Now look I had to go through a lot of crap including a full body cavity search to get this interview. So you ungrateful bastards had better at least pretend you like it. And to that one Secret Service chick with the happy hands I want to say all that wasn't necessary, I mean I don't even know how a person would hide something that far inside their body and I don't appreciate it. Call me.So without further ado ladies, gentleman, and fellow pompous assholes the President of the United States....
Ddot: Sup G.
GWB: Excuse me? G?
Ddot: Yeah G, you know as in George?
GWB: Wait a minute. They said Armstrong Williams was going to be conducting this interview!
Ddot: Well that's what you get for putting your racist buddies in security. They think all black people look alike.
GWB: Well where's Armstrong?!
Ddot: He's in my trunk.
GWB: SECURITY!!!! There's some crazy nig..um...black man in here!!!
Ddot: Lil G calm down. I put the Rodney King beating on a continuos loop. They'll be busy for hours. Just relax and answer the questions.
GWB: No questions about the rapper guy. Kanzil or Kanyanna or whatever his name is.
Ddot: Deal.
GWB: Ok shoot.
Ddot: Don't tempt me.
GWB: Just ask your questions.
Ddot: How do you feel your Presidency so far?
GWB: Well Kingy we're doing a heck of job. The economy is on the rise. We're winning the War on Terrorism. We're finding new alternatives to oil. Everything is going as planned.
Ddot: Don't call me "Kingy".
GWB: Why are you staring at me like that? How would you describe my Presidency so far?
Ddot: Doo doo on a stick. And let me just say that I think you're an idiot and you make my stomach hurt.
GWB: I think you have every right to say that! That's the beauty of America. Now let me tell you something funny man. I rewrite the constitution for fun! You think I don't know who you are? I've been listening to your conversations for years. And let me just say that you are one perverted son of a bitch. I can have your little blog outlawed and say it's best for National Security and everybody in my beloved red states will pat me on the back. Not only that but I can have you sitting in downtown baghdad with no body armor and a shirt that says "Muslims Suck" by the end of business today. Now is there anything else you want to get off your chest?
Ddot: Ummm...I guess I better go check on Armstrong.
GWB: Ok well we should do this again sometime.
Ddot: Yeah whatever cracker
GWB: Excuse me?
Ddot: Nothing. I gotta roll.
GWB: Hey Kingy before you go, guess what.
Ddot: What Ofay?
GWB: I really don't care about black people. BRUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Ddot: You evil prick! I'll be back lil G and I'm going to get you one way or another!
Man I can't even wait to see how this turns out! Ok I have work to do. Good day.
22 comments:
Okay ... I'm sitting here with tears strolling down my face. You are stupid! That was funny but scary because of how much truth it holds. Good job.
Thanks Chele. I aim to please. I'm glad you got all the subliminal stuff in the humor.
That was funny. You are probably going to be watched again. Like the google people did LOL
watch you back D... you know they got eyes everywhere!!!!
it was still funny though!
Thanks ladies. They probably are watching me but just wait until I do a serious one!!!
that was funny as hell! but u a punk.. you backed down when he threatened you ;o)
he should have had you shot on sight. he's setting himself up to get punked.
No TTD he didn't punk me! He's got something coming.
Nikki knows what the deal is.
i can dig it :oP
THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Why could I hear him talking in that voice when he was describing his presidency. I swear. That was too funny. Good Job Kingy! Keep it up!
Thanks.
uh Nikki what are you doing over here? don't you have a conclusion to be blogging?
Damn that sh!t was funny...Like the spot...Will be back...I'll keep you posted
What up G! Glad you enjoyed your first visit. We'll see you soon.
Goddess I don't think Ted Kennedy would be funny at all. He's just a drunk with a very large head.
you are too much!
You have a sense of humor when it comes to politics and that is good especially in these modern times.
The next president will have no choice but to continue the agenda of president George W. Bush because of the way Bush has set things up. So it is good to show a sense of humor in these times we live in, in life we must be able to laugh at certain situations sometimes. I write a lot also about politics, religion, black culture, origns of black english (ebonics), life, etc. It is good to see that you can find humor in the world of politics because most people get depressed when it comes to politics. Keep it going King and let your intellect and humor flow.
Take care, King
Your Chancellor Chance
Bush doesn't care about White people, Hispanics, Asians, gays, women, poor people, middle class, foreigners, or anyone else either really. He doesn't even care about most of the people in his family or the people he appoints. Look how he leaves them out to dry when the you-know-what hits the fan. He just doesn't care about anyone. He's not racist. He's just heartless. But there is one person I know he cares about, just ask Condi. Was she still in the bedroom when you interviewed ol'W? I'd love to see what his " chocolate bunny " had to say about your interview with him, LOL! And if ya'll don't know that Condi is his girlfriend...please! Everyone knows. Fun post.
good page.
You write some funny stuff man lol
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IMHO it's starting to get good.
Rock on!
That was hilarious and I have to admit that all that underlying truth is something that people better take notice of.
something is truly wrong wit u huh?
lol
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