And hopes that Ddot would soon be there
My Loyal Subjects were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of Random Thought Friday danced in their heads...
Hate it or love it the King is on top! Yeah I know that this is King Kong weekend but guess what? King Kong and got nothing on me! I'm pompous, I'm arrogant and you love it! So here is what you look forward to like a 3 day weekend. Random Thought Friday! For all you newbies this is the one time of the week that you are privy to the random nonsense that bounces around in my cranium. Some of it makes sense and some of it...well is just random. So forget about the million dollar smile, the charm and wit and sit back and relax for what has become an Internet Phenomenon....THE KING'S RANDOM THOUGHTS!!! Enjoy.
*Warning* Do not read if you are taking medication or are prone to loud bursts of laughter that might get you fired.
Al Sharpton is getting his own sitcom. Yeah you read that right. Al freaking Sharpton. I don't want to be a human being anymore.
I think my blog gives people the same feeling you get when you put on pants and find twenty bucks in the pocket.
Don't all 50 Cent and the G-Unit's songs sound alike? I swear Magic Stick and Candy Shop are the exact same song. Fall back 50. Take a vacation or something.
The Cowboys & Redskins play this weekend. If the 'Skins don't win then I wouldn't expect to see a blog from me until at least thursday of next week.
How come 99% of my readers are women? Am I the LL Cool J of blogging? Is that why ole boy keeps trying to steal my readers?! What up GP!!!
Speaking of GP am I the only one that thinks of her when Ludacris' new song "Georgia" comes on?
I liked Kanye's album but I hope he doesn't win one Grammy.
Wasn't Fun with Memory...umm...fun?!
That reminds me. You people are some nut jobs!
This is an actual quote from Cincinnati Bengal wide receiver Chad Johnson : I'm traveling to all 51 states to see who can stop #85." Hopefully whoever stops him will be a geography or history teacher.
They took down the cubicles in my office when they put the new carpet in and it really sucks. My co-worker Nico gets bored and walks over to shake my hand about twice every thirty minutes and tries to see what I'm doing on my computer. Don't you just hate that. This is the first time I've used my camera on my phone in the 1.5 years I've had it. My desk is a mess. But yes this is where the magic of My Kingdom is made. Feels like you just pulled back the curtain on the great and powerful OZ doesn't it?! HA!Deer Park bottled water has Deer pee in it.
Will you guys miss me when I get my business started and I'm never online anymore. Keep my name alive you jabronies!!!
Boy these Random Thoughts sure are going to be posted late!
Who cares? I write them for me...remember!
I am so bored.
I think I'll go to lunch. I might take an extra hour. Anyway you guys have fun commenting on this until I get back. Oh and remember to leave your random thought(s) too!
31 comments:
Your so sweet Ddot. **pushes the two red bones out the way** now what were you saying? **hears Jacque say "Hey stop pushing"**..lol
I think because you are the only good-looking non gay guy on the whole damn internet.
*Rell is cute too, but scared to reveal himself*
Oh and I think the reason you think about me when you hear that song is because you know
I am "riding super clean, beating hard, counting money stacks"- a song that I am sure you will never hear..lol.
I am the only good looking non gay guy on the whole internet?! Ok I think that's going into my profile! lol
Yeah, why is that you are the only good looking non gay guy on the whole internet? You think that men are scared to say something or maybe they are just not internet literate? What?
Now y'all gotta stop with that redbone stuff. :)**pushing back** Can't we all just get along? LOL
okay Laalaa no more redbone jokes. lol!
Ah come on...GIRL FIGHT!!!
How dare you accuse the King of biting!!!
You're right about one thing though LL ain't got ish on me!!!!
Yes, all 50 and G-unit songs sound the same. All sing songy slow raps. And he clowned Ja for singing...who put out a greatest hits CD this week. Puh-leeze! Who is gonna buy that? They played his songs to DEATH on the radio, why would I buy a CD for the torture?
Please don't let the cowboys beat the redskins! I don't want mass hysteria near my house! It is bad enough with the traffic.
For the 51 states, maybe he was trying to include DC, you know they get all the taxes and no love!
I'm bored too. And that is why I hate that I have an open desk! Cuz I need to read my blogs! People are always looking over my shoulder or standing over my desk to see what I am doing. Do you think you look suspicious when you minimize everything on your screen while talking to them?
Cool AC I used to feel funny about minimizing but you know what? It's none of their business what I am doing!!!
My boss did catch me on MSN Messenger though. She was walking by and I couldn't close it fast enough. Oh well she, like most women has fallen victim to my charming ways and doesn't bother me about anything. You ladies need to understand that I am more than just a pretty face....and nice body..and great dresser...and...well you get the point!!
I bet you dress like an old man DDot...
jabronies...been a minute.
come over, come see...
An old man that thinks he got it going on..lol
Old man?! You can't be serious! You'd throw rocks at Aaron if you had a chance with me!
ummmm I have a blog, I post here and CLEARLY i'm not gay.
Rell what you talking about?
Sorry Rell, I'm still meeting everybody
Oh I see. I guess your part of the 1%
I think GP gave you a shout out in her first comment Rell.
Either way don't let the chicas get to you. If they see a weakness they will pounce!
Uh oh I saw that coming.
Arson what are you talking about?..lol
LOL! DDot! Iknow it is none of their business, but it is their Business, get it? I just minimize, becasue I don't want them all up in my blogs. I want to keep you all to myself.
Yes Arson, I will come your new blog... you gonna put the link on yours?
Arson stop your whining. We're going to get you straight!
Well, I know for one, that the picture of Ddot is his twin..even though he denies it.
I did however, suspect that him and Arson were the same person. Ddot is so vain, he likes to have two way conversations with himself.
Until Arson reveal himself..........
That one finger in the air is tripping me out Arson.
Arson's a big baby. I've got to talk to you about marketing. I'm out right now though. GP school him.
Oh shit!!!...Gosh I love picking on the guys..lol.
They are so easy!!
I guess having an oversized ego is better than no self esteem whatsoever
My blogs makes people feel like thy found a 20 in their pants...I paraphrased but damn! You're special. And if you are 2 people you have way too much time on your hands!
oh my bad people -- i meant to put an LOL on there.
I wasn't upset at all. lol -- i NEVER get mad.
Sorry, don't think i take myself to seriously or anything :-(
haha...I see my girls, are eatin' yall fellas up over here!
Sorry I've been MIA.
Anyway...
"Keep my name alive you jabronies!!!"
You have ZERO more times to say "jabronies"...LOL!
my random thought: why did I pay $70 for a haircut I don't like? Oh well...
You're like the 4th non gay man I've actally come across online.
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