For any relationship to grow you must have good communication. You must know a persons likes and dislikes. So to make this a place of complete joy and happiness I have decided to help you My Loyal Subjects out by telling exactly what I hate about you. Now you can jot these down and work on them. Aren't I a good King? I think so too. Now before you rush to the comment section to tell me what you hate about me(how predictable) remember that I already know that I am from a small town call Assholenia in the county of Jerkdom. So save it! Now on to the list.
1. Suggestions. I will never....EVER accept your suggestions. Even if I like them I will tell you that your idea is stupid and try to make you feel as small as possible. Keep them to yourself. Every indian can't be the Chief!!!
2. Advertising. Don't even mention your blog or webpage or whatever else you have when you are commenting on my blog. I will not only delete your comment but I will hunt you down kidnap you and hold you hostage in my basement. I will then proceed to sew your butthole shut and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you.....
3. Soliciting. This is in the same family as advertising but don't come over here or email me asking me why I haven't commented on your blog. If I want to comment on your blog I'll do it and if I don't feel like it then there's no use in asking because I'll only ignore you and your little blog longer. Thanks.
4. Long posts. If I do decided to waste my time and visit your little blog don't have a 5000 word essay because I won't read it and you won't get your comment. Or I'll read the last paragragh and give a half ass comment that will only piss you off.
5. Internet beefing. It's stupid. It's really, really stupid. And the King hates stupid. Now I know what you're saying: King you've have numerous internet beefs so does that make you stupid?! Now listen to me you little shit. The rules don't apply to me. Ever. I am a King and you are...well you're just you. Now beat it.
6. Boycotts. Please do not email me saying you're boycotting me because of this reason or that reason. I don't care. If there was a way for me to block you from ever showing up again I'd do it. Now stop being a jackass and pretending that you don't love coming here.
7. Biting. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Is sincerest a word? Well anyway you know what I mean and it'll be a word if I want it to be a word. Now stop trying to be me. You are writing your blog being you but still you wanna be me? Don't do that. Be original. There is only one King.
8. Hating. Why waste your oh so valuable time to come to my blog just to tell me I suck? It doesn't make sense little buddy. Even worse is when you waste a perfectly good email to tell me how much you hate me. I know you hate me and I wouldn't have it any other way.
9. Ass kissers. Ok maybe I don't hate hate ass kissers but I find you to be fake and The King doesn't like fake people. If you love me it'll show. If you're fake it'll come off as you being an ass kisser and we'll all laugh at you.
10. Complaining. It is hard coming up with classic material day after day. And then you have the nerve to complain about what you do and don't like. Do us all a favor and put a gun to your head and pull the trigger. Your brains would do the world a better service sliding down the wall than what you are using it for now. Ass wipe.
11. Oh and ummm....oh I just said 10?! Dang there are so many more! I sold myself short. Oh well. Now as you go throughout your blog surfing travels and all you see is Blogmasters and his/her favorite commentors telling each other how much they love each other and saying crap like "great post" tell them fuck off because in My Kingdom we keep it real! Fuck Disney World this is the Happiest Place on Earth. Good day jerks.
170 comments:
Classic, "Now listen to me you little shit. The rules don't apply to me. Ever. I am a King and you are...well you're just you. Now beat it."
Let me tell you how that was the funniest one of them all.
Thanks GTL. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
now why we got to be jerks?
We're all jerks in our own way Kool. You wouldn't love me like you do if you didn't have a little bit of it in you too.
who me.... not me! i have absolutely no idea what on earth you are talking about.... ;)
To the readers of the Kingdom and the KIng,
Chancellor (Chance) speaks
I have known about this blog for awhile and I would never comment on it even though I saw it often. I saw all of your blogs over a long period of time but notice I never commented.
I only commented one time and that was it. Now there are reasons about why I never commented besides that one time. And there are reasons about why I never visited any of the commenters’ blogs. The time partially was not right but now I’m a little more open.
Also I’m so busy writing and I was doing a lot of guest writing and I had a lot of commenters at other blogs. Personally people I don’t build up my blog in comments because I’m so busy at other peoples blog dealing with commenters there. And so I’m not home at my blog very much but I do post essays.
