Ok I write some funny posts about the characters that run the White House from time to time. But as I've always heard, the truth is stranger than fiction.Since I know most of my readers don't watch the news in favor of 106 & Park and Good Times reruns. Let me be the first to tell you that Dick Cheney the Vice President of the United States of America shot a man in the face yesterday.
Seriously.
When I saw the story I immediately thought that maybe I had written something on my blog and it had been mistaken as real news.
Can I be honest? I think that this Presidency is a practical joke being pulled on the American public. The writer's at Saturday Night Live get together and they write this stuff. That's the only thing that make sense at this point.
Dick Cheney shot a man in the face. Sorry but I just can't stop saying that. It's hilarious.
So of course I had to call and get the scoop straight from ol Dicky boy myself.
Ddot: What happened Dick?
Dick:I believed I had credible intelligence that al-Zawahiri had infiltrated my hunting party in disguise with the intent of spraying me with pellets. Only after I shot Harry in the face and he shouted ‘Cheney, you bastard’ did I realize that this intelligence was faulty.
Ddot: What?! And that's an acceptable excuse to you? You're a goddamn mad man!
Bush: I'm on the line Dick. Let me handle this.
Dick: Yes sir.
Bush: Look, this shooting sent a strong message to the terrorists. If Dick is willing to shoot an American at point blank range just imagine what he'll do to you.
Ddot: Am I in the twilight zone?
Bush: No you're not. In fact I think Harry Whittington is a punk. Had Dick shot me I would've gotten up and shot him back. I'm macho like that.
Dick: You're tough sir. But it was an accident. I thought he was a bird.
Ddot: What kind of genetically altered birds have you been exposed to? The guy was wearing a bright orange vest for goodness sakes!
Bush: Well there are thousands of different birds. Some wear bright orange vests.
Ddot: Stop.
Dick: That's right and we haven't allowed the public to see them. Just trust us we are keeping them away for a good reason.
Ddot: I said stop it. Do I look like Willie Lump Lump?
Bush: Well is Willie black because you all look alike to me!
Ddot: Ya mama. Dick this was your one pass. No more hunting for you. Unless of course you want to take your boss!
Ok it's Monday and I can't just sit around and entertain you people I have work to do! If you need a good laugh read the paper. Why? Because.....
DICK CHENEY SHOT A MAN IN THE FACE!!!
19 comments:
First of all: The Street Team, huh? Okay. I'll take it.
Secondly: I'm one of the readers that watches the news and when i saw this story I cracked up. There are going to be so many jokes about this today. Dick Cheney shot someone in the face!
Thirdly: It's weird how the featured characters in today's post are Bush, Harry and Dick. Sorry, that tickles me.
good morning folks! i watch the news.. thank you very much.. and YES.. that is hilarious.. how the hell do you shoot someone in the face when you're BIRD hunting?? the people this country elected.. i don't know what's wrong w/ america..
good to know that you spelled it "gangster" not "gangsta"
lol...
What? Cheney shot someone in the face? Wow, didn't hear about it.....Dem Franchize Boys is #1 on 106 Park in case anyone needed to know.
Funny post D.
i heard that shit in my sleeplast night while my husband was watching the news... i thought it was a dream.
That was so freaking Hilarious! Especially since I am sitting here watching the press core scream at the white house staff about why the press didn't know about this right away. and fox news just did a demo about hunting. Hilarious! I am still laughing. I'm gonna have to read it again! Good stuff D! Great stuff! And the pictures...I love them! hahahaha!!!
BTW, it is unfortunate the man was shot. I wish him the best in his recovery.
Ddot: We talked about this at work today.
Woman 1: Did you hear the Vice President shot a man while quail hunting.
Leesa: I have heard that some republicans never liked Dan Quayle anyway.
Woman 1: No, he really shot someone.
Leesa thinking to herself: I was trying to be witty, twit.
Woman 1: But, don't worry, the man is okay.
Leesa: He may be okay, but he is less okay than before he was shot in the face.
ok...ummm am I the only one thinking that I would be trying to get ppppaaaaiiiiidddddd if the VP shot me in the face...
not at all kween.. not at all!
when i heard about this on the news i could not believe the madness...
you just took it to a whole new level!
I'm glad I wasn't the only one laughing so hard! WTF?! Shit is straight comedy.
ddot - I've visited your spot before, but I just had to leave a comment this time.
This post is fvckin hilarious!!
Classic!! I love it!!
...and by the way, I do watch/read the news. Haven't tuned in to 106th since Free and AJ left. LOL
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ha ha ha ha ha Every time I come visit, I am pleased DDOT! Ha! Have a nice week:)
I think I found the best picture of the hunting party on Dave Barry's blog.
I thought the incident was funny because it shows how inept the presidential cabinet really is, but a man getting shot in the face really isn't funny.
Thanks D. I don't watch 106th & Park, my daughters do.
"it shows how inept the administration is?"
not sure i follow...
We could get into a long drawn out political discussion, but I will state the facts that made me come to my conclusion.
"Vice President Dick Cheney violated a basic commandment of hunting safety when he wounded a man during a weekend quail hunt: Always be sure the background is clear before pulling the trigger.
Whittington had stopped to retrieve a dead bird and was walking behind Cheney when another covey of quail flushed.
Cheney swung his shotgun to follow a bird and fired as the barrel crossed the spot where Whittington was standing, hitting him in the face and chest."
If he had followed simple directions then this event would have never occurred.
HAHA!!! Good interview. Bush is lying. He would have cried like bitch - the guy chokes on snacks.
my feelings exactly and peep this
http://rawdawgb.blogspot.com/2006/02/leroy-i-mean-dick-cheney.html
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