Since I'm getting flooded with the nominations for the Kingy Awards I thought it might be good to clean out my inbox and finally answer the couple million emails that I have been sent over the past few months. I will answer as many as possible and be as honest as possible. Yeah right! I'm The King and I do whatever I please! On to the emails from actual readers....
King, do you wear boxers or briefs?
I wear boxers. Now can you tell me why you need to know that? Is it just to have all the details right when you fantasize about me? Probably.
Hey what does the "D" in Ddot stand for?
It stands for "Don't" as in Don't ask me what it stands for because I ain't telling! Any guesses?
Why do you have to be so arrogant?
I get this question at least 3 times a day. I'm only arrogant when I need to be. I'm really a nice guy. Now get lost peasant!
Now that they have added Zach Morris to the cast of Commander in Chief will you watch? Now this came from a true Loyal Subject that knows that I'm obsessed with Saved By the Bell. Actually I think adding him to the cast only makes the whole show even less credible. I'd be watching the show just waiting for him to trick the president and steal Air Force One to go pick up Kelly Kapowski and then of course the hijinx would ensue.
Dude, why do you think you're better than everybody else?!
Ummm..because I am.
Is that really your picture on your profile?
As hard as it is to believe that a human being could be that beautiful, yes it is me.
Hey you should hold some sort of contest and the winner would get a date with you! Hmmm....OR you could get up from your computer and leave your 35 cats and go out and try to meet someone in the REAL world! Now wouldn't that be wild and crazy?!!
I hate you!
No you don't.
Ok now that everything has died down we should squash the beef but you have to promise not visit GeorgiaPeach's blog and not allow her to comment on your site.
I have a better idea. Why don't you go jump in a lake! That's one of the most elementary comebacks I've ever used but it's cracking me up right now.....go jump in a lake...hilarious.
I read your blog everyday but I don't feel comfortable commenting. I'm white and you seem to have something against white people. I'm not a racist or anything, in fact I like you a lot. You're not like a lot of black people I know. I just wish you could stop talking bad about white people.
Aww how sweet. Wait.......wait.......Ok I just threw up in my mouth. The only thing you forgot to say was that I'm a credit to my race. Idiot. Actually I am like a lot of the black people you know. What you need to do is pretend for a second that you're not afraid and go up and talk to a black person and you will experience the same charm and wit that you get from me. Ok maybe not the same because I'm on another level but I'm quite sure you'll be pleasantly surprised.
I think you should interview George Bush.
I think you should run your blog and I'll run mine.
George Bush Rules!
The underworld. Yes he is Satan.
I used to love you Ddot but as a dark skinned black woman you have offended me.
You used to love me? Wow. Did I at least get to hit that? Anyway I don't have anything against dark skinned women. Some of my best friends are dark skinned women! LMAO!
If you could ask Clifton Taulbert any question, what would it be?
Do you think it's possible to build a powerful, effective, and caring community in the blogging world?
Who do you think was the better rapper Biggie or Tupac?
First of all you guys would be amazed to know who asked this question but I won't tell. Anyway I think it's so hard to answer this question because you're dealing with 2 different styles. I'll say Biggie was the better rapper and Tupac was the better song writer. I really got serious on this question didn't I?! HA!
You know a lot of people are going to be pissed when you win Blog and Blogger of the Year on your own site.
Who gives a rat's ass.
Ok I have work to do now. Everybody enjoy their days off and be sure to get your nominations in before Tuesday or there will be hell to pay! Ok now go do something productive.
IT IS GOOD TO BE THE KING!!!
17 comments:
What? You're black? Holy crap! When did that happen? I just assumed the flash in your camera was pretty weak. :p
And stop insulting His Satanic Majesty, our Lord Lucifer, by likening him to George Bush. Satan rulz! He has the best tunes.
Happy HKRXmasux!
i wanna know what the d stands for. i have fomething in mind but its prolly wrong
The fun is in guessing Kool. Knock youself out.
Eddie the others should laugh at you. Nobody asked for additional questions. Pay attention. Geez.
I think the D in DDOT stands for DICtator! LOL!
Somebody has a dirty mind. I like it! Ddot the King AKA The DICtator. Oh yeah!
You are a Dictator around here! I knew you would like that! ;)
Yep I like it. I already was given the title King of all Bloggers by GP's sister and now I am a DICtator. Life is good.
Hater....
LOL! Jacquelyn, I was thinking the same thing when I typed it. Tator Tot. LOL!
Sorry, King. You will probably have us beheaded now. :( But I don't think you are an evil DICtator.
Oh very funny Jackie. All you need is a microphone and a spotlight.
Don't co-sign her nonsense AC. It only encourages her.
damn ac took it!!
You're a funny dude!
You know, I read all the time, but sporadically. I don't leave comments because you have too many and I don't think mine really counts. I must say, your a genius. Don't ever leave.
your modesty knows no boundaries and serves as an example to us lesser mortals. I am humbled
You need to put this in a bottle and sell it! This shit is too damn funny man!!!
lol @ Jacque!
You answered my question! Thanks!
If grant is so quick with the comebacks in real time, he ought to do stand up!
Funny thing is that when I saw ddot, I had no idea it stood for anything in particular. I just thought it was something like "Leesa".
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