Boredom in Blogland...

I was over at Mwabi's spot yesterday and she said something about blogland being blah lately. I then proceeded to comment and noticed that just about everybody who had commented before me agreed that blogland was blah. Interesting but not necessarily true in my humble opinion.

Now don't get me wrong all my regulars know I'll threaten retirement in a heartbeat when I get bored. But what I get bored with is writing or coming up with different intriguing things to write about. The creative process itself. But not Blogland.

If I'm in one of those moods then I just jump around and read other people. Maybe get an idea from someone else and try that. For example when I did the CD MIX CHALLENGE I couldn't think of anything interesting so I did something I'd never done before. Quite a few of you jumped on it and it was fun for everybody. You're welcome.

Some of the people who commented on her blog and said they too were bored used to be regulars around here. So the question has to be asked "Does thier boredom and absence from The Kingdom go hand and hand?" I think so because from what I can tell nobody gets bored over here. Seriously. Was anybody bored when they read the George Bush interview? What about the Dick Cheney piece? Me either. I read that crap and laugh just like yall. Oh well to each his own I guess.

So many people couldn't deal with the fact that we were actually chatting in the comment section that they refused to return. And yet that very chit chat that rubs them the wrong way is what keeps me and others from getting bored. That doesn't mean you shouldn't visit other blogs(I don't) but if you wanna be where the action is then you need to come home to Daddy.

So why you're sitting over there bored and emailing me about how much you dislike me and my blog we're having a party and these 8 hours just fly by. And this is not me dissing any of my former buddies. It's like Biggie said "I made you, why would I play you?"

So in conclusion I hope everybody who is bored finds something to perk them up and any and everybody that enjoys visiting The King keep coming through and I'll keep typing up some nonsense to entertain you!

Oh and remember one thing. Greatness is when everything before you is rendered obsolete and everything after you bares your mark. With that being said I am the greatest blogger of all time and because of that you will never find anyone that can measure up to me. Yes friends I am the standard by which excellence is measured. Good day.