Good morning to The Dynasty members, The Commission, The Street Team as well as distinguished guests and other fellow bloggers. Every year, by law and by custom, we meet here to consider the state of The Kingdom. This year, we gather deeply aware of decisive days that lie ahead.
As we all know I, The King, am the greatest thing to ever happen to blogging.(Applause) Not only that but you the Loyal Subjects are my inspiration. When I receive your threatining emails telling me to post or you'll kidnap my first born, it really moves me and springs me into action.
The comments are even more than I could ask for. As we all know we've lost quite a few friends because of the comments section but who can deny the sheer entertainment value of Chance's comments alone?! Or his female counterpart Video X? Do you ever get tired of Kween trying to hide her absolute love for me by calling me names? Me either. How about TTD just looking for any opportunity to talk about her man? Ahh good times. Grant never ceases to entertain and horrify. The new visitors like Caramel, Missy, and Chocolate Thoughts always add a new and different perspective. There are so many more and we love them all.
Friends, the state of The Kingdom is strong. Yet we have many more challenges ahead. Including getting the lurkers to comment more often, to make me a Blogger of Note, and to have me linked on every blog imaginable. We are a resolute people and I am sure we can make this happen!(Applause) To our enemies we say that we will not waiver in our efforts to in fact make this blog the number one spot of leisure for people who don't actually work all across the planet! (Applause)
So now that I've bullsh*tted my way through a post I hope we all have a good and productive day. The next post will be a "Questions From Reader's" so be sure to email me your questions!!!
146 comments:
you gonna stick around this time! haha you gave what 3 comments last friday or thursday... that ain't cool!
haha i'm first!!! i've NEVER been first here!
lol at Koolbreeze...King you're a prick
:-D
The End is finally here for The Wedding...be on the look out for the dvd coming to a store near you
;-)
d.. sooo stuck on yourself! and i do not look for a reason to talk about my husband! but when relationships are discussed.. i cant help it!
at what's amazing you'll get at least 75 comments out of this, minimum.
lol... that's kingly.
I once saw that someone was oohing and ahhhing over 60 comments (I never get that many). But I thought to myself that ddot gets more comments when he posts a picture of a shoe. In our hearts (if we are honest with ourselves), we all bow to the king.
i think people post so many comments b/c we hold "conversations" in the comment sections.. not all bloggers do that
Even though I was shamelessly ommitted from the shout out list, I still decided to grace you with my presence. Jerk.
Julissa some people need to make a donkey of themselves from time to time you know...
:-D
I'll do my part for the kingdom by randomly visiting blogs and leaving comments like "Visit MY KINGDOM or I'll fecking kill you!" If you throw some cash into the deal I'll get really graphic. No need to thank me. Can I have your login ID and password so you can have all the credit?
lol @ Grant...
ok Ang you're right...so let me rephrase my statement...
Some people have to be an ass from time to time
at least i don't look like a donkey...
ok let's say that correctly...i am just having fun LOL
ok, ok... stop being mean peoples! back to the post! d, i think you'd get more lurkers to comment if you allowed anonymous people to comment..
TTD i was thinking the same thing, he limits his blog...King you need to open it up some more so that more folks can comment...
I used to allow the anonymous comments but they get out of hand. People get brave when they are sitting behind a computer for some unknown reason. Even when the comments aren't anonymous people talk trash as we've witnessed here today.
Grant you're hilarious! I wouldn't want you to do all that work and not get any credit for it so you can do all of it under your name. You're welcome. LOL
lol Julissa, he's not hiding...him, grant and rell are passing the popcorn back and forth hoping to see a girl fight...lol
sorry guys
Oh and KoolBreeze congratulations on beating the DoubleMint Twins this morning and being the first to comment!!!
Chele did you call me a jerk??? Oh you're gonna get it!!!
shut up D!!!! you're going to miss me when im gone!
It's not what you're called ... it's what you answer to. If I'm not mistaken, you did answer.
You are a damn fool. I can't even read all this..lol.
*But Ddot you forgot to mention Arson's undeniable raging fury!*
*Heya Arson!*..lol
lol @ Double Mint Twins...
8-]
This comment section is the funniest shit I ever read!!!!!
I must say that Kween is one of the best things that has happened to this damn blog..rofl!
King, do you like skinny girls?
I would have to agree w/ GP that Kween and D-Dot both have had a lasting impression on our lives through the blog..
GP please don't say that about Kween. She's already out of control!
