Guess who's back in the motherbleeping spot?!
It's all the Loyal Subjects and your boy Ddot!
There are a few people off work today and they probably wanted to sleep late. But guess what? It's Random Thought Friday and their desire to be a part of this nonsense is ten times stronger than their desire to lay in the bed for half the day.
Ok so it's the internet phenomenon...blah blah blah....you all love me.....yeah yeah yeah. I am the greatest of all time....yada yada yada.... Ladies and gentleman it's RANDOM THOUGHT FRIDAY!
Please stop emailing me telling me how much you hate me! I already know. Save your breath to blow up your date.
ALERT! Anybody in the DC metro area keep a close eye on all underage girls! R. Kelly is in the area for the weekend! If you have your little sisters, and cousins, and nieces out looking for Easter eggs be sure to watch them carefully. I mean you don't want them to put on their new Easter dress and coming home smelling like piss. Mmkay? Funky ass old man piss. Mmkay? Because Kells will get them. You've been warned.
DO NOT say Happy Easter to me. Somebody said it to me this morning at Starbucks and I lunged at them. So what if she was 85 and using a walker! I don't discriminate in giving out ass whoopings. I wonder how long it took her to realize I turned her oxygen machine off. Jokes on you bitch!Hi Camille!
I'm cutting back on sugar so I'm a little cranky.
Ladies the ghetto names have gotten out of hand. Yesterday I heard a mother yelling at her son and she called him by his full name: TUPAC BIGGIE WILLIAMS GET IN THIS HOUSE! That shit just ain't right.
To cut back on the so called gas problem Your King has come up with an idea. Just close all gas stations on Sunday. That way we end up with a surplus and you don't have to charge me 12 dollars a gallon! Leeches.
What's up with the last couple Bloggers of the Week? WEAK!
Ok this is Random Thought Friday you can't rush this stuff. Seriously I have to let my mind get loose. Impatient sonsabitches!
You know what really irks me? When people say "DUH" when you ask them a question that they have deemed in their little minds as being silly.
I'm sleepy.
Ok nobody is here in the office so I'm rolling to the bank. Yall have a great weekend and keep your damn kids out the street!
157 comments:
I LOVE RTF!!!!
i say duh... whats your point?
r. kelly's verse on the i'm in love with a stripper remix is horrible.
yall miss me?
i guess b/c u were rushed.. that's why this RTF wasnt that great?? oh.. btw.. HAPPY EASTER :o)
of course we do rell!
yeah ttd towards the end it died...lol...king do you need some motivation in your life???
does sugar do it like that? damn near put you in a funk!
yeah i thought that was funny... prolly took him all morning to think of it! j/k
Hey Julissa. Yeah you're right. The RTFs might not all be funny. Hell sometimes none of them are funny. It's just random thoughts. I'm glad you get it.
I'll be back in a few minutes I gotta get some sugar.
told you it was sugar withdrawl!
weak bloggers? well, what criteria do you use for picking them?
i think the kingdom should nominate and vote. I guess that would be too much like a democracy. WTH was I thinking?
New Rule: Bloggers of the Week will be nominated and voted on.
See, The King is flexible.
must not be much!
yeah right...flexable
I looooove flexibility. Can you lick your eyebrows?
No but I just tried and now my 'stache is all wet. Thanks a lot Chele!
Thanks Julissa and please don't hop off. Have a seat and stay awhile! LOL!
You knucklehead! Keep trying and when your tongue reaches that far ... let me know.
so what can you do, D?
Kool that list goes on for days...
i'm sure it does... did you get your sugar?
Nha I'm too weak to get up and go get it. LOL
i say it wasnt that great b/c i'm always cracking up when i read RTF.. it just didnt do it for me today...
It's cool TTD I know what you mean.
today is lazy friday
kween didn't/doesn't :-(
D, why you at work man?
I'll have to start explaining RTF at the beginning again. Some of them are supposed to be thought provoking. Like the gas thing. I think that's abrilliant idea. Then again everything I think of is brilliant.
never ends does it D?
Because Rell my friend, I work for The Man.
Hey somebody just told me I was going to hell for eating meat today!!! I kid you not! I love this place.
i dont like though=provoking.. you do that all week.. RTF is supposed to make me laugh so loud my co-workers think im crazy! LOL
why would you go to hell for eating meat today?
