We all have rules in life that we live by. Some are inherited from our parents. Some are given to us through religious teachings and some we develop on our own. One very important rule I live by that I'm pretty sure my dad taught me is to never let someone else control your emotions.
I guess that's sort of a variation on "never let them see you sweat". Yesterday I allowed someone else to control my emotions. I was virtually dripping with "internet sweat" all over the place. Not only that but it was probably the most immature thing that I've done since I was 12. I told someone that they smelled like cheese for goodness sakes!
This is less about the person that caused that reaction in me and more about me, The Good King Ddot. Anybody who has visited me in My Kingdom knows that it's a place of fun and laughter. Occasionally I tackle more serious topics but even then it is sprinkled with my charm and wit. I'm not a drag in the real world so why be an internet drag?! But yesterday I feel as if my crown lost a bit of it's luster and shine.
"I feel like you came to visit me and my house was dirty." That's how Georgia described her feeling to one of her readers and I totally understand that feeling. I don't even try to claim that my house is never dirty but at the same time I'm not a dirty dude. There's a difference. You feel me?
So right now I'm more mad at myself for even stooping to such a juvenile level. I'm better than that. When I confronted my "baby's mama" with the paternity test that I had gotten done behind her back I was furious on the inside but she never knew it. I was cool, calm, and collected. That's who The King is. She wanted a reaction though and started saying anything she could think of to get one but she got nada. All my friends claimed that if they were in my shoes she would've had black eyes and broken limbs. Maybe but they'd be locked up and still would've had to deal with the loss of a child. I think the route I chose was better.
Anyway I guess this was sort of a round about apology to all my distinguished readers. I am a King and I will act that way from now on. In fact I, The Good King Ddot have decreed that no such nonsense shall ever take place in My Kingdom again. This is the last time I will speak on this situation. So let's have some fun and get crunk for real over here! in fact George Bush has been frequenting my site and this what happened to him...
15 comments:
HAHAHa. My sisters asked how did you know she smelled like cheese. And I said because she looks like she does....lol. It was hilarious. Your so darn funny Ddot. Then they started talking about Ddot is your King...making jokes. It was so funny. My sister Summer asked were you the King of Bloggers. Gosh, it was way more funnier yesterday. Anyway, your silly mann.
@ Jacquelyn- Yeah I'm done with it. And how are you going to call me onion head?! That's it I'm done with you! Nobody talk to Jackie anymore because she called me a name!!! Ok that was not nice. Funny but not nice.
@ GP- I always like making you laugh especially since I know you have that squeaky voice. Tell Summer that I am absolutely the King of all Bloggers!!!
lol!
But Ddot, all of us sound squeaky. Think Munchkins...lol
recognize and correct...that's how a king should behave...
now let's get back to business over here! haha
Ddot you are a damn fool with it partner!
Girl it is! I can't help myself. It is too damn funny. That gang is hilarious. Just couldn't get enough!
Jacque hurry up and look what I wrote..lol.
ddot. Stop! Shit..I already laughing at myself. Mann, I am laughing so heard. Darn it! Stay focused! What was I doing? Yeah, I was erasing the negative energy.
Okay, okay. I am through. Goodness, Ddot. Why you got make me feel so bad. I am through being silly. But I DO love my new profile pic. It was a gift!
You and GP rock for not letting her see you sweat anymore.
(Internet) peace lol.
you get props for addressing it. i have to admit i was shocked, because although i haven't been reading your blog for long, your maturity has never been in question. yesterday was the first time i actually wondered how old your ass was...LOL
on the upside, it's still all good. folk make judgement calls that might bite 'em in the ass or save their soul. to learn the lesson so that you have no more bites on your asscheeks (unless they've been lovingly applied of course), is a good thing.
Yeah, but it inspired my Monday post (written and in the bag now). Well, lots of things inspired it, but you know, my site is all about Ddot.
Well we all need to have a vent sometimes.
actually i was shocked the first time i got into a fight over messenger.I was thinking how in the hell can you fight with someone you've never met.Very easily i found.
Leesa that is why someday we will be wedded in holy matrimony!!!! LOL
Yes Pink Lady it is quite easy to be pulled into nonsense.
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