Why Women Run The Other Way...

Fair and balanced that's me. Last week I attempted to show how some women push men away with their attitudes. Well the comments came and surprisingly enough most women agreed that they were a mixture of a couple of the types of women or knew people who were. Not only was I surprised but I was also a little peeved. You guys know how much I love to piss people off just for the fun of it! Ah oh well the ladies love me like James Todd Smith I guess. At any rate I decided to give a list of males or traits that some males may show that pushes women away. So if you're a single guy or just want to know why your woman treats you a certain way then sit up and pay attention. The King is going to give you all the answers. Well maybe not all the answers because the ladies are going to co-sign this post big time and I'm sure they'll have some advice for you losers...er...guys as well. I will now break it down so that it will forever be broken.(10 points if you can tell me what movie that line came from.) Let's go.

1. The Needy Guy
Ok so this guy is overly emotional and shares all his feelings right away. The ladies want to hear "I Love You" but not on the first date! You see this guy doubts himself and needs constant reassurance about his relationship, work, and friendships. Fellas this is extremely unappealing to the ladies. Why? Because confidence and independence are sexy traits in a man. If you're insecure and dependent on her then who is she going to lean on? Probably some confident and sexy dude she met on the internet. Call me ladies! NEXT!

2. The Predictable Guy
Ok this is where a lot of men get lost. Have you ever wondered why women love the so called "bad boys"? Not because they are bad, I mean who wants to bail someone out every weekend? It's because they are somewhat unpredictable. It adds spice to any relationship. Women don't like predictable men because they know exactly how he'll react to any given situation. So be a little more spontaneous and keep her on her toes.

3. The Arrogant Guy
Why do I feel like I'm naked in a room full of people right now. Ok yes I'm arrogant. So what! This isn't about me. Ok so the arogant guy thinks he's some kind of king and certain people are beneath him. He can be rude to those people and rudeness is not sexy. Even if you aren't rude to her she's paying attention to how you treat others. So start treating others with respect because she's always watching.

4. The Neanderthal Guy
This guy flirts with anything that moves and that's whether he's with his woman or not. Personally these types of guys makes the King's stomach hurt. He flirts with the waitress and chats all night about his many conquests. Fellas instead of chit chatting about how well you're endowed and the like you could've saved her a lot of time by just wearing a t-shirt that says "I DISRESPECT WOMEN!" Because that's exactly what she's thinking. Here's a suggestion. Read a book. Glance at a newspaper for goodness sakes. Have more to talk about than your "johnson" and all of the places you've stuck it. Like Shania Twain said it don't impress her much. Wait. I don't listen to Shania, I swear!

5. The Cheap Guy
Well this one is kind of easy. Stop being so d*mn cheap! You don't have to go broke to do special things for your woman. And start managing your money better so you're not always broke. If you have every Madden football game from the past 5 years but your woman hasn't gotten flowers sent to her because "she knows I love her and besides sending flowers costs too much." then you'll probably end up humping your Playstation.

6. The Arguer
We all know this guy. He turns everything into a debate. Dude just take your woman out and chill. No one wants to argue and especially not over trivial crap. Move on because half of the stuff you argue about she couldn't care less about. After awhile she doesn't even want to be around you. Instead you'll see her out with some dude who in your opinion is ignoring her. Well she'd rather be ignored that argue with you over that nonsense. CHILL!!!

7. The Self Righteous Guy
This guy is very judgemental of others. He'll gladly tell anyone who'll listen how they should live their life including his woman. Listen up dude, nobody asked you! Nobody likes to be judged and it's just annoying. Do what works for you and let others do what works for them. If someone wants your advice they'll ask you. So instead of spewing your wisdom all over the place, focus on your woman's lovely lady lumps!!!

8. The Misogynist
Of all the types of guys on this list this guy gets the pink slip the most often. He has bitterness towards women and in this day and age most women ain't going for that. Ladies if he can't help but to exude negative feelings towards you and the entire gender please just move on. He's not going to change and you can't change him.

So what have we learned My Loyal Subjects? Yes I have too much time on my hands but I meant other than that. Jerks. Fellas you're not going to be perfect and if you try to be then you'll still end up with the short end of the stick because women aren't perfect. Just be yourself and respect the people that you want to be around and especially women. Love and respect are the two ingredients for any healthy relationship. So now meditate on what you've read and start applying what you've learned immediately. If it works I want to be compensated handsomely and if it doesn't work....well....I mean I'm just some guy who's bored at work and writes a blog. You should've known not to listen to me in the first place!!!