Trust me Tif, they think you're crazy anyway...
Something about it being Good Friday. We were ordering and like everybody is getting fish and I said let me get that NC BBQ and they looked at me like I was crazy. Then she said "You know you're going to hell right?" LMAO!!!
damn!!! i'd be at least i'm happy.
how she just gonna send your ass to hell?
NC BBQ is great...
was she white?
sup kingdom.. how ya'll livin.. just a quick hello :) LOL
damn I'm hungry
Julissa when are you going to update your picture. Big D says he need to see what you are working with.
im hungry as hell too! they're providing lunch for us, but SHIT.. they need to hurry up!
"Save your breath to blow up your date." Good one. Now that you got your picture, can I have my doll back. I have a romantic weekend alone planned. :p
Happy Bunny Day.
wHAT YA'LL GETTING?
kween didn't/doesn't what Rell...i just got back from lunch
dag is my breath bad or something...i come back and everyone is quiet...lol
we just got our food!! (i act like i aint never eat before.. LOL)
kool we got subs.. i got a shrimp salad sub... but somebody got pizza and it smells sooooo good!
Just got back from having quite the discussion about me going to hell.
That NC BBQ was delicious anyway. LOL
we've been quite all day
so why are you going to hell?
What you can't eat meat today?
i didn't eat for lunch...i need to stop doing that...
that's some bull...who came up with that one...
that's like saying the night before good friday we all gotta drink wine and eat bread only...and sit at a table with 12 other folk...
Something about giving up something important to you to remind yourself that God should be the top priority or some crap like that. I don't know. I started dozing off.
as a catholic.. the 40days & night before easter (known as lent) we arent supposed to eat meat on fridays.. b/c Jesus was in the desert for 40 days and nights and fasted.. we give up meat on fridays and give up something else to remind us of what Jesus did for us..
now that sounds like lent...which ends on Sunday and starts on Ash Wednesday (yet another made up thing) where persons fast for 40 days (excluding Sundays...hmmm)
Well I won't disrespect your religion TTD or anybody else here that believes that but Kween is right, somebody just made that up.
my last comment was in response to king's...in the past i never understood persons' beef with organized religion, but now i see it slowly but surely...if we are to follow Christ's example we would find that he was not fixed on no traditions, instead He spoke out against them and emphasized on His Father's Will...but i am so not getting into that right now...that maybe a post one day
No Julissa. GP is on some other stuff. LOL!
yeah there is nothing in the Bible about that... and how does giving up something for 40 days remind you of Jesus who gave up his life... doesn't compare especially since once lent is over you're gonna go right back to what you were doing before...
we give something up the entire 40 days (including sundays) ya'll asked why not eat meat today.. and i told you the catholic take on it...
and people make up a lot of shit and others follow... so what's your point?
a fast should not and cannot be an organizational thing...the Bible even tells us that our fast should be between us and God...and we should not even brag or look like we are fasting...
the no sunday's thing came from the baptist...how, i have no clue...they said that between ash wednesday and easter sunday there are 46 days...so subtract the 6 sundays...
never heard that.. and your right.. the fast is supposed to be b/w you and God which is why whatever you decided to give up or do to bring you closer to God.. should be kept to yourself...
and kool whatever you give up.. after easter it's encouraged that you refrain it still or at least use it in moderation...
my ex gave up weed for lent... WTF!
i don't like the baptist "lent season" cuz it's like you are fasting til that sunday...cuz everybody do what they fast from on sunday
it's something he liked... i gave up drinking before... also sex... my ex didn't like that one too much.. LOL
Man yall gonna make me discuss this?
Ok I think what Kool and Kween is saying TTD is that it is being presented as a rule or something that was instituted by Jesus or God but it's just something that some dude decided to do and past it on to others.
