Pricks. On to the post!
The King makes the blog world go round and round, round and round...all day long! I know you missed me last week. I missed you too. Only I missed you like I miss a toothache.
I figured if Osama can drop another tape I could take a few minutes to type some crap up for you guys. Which reminds me. How did they find Charles Taylor, who looks like your average black guy, in AFRICA but they can't find a 6'10 arabian dude with a dialysis machine walking across a mountain? Oh well I'm just some guy that types up stuff on a blog and insults my readers so what do I know?
Answer: EVERYTHING!
I was watching the news this morning and I saw that Roger Ailes was chosen as the most powerful person in the media. There's only one problem. He's the chairman of Fox News. Go ahead and pencil in Jeb Bush for your next President.Ok I'm rambling. Dare I say I'm even being Random? I dare, I dare!!!
Before I go, and let you good people get back to wasting your employers money some other crappy way, can we stop all these celebrity blogs? You all use the same pictures and a lot of time the same jokes. Which by the way are usually only marginally humorous. Am I hating? Yes. Can I do that? Abso-fucking-lutely. Nobody's blog is as dope as mine and if anyone tells you any different they are motherfucking liar! Oh and get a KING button from my sidebar and let the world know you are DOWN WITH THE KING!
So I, the world's greatest blogger, the people's champ, bid you adieu. I am so international. Good day!
50 comments:
Well my dear Julissa if you ever posted anything(LOL) you would know that blogger has been tripping all morning! I don't think I was the only one having problems. Good morning and afternoon to you as well.
This would've been much funnier early in the morning. LOL
Well, damn. Someone had a big 'ol glass of haterade and a side order of "I'm so full of myself" this morning. Are you kidding me with the buttons?
I'll give you a few cool points for originality.
I have that for breakfast EVERY morning my dear Chele! How are you?! I'm on my way to your page right now to see where you have placed my button!
Good luck finding it, dude.
Hard headed woman! LOL
you are straight hating today, d. you need to get some ass pronto cuz evidently you clogged up and it's messing with your usual good humor.
The hate is all in good fun ladies. LOL! Besides, I was provoked.
yeah you were trippin this morining!!!
isssues
I have never claimed to NOT have issues!
I was blessed with a visit from His Highness today and I didn't know how to act!
Thanks for stopping by.
provoked? spill it ...
I was mad at blogger.......
yeah i got to hear thisone... why were you provoked?
LOL! Nope. Sorry I have to keep my internet beefs subliminal from now on.
WHAT!!! i can't believe you are not gonna tell... thats it!
LOL...ok just check my blog out everyday and you'll get the answer. How's that for a cliffhanger?!
this ain't friday... you supposed to do cliff hangers on fridays or at the end of something... you are so wrong.
I live by my own rules Kool! You should know that by now. ;)
His Highness is not in a good mood so I am feeling even more special that despite the 'tude he still picked me as Blogger of the Week.
Do I get a temporary throne and crown with this shyt or is it strickly gratus?
Ohhhh I wanna go home so bad...I hate work!!!
ok finally made it back to my desk and i will be leaving at 4:25...and i haven't really read the post yet cuz when i saw the word orgasm in osama i realized sex has taken over me...
Congratulations Zia and I'm always a little pissed because I too hate my job. So this is probably as good as it gets. LOL! Make me look good this week please.
whatever D
yeah Kween you got sex on the brain!!!
Sup Kween.
D don't "Sup Kween" me like i am one of your boys...greet royalty accordingly my co-heir
What's the dealy yo K boogie?
better?
worst
u suck...King Poopie Pants
lol
but as always...i love you...ok peeps it's been real fun, but i'm out...
I'll check y'all on the flipside aka tomorrow
King poopie pant????
Oh that's real mature Kween. You butt munch.
Aight Kween.
wait...butt munch...oh you done did it...you african booty scratcher you...
now i'm gone :-D
i read the post a while ago.. but didnt have time to comment til now.. hey folks!
HEY YALL!
Just sayin' wasssss upppp!
Abso-fucking-lutely? I'm stealin that one.
morning all,
blogger is acting a straight fool
still?
where's ddot the flea?
good morning y'all
:-D
you silly kween. i don't know haven't heard from him this morning.
i am feeling rather silly today...
ok after finally reading the post...ifoomcanrotflmhyao....
i fell out of my chair and now rolling on the floor laughin my high yellow ass off
Am I going to have to turn off the comments for the first 3 hours after I post so that yall will read the post BEFORE you comment??? Geez.
Glad you enjoyed it Kween. I thought it was pretty funny too but apparently it came off as mean to others. Who knows but I do enjoy seeing how different people interpret my stuff.
don't do that...others read the post before commenting...some comment w/o reading....some read w/o commenting...you can't cure us all king...lol
GUESS WHOSE BIZACK.. :)
Sup D and da rest of da KINGDOM...
I'm mad you said you missed us like a toothache.. *shin kick*
BK
Glad you got the reference SistaGirl.
Welcome to My Kingdom!
Ok, now who told you to check me out?
Blogger was tripping again this morning so I decided to boycott. :)
boycott...lol...
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