What else?
Oh did you watch the Grammy's last night? That was the best Grammy show I've seen in years. Kanye is an ass. The "Thank You List" he brought on stage was supposed to be funny but it wasn't and he just looked silly. And who dressed that character?! Button your shirt Kanye. Nobody wants to see that hamburger meat! And what's with the Knight Rider gloves?!Kelly Clarkson's performance was really good. I'm sure she's happy she'll be referred to as "Grammy award winning singer Kelly Clarkson" as opposed to "American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson". Yes I love white women.
Jay-Z , Linkin Park and Paul McCartney did a mash-up of three of their songs and that was the best perfromance of the night. Jay even had a t-shirt with Paul's former bandmate John Lennon on. Oh and if Beyonce and the two other chicks are going to reunite to present awards then they really aren't broken up. Kelly and Michelle take it from The King when I say....GET LOST! I know they get on Jay's nerves. I can just hear this exchange between Jay and B...
Jay-Z: Hey B! You tryna go to the 40/40 tonight?
Beyonce: Yeah can we go pick up Michelle?
Jay-Z: Who?
Beyonce: You know Michelle. She was in my group. You remember, the skinny chick, couldn't dance. C'mon I know you remember.
Jay-Z: Oh yeah that chick why she always gotta hang with us?
Beyonce: She doesn't really have any friends.Jay-Z: What about the other girl from the group. What's her name? Why can't they hang out together?
Beyonce: Oh Kelly is coming too.
Jay-Z: You can't be serious. Tell ya what I'm just gonna go to the Nets game. Holla at you tomorrow.
Why do yall let me go off on tangents like that? Focus King. Focus.
Oh I flipped back and forth to American Idol. The two criminal twins with hair on their chinny chin chins were doing their best Kanye imitation. I don't think they'll make the top 12 but if they did they'd be promptly voted off as nobody in America likes them. Oh and the two twins that were cool got booted off and I thought they could sing!!
Hey but what do I know. You're talking to a guy that went out and bought the Lord Tariq
& Peter Gunz album. That's 15 bucks that will always haunt me. Had I taken that 15 bucks and waited for Google to get started and invested in Larry & Sergey's dream I'd be a multimillionaire now and I could do cool things like go to my class reunion with like 3 bodyguards and never directly speak to anybody instead whisper what I want to say in my designated speaker's ear and let her say stuff like "Ddot says hello and goodbye."Ok seriously I'm focused now. Oh one more thing. How funny is it going to be when Gwen Stefani gives birth and the baby is black?! I know Pharrell tapped that Gwen you ain't fooling nobody!
I'm feeling it today. I need to write like five posts today just to put in reserve for days like yesterday.
Now before I say this I want to say that I already know that I am too old to be watching 106 & Park so you don't have to say it. But the chick Julissa completely ruins that show. She's absolutely clueless. What makes it worse is that she comes off like she's the smartest coolest person in the room. Remember when Tigger used be the corniest guy at B.E.T.? The came A.J. who took it to another level and now this chick that makes Tigger seem like Jay-Z! What would happen if Nick Cannon came and co-hosted with her one day? Wouldn't the high corny level in that room destroy the universe? Anyway J is willing to allow anybody who will spit on Nick Cannon to use her name. I am now saying if someone will pull a Nancy Kerrigan on Julissa I will treat them to dinner. So go get those crowbars people!!!
Ok I better get out of here before I implicate myself in a crime. Have a great day folks.
39 comments:
ok since you were all over the place i dunno what to comment on first...but let's go with that negro kanye...WHAT IN THE WORLD...though i loved the battle of the bands theme for his performance but the rest i could've done with out...that negro looked like kool moe dee...i see john legend sped up his walk so it would be so obvious that he's a fag...anyways...lol you bought that mess KING Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz to funny WHERE ARE THEY NOW...time to go google them...brb
Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz still work together. They are both assitant managers at a bronx McDonald's.
Joh Legend is definitely gay. Ryan Seacrest asked him what type of woman he likes and his answer was..."I hate that question." We know why you hate it John and that's why Kanye came out to defend gay people.
Oh and one more funny thing from the pre-show. Seacrest asked Evander Holyfield "What brings you out tonight?" Evander's response? "The Grammys". I laughed so hard that I think I farted. Anybody who saw it knows what I mean.
i always thought that was a dumb quetion people ask on the red carpet...but most celebs are just graceful and tactful to just answer them politely anyway...
King this was so hillarious!
First let me tell you, I just wrote a post and it features these words: pull a Nancy Kerrigan..... don't think I copied off you okay. I just wanted to let you know that. It's already written thankyou.
The funniest thing that you said Knight Rider gloves..lol. That shit cracked me up. The gloves are a sure sign that he will be getting Michael Jackson crazy shortly.
