ice cream
d - i think sometimes that kind of thing is manifested when it's acted out like that. remember that tupac video? remember biggie? both of them did videos acting like they were either dead or getting killed.
that just seems strange to me.
Kool I am starting to think you are an undercover freak. You too innocent. Girl I bet you have a dungeoun in your house. I bet you do hecka freaky shit...lol.
you gotta big head D...and i ain't talking about the little one!
who me? i have no clue as to what you are talking about GP...i just talk shit...i don't actually follow through!
A big head is great!
lol @ GP...Kool it is ok to admit that you are a freak...I know I am...
Yeah Nikki a lot of people on the outside of the entertainment world take that stuff as being real and sometimes the artists start believing their own hype. I mean it's no coincedence that Mos Def hasn't been shot at!!!
i big anything...WAIT A MINUTE done got myself excited..and I am going thro my horniest time right now...why oh why myst i get my horniest on my cycle...i don't understand that
TMI..my bad
Ddot you are right.
'i' should've been 'a' at the beginning of that comment
mos def ain't been shot at cuz he's too busy shooting his load. don't that cat have like fifteen kids or something? LOL
kangly - proof was shot in the head.
kween - your hormones rage the most when 'crimson bitch' is in town. i'm my most horniest right before, during, and right after my cycle ends.
i mean, my toys be working OVERTIME damnit. i wish i could detach my clit and hang it in the closet until i'm in a fulfilling relationship. that way, i don't have to worry about her needs. LOL
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ok... i'm to lazy to be a freak
WEll Nikki we know he aint shooting blanks lol
*SMH*
nikki i feel you...crimson bitch is just that a bitch...lol...and yes my clit needs to go about her business and stop blocking my judgement and other stuff...
Nikki I know you don't mastubate on your cycle?
Ladies we are talking about Proof and the violence associated with hip hop. Clits hanging in the closets is not the subject! LOL!
ROFLMAO if you do.
ok where is this info about him dying, i havent heard anything about it
i masturbate on my cycle...but just focus on the clit and plug the other thing...lol
N1S it's on Allhiphop.com
plug the other thing...damn i have heard it all!!!!!!!!
gp...uh...hmmm...pleading 5th.
thanks king...
and i've done what kween has confessed *blush*
kangly, interestingly enough, he was killed at a club on the eight mile stretch.
ironic? hmmm...
Proof, a member of rap group D12 and a close friend of Eminem, was shot to death early Tuesday at a nightclub along Eight Mile Road, a publicist said.
Kangly he was shot in the head early this morning in Detroit.
lol@kween. YEAH.
lol @ GP & Nikki...
Thanks for joining us Chele!
N1S confess girl confess...lol...
King you should apreciate how open we are in your kingdom
thought I'd make a quick appearance ... back to lurking.
wait a minute ... what are we confessing to?
It is quite educational Kween. I have to admit that much.
@ Chele ~ some freaky shit
my cousin's live off 8 mile, i hope they werent at the club....
confession is good for the soul
chele we got the real vagina monologues going on up in here
hi my name is No1 and i've masturbated during my period
since we are confessing in here...have you ever measured you penis?
kween -- your new pic looks good.
I am Kween and I have masturbated at work once before
I confess that I was the reason that Ddot doesn't allow anonymous comments.
thanks Chele, though it is 3 yrs old...lol...archives baby!!! lol
I am No1 and i have masturbated while driving to work
C'mon Chele, no lurking! Confess something even if it's the fact that you have posters of me up in your house! LOL
i've had sex at work before
lol!
i try to step away from the computer at home....most i log onto is yim, gtalk, and aim
D you haven't confessed anything yet...how you gonna tell someone to confess something
LOL @ GP!!! I think you're right about that!!!
damn king can you stop changing your name...and answer my question
i've had sex at work to...when i worked at comp usa in one of the classrooms
LMAO@no1
see, i knew there was a reason i like you!
i have straight up pulled over in the morning so i could masturbate. i have a small vibrator in my glove compartment. or at least, i USED to have it in there. i think one of my friends swiped it, although i would think that's one instrument that SHOULDN'T be shared between friends...EWW.
I confess that I have a friend I think is ugly and she wants to be a model...lol
I confess that I have used my sister dildo after wiping it down with alcohol and putting a condom on it. Ofcourse, I cleaned it afterwards. But it felt oh so wrong.
nikki, i never pulled over though, i kept driving...and was on the phone, so i was really multitasking...
hmmmm hadnt thought of keeping a spare in the car.
Confessions? Read my book, baby. I won't advertise here.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA@gp
lawd...just, OH LAWD.
alcohol and a condom??? are you SERIOUS?
illlllll to someone swiping your toy...yuk...
i confess that i swallow .......................................................................................................................................................................
sodas, juices, milk, water, tea, coffee
for real for real gp
ewww...if she took it i hope she socked it hot water and bleach...not saying your shit is nasty Nikki...just saying thats like fucking your man after you and him been together
I confess that I think my boyfriend is a lame. And if he wasn't breaking bread early on in our relationship, I would have never feel in love with him.
GP that is safe sex to the fullest...lol
GP~ does she know this?
She had the $130 rabbit. My shit was 40, I had to see the difference. You all know I will never confess that to her right?
Annonymous: "I talk to my self cause there is noone to talk to"
i confess sometimes i wish i could strangle a bitch and she doesn't really deserve that.
gp was there a difference?
well folks i am out of here...great convo...ttyl
bye kween
uh oh breaking into some Christopher Williams!!!
i'm out, too. time for the daily torture of working out. shit, i'm really getting tired of this. can't i just snap my fucking finger and get this weight off of my ass? LOL
oh yeah...my last confession...i love to have my hair pulled and to be SLIGHTLY choked while getting it
BYE Y'ALL
Nikki if you can do that...can you do it for me too...
c-ya Kween i hope we don't cause you to relapse!
Girl yes, that darn thing did circles, had a pearl penis, the rabbit had different speeds, the penis had it's own speed. The shit was gold..lol.
damn@kween. choked? wow.
i'll snap my fingers for you, too. LOL
take care.
we all wish that nikki
GP what was this called again...may have to pick me up one of those
I won't relapse if i get what GP is talking about Kool...lol
yeah i keep hearing its the bomb, but i havent been willing to spend the money....so did you get your own?
i liked my hair being pulled... never been choked... don't think i would like that.
are there toys for men?
damn i can't leave...lol
when a dude is hittin it from the back and digging in deep and grabs the neck...SLIGHTLY...oh its a good feeling
striaght men?
D where the hell did you go...we haven't heard your confession yet.
yes there are toys for men, kool....where you been at girl, lol
I confess...ummm...I confess that I look even better in person!
ok gone for real...will check up on this later ttyl
damn!!!!!
I gave my confession!!!
in the dark N1S. i didn't know!
D get over yourself... we can't see you in person...well most of us can't i have a feeling someone will eventually...so we don't care what you look like in person! LOL
and that ain't a confession
over 400 ... i am impressed.
You can all see me in person! Bring some money though because I charge admission to get into The Palace!
you are a trip.
CONFESSION PLEASE. don't make me ask again
Ok a confession....ummmm...I didn't play basketball with Mr. T yesterday! LOL
you're not funny..
you were a loner in school weren't you?
Yes Kool and all the kids would pick on me and call me names and they would never let me play in their reindeer games!
you seem very difficult to get answers from and thats too much work
Thanks Goddess my favorite little snow bunny! LOL!
I hate the smell of Icy-Hot.
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