Random Thought Friday...

Corporate America? Check. College campuses? Check. Third world countries? Check. Yes my friends my plan for world domination is going along quite smoothly. The ladies love the sexy male point of view posts. The men love the sports posts. The intellectuals love the political and social related posts. But the one post that has made me an icon throughout the world only comes once a week. Studies show that traffic accidents have ballooned since it started as people have been rushing to get to work just to get in front of their computers and wait for it. It has also caused some positive things to happen for my loyal subjects. Notice this exchange between a one of my readers and her boss recently:

Boss: Hey I've noticed you're here early every Friday morning!

Loyal Subject: Uh. Yeah well nobody wants to come back to work on Monday with a mountian of work.

Boss: That's smart. I think I'm going to give you that promotion instead of Johnson.

Loyal Subject: Really?! Thank you sir!

Boss: No problem. You've shown real dedication. I mean look at me, I just come in early on Friday's to read Random Thought Friday on this blog I look at throughout the day!

And there you have it my friends. I am invading every office and every cubicle. It shouldn't be long before some college offers a course on my writings. Don't look at me like that because we both know you'd sign up!

Ok I've toyed with your emotions for long enough. Ladies, gentleman, jerks, and losers it is Random Thought Friday!!!!


Hey remember when I said I was invading every office? Well this morning I here a huge laugh and then my office phone starts to ring. I've been discovered. Yesterday afternoon I was on Nico's computer burning a cd and I checked to see what was going on with Nikki and what's his name in the comment section. I then deleted what I thought were all traces of my blog. Well for once in my life I didn't do a good job and this morning Nico found my blog and apparently finds it quite funny. Shocker. He is now creating his own blog and will more than likely become the newest loyal subject. I gotta be careful now! He's an African who hates America but he's cool. Yall ...check him out and tell him The King sent you. Oh and ask him where chocolate milk comes from.


Why don't you have Google Talk yet?


I had the weirdest dream last night. Britney Spears was stalking me and I ended up having sex with her. It was weird because Thursday nights are usually designated for Mya and Alicia Keys. Anyway I had sex with Britney and I wish I could paint you guys a picture but...well let's try this.



That was just vulgar and I should apologize. I won't, but I should.



One of my co-workers is bringing everybody Popeye's for lunch and I kid you not I feel like dancing on my desk. It's Popeye's and IT'S FREE!!!


Here's a fun game for you ladies. If you have a nice fart box, when you walk toward a guy count to 3 and turn around and I guarantee that nobody what the age, or race of the man he will have just turned around to check out your booty. Men are pigs. Not me, but all other men.


Can you believe it's almost 12 o'clock and I'm just getting started on this? They are working me way too hard around here!


Any suggestions for the next blogger of the week? Wait. Never mind.


I need to go buy some new shoes.


I've got gas.


Ooh that stinks....and yet it smells so good.


Should I put advertisements on my page or keep it real and not sell out to the man?


So George Bush approved the leaking of classified information!! I am shocked! You mean he lied and broke the law while serving as President?! I mean this is getting bad. Apparently not as bad as getting a hummerfrom one of your interns though! And you wonder why every other country in the world hates us!

Sarcasm is my friend. My best friend.


Looking for a way to get rid of your man? Tell him you'll only give him head if he wears a condom. He'll be gone in a week.

Ok I gotta do some work and besides my Popeye's will be here in a minute. Have a great weekend and when you dream of me be sure to say KING instead of Ddot that way if he hears you it'll be easier to play off. I am so helpful. What would you do without me? One.