And good ones to and my blog is mainly intellectual, cultural, political, male and female relationships, genetics, sexuality, Gay marriage issues, and many other things.
So people don’t like intellectual blogs they like hood blogs, or blogs on food, or religion, or girl talk, or homosexuality etc what ever.
A blog can be a headache if there is a lot of fighting among peoples, personally I will get ghost and leave if it gets to bad. Because I don’t want to end up with someone hating me needlessly.
When I got to a blog that has a lot of traffic increases It happens naturally. King anytime you have a lot of females commenting on your blog. Females are more emotional so anything can hurt – they don’t mean to be that way at least the majority don’t. So be patient and use some TLC (Tender Loving Care). This is why you get a lot of complaints. But it is part of growing pains as a blogmaster. But ladies are KOOL and Smooth as commenters though you have a nice crowd here king.
I might be more forceful in my tone today because of the nature of the subject so King and readers don’t take it personally. I know how to leave and get ghost like I came too, getting ghost I’m good at that, because where ever I go in general in will always be jumping I will make sure of that. The comment section will increase even the lurkers will come out and start commenting.
Chance, The Chancellor
Great post. (Just kidding) :)
Okay, no suggestions, no complaints, no beefs. What's left?
Chance I feel as if though you might think some of these were directed at you. Don't go getting all sensitive on me champ! LOL
Chele there is so much more. Like we could all talk about how great I am!!
Kool I've heard the things you've said about your husband and I am quite sure he'd tell us that you're a jerk!!! :)
To The MEN,
Chance speaking form L.A. Cali said: Being at a blog that has a lot of female commenters I try to be more careful. Because sometimes you all know that other men on the blog can get upset.
Really this happens you never know who is fascinated with whom etc. People live in different states and already got a claim on some female or male. But guys we have this bad and this can cause beef (problems) also that's why I try to keep it friendly.
I will now start coming by commenting on some of your blogs since we all see each other here at the kingdom (DDOT’s home blog). If any man or woman on this blog thinks somebody is trying to take someone away then say that’s my woman or that’s my man.
You Guide TO Life and TTD everyone knows hands off. Of these two because they let everybody knows they are together. I’m sorry people if I come across strong but I must keep it real.
I laugh and I joke, but I can also have a straight forward shoot from hip style also. Meaning speak how I feel when the moment is available.
I will be visiting some of the commenters blogs this week so don’t be shocked people. If I just come by to lend support (comment section) the way women support us men. Women are the neck (female) that holds up the head (man) so they deserve some support.
Chance
Sounds good Chance. Just for the record I am stating my claim to all the women who visit my blog. Married, single, engaged. They are all mine so nobdy is allowed to flirt with any of them except me. Commenting on their blogs is fine but zero flirting is allowed. Thanks.
I am boycotting this blog right after i comment...
you hurt my feelings D. i felt that was inappropreiate and meant to hurt me...cry cry sob sob... i'm leaving now never to return.
and if Chance thinks he is the reason this blog is popping he muct not know what archives are...on to boycott....lol
just kidding
ok im lost not following chance at all....i have no clue where these essays are coming from, so ill jsut say ummmk....
and KING....im sorry love, i cant summarize, a majority of my post will be 5K plus, so i guess i'll just have to live with either no or half-assed comments, lol
To Julissa,
Julissa Said: Chance are you saying that you're the reason that The King's blog is popping? I'm just trying to understand where you're coming from with that long and serious comment about a funny post!
Chance: Know I not saying that sorry if it can across that way because I’m sure you know that. The King is funny, but he has always been funny and it was not that, that caused me to start commenting on this blog. It was something he showed in his character about a particular issues and it moved me emotionally.
Also, I can cause the comments on a blog to go up dramatically; yes I can do that easily. I do it all the time at certain blogs that have a decent level of traffic but that is nothing unique about me it happens all the time. But this blog was pulling a lot of comments any way before I rolled up into this joint and started shootin verbally with my verb. The king is funny hands down.
How do you feel about the comments I made Juilssa speak GIRL and keep it real and don’t hold back put it down.
