Wednesday, December 14, 2005

King of Bloggers...

I'm the King of blogs, there is none higher/
Sucker bloggers should call me Sire/
To burn my kingdom, you must use fire/
I won't stop blogging till I retire!----Run Dmc(Ddot Remix)

Yeah it's me, your favorite blogger's favorite blogger. I must say I am relishing my new title as King of all Bloggers. What up Summer! I know you've all been wondering how long I was going to let my Dynasty Member compettion go on. Well it has come to an end. So who won? Well first of all let's remember that we're all winners. YEAH RIGHT! That's just some crap that a loser made up to make himself feel better.

Before I announce the winner let me explain to you why I had the competition in the first place because I've gotten far too many emails about this subject. Ok I know that everybody and their mama has a links to other bloggers on their page but The King is a little more selective. I don't co-sign folks just because they visit my blog everyday and name their first born after me! The folks in The Dynasty have my stamp of approval. It is an internet honor to be in such a select group. The members of The Commission are in an approved status as well. They are sort of like the Scottie Pippen to The Dynasty's Michael Jordan. Feel me?

I also was extremely surprised at how many votes were actually cast! What is wrong with you people? Get a hobby or something. Geez. Anyway through this process I've ran across a few blogs that I'm really digging so not only will some lucky blogger make The Dynasty but there will be additions to The Commission as well. Congratulations.

Ok so the poll was basically a two horse race. We had the lovely MIZPOWDERPINK and the very entertaining RELL. With that said HAPEE2BNAPEE made a serious run near the end but then she went and changed her screen name and you know it doesn't take much to confuse my readers. I was secretly rooting for GRANT but I don't think most of yall understand that the fact that he's certifiable is what makes him entertaining. My homie LEESA put me up on Goddess, no not that GODDESS but the new one. Don't you just love how original people are?! I kid, I kid! Anyway so she's almost as random as The King and although she's just getting started I think she might be good at this foolishness called blogging. Oh and my girl NIKKI is on fire! I love her stuff. There are more but I don't have time to name everybody. I do have a Kingdom to run ya know.

So anyway yall get the point. The people I like...I LIKE. So if I like them then you automatically have to like them, that's just how it works. On to the winner.....

The poll, the current Dynasty Members opinions, as well as my vote were all factors in this decision.

MizPowderPink- You did well in the polls and The King applauds you.

Rell- You also did well in the polls and I really enjoy your blog.

So the person I chose has showns signs of support and seems to really enjoy my blog. They also have a blog I really enjoy. Ladies and gentleman the newest member of The DYNASTY is.....






HAPEE2BNAPEE aka MWABI!!!!

Congratulations Hapee. I hope you understand the importance of being in this elite group of people because I will not hesitate to boot you, just ask your predecessor!!! At any rate for anybody who wants to one day be part of The Dynasty keep working and you can make it. Here is the list of new members of THE COMMISSION.

Nikki
Goddess
KoolBreeze
BlackCaesar
Cool AC

Congratulations to all of you as well. Now run, yes run as fast as your little legs will take you and tell all of your friends and family! Yes shout it from the mountain tops!!! You are now DOWN WITH THE KING!!!

30 comments:

Ddot the King said...

You're welcome Goddess.

MZPEACH said...

Congratulations to all. Welcome aboard!

Ddot the King said...

Look at GP being a little ray of sunshine!!! LOL! Make sure you tell Summer that she made another post. She's becoming quite popular around here.

Leesa said...

I think all that were in the running did well. Funny thing is that I know MWABI - I just did not know HAPEE2BNAPEE.

This contest was very clever. But I guess it should not surprise me. Ddot is a clever guy.

MZPEACH said...

OMG she is probably reading this right now!

MIZPOWDERPINK said...

What kinda George Bush election was this?...lol

As long as I lost to Hapee. Love her. Congrats Ma!!!! Ok so maybe you can talk D into letting me in..lol. Make us proud girl.

MZPEACH said...

lol at Mizpowderpink!

Ddot the King said...

LMAO @ MIZPOWDERPINK!!! HaPee hired George's crew to run her campaign!!

blackcaesar said...

I am way too happy....
(pulls out paper)
first of all i like to give honor to GOD....
next i wanna give a shout out to all my ride-or-die bitches!!! whaddup! AND FOR THE HATERS WHO DOUBTED, EAT A DICK!
I'M IN THE COMMISION NOW!!!!
WE CAN'T BE STOPPED!!!
(does P-Diddy shuffle)


seriously, thanks for the shout. i was just getting used to being a loyal subject and now i get a promotion. I'll drink to that!

MZPEACH said...

lol!!!!! Jacque.....you are a trip!
Black Ceasar...rofl! Your not doing the diddy shuffle are you? Now all you need is one of those TWA (wink at Jacque)..lol

MZPEACH said...