Missy why yes, yes I do like skinny women, and thick ones, and light ones, and dark ones, and white ones...uh oh Angie might get me for that one! LOL
She's brought The Jerry Springer Show to the Kingdom..rofl.
ladycav - so did u have so many negative things to say to/about jackie as well?
Cav why don't you blog? That would be cool!..rofl.
LOL.. a beautiful day in the neighborhood.. man I get my daily dose of laughter btw you and my boy leon..
Not da doublemint twins doe.. LOL
Julissa I just checked out your blog. I like that template. Can I have it? And whenever you mention my name you need to link me. That's quite important! LOL
Nas & Jay yall need to squash this little beef. Nobody wants to read it. They'd much rather talk about my greatness!! Can Iget an Amen?!
no no no GP you are the greatest...
that was so squashed like at 12:00:53 pm
on a good note...LadyCav you have some beautiful children...
LOL @ the double-mint twins... i really laughed out loud at that one.
i wonder where chance is.. you give him a shout out & he's not even around today... i need a good laugh!
Exactly. Chance if you're reading this you need to comment!!
And where did Missy go? I think she was about to mack me down!!! I'm waiting Missy! LOL
yeah and video???
i visited her blog.. dont know how to take her posts.. i think she's a hooker...
thank you...thank you very much!
whos a hooker?
i THINK video x... but i dont know if.. i just dont know! it she literally means what she writes.. then she is.. but you never know!
http://vxoh.blogspot.com
is that the white girl?
nevermind
interesting... i'm not even gonna go there on X
oh yea if yall didn't know turns out all that stuff about Hezekiah Walker wasn't true and was made up.
What are you offering us to do the things you want for your blog?
Anybody know where the 973 area code is?
go here and enter the entire number
it's New Jersey
Jersey
ok after reading her blog.. is she a hooker or just horny all the dang time?
dang @TTD -- a hooker???
Thanks. That's where Bugaboo was calling me from.
My vote goes for hooker
i dunno chele... i only read the 1st post and was like whoa! but that's what it seems.. if it's true.. then whatever tickles her fancy.. but damn!
I hear you ... it does sound kind of suspect ... some of that stuff was just crazy.
Ok I've been busy but Video X is not a hooker. She's cool
Ok.. she not a hooker.. but dang if her posts ain't OUT THERE.. I know I got Adult ADD but damn.. LOL
I got two dollars on some head!
wow GP...wow...$2.00..
WHy do we share the same name? All Melissa's are not like that...
Im here King :)
Kween's back in this mickey blickey...though I was always hear...just on the phone...chit-chatting...King you're the greatest...
TTD you're the greatest
Angie you're the greatest
GP you are a complete mess! LOL
Missy I was getting the feeling that you were about to put the moves on me earlier...please continue..LOL
ROTFLMAO @ GP!!
julissa.. dont hold ur breath! it took forever for me to even get linked and then i got stuck in some damn "street team"
all members of the street team hates the name!
Why how nice of you O' King to give compliments to your subjects. Like LOS Angeles gang leader you see the importance of your subordinates (fellow gangs members). We appreciate you O' KING for the acknowledements.
Chance
King he compared you to gang leader...your comments on Chance were right on...this blog is full of entertaining comments
Chance the best you comparison you could come up with was a gang leader? I mean yeah I'm a little thuggish and I have a feeling that under the right circumstances GP and perhaps Chele would cut someone but c'mon you could've compared me to a great warrior king or something like that. Go back to the drawing board.
Yeah, the Street Team should have been the Alliance (or something like that).
i love when chance comes to visit!!
lol @ julissa w/ "huh?".. i gotta new saying.. and you have to apply this to your remark... just role w/ it :o)
Julissa we apprectiate you anxiousness to be a part of The Dynasty. Your request has been processed and is currently under review by The King himself.
GP is too funny
REll,
How to increase your blog numbers
The reason a blog increases in comments is very simple. If you look at a blog and you see that on average it does anywhere from 40 to 60 comments on average. And then out of nowhere you see that blog start doing anywhere from 80 to 160, and on a good day 200 comments. REll this increase is the result of one thing. It means that some unique commenter has come to that blog and this commenter has a magnetic personality. And this inspires other commenters to comment more and this inspires lurkers to start commenting also. So REll evry blog needs that unique commenter who has something about his or her personality that makes people want to participate (engage) in the comment section. If you look at the day a blog started increasing dramatically in comment number you will notice that it is the result of some unique commenter that has come around and was not there previously just look at the past months in the comment section of any blog. And you will see that the comments were fewer. So I say To every blog master find that unique commenter wth the magnetica personality. You will know who it is because you will notice an incrediable increase in comments numbers. This is true also the combination of the blogmaster combined with that unique commenter makes the blog jump off. This that I have said is true and can be verified by looking at the commet numbers in the previous months before the major increase. So all blog masters find your unique commenter.