Chance
ABSOLUTELY DEAD.. LMAO
@no1special.... he has me lost all the time. most of the time i'm not reading all that. comment section not essay section.
To the King,
"OH No' King it is all good in the hood. I was not thinking that you were directing some of your comments at me.
I know where my faults are in arears you have warned me on. No I not getting all sensitive on you the females have been doing that and that's why you.
Have written this 10 complaint essay. I glad you oepned up an essay like this becaue it allows me to show another side of my psychology can feel me.
You how different I've become and this is good I flow with the emotional style of essays. And this essays said speak your mind and this is an opportunity that I'm taking advantage of to do just that.
Because you might not write another essay like this again giving the same chance to speak so bluntly you see, can ya feel me.
Chance
Chance straight VIOLATED Kingdom RUle #4 to the highest degreee.....King gonna cut u....OFf with his head!!!!!!!
Sorry for the long comments people of the Kingdom, I'm an essayist and I write a lot so I'm use to writing long. I will try to tone it down and make the comments shorter.
Chance
To Julissa,
This ia all about humor and truth nothing more if something is true it is true. DDOT says he is funny, someone would say how arrogant. I would just ask is it true that is all and the answer is YES! And I will back him up on it not because he is arrogant but because when he says he is funny it is true. If you say something let it be true nohing more. As you have said, I arrogant. And comments decrease when I roll up if this is going to turn into something a will be asking for your forgivness and the kings forgiveness. So forgive, forgive, forgive, please.
Chance
I'd love to spend all day talking about how great you are ... but let's face it ... you're name should be Ddot the Dick-tator. Love you!
To the readers,
I write alot about intellectual subjects and topics, and I do have a sense of humor but it is different because sometimes the intellectuallity conflicts with the hood and humor in me. And when it comes out it comes out different and strange. So stay with seriously.
Chance
rhigh-comedy...
Chele are you flirting with me again?! You know I love it when you talk dirty! LOL!
what?
LOS Angeles, Ca: It raining out here but we need it because of the lack of water. Rain also keeps the crime rate low and this true.
Chance
dammit that was dirceted @ Chance.
To KOOLBREEZE
Directed at me spelled that way Hmmmmmmm!
Whatever, man. I forgot that abuse turns you on ... handcuffs, blindfolds, leather belts ...
oh you want to go there? you need to stop while you are ahead. and if i'm rushing i can spell it however the hell i want. i know you are not going there with all the typos you leave. better check yourself Chance.
To KOOl breeze,
I leave typos like when I in a rush so it is all good.
Chance
ok ok, you had me on the on #2 wanting to still advertise until I got the sewing part...all was good until that part...ill
Kool breeze,
I had just taken notice of your unique way of spelling in a humorous manner of a particular word. That was all no foul or harm meant.
Chance The chancellor
so shut the hell up then
not you Kween
I hope it stops raining out here soon.
Chance
I like how he rules his kingdom with an iron FIst.....:) Yeah I am flirting
And I'm enjoying it Missy!!
she bites asses....that maybe the comment of the day
D-dot, you stay having woman fight over you...I see why you love your Kingdom
I suggest you ignore this suggestion.
Video X never fails to provide some sort of outrageous comment. That's why we love her!
I have to admit GTL that it definitely does a little something to the ego. LOL
Gotten any good emails lately Grant? LOL
My B Julissa........he dont like skinny girls anyways :(
their is nothing wrong w/ getting your email stroked every once and a while
Girl you HEALTHY!!!!!!!
I love all kinds of women!!!
C'mon ladies there is enough of the King to go around!!! LOL!
i have been summons to post at least 20 comments...this is my second one
3) king i love your post
4) Chance you're the greatest
5) ok ok i am not going to do all my comments in a row...
6) KoolBreeze you're the greatest
LOL! GREAT POST!!
Here's a suggestion...keep up the funny stuff.
You do my advertising for me.
No need to solicit, I know when you visit.
I will write what I wanna write on my damn blog, who cares how long it is!
I will e-mail you later to let you know I am boycotting!
Naw, no need to imitate. I like my style.