Kanye couldn't button his shirt ...it didn't have any.
That conversation between Jay-Z and Beyonce was hilarious!
I hate American Idol. Notice how Kelly didn't mention them in any of her acceptance speeches.
You should link me because I was the 2nd person to comment. And because I could be your mama and you should respect your elders. Now do it!!!!
Stop biting my stuff GP!!!! LMAO! You know sooner or later Jackie will accuse us of being the same person! HA! And Michael Jackson crazy?! I don't think I could've said it better. LOL!
Wow you're quite demanding Chele and you're an older woman. My favorite. I feel some serious flirting coming on! LOL!
Demanding older women? Sounds like you should discuss that with a licensed professional. My EX husband was younger ... notice I said EX. I'm through playing in the playground and swinging on swings. Maybe the see-saw ... I like the up and down.
I definitely need to seek professional help. But for a lot of reasons. Sounds like somebody else knows how to flirt as well...see saw...you oughta stop! LOL!
See ... you put it out there now you're trying to act all scared. I'll leave it alone Prince ... I mean king :(
A League Of Their Own...
I my dear Chele am NEVER EVER SCARED!!!
Kween it ain't gonna happen. Thanks.
oh it will my dear king...For me, TTD and Angie... A league of their own..bmore baby
Well well Angie finally got off the bench and got in the game.
Welcome.
What? I do love white women. Especially ones with big butts. Ok well I like all women with big butts!
Bmore sucks. I can not stress that enough.
Oh wow. Let's work through this Ang. Can I call you Ang? So you don't like interracial relationships? You boycotting Sanaa's new movie?
KING kick rocks
awwww i like the ring of that "Your Kween"...I can see it now...
Kween: King babe can you go run and get me some tampons, I'm all out...
King: Yes, My Kween anything for you...is there anything else you need, honey?
Kween: I'm a tad bit hungry...
King: Ok babe, I'll get some groceries and cook you a lil something...
Kween: King you're the best!!!
King: I'm know babe, I know...
:-D
Tell me why you don't like a whole group of people Ang. I am intrigued.
Kween you smoke huge rocks. Get help.
King you really shouldn't talk to your Kween like that...
You don't have to censor yourself Ang. You're with the King. What's wrong with building happy families in general? Whether bi-racial or whatever the case may be.
D D D D!!! from one twin to another...you ought to know better...it is not two twins!!!! it is just twins... dammit don't make me eva have to correct you on this again.
HA! that was funny. Jay-Z being sick of Kelly and Michelle. You know we love when you do the conversations! LOL!
I didn't watch the Grammys or American Idol, so I can't relate to the rest. I was LOST!!!! Where is Rell?
You are very right Kool. I was writing fast though. Cut me some slack!
Cool if you are looking for Rell check his page!
Yo what's up Arson!!!
i'm all late with this one, but i just saw the comment
HEY WONDER
i'll let you get away with it this time..just don't let it happen again
I actually enjoyed the grammy's. Mariah looked respectable. I wish Mary woulda did a solo.....Im mad Kanye said I been here 2 years in a row, I better win!!! I wished Jamie woulda won..It was nice.....
Peter Gunz son Corey Gunz is nice........Hear he might be signing with Def Jam under El PResidente........
I wonder if Jay-z will leave Beyonce for me..I dont' have any undesirable hanger-ons.....
:-D better late than never...
A League of Their Own
I have three random thoughts:
(1) I think it is great that you limit your Kingdom. It is great.
(2) I only watched the first 5 minutes or so of the grammies. Well, 15 minutes. I absolutely love Stevie Wonder - his comment at the beginning to Alicia Keys (?), "You look wonderful."
(3) The cartoon characters mixing with the artists. I found that disturbing.
(4) Not Grammys but music - why did they have the Rolling Stones at the Super Bowl when they were at the home of Motown. Detroit sure lost out on another opportunity to showcase something positive. Plus the music would not have sucked.
Four thoughts; sue me.
aaaah...this is the king i know and love. bring these kinds of posts back. loved it.
and john legend betta not be gay. he BETTA NOT BE GAY.
As usual I totally agree with you Leesa. You're also another reason why O love white women! Uh oh I better duck!
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You are so damn silly Ddot.
Funny post D.
I believe John Legend is gay. We have a gay newscaster (Charles Pugh) here in the D and he always says that John is gay. In fact when he was interviewing John one day he was openly flirting with him and John was not putting up a fuss.
i am gone peoples...y'all have a great weekend
i thought Kanye was tight -- maybe that's just me.
That was a funny conversation with Beyonce em'. Kanye needs a new stylist. That boy is a mess even though I do like his music....
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