Chance
I ain't no killer but don't push me! You're right Ddot, I would cut someone.
Put it on him Missy!
LMAO!!! GP you are a fool! And just for the record I am reviewing The Dynasty,Commission, and Street Team members.
Yeah, Chance...exactly
Well its past 75 .....
ANd I make 100 :)
From the Street Team: We don't want to be part of the Dynasty. We just want our name changed.
While you're taking requests, have the King update his photo.
Chance -- you have way too much time on your hands.
Los Angeles Race Riots,
There have been a lot of racial riots out here in the california prision system and county Los Angeles Jail between blacks and hispanics. It has been the news for the past three weeks.Most of Californi's prisons are up in Northern California. But blacks when we make it up north it gets better for us because the NOrthern California Hispanics don't like the Southern California Hispanics. And bLacks and Northern California Hispanics are allies. Southern California Hispanics are allies with the Aryan brotherhood (white racist prison gang). Blacks and sounthern california hispanics are always rioting in the Jails, prisons, schools, etc. Southern Californis Hispanics start most of the trouble because the have more numbers.
Chance
Chance you might be on to something. Now who's the magnetic commentor???
WEll I dont know how much a skinny girl like myself can do.......... but if thats your pleasure.......:)
Just give a good effort Missy and let the King handle the rest... ;)
To Chele,
Chele said: Chance -- you have way too much time on your hands.
What do you mean by that, I just got back from working hard at my job and I have not been to sleep yet.
Or maybe you meant the comment in another complement way. It is all good and I just sittin and typing enjoying you all Chele, i'm enjoying you all.
Love from Los Angeles
Chance
Oh and Chance MY NAME IS NOT RELL!!!
GOOD morning TTD,
I enjoy seeing you and the rest of the crew too. And that is true from me to you.
Chance
I didn't mean anything Chance ... you just have this LA flava that is hard to digest
To Guide To Life,
BRUH! when I here your name I think of that song from soul II titled back to life back to reality.
You just keep guiding and continue guiding TTD in the right direction and yes from now she will have a deep reflection about how far you to have come.
Peace
Chance the Chancellor
if only grass was really purple
ok.. again to how delayed blogger is on MY end.. im just seeing video x's comment.. still haven't seen the one from chele to chance -- you have way too much time on your hands... stupid blogger!
To Chele,
Would you like for me to tone the L.A. Flava down a little bit. If it is too strong I don't want to be in the wrong for keepin it goin but you be knowin that it is hard to change a personality. But I can try and tone it down a little bit if you would like but no guarantee you see it all me. but if it is too strong I will try to change it when I come to the kings blog chele. Let me know your answer Chele because I don't want to scare people off.
Talk to me Chele,
Chance
WTH?
NO chance.. dont tone it down!
wassup rell, uh...i mean, king. hehehe
Ok ok...if we all ignore her, maybe she'll go away
Chele, I hear you loud and clear. Loud and clear. And if the Street Team is unhappy with the name, we will do as much as we possibly can to accomadate everyone's taste. But trust me when I say, Ddot put a lot of thought into that name....
We are working on a new profile pic, as well as a new name for The Street Team. Please submit all name ideas to peachygeorgia06@yahoo.com.
Peace
Chance
Oops I mean Georgiapeach
To DDOT,
DDOT said: Oh and Chance MY NAME IS NOT RELL!!!
Chance: I know King REll is another person REll has a blog named Rellevance and he is always amazed at how your comment section gets so many hits. And I was telling how to get the same results. The comment is for RELL (he real RELL).
Chance
To Chele,
I will keep with the personality that is natually me thank you for your agreement because it is like cement binding.
Peace Chele,
Chance, the mulatto prince
YOu are making me blush............with your chocolate self......
To DDOT and president-co founder of my kingdom,
The name street team is so fresh and so clean, because somebody gotta tell you all what'z jumping off in hood and streets of America. Thee street team is like your beat reporters they are out there in the streets telling you what's jumping off.
Chance
Chance you are a unique commenter!
Chance,
As a member and representative of the Street Team, the name sucks, although we all aprreciate being placed on the great King's page, we hate the name...Just call us Daddy's Girls...ummm naw...