Like if I said on "good friday" I'm going to stand on one foot all day to remind myself of the large amount of uncomfortableness that Jesus suffered. Then I become a preacher and tell the congregation what I do and a few people misconstrue it as law and 2000 years later abunch of folks are hopping around on one foot on "good friday". Don't get me wrong I would love to have influence like that but I think it's dangerous to tinker with such an important thing such as that.
thank you D. i mean Jesus may be alive today but he gave up his life on earth for all us ungratfull children... to go give up something for a certain about of days then go back to it is like a slap in the face. why not give it up for life.
its more or less like an excuse. then you can say you did your part.
its not really a sacrifice if you're gonna continue to do it once lent is over... and you can't say that most don't because they do. so why did you give it up in the first place?
i know God/Jesus didn't make up that rule.. im not stupid.. but the church comes up w/ things to help remind people of the love & sacrifices of God/Jesus.. not all people are able to fully understand that w/o symbolization given by the church... sometimes that helps.. i understand that you feel that it shouldnt be used.. but some people need it.. and it's not going to change just cause you don't like it...
You're right TTD. They aren't going to change it no matter how important I tell them I am. However maybe talking to others about what THE BIBLE REALLY SAYS will help them to realize that when men start making up rules based on the Bible you are headed for disaster. And it's unfortunate that some people have been convinced that "they need it" because in reality they don't.
D u r full of yourself i see
why are you headed for disaster if the TRADITION is based on the Bible? although different twists have been added to make it relevant to today's society.. if it's from the Bible, why is it bad? just curious as why you feel that way?
i think i understand what D is sayin as far as "making up rules from the Bible"...God already laid down the law...no need for man to admend them
and we man a mend the laws from God...you end up having people following man and not God
If I make it up BASED on the Bible then it could be wrong. It could be putting emphasis somewhere that it doesn't need to be. Like what you can and can't eat. Don't do things BASED on the Bible do what The Bible says. Before Jesus died he told his disciples to do ONE THING to remember that evening and that was to come together on the same night that he died each year(which was wednesday this year) and pass unleavened bread and wine just like they did that evening.
Adding bunnies and eggs and chnages of diets was never part of what he said. Humans are funny in that we can't even do everything he tells us to do but then we go and add extra stuff. Hilarious.
d - do you go to church? that has nothing to do w/ anything.. im just curious...
Yes I worship with my fellow believers. I also study on my own. The Bible is a very deep and important book but it's also quite entertaining.
oh.. and since we're on this topic.. let me tell you about this dude in the market last night! i have cornrolls right now.. the guy was like.. why you go & put them braids in your head? you know the BIBLE says it's wrong to do that? (im like where in the hell does it say that??) but i just smiled & kept it moving.. then he's like.. what church you go to? so i was like a church in the city and walks away towards some other dudes so he wouldnt be tempted to come bother me anymore..
what i thought was crazy about that convo was that even IF the Bible did say, don't wear braids.. this dude was gay as he wanted to be! how he gonna try to preach something to me, and he not living right himself???
he was crazy!
what denomination are you?
i'm been meaning to right a post about my view on my church situation.. but everytime i have the time to write it (cause it's gonna be a long one) something else comes up that's bothering me, that I need to post about.. one day though...
yeah i've heard that braided thing before...and actually read the scripture on that...and that is so for MEN...
LOL! Well the Bible does say that and I've heard people make that statement too. What a lot of people do and preachers as well is read just one scripture and go from there instead of reading the scriptures before it and after it also. Sometimes you might have to read the whole chapter to understand what's going on. Long story short there is nothing wrong with wearing braids in your hair. LOL
Write a little at a time and just keep saving it until you can finish. I'd like to read that.
my old pastor tried to pull that mes. he told everybody that if they wanted to work in his church... (his church) that they could not wear braids, twist, dreads. the men had to be clean shaven with no beards of any kind. now you see i said his church. God said come as you are. and here he go making up rules.. now i'm not saying not to look nice but it ain't no where in the Bible that says this mess. he pissed a lot of people off. some conformed some didn't. he had a lot od dumb rules. then his little secrets started coming out and that was it for me.
i know! i wasn't gonna stop cuz some faggy told me not to! i just dont like for people to try to pass judgement on 1, when they got their own issues to work out!
see.. i dont like how in a lot of baptist churches.. if you come in, in regular clothes.. you get looked at like ur crazy.. i feel as long as your attire is neat.. you should be able to come as you are as long as you're there to rejoice in the Lord. i heard of some churches where women MUST wear skirts/dresses... i don't own any! all i wear are slacks...
