It's raining men! YAAAAYYY!!!!!
Kobe, last night was magical.
GAY MEN'S MAGAZINE APRIL '06
Ooh Jermaine I could get used to this!
And here is a video of Kobe asking Chris Childs for his room key and Child's response. If anybody can find Chris Childs please tell him that he is The King's hero!
Ok have fun laughing at Kobe and do some work for a change!!!
118 comments:
I HATE THIS POST
You have a naked pic of Kobe! What's up with that? LOL
LMAO!!! I LOVE THIS POST!!!
Angie the only person that does like him is your buddy Kween. I have to wonder about anybody that likes that character.
i never cared for him...but damn if he don't look gay in that first pic!!!
That was some funny shat....
the boy is a great b-ball player...he's only flaw...well two flaws was marrying that broad...and pluggin the white girl's fart box...
He's an arrogant prick. That's his flaw! He thinks he's the second coming of MJ only better. That's another flaw!
Plugging the white girls fart box actually got him brownie points in my book!! Although I never saw anything like that in the police transcripts.
are we for adultry now, D?
and being soo conceited/arrogant about his game.. AND trying to bring down Shaq cuz he f'd up!
HOLD UP!!!! KING aren't you an arrogant prick also???
No,no,no! The King would never co-sign adultery!
But at least he was with a woman. Although plugging her in that way only further let's me know that he's probably gay.
Anyway....what TTD said...LOL
Yes I am an arrogant prick. I also think that I am better than everybody else but at least I'm likable! At least I think I am....
think again! lol! sike.. ur ok :o)
lol @ "at least I think I am..."
@ Julissa I was wondering the same thing. We are all the same back there, so if a man would do that to a woman, wouldn't he do it to a man too!
Ummm...well no not exactly Julissa but if he's obsessed with that then you might want to keep an eye on him.
ok please don't turn this into another perverted convo...i can't handle it...
Folks got quiet on that one J!! LOL! Well it's safe to say that The King has no clue what's up with that type stuff!
what anal sex...pah
tried.. yeah
completed.. no
that shit hurts & i like sexual pain, but not like that.. homosexuals can keep that!!
astroglide makes everything easy...fyi...that stuff is amazing
I don't care to try it because when it slips and even comes close...ouchhhhh!
LOL TMI
it made a magnun xl feel like a finger (as far as going in) no pain
ok that was tmi...
oh yeah especially if he entertains the other areas...
damn i am thinking about the vein again....
D can you give us a pic of "the vein" of yours...lol
i thought you didnt want a perverted convo! lol
i know...but i couldn't resist...i had to put my lil input in about anal sex and it just rocketed from there
Ain't gonna happen. You bunch of pervs!
Are you Greek Jenny?
the naked kobe photo was supposed to turn me on but instead it made my nipples flacid.
oh well...
i don't really hate the cat. i just think he represents the fake shit that goes on with cats and the media. putting forth the image instead of the real and then trying to backtrack once the real gets told.
oh, and the adultery thing and possible rape thing are bad too. i just wish brotha had come clean with the adultery instead of playing punk and trying to bring shaq into it. i have a friend who would refer to him as being a 'bitch ass nigga'. i generally don't like that term, but it damn sure applies in that instance.
Yeah Nik I think him trying to pull Shaq and other folks over into his mess to help himself out is really what makes me hate him most. He can never be trusted.
Because I've heard that Greeks are infamous for having backdoor sex.
didnt he learn from melo?? snitches get stitches! lol
yeah there's some stimulation...
oh yeah i heard the same thing Laa that greek females do it so they can still be considered a virgin when they get married
Man, I can not stand Kobe, I thought I was one of the few.
I always told my ex that we could do it if he let me do it to him. Of course he changed his mind after that LOL
am i the only one who thought 'brownie' points for a brotha sticking his penis in a girl's ass was funny?
lol yeah peeped that too nikki
Ok I had never heard the Greek thing and I just did a google search and a lot of people actually use the term "greek" to describe anal sex!
I have learned something today!
Ok that's enough "butt talk" so what else is on the agenda today?
king can you give a good tongue lashing?
Is this the same person who said she didn't want a perverted conversation?
oh lawd. frankly, i don't want to know jack about king's sexual prowess (or lack thereof)
i'd rather talk about something interesting...like the mating rituals between fleas.
Hmmmmmmm!
get over it..i have to live thru words right now...so let's talk
Whatever Nikki!!! LOL!
Kobe can seen some easily out here.
Kobe dad named him after a city in Japan.
Kobe, Japan is a real city in Japan.
folk, don't waste your hatred on kobe. that's energy better spent on hating folk who actually have an impact on your life, like your boss.
in my case, today i got some serious hatred going on for one of my co-workers. she pulled a bitch-ass move on me today. i really want to check her cuz she's the only other token in my department.
see, HER i can hate. kobe? that cat ain't paying my bills. i think he's fake. i don't hate him though. i feel sorry for the cat.
Great. More random info that everybody already knows.
New Rule: If nobody asks for definitions or useless info don't offer it.
Good point Nikki. So what did your co worker do?
PS-I still hate Kobe!
kobe is cool...
Kobe got his money so he don't need to worry about some jealous broke wannabe pimp.
Also it is a beautiful day in L.A. I was by the staple center last night.
