Dear reader,
Good morning and welcome to my blog. I am the Good King Ddot. Avert your eyes!!! Never look at me when I speak to you! I'm sorry but they played that Laffy Taffy song 3 times before I got to work and it worked my nerves.
I am glad that you've chosen my site to visit and to see what is on my mind. I invite you to comment or link me if you find any of this nonsense even remotely entertaining. But more importantly I want you to voice your opinion.
You see I am an arrogant prick most of the time and I have a penchant for irritating people. Hey what can I say it's how I get my kicks. Occasionally I'll tackle an important issue although as My Loyal Subjects will tell you that hasn't happened in awhile. Stop your whining people!!! Anyway if I write something that you totally disagree with I urge you to call me out on it.
I want my little spot here to be a place of dialogue and discussion. I have enough butt kissers in real life. Now if you just so happen to agree with me then that's great too but don't just agree with me so you won't feel my wrath!
In conclusion let me thank you again for stopping by and please feel free to come again.
YOUR KING,
DDOT
4 comments:
Dear King D-Dot,
Good Morning sire. *averting my eyes*
okay. *singing Laffy Taffy*
You get your butt kissed in real life too?
LOL Hapee if you're not careful I might start to like you and that pretty much means you have a lot of "jerk" qualities in you!! :)
I'm an undercover jerk - shhh
My goodness! I am glad I'm not the only one who HATES that song!!!
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