I agree w/ you about hating. why waste my time?
You are great D! (How's was that for azz kissing?) Sike!
It takes you way to long to post. Stop changing the time on your post to make us think you came in first thing in the Am to post. and why you gotta do 8 blogs a day? Dayum, who has time to keep up with that? How's that for complaining? LOL!!!
--Cool Jerk!
7) Cool AC you're the greatest
aww thanks Kween! you are too!
the King and Kween of the blog...you guys are good together to bad the marriage failed...LOL
as soon as i saw 'beat it' i imagined the king commanding folk to jack off. the king got power like that.
Kween you have mental issues.
Goddess I promise I'll stop by soon. LOL
GTL she doesn't know what submissiveness means so we'll never work.
Cool AC that was kinda funny.
Nikki I wish I had known sooner that I had that type of power because I would've abused it....the power that is!! LOL!!
8) yeah GTL, the wedding was all King's fault, vain ass
9) Nikki you're the greatest
10) Cool Ac - awww thank you so much
:-)
11) now king although you said no suggestions or whatever...i know you love the title Daddy's Girls on your blog...you know you want to add that...
Just making my appearance after lurking all morning to tell D...GREAT POST! LOL
GTL I just stopped by your spot and for the life of me I can't figure out why I am not linked over there.
Laa I want you to go back to your other picture. Thanks in advance. :)
I do apologize King for that, definetly been meaning too...i always get to your page either through my wife or through Kween....
truth be told I've been meaning to add a lot of people. TTD gets on me about being so slow in updated info.
It's cool GTL. I know how it is but we all have to do our part if I am going to take over the world!
Anybody whose eyes are seeing this should link me immediately!!!
No problem J. I got you.
12) Julissa you're the greatest
13) King...HI
damn if you didn't order Laa to change her pic... and Julissa is right.
we can't even see your pic. i think we should boycott till we get a decent pic in your profile ;)
You like this one, right?
Not funny Laa...
14) yup...boycott!!! boycott!!! boycott!!!
What about this one D?
Or do you like this one?
I like the one you put up at 12:39. That's the original one you had up when you started your blog. But without all the twisting of the picture!
15) daddy knows best
16) or at least he likes to think he knows best
get em laa!!!!
Ok, so no comment now? What's wrong...cat got your tongue?
You know I like you D...as much as I can like someone from Blogland!
Laa I always get my way. Sooner or later.
Does the cat got my tongue? I guess it depends on who's cat we're talking about! I love it when yall talk dirty! LOL!!!
17) king you still need lessons in talking dirty
18) hmmmmm
19) nope make it a public lesson...see if he's a fast learner...or if he is slow, making sure he get's it all
20) I made 20...yeah, holla at y'all tomorrow...
They ought to make a movie about this post! Oooops. They did!
I like the mystery too sometimes.
dont have time to read.. just want to say hi folks!
Sup Tif!
21) Hi TTD...
22) ok, so I am obviously going over 20...but from now on, i am so counting all my comments per post in this blog
ok.. after reading all of chances long ass comments.. I can't get no further.. but since u an essayist.. U wanna write my paper??? thanks!
did somebody say blindfolds and handcuffs?
23) hmmmm
To Caramel,
What type of paper is it?
To Julissa,
I'm back from my hood crawlin now so what up on the what?
Chance
Hummmmm is Chance a BUM huh?
To TTD,
Hi and glad you stopped by!
I thinking about taking my mug shot (picture) down and just using my name.
Chance
24) Hi chance
To Arson,
You asked julissa don't you think Chance is BUM? Well in Los Angeles it the homeless capital of America and I live here so it might fit.
Chance
To Guide to Life,
It is good to see you commenting more frequently Homey.
Chance
Ooooooh ooooh, It is no longer raining in Los angeles that means crime will go back up in the hoods to night. White people will stay in west L.A. to get away.
Hey!
Chance
Arson. you I just reflected on the bum comment no offense playar but your hair reminds me of a bum. Go comb it homey. Remember no offense intended baby!
Chance
Hi Kween007,
Good to see you again so what'z up GURL!