New Rule: Unless someone asks you for the weather report don't offer it up because no one cares.
what?
anyway...no back door here. since i was summoned i'll answer an old question... but i'm with Kween and my curiosity is spiked now...
hey D why don't you just post all the rules so this fool will know..
this heffa here tried to get me in trouble over some bullshit. she tells my supervisor i've been dragging my feet on processing some paperwork.
meanwhile, none of that shit was my fault and she KNEW it. i told her someone else in ANOTHER department lost her paperwork, but she tells my supervisor I'M the slow mothafucka.
after i told him what happened, he was like "oh yeah...that happened to me when my paperwork was processed, too!"
so he knows it wasn't my fault.
she's just pissed cuz she asked me to do some piss shitty task and i gave it to her assistant to do cuz i didn't have enough time for it. i mean, she's not technically my supervisor. i rarely work with the chick. she should give it to her assistant, the one who don't do shit.
To King,
You wrote a post about Kobe and Kobe lives in L.A. so why are you so concerned about what’s out here? Why write about one of the ball players in your area D.C. also You might as well know what the weather is like in the city that Kobe lives in since you felt compelled to write about him.
And you tell you want to hear about L.A. but yet you are the main one always bringing L.A. like this Kobe post, you Kobe lives in L.A. well stop bring up the city if you don’t live here then.
he didn't bring up LA he brought up KOBE dumbass
Julissa do not encourage him please!
Might rain too
no one cares too.
oh grasshoppers
To Julissa,
use your imagination! Also me and King been thru the boring war before and look what happened.
So use your imagination!
The war that never happened Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
It's ok yall just chill. Kobe was born in Philadelphia and lived in a lot of other places including Italy. So I guess we should get the weather reports from those cities too.
His goal as was pointed out by Nikki last week is to come here and jack up the thread. We will not allow him to do that. He has lots of useless information and he's extremely jealous of The King. And as hard as it may be to ignore his foolishness that's exactly what we must do.
Nikki I've had situations like that too. You just gotta shake'em off.
i want to shake 'em off, king. actually, what i really want to do is shake the SHIT out of that girl. LOL
LOL! Well if you do that make sure you have a lawyer and a new job lined up!
i'm not that strong... my brain can only handle so much nonsense! then i gotta say something!
JUST DO IT NIKKI!
LOL
Hey ya'll
i don't but i think my baby does. all the sudden her nose is running green stuff and she sneezing and rubbin the mess out of her nose.
Ahhh...finally! Good afternoon Chele.
running green? she may need an antibiotic.
I Agree Jenny
Nah TK I have been straight so far this year.
finally? miss me? nevermind, of course you did. I was busy reading up on everybody's weekend.
Like everybody's weekend is more important than my gay kobe post!!! For shame Chele, for shame!!!
lol@u folk wanting me to lose my job. LOL...joking.
i'm not gonna choke her, but she gets the freeze for the next month or so. minimal level of contact and all that. she's not worth the effort, really. she got her own issues.
yeah...they are funny about giving babies to many antibotics...and shes had a lot to clear up ear infections. so i know they won't give her anything. i gave her some enerichina (sp) drops so i hope that'll work.
wassup chele!
oh yeah ... Kobe sucks! I was saving the best for last.
feel better now?
oh i remember what i wanted to ask while reading the comments... now i'm somewhat sheltered and don't get out...so don't laugh at me...what is astroglide?
Hi Chele
@Kool -- I'm sure she'll be fine.
@Nikki - don't you have some writing to do, young lady?
@Hey TK!
@ kool -- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh sorry, you said don't laugh.
It's a personal lubricant.
Hey Laa!
OH...
i feel so dumb!!!
lol@chele
it's already written! i'm just waiting to post it tomorrow.
nikki -- thank you!
kool -- don't feel bad, it just means that you don't have any problems getting ... moist! Be happy!
lmao@chele's answer...'getting moist'?
this sounds too much like a better crocker commercial for a bundt cake.
nope no problems there!!!
you know they use KY jelly to make the bows stick to the newborns head in their first photos!!
damn was that useless or what!
it's something that freaks like kween & jenny use :o) j/k
hey i resent that comment lol
hi kangly..
oh lord! no he didn't
bundt cake, LOL!
Hi Kang-ly
yeah i guess they figure it is gentle enough for your openess that it was gentle enough for a baby's skin
"for your openess"
kangly -- you have GOT to be kidding me! I have no problems whatsoever!
i could have said the p word... but i didn't.
I just read the 'openness' comment. OMG. That was funny. Kool, I think you may have been a nun in your former life ... not that there's anything wrong with that. :) Thank you for not saying the P word :P
LOL... i didn't get vulgar up in here!!! nope i just had a mother that prolly hasn't got any since the night i was concieved! so i don't some right out and say it...like shes sitting right here. *rolling eyes*
and how old are you kool? :o)
I KNOW!!! i'm 29 and lets just say when i was young and living under her roof she lefdt a lasting empression on me.
Kool you look so young! I mean you are young, but you look like your younger than that.
Kool uses good old fashion spit and baby oil...lol.
I am on the KY warming gel...lol.
Kangly a woman can't be on call all the time..lol.
I use Ky all the time it's one of the most important tools in a longterm relationship.
One because, I am not always in the mood, and I can get in the mood after penetration.
Second, when my man wants some while I am sleep, he doesn't have to wake me up....lol.
Third, because some positions call for it..lol.
is that possible? to have sex while sleep?
oh and thanks GP. i get that all the time!
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Golly DDOT:
I don't know how you can be so tolerant of bs on your blog. Then again, it is only a blog and you all are having fun with it! More power to you!!!
take it back king *raises fists*
Didn't he rape her anally? Just something to consider.
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