Kween aka the big girl
;-)
To READERS and DDOT,
You can call your poeple on the west coast your west coast team that is me out here in california. Or you can call it west coast alliance. I'm seeing that some people don't like the street team name some I guess you will have to come up with something new for the loyal subjects.
Chance
GP.. you and ur profile pics.. i sware ur too much :o)
To President-cfofounder of the Kingdom,
I owe my uniquness to a lot of suffering I've been through and thank you for taking notice. O' great co-founder.
Chance
GP you're the greatest
Yes I am chocolate Missy and I think you've got a sweet tooth! :)
To Kween,
Ok I see your point we definitly have to change that name then if people are not KOOL! with it. It's not as Kool of a name like Crenshawn Mafia.
Chance
To Kween, Chele, & TTD
Wait why does Chance have everybody doing that...
Look I come up with the names around here. The street team is where everybody starts out and they work there way up. There will be no name change!!
u dont run this blog! GP does.. and she said she's going to work on it! so :oP to you D!!
GP you are killing me over here! LMAO!
To Ddot,
Yes Chance has started a new thing...but I am actually liking daddy's girls...and I will definitely be the big girl...it's all coming together...
Kween
really pretty, chocolate hood ornament......
Thanks Nikki, now I want some dick...ROFL!
Nikki has that affect on people btw...
work our way up???? elaborate please.
Signed,
One of Daddy's Girls (Old Girl)
u'll be linked as soon as i remember how to do it, lol
gp is the real ruler of this blog...i think king is just for decoration, like a really pretty, chocolate hood ornament.
To The HOOD On The BLOG,
Like teenage G (teenage gang member) you got to work your way up the ranks you start out on the street being a part of the street team. Then in your early twenties you are a young G (young gangsta) and if you have been proving yourself from the time of being a teenager by. Putting work in on the streets then you become an OG (Original Gangsta). But you have to make it to your thirties to be considered an OG and you must still be alive.
Chance
chance - i believe a member of the "street team" has made it to her 30's and living well... so what about her?
Not you too Nikki?! Don't let them take you over to the Dark Side!!! LOL!
To TTD,
Then she is a queen and big sista and she is to be respected as such. And her orders are to be obeyed.
Chance
To the poeple of this kingdom,
I am gone for the day...have fun...c-ya tomorrow...best wishes to you TTD...HOLLA!!!
Kween (The Big Girl)
40's ... and proud!
To Kween007,
You take care and have a pleasant day.
Chance
Chele is one of my Sugar Mama's!!!
To Chele,
40s and proud, well you have graduated long ago so you and those past thirty are going to be shot callars. Go ahead and put it down.
Chance
Chance that just turned me on! Damn. I loved that. Maybe you should write a post about me......:)
LMAO @ Julissa. Naw, Rell's the only up in this peach..lol.
TTD you are too funny. You an unique commenter too btw..rofl.
thanks GP.. the "street team" and i helped to boost the # of comments..
i'm with you Julissa... i don't understand the whole connection there.. she did that to me a few post back. i just ignore her
DAMMIT!! i dont see julissa's post.. guest i gotta wait til blogger stops acting retarded =(
typo - guess
To President/co-founder of MY KINGDOM
President/co-founder of MY KINGDOM said...
Chance that just turned me on! Damn. I loved that. Maybe you should write a post about me......:)
Chance: If you want to see some interesting essays go to my blog chancellorfiles.com. I just put up an essay on black women, and sexual genetics. It is very interesting. There is a lot of stuff over there it is highly and mainly intellectual in nature and essays on black culture. I f I wrote an essay about you which I could do peach you might not want me to be honest because I can write I really I'm a good writer when I choose a topic as you will see if you visit the blog. Do you really want me to write an essay about you based upon my knowledge of you?
Because I can put it down like DRU DOWN.
Chance
I'm not advertising "KING" (ddot), the url on the post you did and mentinoed my name that url does not lead to my blog when you click my name. It says URL not found and this. Is why I mentioned my Blog KING.
To TTD,
Yes you did help boost the comments.
Chance
Oh Chance you are definitely advertising/flirting!! And with GP no less! I will fix the link on my post but no more advertising and stop arousing GP!!
A lot of comments aren't showing up for some reason so I don't want you people to think I'm deleting them.
It is blogger at google that's the reason for this trouble with the comments not showing up.
Chance
ok fellow bloggers.. this may be the last day ya'll see me for a while.. if u wanna know the details.. check out my blog (and yes im advertising D! lol) anyhoo.. just in case it is.. it's been fun & thanks for helping my boring days go by so fast!
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