Oh shit, Jacque!!..I am still laughing.

Ddot the King said...

@ Jacquelyn--I said you wanna be startin' somethin',you GOT to be startin' somethin'---random thought alert: Michael Jackson used to be the man.

@BlackCaesar--Why do i get the feeling you'll drink to just about anything. Welcome!

Ddot the King said...

Good thing the Diddy shuffle is one of only 2 dances I know!!!

Ddot the King said...

When i say I want to get in your panties that's not exactly what i mean!!!!

I'm sure GP and the twins will join you though!

Quick someone get a video camera!!!

Cool AC said...

Oh Wow! I feel so honored! I mean I didn't even expect this! Thank you so much great King! **blushing** ;)

Congrats to Happee too! Her stuff is really great!

Ddot the King said...

You should feel honored Cool AC! Welcome to the nutty goodness of My Kingdom!!! I gotta look out for MD/DC/VA folks!

Grant said...

Thanks for the nomination. One of my blogpals likened the blogsphere to high school, at least in similarities such as popularity and cliques. In that case, you are definitely the captain of the football team. I'm happy with the few people and comments I get, especially when they're kind enough not to inform the authorities. I've learned that it's better to let the bloggers come to me since I tend to scare away about 90% of the ones I contact first.

Oh, well. Their loss. I hope they die horribly painful deaths, like being vivisected with a flaming chainsaw. :-)

African girl, American world said...

Damn 2 hour lunch made me miss all the hoopla!

Gee gosh darn thanks *walking to the podium* *waving for posee to come on up*

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK GOD. I KNOW WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN A WHILE BUT HE YOU KNOW YOU'S MY HOMEBOY.

THANK YOU MAMA FOR LETTING POPS GET SOME THAT NIGHT. THANKS FOR NOT RUNNING AND STICKING AROUND.

THANK YOU SUGAR BABIES. FOR ALL THOSE TIMES YOU WANT MAMA TO PLAY NINJA WITH YOU AND SHE SAYS WAIT..I'M BLOGGING. *wiping tear* *Georgia Peach handing me a tissue* THANKS GIRL.

I WAS NEVA THE IT GIRL AND I THOUGHT OF APPLYING TO MTV'S MADE JUST SO THEY COULD MAKE ME INTO A COOL PERSON PEOPLE WOULD LIKE BUT NOW I DON'T HAVE TO CAUSE I HAVE WON THIS.

PINK - I LOVE YOU AND YOU KNOW YOU MY GIRL...RECOUNTS ARE OVER RATED.

ALL MY BLOGGERS I LOVE YOU ESPECIALLY GEORGIA PEACH WHO...

*music playing loudly to tell me to get off the podium*

HOLD THE FUCK ON...I'M WRAPPING UP.

AND TO D-DOT WHOSE SHEER BRILLIANCE IS BEYOND COMPREHENSION *D-dot cutting music off so his ego can be fed more*

YOU MY BROTHER ARE THE TRUTH. EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T READ MY BLOG ON THE REGULAR AND DON'T REMEMBER THAT NIGHT BACK IN 99..YOU ARE THE TRUTH.

THANK YOU
THANK YOU
THANK YOU

AND VOTE FOR PEDRO *what does that t-shirt mean?

Ddot the King said...

Now that's a effing acceptance speech!!!

Welcome to The Dynasty Mwabi!! If for some reason you can't fulfill your duties I will have Grant make a house call on you. Trust me you do not want to see that dude staring through your windows!!!

MZPEACH said...

ROFL!!!!! Omgoodness. Mwabi you are out of control..lol!

African girl, American world said...

:) On the real, thanks.

Now if I have to come here every time I post to beg you to read my blog, I will. I can be very persistant.

We need a man's viewpoint on sex today.

MZPEACH said...

The t-shirt is from Napoleon dynamite.

MZPEACH said...

So DDot did you tell Jacque which color panties you prefer to wear?

Ddot the King said...

Whatever color she has on...or you for that matter!! i told you I want to see some girl on girl action!!!

Please disregard that statement. GP has corrupted me!

I'm on my way over Mwabi...

African girl, American world said...

panties...does each subject have to disclose colors?

Ddot the King said...

Sure stop by!!!

Drea Inspired said...

Congrats Happee!!!

Dang...i'm technically done with my degree but yet this student job has got me on lock! Thank goodness only another week...I gotta run!

Yall be easy! Great choice oh royal one!

Superstar Nic said...

I can't help but LOL @ Jaqcue!

Congrats to Hapee A.K.A. Mwabi!!!

nikki said...

i feel so blessed! i am now a part of the commission! i can go out and conquer the world!

Leesa said...

Mwabi: That acceptance speech was a classic. Oh, happy tears are running down my face.