I was still on my high from the Redskins dismantling the cowgirls and who do I see on the tube? Your President George W. Bush. C'mon why today?! I am having a good day. Now I could've just turned the channel but then who would tell you guys what he said since I'm sure all of you were flipping between Mtv and BET! How many times can you watch the same 4 videos anyway?!
Anyway I was going to do a running diary and let you know what I was thinking at the ver ymoment he said certain things. And I also thought about doing a King's Rebuttal but he didn't say much to rebut(is that a word). Shouldn't rebut mean to have sex with someone twice in one night. Ok I'm being random. Anyway this is my response to what he had to say: Huh? You suck dude. Since I know you call yourself a Chrisitan let me say that Satan is the father of the lie and you are his oldest son! Jerk. Get a life.
Oh and your boy has been tapping phone lines too! What kind of altenate universe are we living in?! I received a letter in the mail stating that because of this blog and my obvious ties to Saddam that my phone had been tapped for awhile. I was livid! They sent me the transcript of what they had listened to and I'd like to share it with you.
Ddot: Hello?
Arson: Sup.
Ddot: nuttin'
Arson: right right
Ddot: What do you think Arsenio Hall is doing right now?
Arson: Huh? Oh I don't know. I got gas.
Ddot: Huh? You think he's got gas? Well I guess that's possible.
Arson: Yeah so what's up?
Ddot: nuttin'
Arson: right right
Ddot: Alright I'm going to take a dump.
Arson: one.
That my friends is where your tax dollars are going. Meaningless conversations between me and my knucklehead friends.
Anyway I didn't tell you guys that last weekend I got stopped by the cops. I think Arson made mention of it on his blog because I was on the phone with him when I got stopped. Anyway since I'm in a transcript mode here's the exchange between me and the officer.
Officer: License and registration please.
Ddot: Ok it's in my glove box. I'm going to reach over there and get it. Don't shoot me.
Officer: (holding back laughter) Ok sir.
Ddot: Here ya go
Officer: Thank you. Do you know why I pulled you over?
Ddot: Boredom?
Officer: This is not a joking matter sir. Is anyone in the back seat? I ask because your tint is too dark on your window. That's why I pulled you over.
Ddot: Are you serious?
Officer: Excuse me?
Ddot: I asked were you being serious.
Officer: Very serious. Please step out of the car sir.
Ddot: But it's cold out there.
Officer: I'm going to run your license and if you have any warrants I'm having this car towed and you're going downtown.
Ddot: Downtown? I didn't know you guys actually used the term "downtown". Anyway I have warrants in NC but they are going to tell you not to waste your time.
Officer: Excuse me.
Ddot: I have warrants down there but whenever I get pulled over they refuse to come get me so don't waste your time.
Officer: I think that's the first time anybody told me they have warrants. I'll be right back.
Arson: Why do you mess with police like that. They are going to get you one day.
Ddot: Nah. I'm The King
Arson: D you're back in the REAL world. This is not the internet!
Ddot: Oh snap! I was talking internet talk wasn't I?!
Arson: Yep
Ddot: Why didn't you stop me?
Arson: I was laughing too hard.
Ddot: Jerk.
Arson: Hey let's take a trip to Atlanta
Ddot: I'm about to go to jail! I'm not planning any trips with you right now.
Officer: You are free to go.
Ddot: Why?
Officer: Because I work for Prince George county and apparently you are some sort of King. You out rank me.
Ddot: HA!
Ok so that last part didn't happen exactly like that but he did let me go. Anyway now you're all caught up with what's going on with The King. I feel good this week so yall might get a post everyday. You're welcome.
23 comments:
HAHAHAHA!
uh, you will be shown no mercy if you get stopped in the atl like that. they'd have hauled your black azz to the pokey (is pokey a word? shouldn't that mean a guy who likes to phuck alot?)
It's Prince George'S!!!
(I hate when people say Prince George. That county is in VA.)
I did have to watch Bush's speech...:(
I thought Dubya sounded like an 8th grader trying to do a speech. He is a waste of time to watch. The next 3 years will not go fast enough. :(
Your dumb President started with the madness last night!
I wish a crackhead with no sense would......wait we're being monitered right?
My brother messes with the police like that all the time. Sometimes he even pulls over before they do it. He's like yeah I saw you back there and knew you wouldn't catch up so I stopped :) They never know what to say.
Tubby and the wildcats...you ain't met crazy fans till you're in Lexington.
Your are crazy boy!!!
@ Nikki-Hmmm...pokey...you might be on to something.
@ Cool AC- Ok sweetie. Calm down. Take the little pill. Ok now don't you feel better?
@ LaaLaa-the way he was reading that speech was just sad! Funny but sad. I bet people from other countries think we're all idiots because of him.
@ Mwabi- Well crazy crackheads sleep right down the street from the White House so maybe...just maybe...lol
@ GP- I'll take that as a compliment. LOL
On behalf of Satan I'd like to inform you - nice try, but you're not getting rid of W that easy. He claims to be xtian, so he's an xtian problem. We simply don't want him.
As for you, King, have you considered relocating to a place with a year-round warmer climate? Just sign on the dotted line - in blood, please.
Nice try Grant....Didn't I see you across the street from my house looking at me through the bushes?
Wow! That just made my day! I'm so bored at work that I really needed that laugh! You are just too silly...
I just had to come see for myself..is this the same d-dot that is all things egotistical that left a sensitive and sincere comment on Laalaa's blog?
For true?
man what those red bones can do to a brother.
I was sensitive and sincere?! NEVER!!
I'm glad I made your day Drea!!! We've been missing you! I think you should quit and blog full time.
Mwabi you are too much!!! LMAO
ddot - I thought that you were sensitive and sincere. *batting my eyes and smiling*
don't fall for it LaaLaa! I am a complete jerk. Everybody knows that!
Is that why you are the self-proclaimed king?
I am the King because that's what people feel most comfortable callin me. I am everything that a King should be. I am regal, intelligent, and handsome. It's in my bloodline. Can't you see yourself calling me King?!
Umm, yes your majesty. *giggle* Anything you say.
Mwabi, I have to check that out. I told you ya'll he done got him some!
LMAO!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH! I swear that's the funniest shit I've read ALL DAY LONG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Man you're a straight CLOWN!
I saw that lame speech this morning and wasted my time...errr...ahh..watched his address to the nation last night...GW BLOWS! Who needs a President when we've got a KING in our presence?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tam, don't do it!
Just thought you should know you're being put on blast in my comments today.....better check it out and make good with the ladies :)
Wonderful post - and I can't believe there is not much more uproar on the phone tapping business. Love your scripts, Ddot.
And Merry Christmas!
u boycotting? I demand a new post:)
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