Good morning Loyal Subjects...blah blah blah....I went to the bar last night and either my tolerance level isn't where it used to be or that bartender really knows how to make a drink. I was blitzed last night. I am quite sure that a few of my female friends got phone calls last night and I'm just hoping that I didn't embarrass myself. What I'm dealing with right now isn't even a hangover as much as it feels like I'm still a little tipsy. So no real post today. I was going to interview Coretta Scott King but she went and died so that idea is scrapped. Thanks for nothing Coretta!!! Well anyway I am the greatest...blah blah blah.....every female wants my body...blah blah blah. Ummm did I leave anything out? Oh yeah Respect the King! Ok that's enough I have to save my energy to convince my employer that I am not a lush. So in closing remember that I call this blog a toilet because my words are the shit. Hey I liked that one. I should've saved that for a real post. Oh well. Good day.
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I've come to work still under the influence.. a couple of times (damn the one on a thurs!) once you eat something & DONT drink water (that will only increase the buzz) you'll be ok
I just found out my boss is not here today so I should be ok. But I'm going to need a nap soon.
i thought you couldnt do a nap @ work b/c you wouldn't wake up until the next day?
Exactly and there inlies the problem my dear Tif...
poor king...don't drink gatorade...lol, i learned that the hard way...have fun oh tipsy one
what did you drink?!
I am scared to leave a comment...I know how cranky you get when you are sick. You start snapping on folks for no reason..lol.
Glad that you got out the house last night. Did you go on a date and have wild drunken sex afterwards?..lol. Don't answer that...lol.
it took me a min.. but i got my list up..
I had a few BoneCrushers and a couple Long Islands.
No I didn't get any GP! I actually turned some down last night. But shhh don't tell anybody!
whats in a bonecrusher?
1/2 oz rum,
1 squeeze lemon,
1/2 oz gin,
1 shot Champagne,
1/2 oz vodka,
1 splash Sprite soda,
1 splash grenadine syrup!
Either you looked that up really fast or somebody is an alkie!
lol...i looked it up OF COURSE!
is it a sweet drink? champagne's not for me.. i like that hard sh*t
lol @ Ttd.
between the sprite and grenadine it should be sweet...
It's called a BoneCrusher for a reason.
though it is called a Bonecrusher, the ingredients makes it sound like a lil girlie drink...
Well you guys should try it the next time you go out. I just recently heard of it but it's nice.
no.. u try a muthaf*cker next time u go out! and make sure its the green one! not the purple one..
Yeah I have had those before. I like them too.
i love them.. especially when they were 2 for $5 down HJ's.. oh kween, i miss those days...
alkies....lol
kween.. i know ur not talking!
hmmm sounds interesting.... though i don't drink anymore... good times!
lol...i just said alkies, not including or excluding anyone...lol
whats your favorite, all-time drink?
mine is Hennessy & pepsi.. heavy on the alcohol!! backups are.. e&j and apple juice (dont knock it til u try it) muthaf*ckers, absolute w/ pineapple & oj..
i tried to go on a wine kick for a min.. but that's not me..
(whispering)Sorry about your tipsiness, this morning.
Thanks Leesa. I'm starting to feel a little better now.
My favorite drink? I love Long Islands if they are made the right way. Grey Goose and cranberry is good and you can never go wrong with Hen & coke!
thanks for leaving a comment on my blog! :)
No problem Lain. I'm sure it made your day!
Ttd you are crunk today..lol.
Thanks for Nothing, Coretta? Please explain that one...
What exactly do you need me to explain about it? It reads pretty clearly to me.
gp.. i could talk about alcohol for days.. as kween said... im a alkie.. or as my t-shirt says: "i'm not an alocholic, i'm a drunk b/c alcoholics go to meetings" lol.. my brotha calls me a lush all of the time!
Ok Rell, I'll break it down just so that everyone is clear. I was saying thanks for nothing reference to her dying and not allowing me to do one of my "interviews". But if you really want my opinion I don't think she needs a monument or anything like that. I don't think she was any more special than my mom or grandmother.