It all depends on your culture and what different hairstyles imply to the general public. Because as a true Christian you should be an example to those who aren't or are watching you. In this society I would agree that cornrows on a man implies, right or wrong, certain things about a man. Blue hair on a woman also says that this woman might not be a woman of God. Again, whether those assumptions are right or wrong that's what they are and it's about helping others to see the light not just yourself.
God says come as you are but you should come looking you absolute best. This is God we're talking about. People fall back on that scripture too much for me. If you'll change 99% of your appearance to go on a job interview then put on your best fines to go stand before God.
If all you have is jeans and tshirts then ok that's cool but then I gotta ask why is jeans and tshirts all you got? Do you got the new Jordans? The new Lebrons? You could buy a couple suits for the price of those 2 pair of sneakers. Sometimes people look for the easy way out.
i agree.. but some people may not know.. for instance.. my ex wasn't the type to get dressed up for anything.. so when he got into church his attire was jeans, polo shirt & timbs until he could afford to stock up on the dress clothes.. who are we to judge as long as he's trying to make his life right w/ God?
and i look my best going to church, but i can look damn good in a pants suit.. so what difference does it make if i dont have on a dress/skirt?
what's the scripture that says the things about braids? i'd like to read it...
Again you should go in whatever your best is. if that means timbs and khakis then fine as long as they are clean. But at the same time you need to make an effort to look even better the next time. As far as pants on a woman I don't agree with a lot of religions that say they should NEVER wear pants but I do agree that while standing before God a woman shouldn't wear pants. In this day and age of independent women that doesn't go over well but humans are the ones that change He doesn't.
I'll have to find that scripture for you.
1 Timothy 2:8-10 (and that is for women, i stand to be corrected...)
1 Peter 3:2-4
Oh and yeah Julissa unfortunately you'll never see any of that stuff in the Bible.
i'll have to check that out.. i never heard it before and thought the dude was smoking something before going to the market! lol..
Here's verses 9 and 10 from that jsut in case you don't have your Bible handy. LOL
9 Likewise I desire the women to adorn themselves in well-arranged dress, with modesty and soundness of mind, not with styles of hair braiding and gold or pearls or very expensive garb, 10 but in the way that befits women professing to reverence God, namely, through good works.
that verse can be interpreted a number of ways.. im going to read the entire chapter... but thanks for putting it up there for me :o)
The thing about that scripture is that it applies to men and women. We should all dress modestly and with soundness of mind(like we have good sense) when standing before God.
The hair braiding thing is based on what some of the hairstyles some of the non chrisitian types did back in that time. If it were written today it would probably say something about blue or orange hair or some of those suped up hairdos with waterfalls in them and what not. Sometimes our personal style or preference is different than God's and so we make excuses as to why it's ok to wear certain things or whatever but he gave us all the instructions we need. We just have to be willing to conform.
A woman shouldn't stand before God in pants?
Wow.
ok.. kind of change of subject.. b/a no one is really contributing to this topic... does anyone have plans for the weekend? my grandmother always cooks a big dinner.. how about you??
the only "big" dinner I make all year is on Thanksgiving. I always make Sunday dinner but it's not going to be 5 courses like on Thanksgiving.
i saw that comment too chele.. but left that alone!
my grandmother does thanksgiving, christmas, and easter...
D's comments reveal a whole lot about him. Definitely an old soul. I think he believes women should be barefoot and pregnant.
chele u r too right on that one
Sorry, they were serving chocolate cake. I'm back now! Rejoice!
LOL! I don't believe in that barefoot and pregnant stuff. I think the genders have gotten really mixed up in the past decade or two though. Women have become more independent and men have been portrayed more and more as bumbling fools. I don't think that's a good idea. Especially for the family. It also is the reason there are more and more gay people popping up. But that's just my thought on the matter.
As for my plans for the weekend. I'm going to the movies tonight and to Jillians up at Arundel Mills. That's as close to Bmore as I go. LOL! Saturday and Sunday is still in the works.
what??? there are more gay people because women are more independent? you really are an old soul. and a bumbling fool :)
another adj added to your name.. sexist!
what's at jillians?? and i told u what happened at arundel mills w/ that old man taking pictures of that little boy in the bathroom.. you better be careful :o)
LOL! Very funny Chele.
