Random Thought Friday...

I
F*ck with your soul like ether
Will
Teach you the king you know you
Not
"Ddot" across the belly
Lose
I prove you lost already.....
Nas "Ether"

That's right kiddies I got that stuff that makes your soul burn slow. So don't bark up that tree because that tree will fall on you. I don't know why your advisors didn't forewarn you! Rejoice! For it is I the Good King Ddot back with what you and the entire blogging world has been waiting for...RANDOM THOUGHT FRIDAY!!!! And I promise it won't be a disappointment like Joseph and Lorraine's first born! Confused? Don't worry about it. Just put on your protective gear and get ready for an onslaught of complete random nonsense. Enjoy.

Stop with the Christmas music. Seriously it's way to early for that crap. I swear they started playing it in my office the day after Halloween. It's not the most wonderful time of the year and Rudolph is a loser who was just used by old St. Nick to get him out of jam. So jingle DEEZ bells!!

I really like cool white people but I can't stand white people who try to be cool. Don't insult me by saying stuff like "hey Ddot I be getting crunk on da weekend son!" Seriously that's worse than calling me a nigger. Talk to me like the intelligent human being that I am.

You know I write this crap just to keep from falling asleep but sometimes I just like other bloggers touch people's lives. There is a little girl in Georgia who asked her sister was I the King of all bloggers. Little Summer the King is here to tell you sweetheart that yes I am King of all bloggers and now you can continue living your life knowing that you got a shout out in my Random Thoughts and that within itself should propel you to do great things.

Everybody finished throwing up? Good let's press on shall we?!

I really would like to update my profile picture. The crazy thing is that as easy as it was to do the first time I can't seem to figure out how to do it now. Wait did I just admit to not knowing how to do something? Disregard this entire paragraph.

A 21 year old chick just called me "sir". I will now perform a prostate exam on myself and double up on the Zoloft. Thanks a lot lady.

I I I I be on it all night, man I be on it all day
All day, straight up pimp
If you want me you can find me in the
A! A! A! I love that song so much that I want to move to the ATL just so that when I sing it I can actually be in the A! Of course that would mean GP and Drea would be at my house all the time and we'd do stupid stuff like throwing water balloons at strangers and taking road trips to visit Leesa and listen to her stories.

Why did Oprah refer to black people as colored and as negros on David Letterman last night? Do you automatically turn into a white racist once you reach a certain tax bracket?

Why is it that no one said how much they hated my new...now old template until I switched back to this one?! Jabronies.

Why are people fighting for the right to carry scissors on planes?! Just go to the dollar store when you land and buy a pair! I'm flying to Dallas at the end of the month and if I see anybody with fingernails that are too sharp I'm tackling them! Americans are idiots.

Don't piss like a puppy if you're going to play with the big dogs.

Ok that's it. Not the greatest RTF ever but I'm slowly coming out of my writer's block and that's a good thing. But then again who cares what you think! Ok leaveme now so I can lay in the fetal postion and suck my thumb in the dark.


And all you haters please remember that I am the blogging equivalent of a Red Rider BB gun. You don't need to play with me. Why? Because you'll shoot your eye out kid!

Everybody else HAVE A GREAT STINKIN WEEKEND!!!!!



Oh and one more thing. Anybody reading this should email me a question or questions no matter how crazy or odd and I'll answer them all in my post on Monday. We all have to work together to help pull me out of this funk!


IT IS GOOD TO BE....OH YOU KNOW THE REST.