Back to the Future...

In my unwavering effort to be the most intriguing blog on the planet Earth I have decided to let My Loyal Subjects experience A King that is different from the one you've grown to love. With 2005 almost over I decided to go back 10 years and let the 19 year old King write an entry into this blog. So let's go back with the young King to a time when Ipods and Xbox didn't exist and see what's on his mind...

Ummm....sup. I have no idea what I'm doing right now. This dude that looks like my dad gave me some little debbie snack cakes to sit here right some stuff down. For who? I don't know. This must be the internet thing my girl keeps telling me about. Well anyway for whoever can see this, if anybody, I'll break down what's going on in my life in different categories. I'll start with my baby.

LOVE LIFE
My girl's name is Celena and I am really in love with her. I met her last year when I was in High School. We screw almost everyday and everywhere. We've done it in all 3 of my parents cars, my car, and her parents 2 cars, not to mention in both of our parents' houses. My homeboy is her cousin and that's how we met. Well I had tried to holler at her before but I guess I was too nice. When my homeboy introduced us we immediately got into an argument. She tells me now that's why she started liking me. That's weird, I wonder if all girls would rather a guy be mean or disrespectful to them sometime instead of always being nice. Anyway we'll probably get married as soon as she graduates High School. By that time I should be straight finacially. I can't see anything coming in between us EVER! I love you girl!

WORK
I've been working at Cone Mills in Greensboro for a few months now. I'm making more money than I could have ever imagined. They started me out with almost $8.00 a hour! That's double what I was making at Burger King. If I stay here a few more years I could get up to $10.00 a hour or more and probably buy me a house. Of course in 10 years I should be the General Manager and sitting in an office behind a computer all day. I wonder do the people that work in the office ever goof off and just play on the computer. Oh well, anyway that's the plan.

FRIENDS
I have the craziest homeboys ever. First is my best friend and twin brother E. He is the wildest person I know. Him and his boy George are usually just walking around robbing people and drinking. And he screws more chicks than I have ever seen! If he's not careful he's going to end up with a bunch of kids! It's funny because everybody thinks I'm the ladies man but Celena is the only chick that I've ever had sex with. Boy, I hope nobody can actually see this, it would really ruin my rep! Anyway then there is Telly who thinks he's a con man. He thinks he can get over on anybody. He's a smart dude but he always takes the easy way out. Then there is my man Juvenile. Juvenile is Celena's cousin and him and I are together probably more than anybody else. We are going to be rappers. He's Juvenile and I'm D-Linkwent. That's dope right? I am a little worried about his rap name though. I'm not sure if Juvenile is a good name for a rapper. But we'll see. I just bought a white BMW and we just cruise the city and soak up all the stares we get from the girls. I have my clear pager on my visor and he has his green one on the other visor. We are constantly checking them. It's funny because well only get paged by two people. Our moms and our girls. But so what we are still cool. I might save up for a few months and get one of those car phones. That would be dope to have a phone in the car!

ENTERTAINMENT & EVENTS
I just bought a new tape deck. It was the newest one and cost me almost 300 dollars but I gotta have the best! I bought two tapes the same day. One was Channel Live and I bought that because of the song Mad Izm which they play every two minutes on the radio. The other was Tupac's Me Against the World which has caused me to never actually open Channel Live's album. I just bought it because the dude is locked up and this will probably be his last album but this dude can really rap and the way he expresses himself is how I am going to do when I get a record deal. Between Tupac and the dude Biggie that came out a few months ago rap music is blowing up! Oh well other than that the OJ Simpson trial is going on and I'm sure that they are setting him up. Before this trial is over I bet the real killer will have been found. Nothing is really good at the movies except that movie Powder. I love thinking about the possibilities of what humans could do if we could use more than a very small percentage of our brains. I heard Michael Jordan might be coming back to the NBA. Michael if you can read this please come back! If you come back I promise to name my first child after you! Seriously.

SUMMATION
This has been a good year. I am out of High School and oddly enough I kind of miss it but I'm sure that feeling will fade. My sister moved to Washington D.C. and she keeps trying to convince me to move up there with her and go to school but that'll never happen. I can't leave my girl to move to D.C. And what is in D.C. anyway besides a bunch of crime?! Nah I think I'll stay here and raise a family just like my folks. I'm going to enroll in school at North Carolina A&T and get a degree in something. So anyway I'm just trying to remain humble because arrogant and conceited people suck!!!

That was fun. I remember when I used to be nice. Oh well it just a few short months this dude would be gone forever. Maybe I'll let 97 or 98 Ddot write a post one day. That would be quite interesting. Vulgar and mysogynistic but interestin nonetheless. Ok I hope you enjoyed this and if not who cares.