Talk
To julissa,
I'm the master of propaganda, and I spread info and sometimes slander against those who are to be conquered by the King (DDOT) and the Chancellor (Chance). This is called psycho-politics the communist used psycho-politics and look they ended up conquering a third of the world. The method works anywhere.
Chance
To Julissa,
I will keep my pic up until you ladies get tired of seeing the ugly mixed blooded mug.
It is all julissa.
Chance
25) Oh Chance, nothing's up over here...just trippin' you know...
thought: what if it was legal to kill one person as long as you had a good reason, who'd be the lucky person
(i only think that when I am really pissed off, of course I don't think there's ever a good enough reason to kill someone)
oh boy kween is really losing it when she use to have it so well put together.....
GTL you mean to tell me Kween used to be normal???
26) lol, naw GTL I haven't lost it...now if I get put in a padded room or a jail cell, then you can say I've lost it
:-D
27) Ddot KICK ROCKS!!!
To Julissa,
would you like to see and essay conversation between me (Chancellor) and the King (DDOT) Huh! I did one titled the The Mulatto prince, goodbye mulatto king. It is an essay about politcs and black people and governing our race. It is pretty good too.
I did one also on the three bears and politics, Smokey (liberal left), Yogi (Moderate-independent), and winnie the pooh (conservative). It is a funny essay and Gpeach read it was thought it was funny. I like writing and if I say what I might really do to help them the C.I.A. might show up so we will speak in code JUlissa.
Chance
28) ALL HAIL CHANCE!!! ALL HAIL CHANCE!!!
Wow, is this Chance's Kingdom...cause Chance is saying more than the King. LOL
As far as normal it depends on what you call that D-dot
But since she says she hasn't lost it (although she has blue hair in her pic)
I think she is on the brink of a break down...."don't push me cause I'm close to the edge" that's her close to the edge....
ok i guess im not allowed to leave the kingdom and work, when i do i miss a whole lot
Damn what did I miss?
To Missy,
No need to worry you can always check back to see what'z on the what.
Chance
To Kween007,
Kween007: Thought: what if it was legal to kill one person as long as you had a good reason, who'd be the lucky person.
That all depends on the gravity of the fault Kween, you know living here in Los Angeles I have seen some serious violence done to people beatings, murders, etc. People often do things to make other people miserable because they are hurting on the inside themselves. And hurting people hurt other people.
Sometimes it is good to just let the offender go and move on the law of Karma will definitly take care of them kween. I could say more but it would be an essay comment and I don't want to break rule number 4, on today’s blog.
Chance
Don't even start LaaLaa! I have work to do sometime!
I thought taking care of your kingdom was first priority. How dare you put your paying job ahead of us!!!! LOL
Laa I see you chose the picture I liked and you put it in a heart! I know you love me girl! :)
No1Special it is wise to not leave for too long. These folks move fast. LOL
:) SOMebody's gotta pay the bills
I used the heart because it is flattering to my magnificence (see you rubbing off on me)! LMAO
No, seriously, new month, new pic.
To Kween,
Settling and compromise
You asked at your location about settling and compromise, a compromise is a half defeat. It is better than a full loss you 50% of what you wanted out of a 100%. Settling depends upon what you will gain by settling, settling on this or that, person or thing, is the less of two evils.
Remember compromise is a half defeat it is better than a full defeat, settling means you weighted your options a settled for the lesser of two bad things (or good things) or settled on what was better than the opposite of what you settled for.
Chance
Ok so originally I didn't like dark skinned women and then i didn't like older women and then I didn't like skinny women and now I don't like light women. I am very picky! How many times do I have to say that I am an equal opportunity lover!
Oh, no competition from me...he don't like light skinned, older women from tha D.
Yeah and I might be too far for him..its VERY cold where Im at :)
I travel!!! LOL!
What in the blue f*ck are you talking about Chance. You need to re post that and use better punctuation!!! LOL!
You like men ladies Chance? I'm confused
29)Kweeny is lost too???
King, Tell Laalaa you like lightskin women
Tell her King (DDOT) you are an equal opportunity employer of female friendship.
