Random Thought Friday...

Came to work a hour early didn't you? Constantly hitting that refresh button huh? Yeah I see you. It's ok you can admit it. You're not alone, there is about 350 others doing the exact same thing as we speak. Technically you're in the "in crowd". How does that feel soldier? Yes my dear Loyal Subjects today is Friday. But not just any Friday. No. It's a Random Thought Friday. You're welcome.

Now one thing you guys must remember about RTF is that these are really just random thoughts. They might be funny or thought provoking. It's just whatever is on The King's mind.

So put your miner's caps on and be sure to bring extra oxygen as we delve into the recesses of the King's mind. Enjoy.


Dick Cheney said that seeing a man get shot was the worst day of his life. I wonder does he realize that because of him and his homey 18 & 19 year olds are watching people get shot almost on a daily basis. Not just getting shot but blown up. Not just men but women and children. Think before you speak Dick.

Why is it bloggers can cry and complain to me but when I respond I'm the one being sensitive?

Today is Michael Jordan's birthday. That was the 23rd sentence I wrote today. What up Money!

Money is what real basketball fans call MJ.

Ok I've decided who's going to win American Idol. Sorta. I've narrowed it down to 3 and they are now being officially sponsored by The King. Congratulations ladies. So here they are.

Paris Bennett. Cute, likable and can really sing.





Kellie Pickler. The token. I'm only kidding!!! She's from the same area that I'm from and I can definitely see her winning. See I don't hate white people.




Mandisa. The best singer by far. The only problem is her butt has it's on zip code. Don't get me wrong I like a big butt, however the because of her image Simon is going to make it tough for her. But if Reuben can do it then why not her?!


I like chocolate pudding.

People who start crying when they are talking about their church scare me. This is on my mind because I was talking to a lady this morning about her church and the tears started coming. I kicked her and ran.

Does cocoa butter fade blemishes on white people too?

There's a lady in my office who has about 3 teeth. I call her The Tooth Fairy. And you guys thought I was mean. Shame on you.

I am addicted to those little bottles of Purell hand sanitizer.

I really want some chocolate pudding!

You gotta fill out an application to be in Al Qaeda?! Google it.

I had my first famous moment yesterday when my friend Big Rob called me and told me that some of the people in his office wanted me to come by so they could meet the crazy person behind this blog. So now GP I can officially go into my Kanye/Prince/Michael Jackson phase.

Anybody who doesn't have Gmail should get it.

I am so drained today. Yall got 3 posts out of me yesterday and here you are again wanting more. Greedy bastards.

I was watching Home Alone last night and as I watched the family go crazy when they realized Kevin was missing and try to find change for the pay phone I kept thinking to myself 'why don't they have cell phones?' I am old.

The NBA should let the fans vote on who is in the Slam Dunk contest.

I wonder if could I make it to the grocery store and back during lunch. I need that pudding!

I'm not feeling all that random today.

If Tupac drops another album don't we have to start wondering if he's really dead?

Ok I laugh every time I look up and see the Tooth Fairy and now I think she thinks I'm flirting with her. I gotta go to the car and get my gun. Talk to you people later.