Good morning My Loyal Subjects. Yesterday one of my fans emailed me and said she noticed that my content seems to have changed a bit. That I seemed to be catering to the ladies. Well I do. 99% of my fans are women so why talk about car engines and football everyday. Then I'd just be a mediocre blogger, not The King of All Bloggers. Holla atcha boy Summer! Anyway so I decided to dedicate a post to all of my lovely female bloggers. I can't decide if it's very original since I stole part of the lyrics from Jay-Z but I like it and really that's all that matters. Just know that it took me awhile to twist and turn his lyrics to fit you guys. So show some appreciation! If you don't see a mention of yourself in the "song" don't feel bad my creativity is usually gone by 10:30 and I just couldn't think of how to add everybody in there. But I appreciate all of you for holding me down. I'm sure Grant and Rell feel like a million bucks right now! Ok here it is.....Enjoy.
Of course I love you.. I love all y'all
I love girls, girls, girls, girls
Girl bloggers, I do adore
Yo put your address on this paper cause I would love
to link ya
Holla at ya when I come off tour, yeah
I got this African chick, she don't like me to roam
So she email me and tells me it's on
Said she writes that hot shit so she likes me home
I'm like, "Un momento" - mami, slow up your tempo
I got this DC chick, she don't know how to act
Always emailing me fussing, but she does her thing
She like, "Listen Ddot, I don't care if you're The King
You better - R-E-S-P-E-C-T me"
I got this one chick from B-more that loves to pick
She thinks she's a queen, will email me quick
My, cherie amor, to a belle
Merci, you fine as f**k but you givin me hell
I got this Michigan chick the day that I met her
Asked her why she so quiet, stop being a lurker
She said I comment when I want to King, so stop bitchin
And if you want more comments put me in The Commission
Now that's African chick, B-more chick, Michigan, DC and they all black
That's fried chicken, curry chicken, damn I'm gettin fat
Arroz con pollo, french fries and crepe
An appetitite for destruction but I scrape the plate
I love
Girls, girls, girls, girls
Girl bloggers, I do adore
Yo put your address on this paper cause I would love
to link ya
Holla at ya when I come off tour
I love girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls all over the globe
I come scoop you in that Coupe, sittin on
deuce-zeroes
Fix your hair in the mirror, let's roll - c'mon
I got this VA chick, she's quite mature
She like, "Why you don't you visit my blog no more?"
Like to show out in public, throw tantrums on the floor
Gotta toss a couple comments, just to shut up her holla
Got a ATL chick, that plays her part
And if it goes down y'all that's my heart
Baby girl so thorough she been with me from the start
Thinks she co-rules my blog, plus hers is off the charts
This other ATL chick I don't know if she cook or clean
But she write her ass off and her blog is mean
Nothing wrong with ma she's always on the scene
God damn she's fine and she comments all the time
I get frequent comments from my other ATL chick
She look right in that tight blue dress, she's thick
She gives me extra comments and shows The King mad love
So I had to introduce her to The Dynasty club
Now that's a VA chick, and 3 from the ATL
That means trash talking abounds, plus I stay in The Underground
That means I'm new school, pop pills and stay in beef
But I never have a problem with my first class seat
I love
Girls, girls, girls, girls
Girl bloggers, I do adore
Yo put your address on this paper cause I would love
to link ya
Holla at ya when I come off tour
I love girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls all over the globe
I come scoop you in that Coupe, sittin on
deuce-zeroes
Fix your hair in the mirror, let's roll
I love girls, girls, girls, girls......
Now wasn't that fun?! I thought so. If you are one of my readers who has no idea where this song comes from it's the video playing on the side. Again if you weren't in the song it was simply because of lack of creativity on my part. I love all yall. And if you're still offended stop your whining because I don't care! Shouts to KoolBreeze, Chele, Leesa, Goddess, TTD and anybody else I missed.
You're welcome.
34 comments:
Yeah this is hot...all hail the King for this post...(ok that'll be the only time i'll say that)
That was cool D. You are creative.
I am creative aren't I?! Excuse me while I go pat myself on the back...
your back rrrriiiiggggghhhttttt...
perv...
you have like 13 ATL chicks... lol
Yeah I know I need to move!
ddot bout to get some from GP... lol
I love this post, I just called my sister and told her to read your post today..rofl. Thanks for including me in the rap, I loved it with all my heart. I must say, you sure know how to make us ladies feel real special. Thanks for brightening up my day Ddot.
You're very welcome GP. Your part was the easiest to do.
it's ok.. i only say ok b/c i wasn't in the actual song.. & im not trying to hear that "lack of creativity" crap!!
of course i loved it TTD :-D
She loved it too Kween don't let her tell you any different.
What up Goddess! Try saying that. "What up!" Be sure to leave the "s" off.
Damn do i hafta post more to get some Boston Love :)
you're a nut. thanks for the shout, although I'm surprised you included the middle-aged.
Chele, is Ddot not part of the middle aged?..lol
Missy I have my eye on you....
Chele everybody gets love here whether middle aged or little babies like GeorgiaPeach!
Keep playing...rofl. Are you watching Coretta's funeral live on MSN?
It's really good.
A funeral is really good?! Souds like you're talking about a concert. Just drop her in the ground already!!!
Joe Lowery...omgoodness...he shut it down! You are really missing out. Wonderful speeches you are missing out on. Absolutely wonderful.
The crowd is going crazy for Clinton..he is about to speak.
http://www.msn.com/
that was tigher than a tennis ball in a flea's ass.
king got the skills.
and for the record, i'm a great cook but could probably stand to be a little cleaner.
oh, and gp...i checked it all out, too! that was a helluva funeral!
Did yall get to see my speech on there? No? Well I'll be sure to post the transcript!!! HA! This is going to be fun. I hope yall don't get too mad. Actually I do but I have to say I don't.
yeah DEE i got that song in my head too...
bye-bye peoples
That was good! Keep up the creativity. :)
U do(giggles):) ?
haha that was good!
You sound good to me Goddess.
morning folks :-)
:)
the ATL chicas stay representin!
"you might come on vacation leave on probation/home of the strip club known for the thick gurls"
Anywhoo...
Thank ya kindly for the shout out. If you're gonna bite, do it well. Very nice. I haven't been here in a second, but the real world is taking over my life...haha.
Grace and Peace.
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