Chance
King, Laalaa,
I went back and read it and I said, you know it does sound kinda Aham, strange, I don't want no one to think I got sugars you know what I mean.
Thanks for letting me know King and Laalaa I glad many other people did not see it.
Chance
Arsons Fire,
Are you making fun of someone’s grammar? You are so handsome Fire (arson) and with a name like that I wonder are you responsible for all these fires that breakout in California so often. Yeah you and that wash up Smokey the bear seem to always know how the fires mysteriously got started but who wouldn’t when you guys are responsible.
Nice hair it just needs a comb I’ve never seen anyone with stranger color like that and the scary part is. That it is your natural hair. With a name like Arson I don’t want you living next to my house. You might burn down the hood.
To Julissa,
Yeah I do use too many words to say simple things and end up lokking Gay and foolish. I will try to be more careful.
Chance
To Laalaa,
No I like ladies and not men thank you for bringing it to my attention before more people say it. Julissa saw it and I said dang. I thought Laalaa and the King only saw it
Kween, you saw it too dang! I thought I deleted the comment and corrected before other commenters roll up to blog hood. I gotta be careful I'm looking inferior.
Check yourself, Chance Check yourself.
To Arsons fire,
Nice Hula-hoop dress Arsons do you live on beach in Hawaii?
Chance
Arsons,
What does G.E.D. stand for? Graduation education diploma huh! Help me man or thing you really look too human either.
Chance
Y'all breaking rule #5...but I guess it's ok since Arson is closely related to D.
To arsons,
Profanity Hummmmmm! Means I finally struck a nerve in our little semi human looking friend. What is the weather like out there where you are since you have a dress on and no shirt? Krazy people sometimes don't wear a lot of clothes in winter the and wear a lot of clothes and sweaters in the summer.
So what'z the weather like fire bug and what's Smokey the bear doing with his washed up career.
To Arsons,
Arsons said: Dumb Ass
you have a dress on if a gust of wind pass by what will people see.
30) Chance thanks for commenting on my post on my blog...and on King's Blog
Kween,
You are welcome there is a lot more I can say.
Take care Kween.
Arsons,
I'm having fun that's all I seldom let loose this I just chose to let loose and have some fun with you. I seldom engage in beef even joking type beefs. But I felt like having some entertainment today and you gave me that opportunity and thank for.
me a king too
but i prefer queens
Nah !
not your type
i miss June too
Arsons,
Good looks and genetics
Handsomeness in men is determined by how much of the female characteristics like estrogen etc is in the body. A very handsome man is a sign that genetically, he has more of the female characteristics developed in his body genetically.
And this is why he is handsome and men who are not handsome have too much of the male characteristics developed in their bodies genetically. So the handsome man who looks like a girl is well balanced genetically in these areas. He is masculine and feminine in looks. This is the way it should be for all men. Good looks are a blessing from God and good looks are genetically based, the more handsome you are the more people want to see you.
Go study genetics, but I'm not handsome I'm ugly, you are handsome Arsons.
31) Chance I am thinking about moving to Cali, can you show me around if I do???
Chance you are handsome.
ok.. so i finally got a chance to read your post.. funny as shit! wish i was able to be here for the 197 post today.. you know if i were, we woulda been at 200 by lunch :o) maybe i can come thru tomorrow.. we'll see...
and then i kinda skimmed thru the comments.. i love how people fuss about me & kween never sticking to the post... but maybe 10 out of the 197 popsts were actually related... just saying.. not beefing :o)
and fuck it! i just wanted u to have 200 comments when you came in on wed...
To kween,
Cali is very interesting trust me you would hardly find it boring.
To Georgiapeach,
Georgiapeach said... Chance you are handsome.
Why thank you miss peach it means a lot to me to hear that really it does not jokes thank you very much.
Chance
Chance said...
To Georgiapeach,
Thank you for the comments you left I read them thank you very much. I am glad you liked the writings, I left comments in response to yours also. So you liked the smokey the bear and genetics writings KOOL.
HAPPY MARCH 1ST
LOL.....dang can't even say I liked the post..don't want you to tell me to eat shit and die
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