With that being said however i do believe that my mom deserves a monument in her honor!! LOL!
d - drink as much water as you can so you can flush that stuff out of your system.
ttd - hehehe@yo lush ass. LOL
you know, i remember when 'lush' was actually a compliment...like "look at her lush ass...it's so round and bouncy!". now it means you just a drunk mothafugga who can't control her liquor.
i miss the old meaning :(
nikki.. i can control my liquor.. but i do like to be a drunk mofo on fridays and saturdays :oD
i have no doubt you can control your liquor. i just wish i could have my word back. usually when they use it on someone, it means they can't control the liquor. there has to be another word that works for that.
professional lush...lol
entertain yourself
entertain me.
entertain US!! we come to your site for entertainment from you!
yes king, so stop entertaining yourself, and entertain us NOW
I disagree with you Ddot, but I know how people are when it comes to family -- so we can just agree to disagree.
However,I don't think you need to diss her or anything. I thought the "Thank you for nothing" bit was a bit too much.
Not here to lecture but there is a difference not thinking someone is important and being flat-out disrespectful.
But evidently I'm the only one who feels this way so I'll just be quiet.
Rell are you saying my mother doesn't deserve a monument in her honor?!
LOL - no i'm not saying that.
please no drama today...lol...i got an 1/2 an hour left yeppie...king entertain please
There's no drama! I mean Rell apparently has something against my mother but I am willing to forgive him.
lol, no drama at all, we simply disagree about the importance of Mrs. King.
That's all...
lol, y'all are funny...ok y'all i need to get away...holla
What does this mean:
A favorite track from an outfit considered a "super-group
i took it as a bunch of artist from the same group come together to do a collabo.. like d said the firm (az, nas, foxy) i said ruff ryders (lox, eve, dmx) my husband said team roc (beanie, freeway, j)
ok i still got 7 minutes and nothing to do...so i am back...for 7 no make that 6 mins
Oh okay. Thanks.
Ttd, what happened to your comment?..lol.
i didn't say anything else..
When you answered my question.
its still there...
Thanks "yo". Now the next time you stop by and give a generic comment change your picture! The ladies in here might like it but it's just gay to me. Stop by again soon!
watch what u say d.. go visit his blog & u'll see what i mean.. lol
wow ummm yea... no comment.
Ddot's just mad cause my mommy's fried chicken is better this momma's. :-) lol
you weren't the only one Rell, just to damn tired to argue.
Oh you ARE gay! Wow well ok. Umm if that's what floats your boat. And being gay doesn't give you any reason to be be showing off your stomach on my blog!! HA!
what you mad.. cause ur stomach dont look like that?? :o)
You damn right! LOL!
Rell your mommy's chicken sucks! So does her Kool Aid!
dont be.. although it is muscular.. he looks kinda skinny... (no offense)
And you wonder why you have lurkers......
Rell I ain't fucking with you anymore. You got one Kingy award and you act like you don't know anybody anymore.
Don't you ever forget, I made you YOU.
lol.
Yaboy hooked you up with the fire profile pic D.
Rell has been acting real funny since he won his stinking award! And his moms macaroni ain't seeing my moms!
GP are you impying that I have lurkers because they are afraid to say anything?!
Yeah. You probably have all sorts of people wanting to know what's under that burnt orange sweater of yours!...rofl.
Btw Rell, I am still awaiting my dick pic you are supposed to be emailing me. Thanks darling.
we have an open relationship...
"Adda May... Adda May..."
GP don't act like you ain't one of them that wants to know! LOL!
Any discussion of xrated material should be discussed privately between you and Rell. And might I add that I am completely disgusted.
i think ur jealous b/c she's not asking u for a dick pic.. lol
Jealous? Yep the jerk already beat me out for most humpable blogger on my own blog! And he doesn't even have a picture! A bunch of jerks is what you are. LOL!
Whatever Rell. Keep playing with me.
Ddot you are used and abused..I don't think so..rofl.
not in blogland..
Used and abused? I don't know what you are talking about The King stays fresh! I have my pick of women.
Wow! You were off the hook today. I guess that bonecrusher was still in ya system. Let me say, that I have only had one bone crusher, and that was all I needed. Reminds me of THE PUNCH! I think anything you add champagne to, will have you bent!
LOST tonight on ABC!!!!
I see nothing has changed over here :) Hi D.
good morning folks...
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