What I'm saying is that with less men around or portrayed to be a certain way in combination with little girls being told that they can do whatever they want and don't need a man that causes things to happen in the psyche of certain people. I don't believe in that "born gay" stuff by any stretch of the imagination.
Damn im 117 comments LATE!!!!Damn U KIng
it's not jillian's anymore
Dave and Buster's
and i heard it was weak...cuz they left it the same and didn't "dave & buster" it up
The same thing that always goes on at Jillian's. Pool, bowling, video games, and food. Oh and drinks, lots and lots of drinks.
If anybody takes a picture of my johnson it'll be a female and I'll have given her permission. If a dude takes a picture of me you'll hear about both of us on the news.
note to self...go to d&b's at arundel mills with camera phone fully charged :-D
*whew*
finally got that noose from 'round my neck. it's a damn shame slavery still hasn't been abolished in america.
what's new folk?
oh SHIT. are we talking about d's dick AGAIN? lawd...lol
What's up Nikki! No we are not talking about that again! LOL! Just discussing a criminal matter that happened recently. LOL
i didnt know it was changed to D&B
yeah TTD i dunno when they did it, and haven't been since, but some peoples i know have been there and they say it's sucky...
I hadn't heard that. Well D&B's is cool. And how much could they have actually changed? They probably just took the Jillian's sign down and put the D&B sign up. There are basically the same thing.
D&B's is way better than jillian's dude...so they didn't upgrade it to the D&B quality like out white flint
the jillians here in atlanta is kinda jacked. it's nothing like d&b. it's more like what would happen if d&b became addicted to crack and had to sell all of its posessions.
Well they have the same concept. Give them some time to upgrade. You women have no patience!!
but they've been d&b's for almost a year...maybe like 8 months
and ummmm it is not a matter of patience...it is a matter of being what you say you are.....
Nah I went to Jillians this past winter at least 3 times.
me too.. better check ur sources! i know they upped the damn admission! it's $10 after 9 or 10 and they force u to play those stupid games
den maybe it has been like 5 months...cuz it wasn't jillians on new year's eve and we decided not to go like we did the year before...and it was changed before new year's...
ok they did it in november....damn i forgot the exact date from the article i just read...but anyways...that deal was $42 million...WTF
I just read an article that said they bought them out but they weren't going to change the name. Who knows.
i'm mad that they said this is their first one in the "baltimore" area...it's not baltimore
king is this a date...and if so she needs to be introduced to your blog family...lol
Yeah its a HUGE HUGE DATE! She's special I'll probably marry her. I'll be expecting gifts no later than tuesday of next week.
lol...you'll get a gift when we get an invite to the wedding
hey that's better than checkers...lol...she might be the one for u King
LOL...wow not Checkers! How does that chick get brought up daily around here?! LOL
actually i forgot that she was attached to the checkers thing...i just remembered talking about you and dating and checkers came up...lol
Yeah I'm sure it wasn't intentional.
funny thing is it really wasn't...but if it was it would've made it 10 times funnier HA HA
anyways...we won't come crashing your date...lol...though that would be funny too...hmmmm...naw j/k...just send our invites in the mail and don't just post it...lol
Calm down Kween. It's not a date.
i only go to jillians now for the fights
Calm Down???? i wan't pumped....unless you told me that you want me as a flower girl in the wedding...i haven't been in a wedding in like 2 years....can someone get married please, i like being in weddings...
:-D...
damn me and my typing wan't=wasn't
im getting married.. in 2007 or 2008.. you gotta ask GTL when he's gonna give me my ring :o)
ok people one more hour to go..keep me entertained!!!
what month TTD...lol...i love to know what seasons people pick for their weddings and why???
probably may or june.. cause it's not close to my birthday and i can get a good gift for the anniversary & bday.. LOL.. just kidding.. i want it warm, but not hot.. but not in april when it's raining..
but im out folks.. have a great weekend!!
dang i'm here til 5:50 grrrrrrrr
After whining and complaining, I ended up missing the random thought friday fun because I had to leave town.
It was hilarious as usual!
This man is funny...*lol*
D, thanks for the smile. A little late for me, but I seem to run later than most.
Wow...I was not prepared for the supreme level of your randomness.
I likes, I likes. :)
no post today?
Stop it.
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